"They are not monsters!"
The little boy immediately reminded Li Fan, "They are the twelve sacred beasts that guard China!"
"Alright, they are indeed monsters."
The little Loli increased the horsepower of the chainsaw and the motor issued a buzzing sound, "Oh right, he is called No.10, his original name is Luo, Luo what? Radish leg? "
"Luo Haosen!"
"His name is No.10."
The little Loli simplified the conversation between them.
"Alright, you do what you need to do, I will ask my questions."
Li Fan watched as the little Loli placed the chainsaw on his neck, creating a large amount of golden sparks.
"What is the origin of this pig and monkey, they seem quite powerful?"
"Sacred beast, these are the sacred beasts that have been passed down from generation to generation!"
As if to prove to the sacred beasts, No.10 repeatedly emphasized, "Each generation of them will also breed and give birth to the next generation of sacred beasts. It is said that since ancient times, the twelve sacred beasts have been protecting us humans. Therefore, the story of the twelve zodiac was based on them. "
"Sounds awesome."
Li Fan could not help but praise, "Then can you give me one? It must be interesting to raise it as a pet! "
"If you want, I will give you my pig."
The little Loli kicked the little white pig, "Bastard, don't eat my pants! How many times have I said it! You foodie! "
"This pig is so pitiful."
Li Fan could not help but feel distressed, "To have such a violent master like you."
"Am I violent?"
The little Loli innocently looked at Li Fan, "I don't think so, why do I feel that I am very kind?"
"Before saying this, put down your chainsaw, the effect will be better, right?"
Li Fan asked.
"Who knows, but let's continue to play, I haven't had enough fun yet!"
The little Loli found that the chainsaw was not easy to use and could not help but sigh.
"Looks like the chainsaw won't work, is your body really made of copper skin and iron bones?"
"That's not it."
Li Fan calmly said, "This is the true qi that protects my body, ordinary chainsaws will not work."
"Interesting!"
The little loli licked her lips. "Then let's play something more exciting."
As she spoke, she picked up two wires from the side and turned up the power of the electrical box.
"Are you crazy?"
Number Ten was a little surprised. "If you use this, he will definitely be electrocuted to a crisp! Even elephants can't stand it! "
"He's much more fun than elephants."
As the little loli spoke, she connected the two electrodes to Li Fan's body.
"Uncle, I hope we have a good time!"
"Okay, let's be more exciting."
Li Fan gave the little loli an encouraging look.
"I'll make you feel good!"
The little loli ignored Number Ten and pressed the switch.
The monkey jumped onto the electric box and watched as the meter on the electric box kept increasing.
Two electrodes were connected to Li Fan's body, and a crazy electric current instantly rushed into his body.
The lights above his head flickered. It was indeed a little strange.
Li Fan sat there. To him, this thing was no different from a power bank.
Li Fan has a move called Rushing Thunder Kick and another move called God Slayer. He could already convert the electric current into a kind of energy and store it in his body.
The voltage in the room was messed up, but Li Fan was still calmly sitting there, not affected at all.
"Aiya …."
The little loli bit her finger and looked at the relaxed Li Fan.
"Even electric shock doesn't work …."
"This guy is a bit strange …."
Even the little boy Number Ten was a little puzzled. If this guy is so strong, why did he surrender to me?
This is really strange ….
"It's not exciting enough."
Li Fan yawned, "Is there anything more exciting, children? Or, let your family's adults do it? "
"Are you looking down on us?"
Number Ten was a little unhappy. The monkey jumped down from the electric box and climbed onto his back, jumping up and down, seemingly in sync with his mood.
"Yes."
Li Fan said lazily, "You see, isn't this the case? I came all the way here, but in the end, it's not fun at all. "
"How dare a prisoner speak such arrogant words!"
Number Ten stared at Li Fan, "When the commander comes, you will behave!"
"Commander?"
Li Fan felt that he finally got some useful information.
It seems that this so-called department of the twelve sacred beasts should be under the direct control of the military.
"Uncle, don't tell me you want to run away?"
The little loli couldn't help but ridicule Li Fan, "Impossible, you can't escape here."
"That sounds pretty scary."
Li Fan moved his neck in the electric current, "I'm hungry, can you two prepare something to eat? I'm not picky when it comes to food. I'll just buy a serving of Yang Guofu's Mala Tang. Don't put any white vegetables in it. Green vegetables, no spinach, no lettuce. Also, don't put rice powder in it. Just put more bean paste and more spicy.
"Look at the situation, you're still so arrogant!"
Number Ten slammed the table, "I'm not buying it for you! Go hungry! "
"Alright, then I won't bother you two, I'll buy it myself."
As Li Fan spoke, he shook his wrist and broke the iron buckle that was fastened on it.
Under the dumbfounded gazes of the two, Li Fan stood up and stretched his body.
"Oh, my body is stiff after sitting on the plane for so long. Give me an electric shock, it'll feel much better. Twelve, listen to me, don't work for the government, go out and open an electrotherapy room, I guarantee that your business will be good! "
"You … You're a monster!"
Number Ten couldn't close his mouth for a long time, while Lolita was looking at Li Fan with interest, as if she was looking at an interesting prey.
"What flavor of spicy hot pot would you like? I'll bring it back for you."
Li Fan walked to the door and asked.
"Where are you going?"
As soon as Number Ten came to his senses, he immediately sent the monkey to attack.
"Ennea Monkey, catch him!"
As he spoke, the monkey rushed forward like a meteor, pouncing on Li Fan and slapping Li Fan's cheek.
Li Fan moved to the side and reached out to push the monkey. He directly used the force to push the monkey away.
"Six!"
Lolita couldn't help but praise, "But uncle, our sacred beast won't be defeated so easily!"
As soon as she said this, the monkey had already stepped on the wall, jumped in front of Li Fan again, and struck again.
Li Fan dodged to the side, while the monkey showed off its skills in the room, jumping back and forth, moving at high speed, and attacking Li Fan again and again.
Li Fan used the crane's hand to knock away the monkey that pounced on him.
"Ursa Major Seal!"
Li Fan suddenly pulled out his palm and slapped the monkey's body, imprinting the monkey into the wall.
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