"Hahaha, Little Lu Lu, I'm here to play with you ~"
Before the person arrived, the laughter came first, and a cheerful atmosphere hit him like a wave of heat. However, when Wang Lu heard the laughter, he felt a throbbing pain in his heart, and he felt like he could die at any time.
He didn't flip over Wang Wu's sign to have sex with her. Now that he was in a scene set by Heaven, no matter how elegant Wang Lu was, he couldn't do it in front of others. He looked for Wang Wu to discuss countermeasures.
Although his solo ability as a professional adventurer was heaven-defying, the current problem wasn't something that could be solved by one person, especially in the face of too many unknown factors. Wang Lu naturally thought of asking for help from his teammates.
Although Wang Lu didn't want to admit it, there was no doubt that Wang Wu was the most trustworthy among them. Whether it was strength or intelligence, she was the best.
However, when he heard the laughter full of schadenfreude, Wang Lu felt that he had chosen the wrong person. Wang Wu might be smart and strong enough, but when she was playing tricks on him, her intelligence and strength would add fuel to the fire.
And right now, she looked like she was playing tricks on him!
So when Wang Wu jumped into the room happily, Wang Lu could only look at her with an incomparably conflicted gaze, and then he tried to suppress the surging regret in his heart.
Who asked you to be impulsive, to flip over her sign! If you flip it again, I'll chop off my hand!
Before he could speak, he heard Wang Wu laugh and say, "Haha, why do you have such a withered face the moment we meet? Could it be that you can't do it at such a young age? That's really tragic … Why don't you switch from attacking to receiving and enjoy a different kind of pleasure? "
Wang Lu was silent for a long time, and then he resolutely raised his middle finger at her.
"Haha, are you using this finger to hint at the size?"
"F * ck! If you talk nonsense again, I'll burn your sign, confiscate all the sticks in your palace, and prohibit you from providing cucumbers, eggplants, and other vegetables. You won't be satisfied for the rest of your life! "
"… Okay, let's get down to business," Seeing how fierce Wang Lu's retaliation against the flirting tactic was, Wang Wu shrugged and stopped smiling.
At the same time, Wang Lu's anger dissipated and he asked, "What do you think of the current situation?"
"How else can I look at it?" Wang Wu said as she walked closer and opened her palm. "Let's not talk about anything else. Give me the red heart first."
Wang Lu was stunned. "What heart?"
"You don't know? Is there no one to explain it to you? " Wang Wu was also curious. "It's the red heart that symbolizes the favor of the harem. You should have three of them now."
Wang Lu was stunned for a moment. He turned around and took out three heart-shaped rubies from the pillow beside the bed. "You mean these?"
"That's right. Give them all to me." Wang Wu reached out and wanted to take them, but Wang Lu naturally wouldn't give it to her.
"First, tell me what these are."
"… You're really troublesome. Don't you understand the function of these things? Each one symbolizes the favor of the harem. It's a necessity for the harem concubines. "
"A necessity?" Wang Lu carefully observed the ruby in his hand. He felt that it seemed to contain some mysterious power. If he could analyze it …
"I advise you not to try it. That gem is a Dixian trick. It's not that easy to crack. It will only bring you unnecessary trouble." Wang Wu warned sternly. Then she explained, "Simply put, the rules of this game revolve around the ruby. As the concubines, we have to consume one ruby every day. If we don't, we will be punished. If we accumulate three days of punishment, we will be eliminated …"
"Wait, including you, there are seven people playing the role of the harem. That means we have to consume seven rubies every day, but I only have three gems here."
"That's right, only three, and only three will be automatically generated every day. That's the problem." Wang Wu said, "Not only that, but what's more troublesome is that for us, one gem is only the lowest consumption. If we want to end this game, we have to accumulate three gems on our own."
"One for each person isn't even enough. How can we accumulate it?" Wang Lu frowned. He gradually figured out the difficulty of this round.
This Dixian was really vicious. He suddenly gave them a completely unsolvable problem. Moreover, the problem was open and aboveboard. It was obvious that he was making things difficult for them.
Anyone with basic mathematical ability could calculate that no matter how they planned, the ruby was definitely not enough. The happiness of a few was bound to be built on the pain of the majority.
Based on the calculation of sending one person away with three gems, even without considering the daily consumption, all seven of them would need 21 gems. This was Wang Lu's weekly output. This meant that the last person to leave would have to suffer for six days.
Needless to say, it was not feasible.
"This problem is really a pain in the ass." Wang Lu sighed. "The design of the harem is to value men over women. The emperor of the world has three thousand beauties in his harem, but some of them can't get the emperor's love in their entire lives. This is an unsolvable problem. What's more, the harem has always been sinister. There are no good men or women. Only she could think of finding the beauty of love between men and women here."
