When little Ling 'Er regained her consciousness, she discovered that she was already standing outside the courtyard wall. She was still wearing that exquisite long dress, and the steam from her bath hadn't completely dissipated. Only … with her back against the setting sun, the slender figure that was cast in front of her eyes seemed so lonely and sorrowful.
After gawking for a moment, little Ling 'Er's dull mind gradually began to ferment with emotion. The corner of the girl's mouth hung a trace of a strange smile, and then she strode toward a certain direction in the county.
At the same time, Wang Lu and Wen Bao were squatting in a remote alley, each holding a piece of cooked meat and a piece of cooked meat, gorging themselves.
"Senior Brother Wang Lu, do you think Sister Ling, she … really has no problem?"
Wang Lu swallowed the meat in his mouth and said with a smile, "Rest assured, women are natural actors. Didn't a runner come to confirm your identity just now? Obviously, she has already infiltrated the enemy's inner circle, and soon, she will be able to make a contribution. "
"... It's just that, I always feel that Sister Ling seems to have paid a big sacrifice."
"What's there to sacrifice? She won't be taken advantage of. On the contrary, she will be surrounded by the stars and regarded as a fairy descending to the world. That guy's heart must be in a mess! You know, in the Spirit Sword Mountain, no one has ever praised her as beautiful as a flower, right? "
Wen Bao thought for a moment. "That's true … Why? Actually, Sister Ling is indeed very beautiful. "
Wang Lu sneered. "What's the use of being beautiful? With her temperament, it's hard for people to see her as a woman. Just like my Master, objectively speaking, she's also a beauty, right? Let alone a woman, do you think she's a human being? "
"... That's true."
"Am I right? However, as long as little Ling 'Er is willing to act, fooling a mountain hooligan is not a problem. You have to say … "Wang Lu frowned." Her figure is a bit thin, but these days, there are too many perverted lolicons. Maybe that lecher will take a liking to her! Flat breasts are scarce, hahahaha! "
Although Wen Bao didn't quite understand, seeing his Senior Brother laughing happily, he also laughed foolishly. However, halfway through his laughter, he abruptly stopped.
At the entrance of the alley, a girl's back was against the setting sun. Her slender shadow was cast, which happened to block his field of vision.
It was as if night had fallen.
Wang Lu raised his head and saw the girl. He was about to welcome her back with a smile, but in the next moment …
"Wang Lu, I'm going to kill you!"
The young woman gave off a shocking aura as she stepped forwards like lightning and heavily punched Wang Lu's face.
Bang!
The youth flew out like a cannonball, and with a loud bang, he was imprinted on a wall.
Turning Strength to hit someone like a painting, what a freehand painting!
— —
"… I see. I didn't expect things to change like this."
With heavy dark circles under his eyes, Wang Lu made a pained expression and sighed.
Just now, little Ling 'Er was filled with humiliation as she recounted her experiences in the courtyard. Of course, Wen Bao had already been driven far away, so she had a private conversation with Wang Lu. This kind of life of humiliation, if one more person knew, it would be one more person to silence!
Hearing this shocking change, Wang Lu was also dumbfounded. No matter how much of a professional adventurer he was, he didn't expect things to change so dramatically. That dirty old man was not only obscene, but also perverted! Tasteless!
He actually dared to discriminate against flat-chested people! You're rebelling!
Wang Lu sighed: "Sister Ling, I really wronged you … Pfft!"
Originally, he wanted to try to comfort the girl whose mind was seriously injured, but he couldn't help but laugh.
Of course, the result was that he was once again hung on the wall by Sister Ling.
"If you laugh again, I'll beat you until you, the culprit, can't remember anything!"
Wang Lu touched the other dark circle under his eyes and said with great difficulty: "I won't laugh, I won't laugh. I've already deeply realized my mistake … When I go back, I'll certainly give you a sincere compensation."
Little Ling 'Er gnashed her teeth: "Who wants your compensation! How can you compensate!? "
Wang Lu thought for a moment: "Actually, I know a few folk prescriptions that can help with breast enlargement. Sister Ling, you …"
Bang!
Coming down from the wall for the third time, Wang Lu helplessly sighed: "Sister Ling, are you going to practice the Magic Brush Ma Liang Divine Technique? No matter what, I won't really become a two-dimensional being! "
"I, I …" Little Ling 'Er was also somewhat tongue-tied. Because, to be precise, Wang Lu just couldn't calculate it, he didn't have the intention to harm her. But the resentment in her heart was hard to quell, so what should she do?
Wang Lu's complexion sank: "Of course, every debt has a debtor. We have to find the real culprit for revenge."
Little Ling 'Er's interest waned: "How? Our infiltration plan failed. "
Wang Lu was also somewhat embarrassed: "Yes, I didn't expect that guy to be so perverted and shallow, he completely doesn't have a normal aesthetic sense … If we don't take this path, it will indeed be difficult to enter the mansion. Wen Bao and I are not good at stealth and transformation cultivators."
