Although Qiu 'er's personality was a little unreliable, her cooking skills were superb.
"I want to eat something light today, Qiu 'er …"
Li Fan turned his head and realized that Qiu 'er had changed into a maid's uniform. However, she wasn't wearing anything on her lower body. The little lass was stirring the soup as she muttered to herself.
"Aiya … Master, will you lift up my short skirt later … I'm so scared. After all, I'm not wearing anything on my lower body …"
F * ck you. Are you scared? Also, when did you change your clothes? You can turn a person into a living person in the time it takes to cook!
Li Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This Qiu 'er really made him speechless!
"Change my clothes back!"
"No, please enjoy me to your heart's content, Master!"
Qiu 'er had already finished cooking. She was holding the soup and looking at Li Fan shyly. "Master, please eat me while you eat!"
"Change your clothes!"
Li Fan was angry, but Qiu 'er was trembling with excitement.
"Okay, I'm so happy to be scolded by Master!"
"Qiu 'er, I don't think you're suitable to follow me. Let Chun' er take over."
"No, don't, Master!"
Qiu 'er was finally afraid. "Chun' er's cooking isn't as good as mine!"
"But she's more obedient than you."
"Qiu 'er will be obedient too!"
"Then, put on your pants first! Then, eat with me obediently! "
"Yes …"
Qiu 'er put on her pants obediently and placed the soup on the table. After she placed the bowl and chopsticks for Li Fan, she stood at the side, feeling wronged.
"Why are you standing there?"
Li Fan pointed at the table. "Sit down and eat with me!"
"Qiu 'er doesn't dare …"
Qiu 'er shook her head.
"Why wouldn't I dare? Do you think I'll eat you?"
"Qiu 'er isn't afraid of being eaten by Master … Qiu' er is afraid of being despised by Master …"
Qiu 'er's aggrieved expression made Li Fan's heart ache.
"Alright, be obedient. How can I despise you? Come sit down and eat with me. "
Qiu 'er shook her head again. Li Fan glared at her. "If you don't eat, I won't eat either!"
As he spoke, he even placed the bowl and chopsticks on the table. Qiu 'er quickly admitted defeat. "Master, don't be angry. You must be exhausted after running for a day! Qiu 'er, listen to me. Qiu' er will eat with Master. "
Li Fan was very satisfied. Little girl, do you think I can't deal with you?
Just as Qiu 'er was about to take the bowl and chopsticks, someone knocked on the door.
"Dong dong dong!"
The knocking sounds were like someone demanding a debt, and the door seemed like it was about to be smashed through!
"Open the door! Open the door, open the door! "
Li Fan had a headache. Why was this voice so familiar?
"Qiu 'er, hide for a while. Don't get discovered."
Li Fan could only ask Qiu 'er to hide for now.
"Oh!"
Qiu 'er looked around and pointed at the bathroom. "Shall I hide in there?"
"Alright, hurry up and go in!"
Li Fan could not care about anything else. He hurriedly asked Qiu 'er to hide in the bathroom. Qiu 'er closed the bathroom door. Li Fan stood up and walked to the door. He pretended not to know and asked loudly.
"Who is it?"
"A debt collector! Open the door! "
It was Liang Ru's voice outside the door. Li Fan was very impatient. "I say, why are you always running to the male dormitory in broad daylight? I am not familiar with you. What will it look like if you enter my dormitory? If word gets out, my innocence will be ruined by you! "
"Ruined your head!"
Liang Ru was so angry that she almost laughed. "I say, are you still a man? I, a young lady, did not say anything and you are the first to complain! Let me ask you, are you going to open the door? "
"No!"
Li Fan replied without hesitation. He could not be bothered with this girl! She could not even stop to eat!
"Alright, you are not going to open the door?"
Liang Ru seemed to have made up her mind. Then, Li Fan heard the door make a loud sound. Then, the door frame shook and the dust on it fell.
"F * ck, don't kick the door! You are crazy! "
Li Fan did not know what to say. He wanted to cry but had no tears. Liang Ru then kicked the door a second time. Li Fan was really worried that the door would be kicked open by this tough lady!
"Alright, sis, I give up. I give up, can't I? Stop kicking. I will open the door now! "
Li Fan admitted defeat. Liang Ru, who was outside the door, seemed to be a little more satisfied.
"That's more like it. Hurry up and open the door!"
Li Fan opened the door and looked at the smug Liang Ru. He said helplessly, "You are really a little ancestor … I almost called the police just now!"
"Call the police? What police? "
Liang Ru walked in confidently and looked around Li Fan's room. "Call the police and say that I molested you? Would they believe that? It's good enough that they didn't arrest you! "
"Why arrest me? I am the victim!"
Li Fan felt wronged.
"Look at your wretched look. You don't look like a victim at all."
"I'm wretched? Are you kidding me? How am I wretched? "
Li Fan wanted to cry but had no tears. This lass was full of nonsense!
Liang Ru entered Li Fan's room. When she saw the meat soup on Li Fan's table, her eyes suddenly lit up. She could not help but sniff.
"You made it?"
Li Fan did not know how to explain. He could only answer casually, "Otherwise, you made it?"
"Are you a Shanghai man? You know how to cook? "
As Liang Ru spoke, she did not stand on ceremony. She picked up Li Fan's bowl and chopsticks, sat down, and scooped a bowl of soup for herself.
"Hey … Didn't you eat?"
"Nonsense. Of course I didn't eat!"
"Do you want me to order takeout for you?"
"No need. Isn't it ready-made! Mm! This soup is so fresh! So delicious! "
Liang Ru could not help but praise. She turned around and saw Li Fan standing to the side. She could not help but ask, "What are you standing for? Sit down and eat with us."
"F * ck. Is this my home or yours?"
"What do you mean by home? Isn't it just a temporary apartment?"
"Hey … In any case, I'm the host. Why do you seem to be the host?"
"What are you talking about!"
Liang Ru continued to drink the soup, "It's your honor that I can eat with you! There are so many people out there who want to eat with this lady, but this lady has refused them all! Let's not talk about the distant ones. Let's talk about that Luo Nan! He asks me every day if I want to eat abalone, lobster, bird's nest … … The face of a nouveau riche really pisses me off! "
"You speak as if … … You're diligent and thrifty … … Leave some for me … …"
Li Fan could not hold it in any longer. He stepped forward and snatched the spoon, scooping two bowls of soup for himself.
"Why are you scooping two bowls?"
Liang Ru was extremely dissatisfied.
"Can't I eat a lot?"
Li Fan rolled his eyes. He placed the two bowls of soup in front of him, protecting them.
"Don't tell me you're hiding a mistress in your golden house."
Liang Ru casually joked, making Li Fan unprecedentedly nervous. F * ck me. Is this Liang Ru the reincarnation of a clairvoyant? How can every word she says be so mysterious?
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