"In short, that's what happened."
At the Ru Family Inn, Wang Lu snorted as he sucked the steaming hot stewed noodles while earnestly explaining to the Lady Boss.
The Lady Boss chewed the garlic while squinting at Wang Lu. "And then? Did you agree? "
Wang Lu nodded. "I've already said that, so of course I have to agree. Since she agreed, I'd be a bastard if I didn't take advantage of the situation."
The Lady Boss angrily slammed the table, causing the noodle soup to splatter. "What advantage!? Do you really think she's an idiot?! No matter how unreliable that fellow is, she's still a King Pill cultivator, and a peak King Pill cultivator at that! You're just a mortal who hasn't even reached the halfway point of the Body Refining Stage, yet you still have the nerve to dream of becoming a King Pill cultivator? Forget it! You'd better go and masturbate yourself! "
Wang Lu had already picked up the noodle bowl and dodged the Lady Boss's thunderous palm strike. He said, "In any case, I'm not the one who's going to fight, so what am I afraid of?"
"Nonsense, you bet with her, the one who's going to fight is me! I'm just the Lady Boss of the Inn, not the head of the Lingjian School! You want me to fight with a King Pill cultivator? What have I done to you in the past two years?! "
Wang Lu calmly said, "It's like this, my master said that she will suppress her strength to the level of a mortal."
The Lady Boss waved her hand. "She's just pretending! Even if a King Pill cultivator doesn't use the surrounding spiritual energy and their own magical power, their Jade Mansion and Immortal Heart are enough to defeat any mortal martial artist! You idiot, you've been with her for two years, yet you still don't know her? When did she ever bet on a bet that she won't win?! "
"... If she's really a God of Gamblers, would she still need to deduct her disciple's allowance? I often hear her crying in her sleep about my money, why didn't I bet big … and so on. " Wang Lu shook his head in a very pessimistic manner. "What's more, Lady Boss, you're not an ordinary martial artist in the mortal world. Back then, you were shouting 'Fight! Fight! Fight!' while dismantling Dharma treasures with your bare hands. It's still fresh in my memory."
"…" At the mention of this topic, the lady boss became silent. It was obvious that she wasn't very happy about it.
Inwardly, Wang Lu also understood. Although the Lady Boss was quite heroic, she was, after all, a woman. Moreover, she was a beautiful woman (provided that she tidied herself up a bit). In the past, when she turned into a mysterious shadow and screamed, it was obviously a dark history.
However, at this critical juncture, it didn't matter if you had a black or white history! However, seeing that the Lady Boss was in such a bad mood, I'll just have to do some psychological work. I'll comfort her, reason with her, and move her emotionally.
"It's like this. In the beginning, I didn't want to have a bad relationship with my master, but she said that the martial arts of the mortal world are bullshit in front of the Immortal Dao! I don't care if you're a Xiantian Martial Master, a Martial Saint, or a Martial Emperor. Any Qi Refining Stage cultivator can be beaten into a meat man! She also said that the person who taught me martial arts must have maggots in his head. Otherwise, he'll be a deceitful and wasteful person. She'll probably be a flat-chested, boorish, uncultured, uncultured, and uneducated barbarian. In the future, not only will she not be able to find a husband, she won't even have a girlfriend. Her only friends in this life are Little Finger and Little Cucumber. After 30 years old, she'll probably raise a few large dogs to improve her life. Oh, hehehe … "
"Shut up!"
The Lady Boss glared angrily and smashed the dining table into pieces with her palm! That's right, it was smashed into pieces. A thick mahogany dining table was smashed into wood shavings all over the floor. Not even the bones were left!
"That bastard, how dare, how dare she say that to me!?"
Crash! The Lady Boss was so angry that she couldn't control the strength in her hand even though she was a top-notch martial artist. She crushed the bowl of noodles in her hand!
"Wang Lu, take me up the mountain. If I don't beat the sh * t out of her, my inn will close down today! I'll become a monk tomorrow! "
Wang Lu slowly nodded. "Very well."
