"Little Hai, please tell me a joke."
"Okay, once upon a time, there was a mountain, there was a temple, and in the temple, there was a monk telling a story …"
"Wait a minute, what kind of joke is this? What's so funny about it? "
"A joke without a funny point, isn't that funny?"
"…"
"Of course, if you're still not satisfied, I can polish this joke a bit more. A talented cultivator from the Wanxian League's Ten Thousand Arts Sect, who is about to face the calamity of the King Pill in less than thirty years of cultivation, a man who already has a married partner and a family, now neglects to eat and sleep, even abandoning his family to deal with official business for you, yet you ask him to tell a joke without a funny point … Don't you think that's funny? "
"Little Hai, your resentment is almost materialized." Wang Lu sighed and pushed away the documents on the table. "It seems that being busy for a long time will cause more mental pressure than expected. I think we should stop working today and go to the entertainment venue under the banner of Mysterious Sky Mansion. "
Hai Yunfan sorted out the documents in his hand and said without changing his countenance, "I'm a man with a family."
Wang Lu said, "That's why it's more exciting! Isn't it better to have a wife than a concubine? "
"…"
Seeing that Hai Yunfan was still unmoved, Wang Lu changed his way of persuading him, "You have to think about it this way. What you and I are doing now is related to the hundreds of millions of people in Nine Regions. If we can't maintain a positive attitude, any flaws in our work would be a crime against hundreds of millions of people. Therefore, at this moment, the most important thing is to make yourself happy. As for your personal family problem, it should give way to the overall situation of Nine Regions. "
Hearing this, Hai Yunfan was also amazed. "Unexpectedly, after being a bureaucrat here for more than a month, even destroying other people's marriage and family can rise to the level of the overall situation of Nine Regions … If you want to take a vacation, then go by yourself. I still have some official documents to draft here, so I can't accompany you. You don't have to worry about my condition. Feifei just came to see me two days ago. I'm in good condition. "
"Tsk tsk, this is the ugly face of a married man. But since you said so, then I will leave everything to you. These documents are to be reviewed later, so you can do as you see fit."
As Wang Lu spoke, he placed the three-feet-tall document in front of Hai Yunfan's table, and then disappeared without a trace.
Hai Yunfan looked at the mountain of documents in front of him, and the brush in his hand fell to the ground involuntarily. "Holy … shit!"
— —
After escaping from the office, Wang Lu took a deep breath.
The scorching aura of the lava in the back mountain of Royal Soldier Sect immediately poured into his body, but it was soon cooled down by a burst of cool magical power.
Wang Lu had to operate his Non-Phase Immortal Heart in order to relax himself … At this time, there was less than half a month before the opening of the Grand Competition, and the closer it was, the greater the pressure. In the past month or so, Wang Lu had used various means to stimulate the team, and the effect was really remarkable. However, there was still a big gap between the real odds of winning. In particular, the situation in the fighting group was particularly prominent.
As the chief planner of the event, the pressure on him was particularly prominent. Even Supreme He Tu, the person in charge of the entire Organizing Committee, did not have as much pressure as him. Supreme He Tu was only in charge of the overall situation, and the event was completely handed over to Wang Lu. At most, he was responsible for the specific implementation, so the pressure was not that heavy. Wang Lu shouldered the heavy responsibility of digging the possibility from the impossible.
"If this goes on, I'm afraid that in the end, all of us will have to use the Heaven Burning Blood Technique to have a chance to win. However, the effect of the Heaven Burning Blood Technique on the King Pill level and above is very weak. Moreover, if it really comes to the point of fighting, there would only be more means on the Dixian side … This is also an evil path. Although from the beginning, I didn't have much hope on the fighting side, the cultural level of Dixian is unknown, so it's not reasonable to blindly bet on the fighting side. Secondly, no matter how low the proportion of fighting side is, it's impossible to be less than half … "
Wang Lu thought about what other resources he could use, and which group of fighting side could be further improved. At the same time, he took a walk in the back mountain of Royal Soldier Sect. About going down the mountain to indulge in sensual pleasures, it was just to flirt with Little Hai.
Now, how could he have the leisure to play with women … Moreover, some time ago, when he was inspecting the formation of the cheerleading team in the beauty contest group, he really saw all kinds of handsome men and beautiful women in Nine Regions. In addition, he also watched several large-scale theatrical performances and experienced a round of beauty edification. Now, ordinary women were like clay chickens and pottery dogs in his eyes, completely uninterested.
"Hey, isn't this Senior Brother Wang Lu?"
An unexpected greeting interrupted Wang Lu's thoughts. Turning his head, Wang Lu's eyebrows immediately twisted. It took him quite a bit of effort to restrain himself from slaying the demon.
"Hahaha, don't be so repulsive when you see me. Although I'm indeed a bit weak in the King Pill group, I have just successfully broken through a checkpoint, and my strength has greatly improved. I will definitely make you look at me in a new light!"
A black-clothed zen cultivator appeared in front of Wang Lu and enthusiastically showed him his newly repaired black kasaya. Compared with the original kasaya, the new kasaya was obviously strengthened.
