"What's wrong? Are you nearsighted?"
Li Fan could not help but ask.
Although he did not have the so-called glasses fetish, but if Murong Ying wore glasses, perhaps she would have a different flavor! For example, Liao Wushuang, the beautiful Teacher Liao. She wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, looking cute and cultured, very good.
However, Murong Ying's beauty was a kind of otherworldly beauty. If she used glasses, that kind of vulgar thing, on the contrary … .it would be a bit shameful, tsk tsk ….
Just as he was imagining things, Murong Ying poked him with her finger. Li Fan was startled and jolted awake.
"F * ck, what are you doing? Are you trying to murder your husband?"
Li Fan looked at Murong Ying's two fingers. This thing was a big killer!
"Aren't you a little too timid?"
Murong Ying could not help but roll her eyes, "I won't really poke you to death."
"People make mistakes, horses make mistakes!"
Li Fan said with lingering fear, "Even a gun can misfire!"
"My true qi is safer than a gun with a safety."
Murong Ying was incomparably confident. Li Fan muttered in his heart, 'Why doesn't this woman go to heaven!'
"There's nothing absolute in this world. Don't be too confident. If you really poke me to death, where are you going to find such a good fiancé! "
"It doesn't matter if you die, as long as your bloodline can be inherited."
Murong Ying looked at Li Fan with a smile, making Li Fan lose his confidence.
"What are you laughing at?"
"I may not have comprehensive knowledge in some aspects before, causing me to be a joke. But after I crammed some knowledge, I also know the conditions for pregnancy. "
Murong Ying's words made Li Fan feel a chill in his heart. He had a bad premonition.
"In order to be able to have outstanding descendants after you die, I once collected some of your chromosomes while you were asleep."
"What's that?"
Li Fan's bad premonition was finally confirmed. F * ck, if you want to collect semen, then collect semen. Why do you need to collect chromosomes? Who are you trying to pretend to be a scientist with?
"How did you collect them?"
Li Fan began to fantasize. Could it be Murong Ying …
"What a beast! How dare you do such a heartless thing while I'm sleeping!"
"Hehe, you think too much."
Unexpectedly, Murong Ying didn't look embarrassed at all. "I'm the leader of the martial arts world and the successor of the Murong family. How could I do that kind of thing? I asked Tie Zhu to help you get it out. "
"Aiya, Young Miss!"
Tie Zhu shyly covered her face. "Didn't we agree not to tell anyone? I'm so nervous!"
"Fang my ass, drive properly!"
You only care about covering your face and don't look at the road ahead!
Li Fan's heart really collapsed. He felt that he was no longer pure! He was ruthlessly tainted by Tie Zhu!
"Your chromosomes have already been frozen by me."
Murong Ying seemed to be a little proud. "Even if you die, I won't worry."
"Worry your sister!"
Li Fan felt something blocked in his heart. He couldn't recover for a long time. He was filled with despair about life. What should he do? Am I going to lose my first time just like that?
Why do I have a faint feeling of wanting to cry …
"Don't be sad. Tie Zhu will be responsible for you."
Murong Ying's words made Li Fan want to cry even more.
"Young master, it's also my first time … I'm so shy …"
Tie Zhu's words also made Li Fan collapse again. What the hell is this!
Not good. It's really not good! But there was no way.
"Alright, it's useless to say anything else. Quickly put on the glasses and let me take a look."
Murong Ying and Li Fan had been together for the past few months, and they had all sorts of confrontations. However, she also lost more than she won. After all, Li Fan's mouth was never forgiving.
"Forget it. I accept my fate."
Li Fan sighed deeply. Then, he picked up the glasses and put it on the bridge of his nose.
This was a pair of flat glasses without any prescription. After wearing it, he didn't feel dizzy. Murong Ying sized up Li Fan and then nodded in satisfaction.
"Not bad. You look more like a dog now."
"F * ck, how can you praise people like this?"
"When did I say you were a human?"
"Alright, I'm not a human. I'm a dog."
Li Fan barked twice. Murong Ying nodded. "If you say so, I won't refute you."
"I'm a dog, and you're a dog wife. Wife, you don't have much to do. Let's see when we mate and have a bunch of puppies. "
"Believe it or not, the next time I poke out your eyeballs!"
Murong Ying stretched out two fingers. On them, her super-strong sword aura was condensed.
"Alright, pretend I didn't say anything."
Li Fan shrugged. Under the pressure of power, he could only lay low for a while.
"Also, my father is a very traditional person. He probably came here today to pick a fight with them. Remember the three rules I made with you. Don't do anything bad. My father's strength is much stronger than mine. If he wants to deal with you, I can only give you a grand funeral. "
"F * ck, it's just father-in-law coming. What's there to be afraid of?!"
Li Fan threw caution to the wind. "Father-in-law and son-in-law have been enemies since ancient times. What's there to be afraid of? At most, I'll be a good man again in 20 years!"
"Why do you make it sound like you're going to die for justice? My father is not a Japanese spy."
"I might as well go back to the time of the War of Resistance!"
Li Fan raised his arms and shouted, "At that time, I'll carry a gun and join the army! With my martial arts, I'll beat the Japanese until they cry for their parents! At that time, I'll also form an armed team to tear the Japanese apart. "
"Do you think there weren't any experts at that time?"
Murong Ying reminded Li Fan. "At that time, the Chinese experts were also dispatched. But there were also many experts from Japan. Both sides also fought a great battle. In the end, both sides suffered. After the surrender of Japan, we also signed a non-aggression treaty to prevent the deaths and injuries of the experts from both sides. But from then on, the two countries did not distinguish who was the orthodox in martial arts. Everyone said that they were the orthodox and that their martial arts were strong. "
"PaPa, I just had a fight with a guy named Yamada a few days ago."
"Yamada, Yamada Kazuo?"
When Murong Ying heard this, she was suddenly stunned. She looked at Li Fan. "You … fought with him?"
"Yes!"
Li Fan nodded. "This old guy's strength is a bit strong. He's at the peak. Tsk tsk, I thought the Japanese only knew how to cut their stomachs."
"About three years ago … I met him once."
Murong Ying continued, "Although I defeated him … he also severely injured me. This Yamada Kazuo, a disciple of the Jin Gang, practiced the Jin Gang Demon Subduing Force. I still have a deep impression of him. This person is very strong. You were lucky to be able to escape from him. "
"I didn't escape. I killed him."
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