Little Ling 'Er snorted: "If it doesn't work, then let's just go straight ahead. I'm tired of going around in circles like this."
Wang Lu said you're upset because I'm afraid there's another reason … When I asked you to sell your body at the beginning, weren't you also very happy?
But, if they really had to fight face to face … Wang Lu was still somewhat hesitant. With their current lineup, they could win against a six star cultivator and a four star cultivator, but it would be difficult to catch them.
And if they couldn't catch them, this attack would be tantamount to alerting the enemy. Later, it would be difficult to find the headquarters and catch the Sect Leader. Moreover, this time, it was very likely that the other party would retaliate, complicating the situation.
If possible, it would be best to launch a sneak attack, because up until now, the biggest advantage they had was that the enemy was in the light while they were in the dark.
Therefore, the problem returned to the original point — how should they sneak into the mansion and catch those two adulterers?
The honey trap was the most effective, but unfortunately, the Lady Boss's appearance was good, but her figure was not good. Apart from the Lady Boss, where else could they find someone who was good-looking and strong enough to subdue a Foundation Building cultivator? Did they have to go back to the mountain to find able-bodied men? The disciples had long gone to all over the world to gain experience, so it was not easy to find able-bodied men.
Alas, if the Junior Sister Yue Xinyao that a certain someone couldn't forget was here, he could come up with some tricks. But now, there was only one flat-chested, one fatty, and one …
Wang Lu sighed, lowered his head, and happened to see a puddle on the ground. The surface of the puddle was as flat as a mirror, reflecting the slightly anxious face of the youth.
Hey, wait a minute, there seems to be a way!
"Sister Ling, I'll have to trouble you and fatty to wait here for a moment, I have an idea."
Sister Ling thought he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, so she weakly waved her hand. "Go, go."
After about the time it takes to eat a meal, just when little Ling 'Er was a little bored standing at the entrance of the alley and was about to leave, suddenly, a person came from a distance.
It was a beautiful girl with a medium build and elegant appearance. The woman was wearing a gorgeous long dress, adding a bit of flirtatiousness and charm to her delicate and pretty face. The girl swayed her hips as she walked, and her eyes flashed with infinite charm.
Seeing this person, little Ling 'Er subconsciously frowned. Especially when she saw the girl's towering chest, she became even more hostile.
What the hell, where did this kind of person come from in this remote county? It stood to reason that all of them should be malnourished and withered! People from a small county should have the appearance of a small county! With such a big chest, did she want to be a professional nanny!?
Then, under little Ling 'Er's complicated gaze, the strange woman suddenly turned her head, smiled at her, and walked straight towards her.
"… What do you want from me?" Little Ling 'Er was in a bad mood, especially after the other party stood still, intentionally or unintentionally puffed out her chest, it was simply a provocation!
"Oh, it's me."
"Who are you? Do I know you? "Little Ling 'Er subconsciously replied, and then she completely froze.
Because, that voice was too familiar, it was clearly …
"It's me, can't you tell? I didn't fake my voice, it can't be, right? "
The Lady Boss felt that her jaw was about to drop to the ground.
"Wang Lu!! @ #!! @ #!!! "
—
"Haha, this lady's surname is Wang Lu, why aren't you two coming to pay your respects?"
"…"
"In short, because the two of you are of no use, I can only do it myself. I definitely don't have any special hobbies."
"…"
"It's just that I had an idea when I saw the reflection on the water … Sigh, although I can't be said to be very handsome, I can still take advantage of the fact that my secondary sexual characteristics haven't fully matured, I can still make a cameo appearance as a trap."
"…"
"Don't just open your mouth and stare blankly, give me some advice. Do I look passable with my current appearance? After spending some time, it should be more or less the same, but I still need to think about the details, but I can't care so much for now. "
"…"
The Lady Boss and Wen Bao still had a horrified expression, standing still like statues, not moving an inch.
Wang Lu shook his head helplessly, then reached out to touch the Lady Boss' chest …
Bang! It was another portrait.
A certain 2D figure painting said with difficulty, "… Aren't you quite spirited? That unguarded posture just now was to lure the snake out of its hole? "
The Lady Boss blushed and covered her chest with her hand, "Smelly rogue, dead pervert, you … are simply disgusting!"
Wang Lu jumped down from the wall and angrily retorted, "Isn't it because of your incompetence, flat chest! Otherwise, why would you let a handsome man like me sell my body? I'm under a lot of psychological pressure, okay!? "
"Dead pervert! Stay away from me! Also, don't breathe, a pervert like you will pollute the entire county's air! "
"Damn, why are you so arrogant, flat chest!?"
The Lady Boss was extremely angry, but then she turned her eyes and couldn't help but wonder, "You said I'm flat chest … But you're a big man, what's with your chest? It doesn't look like it's filled with cotton or apples. "
Wang Lu sighed and patted his chest, which made a muffled thumping sound.
