Feeling the softness of Lin Yueh-hsin's chest, Li Fan's mind seemed to have two little people. They were both miniature versions of Li Fan, but one had a small white wing and the other had a small black tail.
The black-tailed Li Fan shouted, "Li Fan! What are you waiting for! Your chance is here! Settle this girl! "
The white-winged Li Fan said solemnly, "It's right!"
F * ck, can't you be more persistent? Why did you submit so quickly! Where's your integrity, your integrity!
Li Fan scolded himself for not having integrity. How could he be like this! If this went on, how could he be a responsible youth in the new society! How could he build the great motherland and take over the great cause of socialism in the future!
Li Fan took two deep breaths to calm himself down.
However, at this moment, the Dean of Students finally made a move.
"My legs are numb from squatting … I'm tired. Let's call a cab home."
Hearing the sound of toilet paper, the two of them heaved a sigh of relief. It was finally over.
They didn't expect the Dean to be so mature even though he was so old! Cautiously waiting for the Dean to come out of the toilet, Li Fan then loosened his grip and landed. His legs and arms were extremely sore. If it wasn't for the latrine pit under him, he really wanted to sit down!
Lin Yueh-hsin was placed on the ground. She looked at Li Fan angrily and reached out a hand. Raising and lowering it a few times, she didn't know if she should slap Li Fan.
She didn't know if she should slap him or not. She was in a dilemma!
In the end, Lin Yueh-hsin was so angry that she cried. She squatted on the ground, hugging her head and crying non-stop.
"My missy, if you want to cry, let's go outside and cry. This place smells too bad!"
Li Fan was already a little weak. Every breath he took there was a slow sense of guilt.
But Lin Yueh-hsin ignored him and just squatted there crying.
"My young miss, don't cry, okay?"
Li Fan was most afraid of girls crying. Most importantly, when Lin Yueh-hsin cried, there was no movement at all. It was too strange! Especially crying in the men's room … how scary …
"Don't cry, I was wrong, okay?"
Li Fan poked Lin Yueh-hsin lightly with his finger. It was still soft. What was this girl's body made of? What a strange creature.
Otherwise, why would he say that he admired Murong Ying? Although she was also a girl, she had never cried before. Men shed blood but not tears. This saying was also true for Murong Ying!
"Don't cry, I'll treat you to a meal, okay?"
Lin Yueh-hsin was still crying.
"I'll call you grandaunt, okay?"
Lin Yueh-hsin still refused to look up.
"F * ck, then what do you want to do? Believe it or not, I'll also shit in front of you!"
Li Fan was furious and reached out to untie his belt. Lin Yueh-hsin finally raised her head and hurriedly reached out to grab Li Fan's arm. Her eyes were filled with panic like a frightened deer, which really made Li Fan's heart ache.
"Alright, don't be afraid. I'm not as shameless as the dean."
Li Fan stood up and pulled Lin Yueh-hsin up. "Didn't I have no choice just now? I didn't do it on purpose. Don't be angry, okay? As long as you don't get angry, I can promise you anything. "
"Really?"
When Lin Yueh-hsin heard Li Fan's promise, she wiped her tears. Needless to say, the corner of her eyes were really red and a little swollen. It was a little like Lin Daiyu, and it really made one's heart ache.
What she had done might have been a little too much, but it was really a helpless action in a moment of desperation.
"Yes, I swear to God, if I say half a lie, let me never find a girlfriend for the rest of my life!"
"This oath is indeed quite harsh …"
Lin Yueh-hsin seriously considered for a while. "But without my help, you can't find a girlfriend in the first place."
"That's too much!"
Li Fan did not know whether to laugh or cry. "Am I that unbearable?"
"Of course! You even acted like a hooligan in front of me earlier! "
"Yes, yes, yes. I've committed a heinous crime. Please punish me."
Li Fan cupped his hands. "If you want to kill me or hit me, I will not retaliate!"
Unexpectedly, Lin Yueh-hsin laughed through her tears. "Go to hell. Who wants to kill you or hit you? This is not the evil old society."
She fiercely rolled her eyes at Li Fan. "It's good that you know you're wrong. Don't do this again! Seeing that you've protected me earlier, I'll let you off this time! "
"Thank you, organization, thank you party!"
Li Fan loudly said. "Thank you, China Red Sun!"
"Don't give me that nonsense!"
Lin Yueh-hsin gently pushed open the door and looked outside. "There shouldn't be anyone left. Let's go."
The two of them tiptoed out of the school building. The sky was already dark. There was almost no one around. This was the first time the two of them left the school so late. When they left the school building, Li Fan finally could not help but ask.
"Say … I really can't find a girlfriend?"
Li Fan felt that although he was not that handsome, his image was not bad. He was just an ordinary person.
"You're too far off!"
Lin Yueh-hsin adjusted her glasses. "First of all, your image is too low …"
"What's wrong with my image? Isn't it the same for normal people? "
"This is not the same. The most important thing for a person is their spirit!"
Lin Yueh-hsin emphasized. "Which girl would like such a sloppy guy like you? Look at the way you dress. It's too horrible to look at! It's not even damp! "
"Don't we all wear school uniforms?"
Li Fan said. "Look, I even drew a Mickey Mouse on my clothes! How is it not damp! "
"Oh my god …"
Lin Yueh-hsin was about to collapse. "Forget about school uniform. What Mickey Mouse … Let's not talk about school uniform. Let's talk about your hairstyle. How many days have you not washed your hair?"
"Do boys also need to wash their hair? It's not like they're girls! "
"It's the same, okay? Don't men take care of their personal hygiene? What kind of logic is that! "
Lin Yueh-hsin pointed at Li Fan's messy hair. "First, cut your hair short! At least you look more spirited if you cut it short! Also, your shoes are too tasteless. Can you change to a new pair? If it's school uniform, you can match it with a pair of canvas shoes. Together with your crew cut, it's quite a campus style. It's not bad! "
Li Fan was distressed. "I can cut my hair, but I can't change my shoes …"
"Don't tell me you only have a pair of shoes?"
"No … These are my training shoes."
Li Fan pointed at his pair of iron shoes and said, "Made of pure iron. A pair weighs ten kilograms."
"You really know how to talk nonsense …"
Lin Yueh-hsin felt that Li Fan's words were not reliable at all. "Why don't you say you know the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"
"Then I …"
Li Fan was about to reply when he suddenly felt a gust of cold wind. He subconsciously turned his head to look at the grove next to the school.
"What are you looking at?"
"There seems to be someone there."
Li Fan gently frowned. Lin Yueh-hsin looked at the dark grove and subconsciously shivered.
"Annoying … You're just scaring people."
"No … There seems to be someone there."
"I don't believe you … Let's go. Accompany me to get my bike."
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