Then, he suddenly realized that his way of appeasing her was a bit wrong. Alas, no matter what, the result is the same! The righteous warrior Lady Boss angrily beat up the disgrace of Spirit Sword Sect's Fifth Elder. This script was simply too good. It would be unreasonable if she didn't reward him!
The Lady Boss was a decisive person. Once she made up her mind, she immediately went up the mountain with boiling killing intent and Wang Lu, who was watching the fun.
The disciples on duty at the two sides of the mountain gate would usually smile and greet the Lady Boss, but now that they saw this young girl with eyes that were as red as blood, like a demon from the netherworld, when they were glared at by her, the two blue and white disciples immediately kept quiet out of fear, pretending that they didn't see anything.
Not long after, the Lady Boss and Wang Lu had arrived at Non-Phase Peak. The Lady Boss heroically shouted, "Wang Wu, get out here!"
Then he heard an echoing roar, "Who's the wild dog that disturbs people's sleep in the afternoon? If you don't cultivate your virtue, be careful of being struck by the heavenly tribulation lightning!"
Wang Lu was inexplicably surprised. "What the f * ck, this idiot is really capable! With her character, she still has the nerve to mention the heavenly tribulation? Moreover, she slept until this afternoon, she's going to hibernate! "
The Lady Boss gritted her teeth. "Today, I'll let her sleep forever!"
Then, with a murderous look, she kicked open the door. Wang Lu followed closely behind and saw his Master who was half-dressed inside.
His Master was also shocked. "What the f * ck! Are you playing a rogue!? Not only did you challenge the sect, you can't even give me a few minutes to dress!? "
The Lady Boss was silent, stopped at the door for a moment, and then silently closed the door.
Wang Lu also had nothing to say, so he consciously whistled outside the room without saying a word.
After a while, his Master finally finished dressing and pushed the door open, but her face was full of surprise. "Little Ling 'Er, how come it's you? I thought I was seeing things. "
Little Ling 'Er crossed her arms and raised her head. "Do you still need others to remind you of the good things you've done?"
As a result, his Master slapped her head. "What the f * ck, don't say this. I'm most afraid of people asking me this question. It makes people have a thousand things to think about, but I don't know where to start."
What the f * ck, Master, how many good things have you done!?
But after a while, his Master came to her senses. She pointed at Wang Lu and said in disbelief, "Little Ling 'Er, could it be that the Master who taught this idiot kung fu is you!?"
Little Ling 'Er sneered. "Yes, it's that flat-chested, rude, uncultured, uneducated barbarian tomboy. In the future, not only will she not be able to find a husband, she won't even have a girlfriend. Her only friends in this life are Little Finger and Little Cucumber. After thirty years old, she will probably raise several large dogs to improve her life!"
His Master was suddenly shocked, and cold sweat almost dripped down her forehead. "Little Ling 'Er, what the hell are you doing!? Could it be that the pain during your menstrual period has damaged your brain? You … "
Little Ling 'Er didn't say much. "Don't you have a bet with Wang Lu? I'm here to help him finish the bet. Cut the crap, let's fight. "
"Fight? Fight my ass! We have a deep sisterly love. If there's any problem, we can talk it out. Why do we have to fight each other? "
Speaking of the deep sisterly love, the Lady Boss seemed to hesitate and didn't say anything.
Wang Lu immediately struck while the iron was hot. "Master, you're quite smart. You know you have no chance of winning, so you use the deep sisterly love as a shield. No wonder you're the shame of Spiritual Sword Sect."
His Master immediately became anxious. "No chance of winning, my ass! If I want to win, it's just a matter of minutes! "
So, the Lady Boss didn't hesitate anymore. "Okay, then I'll give you a minute to defeat me."
"Damn, good sister, don't push me like this!"
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, you can defeat me in a minute."
Thus, this Elder in white was in a terrible predicament. But it only lasted for a moment. Fifth Elder was indeed the Fifth Elder. She was also a decisive person who didn't care about the consequences.
