"Brother Li is being a bit too careful."
Yan Kai looked at Li Fan's cautious appearance and could not help but laugh, "I, Yan, have already left the Jinyi Guard, what are you worried about?"
"That place is a place where you can enter and leave as you wish?"
Li Fan was a bit skeptical, "Are you kidding me?"
"Of course it's not that easy to leave, but if I want to leave, no one can stop me!"
"You don't say, I really heard your name."
Li Fan looked at Yan Kai, "Speaking of which, you are actually a disciple of Wudang, it's really hard to believe."
"What's not to believe, I have always been favored by the heavens! On Wudang Mountain, no one is my opponent, staying here is really boring. "
Yan Kai sighed, "Those of the same generation are even more boring, every day they only know how to practice martial arts, no fun at all. And those women on Wudang Mountain, they are like flies, constantly sticking to me, it's so annoying. "
"F * ck, can you not use this kind of method to talk?"
"What do you mean by that?"
Yan Kai looked at Li Fan puzzledly, it seemed like he did not understand modern otaku culture well enough.
"It means … .to be a winner in life!"
Li Fan clenched his fist, this guy, is he here to show off!
"Oh, that is indeed suitable to be used on me. Yes, I am a cash-in user. "
Yan Kai nodded, did not hesitate to use this word, "Therefore, Wudang Mountain to me, has no meaning. My ambition is to travel everywhere, the world below the mountain is more exciting. "
"Then continue to be exciting, I have to go home."
Li Fan was too lazy to pay attention to this Yan Kai, turned around and was about to leave.
"Hey, brother Li, why are you in such a hurry? Although there is a big difference in status between us, it can be considered that we have met once. Why not let go of the grudge in your heart, I do not despise you for being inferior to me in all aspects, we can be fair, how about we have a good chat? "
"F * ck off!"
Li Fan cursed, "You call this being fair? Hurry up and go see a doctor, just looking at you makes my balls hurt! "
"My balls hurt? Brother Li, are you talking about GAO pills? "
Yan Kai pondered for a moment. "This should be a symptom of kidney yin deficiency. I happen to know some of Elder Huang's skills. Why don't I take a look for Brother Li?"
"F * ck off! I'll beat you up! "
Li Fan was so angry that he shook his True Qi. The dust around him was blown away by his Qi, forming a circular ripple that spread in all directions.
"It just so happens that my strength has improved recently. I haven't found someone to spar with yet!"
"Ahem, isn't fighting and killing every day a little harmful?"
For some unknown reason, although Yan Kai was proud of his martial arts, he felt a little guilty when he saw Li Fan. Sigh, if he still had the strength he had back then, why would he be afraid of this young man!
"Then why did you come to me? Don't tell me you want to play mahjong with me?"
"There's no need to play mahjong … But like I said, I'm going to quit my job in the Brocade Uniform Guard."
Yan Kai boasted shamelessly, "But this organization's roots are too long. It's hard to get in, and it's not easy to get out. They gave me one last task. As long as I complete it, they will approve my resignation. But this task, although I can complete it by myself, in order to strengthen our friendship, I decided to ask you to be my assistant. "
"F * ck off!"
Li Fan rolled his eyes. So he was looking for me to help him, but his tone was still so big! Only a ghost would help him!
"Brother Li, how can you be so tactless!"
Yan Kai hurriedly said, "This is the first time I, Yan Kai, am looking for someone to help me. You should feel happy!"
"Let me ask you, are you a beauty?"
"Of course not, this Taoist is a man!"
Yan Kai said very seriously.
"That's right. Then how much money can you give me to help you?"
"This is the friendship between us. How can it be measured with money?"
"Fine, I don't covet beauty and I don't covet money. If I help you, am I crazy or are you crazy?"
"Your words are too hurtful."
Yan Kai sighed, "No matter what, we are brothers. I am a few years older than you, so I can be said to be your elder brother. Between brothers, do you need to use money and beauty to measure it? "
"You're acting like you're familiar with us!"
Li Fan snorted, "Who is your brother? We have only met once, and we only fought once!"
"As the saying goes, no discord, no concord."
Yan Kai immediately said, "You and I are pretentious because of the fight. We appreciate each other and take care of each other."
"F * ck off, who appreciates each other? Don't you have any shame!"
"Don't deny it, a man should be honest."
"F * ck, I'm honest enough, okay? Get the f * ck out of here! I'm annoyed when I see you! "
"On Mount Wudang, some male disciples can't resist my charm and have some strange feelings for me."
Yan Kai pointed at his eyes and said softly, "Brother Li, although you have been resisting on the surface, my eyes can see through your heart!"
"See your big head! Why don't we just fight? "
Li Fan stretched out his palms and put them in front of him, making a fighting posture.
"Sure enough, beating and scolding is love. You want to have the most real communication, right?"
Yan Kai said and began to pull out his belt, "Wait for me, I'll accompany you!"
"Wait a minute!"
Li Fan hurriedly reached out and stopped Yan Kai's next move.
"F * ck, can you not do such a wretched action? It feels wrong, okay?"
"I'm just showing my big sword."
"F * ck, big sword your sister!"
Li Fan was about to collapse. Was this Yan Kai unintentional or intentional?
"I'm f * cking convinced! Tie your belt back for me! "
"You really don't want it? But my passion has already been ignited. "
"Burning your * ss! Hurry up! Or I'll burst your * ss into eight pieces! "
Yan Kai's face darkened and he frowned. After thinking for a long time, he asked.
"You … really have that kind of hobby?"
"No!"
Li Fan emphasized loudly.
"Then why was Brother Li so insensitive to that beauty just now?"
"F * ck, don't mind our business, as if you're a Casanova!"
"Women are too noisy. I, Yan Kai, have said that I will never find a woman to marry in the future."
Yan Kai voiced out his inner thoughts, "I'd rather find a like-minded man to accompany me hand in hand than spend my life with a woman!"
"Hurry up and leave. If you don't leave, I'll call the police."
Li Fan hurriedly waved his hand. He was already mentally and physically exhausted.
"Brother Li, whether you have a homosexual fetish or not, I won't despise you. But this time, I still hope that you can help me. You don't need to run, I especially drove a luxury car to pick you up. "
"Hehe, impossible."
Li Fan raised three fingers, "Just these three words! Impossible! "
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