In the end, Wang Lu did not eat the stupid dog.
The reason was that the dog was too stupid, and Wang Lu was afraid that it would affect its intelligence.
Previously, Wang Lu used words to deceive the dog, claiming that dog meat was the most delicious food in the world … In fact, although dog meat was fragrant, it was not the most delicious food in the world. In the field of food, it was like a beauty contest or a world essay. It was difficult to really decide who was the most delicious food in the world. However, the stupid dog actually believed it and bit itself in pain …
Because of this, Wang Lu concluded that the dog's IQ was comparable to that of Senior Sister Liu Li, so it was better not to eat it.
As for the five meat buns from before … Alas, meat buns were used to hit a dog, and there was no return. Moreover, they had been left there for a year.
In fact, from the moment the dog spoke, Wang Lu had basically given up the idea of eating meat. It was not that intelligent creatures could not eat meat — when it came to the meat of spirit beasts that could increase one's power by a certain amount, Wang Lu would not hesitate to eat it. However, compared to eating meat, a talking dog was undoubtedly more valuable.
No matter how inconspicuous it looked, this dog rushed in from the Black Tide, and it must have a great secret. Since it could speak, it was much better to let it speak than to eat it.
So …
"Who are you?"
"Woof?"
"Where are you from?"
"Woof!"
"Are you a local creature?"
"Woof!"
"What is your mother's surname?"
"Woof woof!"
"Damn, speak human language!"
"It's very tiring, woof!"
Thus, Wang Lu realized that for this stupid dog, speaking human language was an extremely difficult technical task. If it had not been for the fact that it was about to be cooked into a pot of fragrant meat last night, it would not even be bothered to speak. So much so that Wang Lu even began to consider whether he should learn another dog language to communicate.
What was even worse was that after Wang Lu tricked it into talking with a few steamed buns, he realized that the stupid dog was indeed a stupid dog. Although it could talk and sing songs, it just couldn't remember who it was or where it came from. When Wang Lu was pressed, it began to howl and roll on the ground, showing a painful posture as if it couldn't bear to recall the past.
After lamenting that the stupid dog's IQ was hopeless, Wang Lu took out the pots, bowls, and seasonings again to prepare the meal. The dog was shocked. "What are you doing?!"
"I'll treat you to dog meat. Quickly thank me."
No matter how stupid the dog was, it knew that it could only survive between its dog life and dog meat. It quickly shook its head and said, "No, no."
"Then I'll eat alone."
"Wait, you insist on eating me?! Aren't we friends?! "
Wang Lu was also shocked. "When did I become friends with a dog like you?"
The puppy was even more surprised. "If I eat your bun, we'll be friends forever!"
"What the hell?! Are you really eating buns!? You're the one who owes me a favor, okay?! "
The puppy thought for a moment, then puffed out its chest and put on a righteous look. "You're right. I ate your buns, so I owe you a favor. From now on, I'll be your loyal little brother. I'll do whatever you want me to do!"
Wang Lu said that it was indeed a stupid dog. Although it was stupid, it was very loyal and had a natural affinity with humans. Five buns was enough to buy its heart of a wolf and lungs of a dog.
"Okay, then come to my bowl."
"…"
—
From then on, Wang Lu had an additional companion in his journey of survival in the Desolate Wilderness.
Given the stupid dog's IQ, Wang Lu would definitely not eat it. Since he couldn't eat it, he could only raise it as a pet. Although this stupid dog could speak and sing songs, most of the time, it was no different from an ordinary stupid dog. After recognizing Wang Lu as its master, it ran around and jumped around him, wagging its tail and showing a silly smile. It secretly hoped that Wang Lu would give it more meat buns to beat … it was qualified as a brainless pet.
Soon, the days passed by one after another. More than ten days passed in the blink of an eye. One man and one dog experienced a black tide together, killed several dead spirits that entered the cave, and then continued to wander around the West Mountain … They didn't talk much every day, but Wang Lu gradually understood this stupid dog a little more.
This dog was indeed not an ordinary dog. An ordinary dog would not be as stupid as it. It was true that it could not remember where it was born and its name … In fact, it only remembered what happened in the past few months: it appeared in the wilderness out of nowhere, and there were dangers everywhere. Relying on the instinct of a beast, it avoided those powerful monsters and looked for relatively weak prey. When the black tide came, it learned from the other monsters and hid in the cave.
