"You little bastard, I'll beat you to death!" At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, in a small village outside of Chenliu County, Yan Province, a peaceful family was in chaos.
"Dad, dad, let's talk nicely! We are all civilized people, don't be rough! "Wu Chi was using the Heaven and Earth Great Shift to avoid his father's Dog Beating Stick Skill.
"I have nothing to say to you!" The middle-aged man seemed to be in a frenzy. The stick in his hand was as thick as a man's arm.
"Dad, you can scold me, but don't drag yourself into it!"
"What do you mean?"
"If I'm a little bastard, then you're an old bastard!"
"Aiyaya, if I don't beat you to death today, I'll take your surname!" A middle-aged man said to Wu Chi angrily.
"Dad, you and I are both surnamed Wu!" Wu Chi replied subconsciously.
"Little bastard, how dare you talk back! I'll beat you to death! "The middle-aged man shouted." Little bastard, don't run if you have the guts! " The two of them ran around the table, but now they were running around the wall of the yard. In the end, they opened the door and ran out of the door.
"Don't chase me if you have the guts!" Wu Chi's father was chasing after him while Wu Chi was running away. Only a fool wouldn't run away. If he was caught by his father, his face would be bruised and he might not be able to get out of bed for a few days. He didn't want his handsome face to be ruined by others.
"Little bastard, don't come back if you have the guts!" Father Wu could not catch up with Wu Chi, so he could only shout at the entrance of the village.
The people in the village laughed and looked at the father and son. It was not the first time that Wu Chi was chased by Father Wu. The two nicknames "little bastard" and "old bastard" had spread in the village.
Father Wu watched Wu Chi run further and further away.
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"Oh!" Wu Chi took a deep breath. Easy for me, I didn't even try so hard when I was running a marathon.
With Wu Chi's current speed, it was not a problem for him to participate in the 100-meter dash.
Wu Chi found a small hill outside the village and lay down. The sun shone on his face, making him feel warm and comfortable. Wu Chi pulled out a piece of green foxtail grass and hung it in his mouth, feeling content.
"Isn't it just using toilet paper to go to the toilet? Is there a need for that? Seriously! " One of the reasons why Wu Chi was being chased and beaten up by his father was because Wu Chi went to the toilet and used toilet paper to wipe his butt. This was like poking a hornet's nest. Immediately, Father Wu picked up his rolling pin and wanted to kill this little bastard.
Wu Chi might have been disgusted by the paper after wiping his butt, but for the people of this era, paper was definitely a precious thing. One piece of paper cost a lot of money. Last time, Wu Chi used two or three pieces, which made Old Man Wu's heart ache. These papers were exchanged by Father Wu's frugality so that Wu Chi could read and write. He didn't want Wu Chi to be illiterate like his father. He also wanted his son to have a bright future.
But Wu Chi used it as toilet paper. If he didn't kill this little bastard, Father Wu's anger wouldn't dissipate.
In fact, Wu Chi didn't want to. He really couldn't stand it. After going to the toilet, he directly used a leaf, or the so-called toilet bamboo, which was a piece of bamboo inserted into his anus. Not to mention that cross-use was unhygienic, but if he used it too much, his anus would be damaged. Wu Chi even suspected that the first glass in history was made in this way.
That's right, after saying so much, it was clear that our classmate Wu Chi wasn't a person of this world. Wu Chi, who was tortured by the fast pace of reality, pointed to the sky in a thunderous weather and cursed God. If you have the guts, strike me to death!
Sure enough, Wu Chi was hit on the head by a mobile phone that fell from the 27th floor of a building. When our classmate Wu Chi woke up again, it would be in this era.
A small bridge with flowing water, a family, not bad, not bad, but it lacked a thin horse. As for the thin horse of Wu Chi, it was naturally not the thin horse written by Mr. Ma Zhiyuan, but the thin horse of Yangzhou. Upstairs, there was a girl doing something that was suitable for both young and old on this lush hillside. That was excellent.
After wandering on the hillside for a long time and enjoying the sun, Wu Chi ate the dry food that he had prepared. When the sun was about to set, it was time to rest. Wu Chi patted his butt and stood up, then walked towards the village in the distance.
When he reached home, there was no sound at all. Wu Chi took off his shoes and stood on his tiptoes, looking under the door. There was a small gap here, and he could see the scene inside the house.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!" The sound of snoring in the house was getting louder and louder. Otherwise, it wouldn't make Wu Chi feel disgusted. Instead, it made him feel comfortable, because the sound of snoring meant that his cheap dad was asleep.
