"I'm wronged! I'm so wronged! "
Li Fan almost cried, "You were the one who forcefully kissed me that day, okay? My first kiss is gone just like that! "
"Don't worry, I'll take responsibility."
Murong Ying patted Li Fan's shoulder in a domineering manner, "As long as you abide by the womanly rules, I won't divorce you."
"F * ck, our identities are reversed, okay?"
"It's both my first kisses, I don't care, why do you care?"
Murong Ying rolled her eyes at Li Fan, "As a man, why do you like to talk nonsense?"
After being taught a lesson by a woman, why did Li Fan feel so unhappy?
"In short, you're still a legal citizen of the government, so the government won't do anything to you. As for the Jinyi Guards … I guess they won't let you go. "
"F * ck, bloody mother …"
Li Fan reached out and caught a golden bullet that Murong Ying shot at him.
"Your hidden weapon skills are far inferior to that one-eyed woman's."
"Oh?"
Murong Ying slightly raised her eyebrows, "She's one-eyed?"
"Yes, like Tie Zhu, but not as ferocious as Tie Zhu!"
"Holding a Tang knife, good at flying needles?"
"Hey, how do you know?"
Li Fan was a little surprised. Could it be that his wife could predict the future?
"It's not hard to guess."
Murong Ying smiled faintly, "In this martial world, how many people don't know her name? Remember, the one who killed you today is one of the four Black Guards of the Jinyi Guards, Heartless Saber. Her name is Yu Xi. "
"This name, this nickname, is so cool!"
Li Fan whistled.
"Don't be silly, she's very strong."
Murong Ying reminded Li Fan, "She's an expert at the peak of perfection, but she was defeated by you, it seems that she did suffer some serious internal injuries. But in today's fight, she should have tested your strength. Next time, she won't come looking for you. "
"Aiya, is she afraid after being beaten by me?"
Li Fan immediately puffed up his chest.
"No, she disdains to fight with you."
Murong Ying said, "The Brocade Guard will send ordinary baihu and qianhu to deal with you."
"F * ck! Kill them! "
Li Fan was unbearably angry. In the end, she was looking down on him!
"Anyway, be more careful in the future."
Murong Ying thought for a moment. "About the Jinyi Guards … I guess I can only ask Tiantian to look into it …"
She seemed to be very reluctant and seemed a little uneasy at the mention of this name. Who was this Tiantian? How could she make Murong Ying have such a reaction?
"Alright, go to sleep."
Murong Ying flicked her sleeves. "It's getting late. I'm going back to sleep. Don't come back so late next time. Everyone is waiting for you. "
"Everyone, who is everyone?"
Li Fan asked.
"Of, of course it's Tie Zhu."
Without turning her head, Murong Ying walked back to her room.
"Wife, don't go. Let's sleep together tonight!"
"Okay, son-in-law!"
Tie Zhu's big body suddenly blocked in front of Li Fan and smiled sweetly at Li Fan. "Son-in-law, go ahead. My body is very sturdy!"
F * ck! F * ck your sister!
"If you want to enter my room in the future, you have to go through Tie Zhu first."
Standing behind Tie Zhu, Murong Ying lightly said, "If you can't beat Tie Zhu, you can't enter my room."
"Just now, it was me!"
Li Fan rolled up his sleeves. "Today, I'm going to barge into my wife's house!"
With that, Li Fan rushed toward Murong Ying's room.
"Son-in-law, you have to go through Tie Zhu first!"
Tie Zhu suddenly stretched out an arm as thick as a calf and blocked Li Fan's path.
"Wild Bear Hugging the Tree!"
Li Fan suddenly stretched out his hands and hugged Tie Zhu's waist.
"Ah! Son-in-law! I'm not mentally prepared yet! "
Tie Zhu's big round face immediately blushed. Li Fan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Prepare your sister!
"Fall for me!"
Li Fan's waist became one with his horse. With both feet stepping on the ground, he exerted strength from his waist and forcefully grabbed Tie Zhu's huge body and threw him backward!
Tie Zhu's waist and horse kung fu was also very powerful. However, he was unable to stand firm and was thrown upside down by Li Fan!
"Boom!"
The entire floor of the bungalow trembled. Standing there, Murong Ying saw this scene. Her crescent moon-like eyebrows couldn't help but lightly rise.
Li Fan clapped his hands and looked at Murong Ying. Thinking of the lines he heard tonight, he laughed, "I'll chase you. If I can catch you, I'll do it with you, hehehe!"
Murong Ying didn't say anything and just pointed.
Li Fan subconsciously turned his head. Tie Zhu sat up straight and hugged his arms. His face was full of excitement and his mouth was still shouting.
"Ah! Son-in-law hugged me! Son-in-law, this is so exciting! Son-in-law, I want more! "
"F * ck, are you a monster?!"
Li Fan almost collapsed.
"Aiya, Son-in-law, I forgot to tell you. Apart from the Butcher Knife Technique, I also practiced the Iron Shirt for a few years at the request of Eldest Miss."
Tie Zhu scratched his bald head. "In the end, I went berserk, and now I can't grow my hair anymore."
F * ck … he still trained into a monster!
"However, Son-in-law's martial arts improved very quickly! Was the move just now also from the Five Animal Frolics? I've never seen it before! "
Tie Zhu felt that the Five Animal Frolics used by her son-in-law was very strange. It was different from what she knew.
Murong Ying also pricked up her ears. She also had the same question, but was too embarrassed to ask.
"This is a martial art derived from the Five Animal Frolics. I created it myself."
Li Fan pointed at himself, "It's called the Five Animal Frolics Technique! The move just now was the Wild Bear Embracing Tree from the Bear Strike Technique! "
"Son-in-law is so powerful. Let's do it again! I want it! Hug! Hug! "
"Hug your head!"
Li Fan was furious. He lifted his leg and kicked at Tie Zhu. Unexpectedly, Tie Zhu used his own body to block Li Fan's kick. Li Fan felt as if he had kicked an iron tower. His calf trembled.
Tie Zhu stretched out his hands and grabbed Li Fan's calf. He exerted force and actually threw Li Fan like a discus.
Li Fan's body tumbled in the air and fell to the ground.
"Enough. That's enough."
Murong Ying suddenly said, "It's already late. Don't make a fuss. Don't disturb the neighbors. Husband, you should go back to sleep today. Come back tomorrow to challenge me. "
"Fine! I'll come back tomorrow! "
Li Fan angrily turned around and walked away. When he returned to the room, Tie Zhu suddenly stopped smiling and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Murong Ying quickly stepped forward and pressed a few acupuncture points on her body to help her circulate her blood.
"Eldest Miss … .son-in-law's martial art is getting more and more powerful …."
Tie Zhu smiled in embarrassment, "I'm afraid I can't control him …."
"No matter."
Murong Ying supported Tie Zhu, "First come to my room to heal. I'll teach you a few more moves. Tomorrow, you can break his Five Animal Frolics Technique!"
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