"Speaking of which, thanks to you breaking my black kasaya last time, I realized that the life-saving unique skill that I have been relying on is not safe. Therefore, I became courageous after knowing shame and further perfected the black kasaya and my cultivation method. Now, even if I have to face the Deity Stage group, I have some confidence. This can be considered as no construction without destruction, hahaha!"
Luo Xiao laughed heartily. Of course, he didn't get any response.
"Well, I think you're a little unhappy? Are you worried about the Grand Competition? Alas, it's really amazing. A King Pill cultivator is already busy working hard for thousands of people in the entire Nine Regions. "
Wang Lu said, "Since you also know that I'm busy working hard, why don't you do me a favor?"
Luo Xiao's spirit was shaken. "Please say it! As long as I can help, I will do my best! "
"Please disembowel yourself here for me to see."
"What?"
Wang Lu said, "Recently, I've been suffering from depression if I don't watch people commit suicide. Since you are willing to help me solve my problems, why don't you commit suicide for me to see? Let me feel happy and make more contributions to Nine Regions."
Luo Xiao froze for a moment, and then laughed. "You really have a well-deserved reputation for being humorous! Unfortunately, Flower Stern School strictly forbids its disciples from seeking death. I really can't help you with this problem. "
Wang Lu thought for a moment and said, "You can't do it yourself, but I can help you." With that, he brought out his Rouge Tears.
"Em … You don't have to be so aggressive." Luo Xiao quickly took a few steps back and then said, "Although I know that I'm weak, ugly, and never liked, but if I work hard, I can still be of some use! Now is the time when our Nine Regions needs people, so please be merciful. "
While the two of them were talking, a group of onlookers had gathered around them. Wang Lu thought about it. This Luo Xiao's attitude was extremely low, and he was also the main force of the King Pill group that participated in many projects … For a while, he really couldn't find an excuse to kill this person in broad daylight.
However, Wang Lu was unwilling to let this matter slide. He really disliked this Luo Xiao to the extreme, wishing that he could kill him as soon as possible … There was no reason for this intuition, and there was no precedent for it either. Before, Wang Lu had never gnashed his teeth in hatred toward someone for no reason. And because he was so special, Wang Lu didn't intend to let him go.
For his intuition, Wang Lu also trusted it to the extreme.
"How about this, Luo Xiao, I do have a difficult task for you to complete — rest assured, it's not to kill you."
Luo Xiao was in high spirits. "Good! I will try my best to complete it! "
Wang Lu pointed to his feet and said, "Last month, I buried a Red Lotus of Hell Fire in the depths of this lava sea. With the pure and rich fire element spiritual energy here, it should have bloomed and borne fruit by now. I'll have to trouble you to go deep into the lava sea and pick the fruit. "
"…" Luo Xiao was stunned for a moment. "Do you mean the lava sea that is used by the Royal Soldier Sect as the primary furnace fire for the arsenal?"
"Yes."
"The lava sea that doubles the firepower with every layer deeper, and is enough to turn all the Daoist Master of King Pill into ashes?"
"Yes, you're quite clear about it. That Red Lotus of Hell Fire is planted by me at a depth of three thousand feet. You can't delay any longer, just go and come back quickly. "
"That's a one-way trip! Three thousand feet deep, how could I come back alive! "
"Surpass yourself and break through the limit. Didn't you find a way to perfect the black kasaya last time under my violent sword qi? Maybe this time, after the baptism of the lava, the black kasaya can be promoted to the immortal rank. "
"How could that be possible!"
"Tsk, if people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salty water?" Wang Lu shook his head. "If the Red Lotus of Hell Fire doesn't work, I remember that before in the Eastern Border Region, there is a geomancy array to raise spirit stones. Among them, there should be a seven-colored glazed stone, which is very useful for my next plan. You can go and get it for me."
"Looking for the seven-colored glazed stone on the Earth Top Mountain? There should be no problem, but the Earth Top Mountain is the largest mountain in the Eastern Border Region. The top of the mountain has a radius of tens of thousands of miles. May I ask where the seven-colored glazed stone is? "
Wang Lu said, "I don't know the specifics, you can look for it slowly."
"…" Luo Xiao was dumbfounded. "If it's really important, it doesn't matter if I look for it slowly on the Earth Top Mountain, but in half a month, the Grand Competition will officially start …"
Wang Lu patted Luo Xiao's shoulder. "This task is far more important than the victory or defeat of one or two projects. If you can find that stone, our entire Grand Competition will have hope. Therefore, even if it's ten years or a hundred years, you have to find the stone for me on the mountain! I want you to make a Great Heart Demon Oath that you will not go down the mountain until you find the stone. Do you dare to swear? "
Luo Xiao was speechless by Wang Lu. He froze like a stone statue.
However, at this time, an unexpected person rushed over.
"Wang Lu, if you want to find the seven-colored glazed stone, I have three thousand outer court disciples at your disposal. However, Luo Xiao is the absolute main force in many projects of the King Pill Group. It's not appropriate to waste his power on looking for it."
Wang Lu looked at the person and slowly tilted his head. "Shijō-jin?"
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