"Hehe!" Wu Chi smiled proudly. He had escaped another day. As for whether his cheap dad would kill him tomorrow, he would think about it tomorrow.
Wu Chi pushed open the door and walked towards his bed, but he didn't see the shadow behind him getting closer and closer.
"Yo, you still dare to come back!"
"Ghost!" Wu Chi's frightened voice echoed in the room.
"Pa!"
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Old Man Wu's face was black, and it was so gloomy that it could drip water. Because there was a red palm print on his face. Naturally, it wasn't him who slapped himself. Was he crazy? He slapped himself, and the other person next to him was the culprit.
"Dad, dad, I really didn't do it on purpose! Dad, listen to me! "Wu Chi said to his dad shamelessly. "You can't blame me for this. Who asked you to scare me? You don't know that you can scare people to death!" Wu Chi emphasized the reason to himself. Because of Old Man Wu's sudden slap, coupled with the darkness, Wu Chi subconsciously slapped Old Man Wu's face, resulting in the current situation.
"You still want to do it on purpose, right?" Old Man Wu said as he reached for the rolling pin.
"Dad, we gentlemen use our mouths, not our fists!" Wu Chi panicked. Seeing that Old Man Wu had already gotten the rolling pin, the No. 11 bus started to move.
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm your dad!" Old Man Wu opened his mouth, revealing his big yellow teeth inside.
Wu Chi was also considered smart. He knew that it was impossible to reason with his cheap dad, so he immediately jumped up. A wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him. Of the thirty-six stratagems, escape is the best.
Even if I can't provoke you, I can still hide! With his short legs, how can his dad outrun me, the sprinting champion of Xinxin Kindergarten.
Wu Chi confidently started the No. 11 bus, but when he ran to the door, he was completely dumbfounded.
On the door, there was a rusty copper lock hanging on it.
Wu Chi was inconsolable. He turned his head and looked at his cheap dad, "Dad, you're cheating your son!"
"Little bastard, I want to see where you can run to today. Give me your life!" Old Man Wu smiled treacherously. When Wu Chi entered the room, Old Man Wu conveniently locked the door for him.
"Help, oh my God, father is hitting his son!" Wu Chi's cry was destined to be ignored. Wasn't it convenient for a father to hit his son?
Old Man Wu said, "Go work in the fields tomorrow!"
Wu Chi said, "I'm not going!"
Old Man Wu said, "You're really not going?"
Wu Chi said, "I'm really not going, even if you beat me to death!"
"Pa!" A slap landed on his face.
Old Man Wu said, "Are you going or not?"
Wu Chi said, "Go, if you don't beat me to death, I'll go!"
Old Man Wu said, "You'll cook this month's meal!"
Wu Chi said, "I'm not going to cook!"
Old Man Wu said, "Who said so!"
Wu Chi said, "Confucius said so!"
Old Man Wu said, "I'm … Dad."
"Pa!" Another slap landed on his face.
"Are you going to cook or not?"
Wu Chi said, "Yes, Dad, you're my biological father, I'll take care of this month's meal!"
Old Man Wu said, "Who's going to wash this month's clothes?"
Wu Chi said, "Dad, don't go too far!"
Old Man Wu said, "Is that so!" Another slap landed on his face.
Wu Chi was about to cry, "I'll wash!"
Old Man Wu said, "There's no more firewood at home!"
Wu Chi's head was about to turn into a pig head. If he continued to be hit, his handsome face would be ruined. "Dad, Dad, I'll go, I'll go!" He quickly begged for mercy..
"Pa!"
Even if you go, you'll still be hit?
"Hehe, sorry, I'm just too used to it!" Old Man Wu laughed, causing Wu Chi to curse in his heart.
However, Wu Chi was no longer in the mood to listen to Old Man Wu's lecture.
"Ding Ding Ding Dong!" "Locia?" Wu Chi knew this sound too well. Ever since he bought a counterfeit phone in high school, he had been using the Locia all the time.
"Phone, where's the phone? Where's the phone?" Wu Chi subconsciously reached for his pocket, but sadly, he found that there was no pocket. His clothes, no, it should be said that his entire body was not his original body.
Just when Wu Chi was feeling depressed, a screen-like thing suddenly appeared on his face.
"En?" Wu Chi's eyes widened. Wasn't the screen that appeared in front of him the screen of his Rocky Mountain Stronghold? Wu Chi shook his head, and the screen in front of him shook along with him.
"What the hell?!" Wu Chi exclaimed. The phone was hacked! However, Wu Chi calmed down immediately. He was able to transmigrate when he woke up. It was not impossible for the phone to enter his body.