"This …" The Lady Boss was stunned, and then suddenly realized, "You adjusted the shape of your ribs!? My goodness, you actually learned this martial art in secret!? "
Wang Lu sneered and said, "My goodness, Non-Phase Sword Bone, isn't it training the bones? Although it's a bit uncomfortable, it's not a big problem to hold on for a day or two. In any case, as long as you don't use your hands and don't do any strenuous activity, there won't be much difference between you and a real guy. "
"Using the dignified Non-Phase Sword Bone like this, it's really …"
"If the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked. I'm afraid this skill has already been used by Master in many more shameless ways. For example, the third leg bone … My insignificant skill is simply shameful. Well, let's not talk too much, I'm going to seduce him. "
The Lady Boss was surprised. "You're going now? So direct? There must be a reason, right? Before, I put on a long play with Wen Bao! "
"That's because you two are too weak, so I had to increase the foreplay! But with my strength, why would I need lubrication? " Wang Lu sneered, "Just wait and see, I'll let you experience the power of a professional adventurer!"
"It's a professional adventurer pervert …"
— —
Not long after, the three people once again arrived at the entrance of the courtyard. The Lady Boss and Wen Bao peeped in the dark, while the cross-dressed Wang Lu walked out from his hiding place with a confident smile.
Taking advantage of the shadow of his hiding place, Wang Lu took out a bottle of wine from nowhere and poured it on his neck. Suddenly, the smell of wine filled the air!
Then, Wang Lu's steps also became unsteady, swaying left and right, like a drunken imperial concubine.
Under the dumbfounded Lady Boss, Wang Lu softly opened his mouth and let out a burst of mournful cry.
"You damn heartless … You have a new person and you forget about me. That pledge of undying love, it's all a lie!"
The Lady Boss only felt as if there was a violent thunder roaring above her head. Her vision turned black, and she almost fainted!
This, this was really destroying her worldview. Although for a cultivator at the level of Wang Lu, changing his voice to produce a woman's fake voice was very easy, in fact, even Wen Bao could do it. However, when she thought of the heartbroken woman in front of her who was drowning her sorrows in wine, her real identity was that fellow Wang Lu …
Sorry, I'll still look for my chin on the ground.
On the other side, while crying, Wang Lu seemed to intentionally or unintentionally walk toward the gate of the courtyard.
The two guards naturally saw this drunken woman in the night and frowned. They felt that the situation was a bit strange, but they couldn't tell what was strange … In any case, they just watched the show. Although the drunken woman's appearance was a mess, if you looked carefully, her appearance was actually not bad. Especially that pair of lethal weapons on her chest, it really didn't look like something that a remote county like Marquis County could raise.
The two guards' faces were wooden, pretending to be loyal and devoted guards of the house, but their eyes couldn't help but glance over. However, after a while, they didn't need to pretend anymore.
Because the woman actually staggered over and threw herself into the arms of the strong man, reeking of alcohol!
The strong man was stunned, and subconsciously wanted to push the woman away, but the drunken woman's hands were too strong. She firmly grabbed his arm, and he couldn't break free.
"None of you men are good things! You all like the new and hate the old, greedy and insatiable! "
"You … quickly let go!" The strong man broke out in a cold sweat. If this was seen by the housekeeper or even the Immortal Master, he wouldn't be able to keep his job. However, although the woman was drunk, it was hard to hide her outstanding beauty. He wanted to do it, but he really couldn't bear to.
The other strong man was stunned for a while, and wanted to come over to help. Who knew that when the woman saw him approaching, she immediately cried even harder, and fell to the ground, unwilling to move!
Just as he was in a dilemma, the courtyard door opened, and the housekeeper's face was full of anger: "What the hell are you guys arguing about outside!? If you anger the Immortal Master, who among us will have a good time!? "
The two Martial Masters hurriedly explained the situation, and then hurriedly lifted the drunken woman for the housekeeper to see.
The housekeeper frowned because of the smell of alcohol, but when he saw the woman's appearance, especially the snow white chest under her messy clothes …
"… Damn it, a pillow when I'm sleepy." The housekeeper clenched his teeth, and reached out to find a mysterious servant in the courtyard. He asked him a few questions, and then said to the two Martial Masters: "You two, carry this woman into the house for me."
"Ah? But this woman … "
The housekeeper gritted his teeth: "Damn it, although we don't know where she came from … how can we care so much at this time! The Immortal Master has long lost interest in the original batch of women, but where can we find an absolute beauty that can catch his eye in this small county? We found one before, but she was despised for having small breasts! "
"But, could it be …?"
"The Immortal Master personally arranged this house's array, so we don't need to worry about it."
The two Martial Masters nodded. In any case, it was the housekeeper's idea, and the two of them were only responsible for carrying it out. They then carried the already drunk woman into the courtyard door.
The housekeeper personally escorted them, and when he saw that there was no one around, he carefully closed the courtyard door. He muttered: "This one's breasts are big enough, much better than that tomboy."
At the same time, in a dark corner nearby, the Lady Boss, who had been watching the whole thing, spat out a mouthful of blood!
"You perverts … all of you must die!"
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