"Is that so? I don't think her logic is difficult to understand." Wang Wu said, "For you men, the highest ideal in life is nothing more than to be a king. The mortal world has a mortal emperor, and the cultivators have a cultivator leader. Even in the immortal land of the Upper Realm, there are most likely immortal kings and immortal emperors … So, arranging for you to be an emperor is to make you the best man in the world. If even the best man can't prove that he is a good thing, then naturally there are no good men in the world. "
"… This logic is also powerful."
"Because this logic is not wrong." Wang Wu laughed. "You think that the body of an emperor has too many beauties in the harem, and it is difficult to coordinate. If it were a disabled person who was born with a mental disability, he would indeed not have to worry about the affairs between men and women for the rest of his life, nor would he hurt the hearts of any girls because of it. But is it possible that a mentally disabled person is a good man? "
"Haha." Wang Lu could not help but laugh. "So that's how it is. That makes sense. I think that the Dixian girl fell in love with a hero, or at least in her opinion, a heroic emperor. Unfortunately, her heart was broken by that person, so she thought that even the great hero she loved could hurt her, let alone other men."
With that, Wang Lu's smile faded. "Unfortunately, it's meaningless to understand this. Right now, the problem can't be solved. The number of rubies is definitely not enough, not even half of the daily consumption."
Wang Wu said, "That's right, but as the saying goes, it's better to break one finger than to injure ten fingers. Since it's impossible to divide evenly, why don't you give me all three gems in exchange for my freedom, what do you think?"
"Hehe." Wang Lu gave a very sincere answer.
Wang Wu sighed. "To be honest, there's really no good way. I woke up earlier than you guys in this world, so I have seen the layout here in advance. Dixian's means are extraordinary, so it's very difficult to use tricks."
"What about using Non-Phase Method to meet force with force?"
"It's best not to try. Although that Dixian said that it doesn't matter what trick you use, it only means that she doesn't mind if you cheat on the gambling table. But if you use force to solve it, that's the same as flipping the table. And you and I are not qualified to flip the table of a Dixian. Don't forget, there are more than two of us at the table. "
"Tsk, so troublesome." Wang Lu frowned and fell into contemplation.
Wang Wu didn't speak, nor did she disturb him. She just kept looking at the gem in Wang Lu's hand, as if planning when to snatch it.
After an unknown period of time, Wang Lu suddenly opened his mouth.
"Actually, this matter boils down to a problem of increasing income and reducing expenditure. I haven't thought about how to reduce expenditure, so I might as well do something from the source of income."
"For example?"
"For example …" Wang Lu said, clenched his teeth and made up his mind. He then took out a pink porcelain bottle from his mustard seed bag, poured out two blue pills, and swallowed them.
The next moment, Wang Lu felt as if a fire was ignited in his body. It was not an ordinary fire, but a demonic fire that could make people's blood boil and reason hazy. After this flame entered his mouth, it hovered in his stomach for a moment, then quickly turned down and gradually concentrated in the lower abdomen.
Soon, Wang Lu was glad that he had changed into a loose robe before summoning Wang Wu. Right now, with the correct sitting posture, he barely covered his Sky Pillar, so as not to make a fool of himself … It was just that, even the Non-Phase Golden Body couldn't suppress his flushed face, how could he hide it from Wang Wu?
"… Little Lu, you're not really going to fail at such a young age, are you? You actually have to rely on drugs to maintain your dignity? However, from the angle of your current body and the angle of the cover of the robe, your capital is quite good ~ "
Before she finished speaking, she widened her eyes and looked incredulously at the ruby next to Wang Lu's pillow.
"This, this is also possible!?"
Wang Lu breathed a sigh of relief. "Sure enough … Although the design of the rules of this world is absurd, in fact, every detail has its own meaning and the possibility of further extension. For example, this ruby, since it symbolizes the Emperor's favor, then if the Emperor can dig deeper into his own potential and divide more love, there should be more gems formed … In fact, I suspect that this is the real intention of Dixian to design this scene. "
"Oh?"
Wang Lu sneered and said, "She wants to know if I, Wang, have the ability to dig out enough potential to give happiness to every woman … Hey, she really underestimated me. If there were really three thousand beauties in the harem, I might be helpless, but it's just seven people, it's not even worth mentioning!"
Wang Lu said passionately, then wiped away the blood that kept gushing out of his nose, and poured all the pills in the pink porcelain bottle into his mouth!
The next moment, a fountain of blood shot up into the sky, and Wang Lu fell backward.
Before fainting, he vaguely saw a red light flashing next to his pillow.
Haha, it really worked …
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