Wu Chi looked at the screen of the phone. It said, "192!" It was indeed the year.
Wu Chi looked at the phone screen in front of him. Is this the legendary golden finger? Wu Chi didn't have time to explore it. Suddenly, his vision turned black, and he fainted!
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, quickly take a look. Quickly take a look at my son! Is he sick in the head?! " The next morning, Old Man Wu went to the city and invited Doctor Chen, the doctor in charge of Benevolence Hall, to treat his son.
"Oh my god, a pig demon!" Doctor Chen had seen all kinds of people, but when he saw Wu Chi, he was still shocked.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, that is my son. My son is not a pig demon!" Old Man Wu smiled awkwardly. He was too heavy-handed last night. First, it was because that little bastard was angry at him. Second, it was because he wanted to take revenge for being slapped by that little bastard. Therefore, he was a little too heavy-handed.
"What kind of father are you?" Doctor Chen carefully identified the two and realized that they were indeed the same person. Looking at the swollen face of a pig, Doctor Chen couldn't help but blame Old Man Wu.
"Hehe, isn't this a filial son born from a rod?" Old Man Wu laughed.
"Sigh!" Doctor Chen didn't say anything. After all, this was a family matter. He couldn't care less about it. He only cared about people giving him money to treat his illness.
Doctor Chen went through the four ways of looking, listening, asking, and feeling the pulse. He prescribed a few herbs to remove the blood stasis and remove the swelling.
"Doctor Chen, why hasn't my son woken up yet?!" Old Man Wu was indeed anxious. This was because he only had one son. Usually, he was willing to hit him, but he also treasured him like a treasure.
"This old man's medical skills are not profound. It is difficult to solve this mystery!" Doctor Chen also shook his head. He thought that Wu Chi was just knocked unconscious. He didn't expect that he still hadn't woken up.
Just as Doctor Chen's voice fell, Wu Chi suddenly sat up. He opened his eyes and looked at Old Man Wu beside him. "Father, what are you doing!?"
"Son, son, you woke up. Doctor Chen, my son woke up! Come and take a look! " Doctor Chen was also very surprised because this kid's breathing was very stable. It was as if he had fallen into a deep sleep. But now, he suddenly woke up. Doctor Chen put his hand on Wu Chi's wrist. His pulse was stable, and his five viscera and six bowels were in harmony. There was nothing wrong with it. If there was a place that was repaired, it would be the swollen face. It hadn't completely gone down yet.
"Since your son has woken up, there shouldn't be much of a problem. You just need to follow my prescription and get the medicine to get rid of the redness and swelling on your face!" Doctor Chen was called over early in the morning. He still had things to do in his pharmacy.
"Doctor Chen, this is your consultation fee!" After saying that, Old Man Wu reluctantly took out 50 coins and was about to hand it over to Doctor Chen.
Doctor Chen subconsciously nodded and was about to take it. The consultation fee was out of the city, so it was naturally higher. 50 coins could buy a quarter of a stone of millet.
Doctor Chen was about to turn and leave, but his hand that was holding the money was held back by someone.
"En?" Only then did Doctor Chen turn around and look. He saw Old Man Wu clutching the fifty coins tightly, unwilling to let go. The depressed look on his face was as if his father had died.
Doctor Chen used a little strength, but he couldn't turn it. He used a little more strength, but he still couldn't pull it away. "Give it to me, you bastard!" Doctor Chen said as he stepped on Old Man Wu's foot.
"Oh, oh, oh!" Doctor Chen used a lot of strength when he stepped on Old Man Wu's foot, causing him to jump up.
"Humph!" Doctor Chen took the 50 coins in his hand and put it back into the medicine box. "I'm leaving, I won't see you out!"
"Doctor Chen, take care!" Old Man Wu sent Doctor Chen away with a sad face.
Wu Chi looked at his father. He knew that he had fainted, and his cheap father was worried about him, so he went to call Doctor Chen. "Father, I'm really not sick!" Wu Chi emphasized.
"It's good that you woke up, it's good that you woke up!" Old Man Wu said, avoiding the important point.
"Father, I'm really not sick. If you don't believe me, you can slap me!" Wu Chi emphasized to his father that he was not sick. He let his father slap him again. This way, his father would know that the meat was still the same, and the feeling was still the same. The amount of the slap didn't increase, so he was worth it.
"It's over, it's over. This little bastard was beaten silly by me. Aiyo, why is my life so bitter? Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, don't go, don't go!"