Not long ago, the cave where it was hiding was infiltrated by the black tide. Before the dead spirits entered, it had already perceived the crisis and cleverly ran out of the cave, fleeing in the dark. Unfortunately, it bumped into Wang Lu's cave and almost became a pot of fragrant meat...
In addition, this dog was indeed much more powerful than an ordinary dog. Although it was only a foot long, its strength, speed, and especially its sharp teeth, were not inferior to a tiger or a wolf in its prime — no, if an ordinary tiger or wolf met this dog, it would be bitten to death in two or three rounds.
The little guy was small and stupid, but according to the classification standard of the Spirit Sword Mountain, it was at least a top rank two. Moreover, this didn't take into account the other special abilities that this stupid dog might have.
Generally, monsters always had some special ability as their survival capital. For example, the Stone Wood Ape that he met at the Clear Sky Peak of Spirit Sword Mountain had unusually tough skin, and the Ghost Monkey was good at illusion and bewitchment. What was this stupid dog's ability? It didn't even remember. After watching it for two days, Wang Lu could only see one thing: its digestive ability was excellent.
There was nothing to eat in the Savage Land. Although the meat of some monsters looked edible, even Wang Lu was not interested in using it to challenge his poison resistance limit … However, this stupid dog could eat it very happily!
On this day, Wang Lu and the stupid dog cooperated to hunt down a rather large monster — Wang Lu used his Non-Phase Sword Art to entangle it, and the stupid dog bit the other party's throat. After that, the monster's corpse quickly decayed, turning into a half solid half liquid thick soup, which was very stinky.
Wang Lu felt that even a pile of excrement was more edible than this pile of things. However, the stupid dog could drool and swallow the bones that were several times bigger than it!
"You can even eat this thing … Could it be that your real identity is a fungus?"
"Woof?"
"Forget it … Just eat it."
After eating and drinking to its heart's content, the puppy happily rolled on the ground. While chewing the few steamed buns, Wang Lu began to miss the various delicacies on the Spirit Sword Mountain.
Seeing that Wang Lu was a bit bored, the pet dog tactfully tilted its head and asked, "Are you unhappy?"
Wang Lu snappily slapped the remaining half of the steamed bun on the dog's face. "Eating this thing every day, who could be happy?"
The puppy tilted its head and racked its poor brain, trying to understand its master's mood. After a while, it said, "If you really want to eat, I know a good thing."
"Oh?"
"I also wanted to eat it before, but I can't beat that guy, so I can't eat it … That guy is a really good thing. If I could eat it, it would be great. That thing is really good, I can smell it, it's different from other things." The puppy's human speech was not very fluent, it was rambling a lot, only a look of regret could be seen on its face. However, while speaking, the stupidity in the dog's eyes gradually faded and was replaced by a fierce and greedy look.
The puppy licked its mouth, looked up and asked, "That thing, do you want to eat it?"
Wang Lu froze for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth moved, revealing his white teeth.
"Of course."
—
Three days later, the black tide of the Western Mountain came to the earth as usual.
Before the night fell, the monsters in the mountains had been hiding in the caves, shivering in fear. The black tide had infiltrated the earth everywhere, and it was impossible to tell when the caves that they had taken as shelters would be flooded by the black tide. Countless dead souls would devour the creatures in the caves, leaving no bones behind. As for above the ground? Even the most powerful monsters in the Western Mountain did not dare to appear above the ground when the black tide came. It was not an area where living creatures could stand.
However, in this forbidden area, a man and a dog quietly stood on the peak of the Western Mountain, like stone statues, letting the darkness swallow them.
This man and dog were naturally Wang Lu and his new pet. Three days ago, the stupid dog told Wang Lu that there was a very good thing to eat. Wang Lu did not ask much, nor did he have any communication with the stupid dog. But three days later, when the black tide was about to come, they did not return to the cave, but climbed up a small mountain.
The food that the stupid dog mentioned was obviously the dead spirits in the black tide, and it was a very powerful kind. It was hard to say whether it was strong or not, but the power of chaos must be very strong. In other words, it might drop the best. As a foodie, the stupid dog's instinct was very sensitive. It could smell what was delicious and what was not delicious.