"Okay, then let's fight! As the saying goes, beating and scolding is love. Little Ling 'Er, our favorability has been stagnant for a long time. After this fight, we can probably get married! "
Damn, what an amazing twist, Master! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! I completely underestimated your lower limit!
As for the Lady Boss herself, she turned a deaf ear to the Elder's muttering. She silently rolled up her sleeves and took a stance.
Seeing that this fight was inevitable, Wang Lu could be considered to have completed his mission. He praised himself in his heart, "You're really too handsome." Then, he quietly found a safe corner to sit down and watch the show.
His Master obediently accepted her fate. She raised her emerald green bamboo sword and pointed it at the opponent, preparing to fight. At this time, her spiritual energy was completely restrained, and her magical power was sealed. Indeed, her cultivation base was only that of a mortal world. However, with just a simple starting stance, Wang Lu, who was watching from afar, felt a threatening aura assaulting him.
Although he was sitting cross-legged, Wang Lu felt that all the muscles in his body were numb and not listening to his commands … Was this the domineering aura of a cultivator with the King Pill? Too f * cking awesome. In any case, Wang Lu had practiced the [Divine Skill of Subduing the Dragon] for two days. With his rare martial arts talent, he should be considered a second-rate master in the mortal world, right? As a result, the aftermath of his Master's stance made him unable to stand up!
No wonder the Lady Boss said that a cultivator with the King Pill could instantly kill all living beings in the mortal world by relying on their Jade Mansion and Immortal Heart. This gap was indeed too big! With a shake of the king's tyrannical aura, the natives in the mortal world could only bow their heads in worship!
However, this was not important, because his Master's opponent was the Lady Boss of the Ru Family Inn, who could also instantly kill all living beings in the mortal world! Wang Lu didn't quite understand how high the Lady Boss's martial arts cultivation base was. In short, it was definitely ten thousand times higher than a Xiantian Master. Even if the legendary Martial Saint or Martial Emperor came, he reckoned that they still wouldn't be able to withstand her fists that could break magical weapons! In the face of the King Pill cultivator's emerald green bamboo sword, the Lady Boss was unmoved.
Lady Boss, my master's * * * transformation strategy is all thanks to you!
The two women with deep sisterly love confronted each other for an unknown amount of time. Finally, the Master, who had just woken up and hadn't had time to eat lunch, couldn't hold back her anger. With a shake of her bamboo sword, thousands of sword lights were like rain or fog, making it hard for people to see clearly, but hidden within them was a murderous intent.
Wang Lu's eyes lit up. What a brilliant swordsmanship! In the past two years, although his cultivation base didn't make much progress, his eyesight was honed by the performance of a group of talented disciples in the sect. Lingjian School was famous for its swordsmanship, and its swordsmanship could be said to be the foundation of the sect. No one didn't know it, and no one didn't know it. However, with only a mortal world's cultivation base, being able to display this kind of murderous sword power with hidden needles in silk floss was rare in the Lingjian School.
Tsk, it seemed that although she was stupid and annoying, as the Fifth Elder, she still had some real ability …
In the face of the King Pill cultivator's preemptive strike, the Lady Boss's reaction was simple and direct, and even seemed rude.
It was a straight punch. There were no fancy moves or techniques. The only thing special about it was its speed! Accurate! Ruthless!
Then, it was time to witness a miracle.
On one side, it was a top-notch swordsmanship in the mortal world, coupled with an emerald bamboo sword that was obviously a magic weapon. On the other side, it was the Lady Boss's soft and tender fist. Wang Lu opened his eyes wide and focused all his energy, trying to see every detail clearly …
But in a blur, the result was already out. The emerald green sword light shattered into countless stars, flashing and disappearing. A certain Elder in white was much better. Like a meteor, he flew out horizontally and crashed into the mountain rocks with a loud bang, without a sound!
As for the Lady Boss, she snorted coldly and shook her wrist. She glanced at the jagged gravel with the corner of her eyes, almost disdainful.