Wu Chi's head was full of black lines as he watched his father chase after Doctor Chen.
Golden finger! Wu Chi smiled wretchedly, and his saliva was about to flow out of his mouth.
On the screen in front of him, Rocky's interface was flashing. Wu Chi didn't stay idle when he fainted. The Taobao function on the phone claimed that as long as you had money, you could buy anything.
Wu Chi's saliva flowed out of the corner of his mouth. In this era of war, what was the most valuable thing? Weapons, armor, and provisions. These things were the most valuable.
Meitu Xiu Xiu function claimed to be able to help you adjust any defects. Scars on the face, missing arms or legs, he could fix them all.
There was also the QQ Space, and the weather forecast. Hehe, Wu Chi laughed foolishly, and his saliva flowed all over the floor.
"Doctor Chen, look! Look! My son! "Old Man Wu pulled Doctor Chen and ran in again. He pointed at Wu Chi and shouted at Doctor Chen.
"This, this!" Doctor Chen was also very helpless. This Wu family's son, there was nothing wrong with his body, but why was he like a fool? After thinking for a long time, for the sake of his reputation, Doctor Chen came up with an idea.
"Alas!" Doctor Chen sighed, "Old Wu, it's not that this old man's knowledge is shallow, and it's not that this old man's skills are not good enough, but this child of yours." Doctor Chen pointed at his own head, "There's something wrong with his brain. It's the so-called brain-damaged in the medical field. This brain-damaged child is incurable!"
"You are the brain-damaged one, your whole family is brain-damaged!"
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"This is a disgrace to the educated, a disgrace to the educated, I'm so angry, I'm so angry! Wu Yan, you taught your son well! "Doctor Chen ran out angrily. Being insulted by a junior like this, he couldn't retaliate. This was the benefit of having a junior. If a junior was disrespectful to an elder, that would be a lack of upbringing. However, if an elder were to scold a junior, that would lower his own IQ and lack of magnanimity.
"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, slow down. Slow down! Doctor Chen, wait for me, wait for me, that little bastard, I'll go back and teach him a lesson, don't be angry! "Father Wu followed Doctor Chen out. Before leaving, he shouted at Wu Chi, "Little bastard, wait for me, I'll teach you a lesson when I come back!"
"You said I'm brain-damaged? You're the brain-damaged one!" Wu Chi didn't care about education at all. As for education, he was already shameless, so what was education worth?
Soon, Father Wu came back, cursing. Looking at his appearance, he had suffered a lot in front of Doctor Chen.
Well, it was good enough that he didn't get a fart when he was being ignored.
"Little bastard! Do you know that you made Doctor Chen run away? Do you know how hard it was for Doctor Chen to come out of the city? You little bastard, you don't know what's good for you! See if this old man doesn't kill you! " Father Wu began to pick up a rolling pin on the side. (Where did this thing come from?) He wanted to let Wu Chi know why the flowers were so red.
Normally, Wu Chi would be in a state of panic. But this time, his heart was not weak, and he was not panting. He sat there, happy and content. He stretched out a hand and called out three words that had existed since the beginning of time, "Fifty wen!"
"Time, time, time!" Father Wu abruptly stopped the rolling pin that was about to fall on Wu Chi's head.
At that time, Wu Chi calculated that he and his father's rolling pin were only 0.01 centimeters away from an earth-shattering intimate contact, but in the end, his father stopped it in time.
Fifty copper coins, like three brands, were engraved in Father Wu's heart. Father Wu gritted his teeth and endured the pleasure of hitting someone. He took back the rolling pin and even squeezed out what he thought was a smile on his face.
"Good boy, father, why would I hit you? Father can't wait to feel sorry for you! "Father Wu said to Wu Chi with a smile.
Feel sorry for me? Hehe, it's more like feeling sorry for the fifty copper coins. When Liu Mang was unconscious, he heard that Father Wu gave Doctor Chen fifty copper coins. If something bad happened to Wu Chi, he would have to take out another fifty copper coins.
Of course, Wu Chi couldn't say the words in his heart. If he said it, his father would really kill him.
"Father, I heard that you're called Wu Yan!" Wu Chi suddenly thought of something fun.
"En!" Father Wu nodded his head and seemed a little heavy.
"Hehe, that's a good name!" Wu Chi laughed treacherously.
"Oh?" Father Wu was a little confused. What was so good about this name?
"Wu Yan, isn't that shameless? You're shameless, I'm shameless, we're both shameless! "Wu Chi laughed and immediately got up and ran towards the door.