The last time they passed through the black tide, several dead spirits rushed into the cave. The stupid dog's eyes lit up, and it bit a group of ghost fire to death. God knows why the invisible ghost fire was killed by the dog's teeth. Then the ghost fire exploded, and bright jades fell all over the ground.
As for the other strange creatures, the stupid dog was not interested. Later, it cooperated with Wang Lu to kill them one by one, but nothing good was dropped. When Wang Lu asked, the stupid dog only said that except for the ghost fire, there was nothing to eat. And the good thing that it could not forget was at least ten thousand times more delicious than the ghost fire that fell all over the ground.
With the stupid dog's IQ, whether it could understand the meaning of ten thousand was still unknown. However, in its eyes, the good thing must be a good thing.
And that good thing was hidden in the black tide. If he wanted to kill it, naturally he had to step into the black tide and take the initiative to look for it.
This was not a suicidal move. Although when he first came to the Savage Land, in the face of the black tide's erosion, Wang Lu even lost an arm, but after a year, things were not the same as before. Although he could not completely resist the black tide's poison, with a special method, he could ignore its toxicity for a short period of time. When he held the sword with one arm, the sword defense created by the Non-Phase Sword Art was more than twice as strong as a year ago. More importantly, after experiencing the baptism of the black tide for dozens of times, Wang Lu had begun to be familiar with this kind of darkness that made countless creatures despair. When the black tide came, there was no light, no sound. Even if there was a huge corpse walking in the black tide, it would not make a sound, as if it was invisible and impossible to guard against. However, in the past year, there were too many battles, which made Wang Lu's perception more and more sensitive. Especially in the black tide, when he was with the dead spirits, he could even clearly perceive the existence of the dead spirits around him.
And the dead spirits, which were no longer mysterious, were actually not that scary.
When the last ray of light on the earth was obscured by the darkness, Wang Lu closed his eyes and clearly perceived the sudden arrival of countless dead spirits around him. He knew that the time had come.
"Dog, show the way."
"Woof!"
In the darkness, the stupid dog's barking was particularly striking, and equally striking was Wang Lu's scolding voice.
"Stupid dog, speak human language!"
"To the left!"
One man and one dog immediately stepped to the left and jumped down from the peak. This peak was specially selected by Wang Lu. It was located in the middle of the West Mountain, which could take care of any direction. Once the black tide food appeared, the fastest way to get there would be to go straight from this peak.
And in the process of falling, countless ghost fires and ghosts whizzed toward them. However, Wang Lu's Non-Phase Sword Art was launched. The spiritual treasure level Sword of Mount Kun drew out an inviolable three feet sword defense, which firmly isolated all the dead spirits, whether they were tangible or intangible.
In the protective circle of the sword defense, the stupid dog only felt at ease. When it landed, it let out a satisfied roar and then moved its nose. "In front, it's right in front!"
The taste of the black tide food that the stupid dog could never forget was firmly engraved in the memory space of the stupid dog. The little thing frantically moved its limbs, leading Wang Lu to the direction of the food.
At the same time, more and more dead spirits began to gather. For this black tide, perhaps it had been a long time since they encountered such a daring challenger. All the dead spirits around were attracted. However, although the gathered dead spirits were like mountains and seas, under the indestructible three feet sword defense, they were unable to do anything. The dead spirits continued to collide with the Non-Phase Sword Defense, but they were constantly bounced back by the Non-Phase Sword Defense, making a silent twisted roar. In the past, this might be enough to make people tremble, but at this time, it seemed like a joke.
The stupid dog laughed wildly without any scruples. "Hahahaha, weak, really weak!"
Wang Lu coldly snorted. "Don't waste your limited brain power on this, seriously point the way!"
At this time, Wang Lu could easily block them, but because the really powerful dead spirits in the black tide had not yet appeared, there was not much time left for one man and one dog to hunt. After being hit by Wang Lu, the stupid dog calmed down and moved its nose again to lock the position.
"In front, straight ahead, the smell is strong and powerful, strong and powerful!"
With that, the puppy ran madly while drooling. Wang Lu also sneered and followed closely behind.
A moment later, he saw the strong and powerful smell and was suddenly startled.
"… Stupid dog, you're really f * cking deceiving me."
Strong and powerful? Not surprising …
Straight ahead, more than ten giant beasts the size of small mountains were staring at them with ferocious eyes in the dark.
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