So f * cking domineering! Wang Lu was completely dumbfounded! The dignified King Pill cultivator, his respected master who obviously had some real skills, was actually punched into a meteor by this Lady Boss like a sandbag! Lady Boss, I really misjudged you. I always thought you were a hidden character in the Spirit Creek Town, but in the end, being a hidden character is simply an insult to you. You are a f * cking GM, a God of Creation, my dear!
After a long time, his respected master finally crawled up from the rubble. She didn't look as embarrassed as she expected. Although her body was inevitably stained with some dust, her face wasn't red, and she wasn't out of breath. She also didn't seem to have suffered any serious injuries. She just helplessly put her hands on her waist and sighed.
"Damn, I really can't withstand your ordinary attacks without using immortal magic power. Little Ling 'Er, you are indeed a heaven-defying person."
The Lady Boss still kept a straight face and didn't say a word.
His master looked around and happened to see the broken emerald bamboo sword on the ground. She sadly shook her head. "What a pity for my precious sword …" Then, she casually broke a green bamboo from the bamboo forest next to the rubble. She held it in her hand and lightly swung it. A burst of green light flashed, and a moment later, an identical emerald bamboo sword was formed.
Wang Lu cursed in his heart. He thought that the emerald bamboo sword that never left her hand would at least be a magic weapon, but in the end … in the end, he really overestimated this poor bitch! The emerald bamboo sword was nothing more than a toy she casually made! Thinking about it, with this poor bitch's conduct, if she really had a magic weapon, she would have already sold it to drink wine!
"But in any case, I lost this time. Little Ling 'Er, I'm at your disposal!"
After saying that, the Fifth Elder assumed a posture of a martyr, as hypocritical as one could imagine.
The Lady Boss couldn't keep her expression any longer and sighed. "You are really … I don't know what to say. Why did you have to do this?"
The Fifth Elder was a bit puzzled. "That's right, why did I have to do this? I knew I couldn't beat you, but I still had to fight … Oh, right, is it for the favorability? Little Ling 'Er, do you feel like you've fallen in love with me? "
Little Ling 'Er coldly said, "I feel like that punch just now was too light. In addition, according to the bet, the one who can deal with you is not me, but your precious disciple. "
Speaking of his disciple, the Fifth Elder finally came back to his senses. This matter, from the beginning to the end, was obviously caused by him! Really, really worthy of being his disciple. No wonder that old fogey Sect Leader said that the two of them were indeed destined to be master and disciple. This kind of evil disciple, it was really retribution!
I only hate that I drank too much in the past few days. For a long time, my head was dizzy, and in the end, I fell for that brat's evil trick! Otherwise, even if I used my aunt's brain to think, I wouldn't have fallen for his provocation! What should I do now, damn it, I don't want it!? He was only fourteen years old, and his growth and development were not yet complete. He definitely didn't have the capital, and he didn't have the skills. It wasn't satisfying at all … Uh, although I have never done it with anyone, I can already predict the future with my imagination!
"Master, actually, you don't have to be afraid. I'm not interested in you."
Hearing Wang Lu's words, his master immediately felt relieved, "That's good, that's good. You don't have to worry about this kind of thing, take your time."
"En, I also feel that some things don't need to be rushed, but some things can't be rushed. Master, I won't ask for anything else, just one thing, please be a bit more serious and teach me some real skills."
Speaking of this, his master had no choice but to respond seriously, "You … really don't understand my painstaking efforts. Do you really think that I took in a disciple as a pet to play with? Let's not talk about other things, that idiot Sect Leader made an agreement with me, as long as he can teach you to become a talent, money and beauties will be abundant … "
Before he could finish, the Lady Boss coldly interrupted him, "Where did that old bachelor get beauties?"
Thus, his master immediately fell into deep thought.
Wang Lu had no choice but to change the topic, "Let's continue the original education topic. Master, please tell me in detail, how did you painstakingly teach me?"
His master raised his head, "First, help me think about where did that idiot get beauties?"
"… Forget it."
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