"Shameless? Shameless! " Father Wu bit his lips and his eyes widened. The necessary weapon in his hand, the rolling pin, once again appeared in his hand. "Little bastard, don't run if you have the guts. I'll let you be shameless, I'll let you be shameless!"
"Father Wu, I haven't seen your Second Wazi for a few days and he's become so fat!" This was a small village in Yan Province. The villagers were very close to each other. It only took a few steps to walk from the front of the village to the back of the village.
The reason why he asked this was that he had been busy in the city and had just come back today. Therefore, he didn't know what had happened in the village two days ago. When he saw Old Man Wu walking out of the house with Wu Chi, he asked out of curiosity.
This countryman was different from the people in the city. Countrymen didn't earn much and had to do heavy work. It was very difficult for them to get fat.
To the people of the countryside, it was enough to see the hardships of the commoners that a half-grown kid could eat an old man to death. It was already a problem to have enough to eat, let alone get fat.
So the villagers greeted each other with 'you eat'? It was a blessing that you got fat again.
"Haha!" The other villagers who had been staying in the village heard this honest man's words and couldn't help but laugh.
Father Wu's face was also very embarrassed.
Fat? He looked over. Wu Chi's face had indeed gotten a lot bigger, but it wasn't fat. It was swollen.
"Stupid Cai Pang Rib, stupid faker Pang Lei!" Wu Chi muttered. If you listened carefully, you would understand. "You're the one who got fat. You're all fat!"
Wu Chi didn't get fat. He became like this because he ate his father's yellow sesame seed cake. His face was completely swollen. It was very well-proportioned, one on the left and one on the right. The extent of the swelling was the same.
At first glance, he really did get fat.
This honest man was still very confused. Why did he praise the Wu father and son, but the Wu father and son's faces didn't look good?
The people on the side put a hat on his ear and understood. They looked at Wu Chi with sympathy on one side and a look of ridicule on the other. Our poor Wu Chi was really slapping his face until it was swollen to show off. This Wu father and son, if you don't beat them up for three days, they'll go up to the roof and tear down the tiles. The villagers were used to it.
The father and son of the Wu Family cursed as they walked out of the village.
After walking for a long time, Wu Chi calculated that it should be more than an hour.
"Father, where is our family's field?" That's right. The reason Wu Chi came out with his cheap father this time was because he promised to help in the field yesterday.
Originally, Father Wu planned to let Wu Chi rest for a few days after he fainted before going to the field. However, after the violent beating last night, Father Wu saw that Wu Chi was still alive and kicking, which meant that there was no big problem with this kid's body. As for the doctor saying that he was a retard? Two rounds of beating was enough.
"Soon, soon, we'll be there in a little bit more!" Father Wu said to Wu Chi.
"Just a little bit more!" Wu Chi's mouth twitched. Shouldn't this farmer's field be at the edge of the village? Why did he have to go so far? Wu Chi originally didn't want to come out. No matter what, Wu Chi was a top student from a third-rate university. No matter what, Wu Chi used to be a low-level official in the bureaucracy. So what if he was a village chief? Wasn't he a cadre?
Thinking that he, Master Wu Chi, had to do manual labor in the field, Wu Chi naturally didn't want to. However, an elbow was not as big as a fist.
Father Wu thought that if the farmer didn't do it, what would the farmer do? Even if Wu Chi didn't want to, he had to. If he still didn't want to, he could choose a rolling pin, straw soles, or that huge slap. Let's see which one matches his face better.
He didn't want to come, and he had to walk such a long way. Naturally, Wu Chi had a lot of complaints.
However, when he saw his father slowly raising his huge hand, Wu Chi could only lower his head. Strength was stronger than people. Okay, just a little bit more. Father said that there was still a little bit more time left. Then, let's walk back.
Wu Chi pulled a long face and continued to walk behind his father.
Another hour passed.
"Father, why hasn't our family's field arrived yet?"
"Soon, soon. We'll be there soon!"
Another hour passed.
"Father, our family's field."
"We'll be there soon!"
"Father, our family's field!" “
"What are you rushing for? We'll be there soon! Let's walk a little bit more! "Father Wu was a little impatient.
Seeing Father Wu's slap that was bigger than Wu Chi's face, I'll endure it!
They walked for a full four hours. They set off in the morning, and it was almost noon. Four hours, four hours. According to the average person's walking time, it was about ten miles to one hour. They had already walked 40 miles, and they still couldn't see their family's field.
Suddenly, Father Wu stopped in his tracks.
"Father, we've reached our family's field?" Wu Chi had never been so eager to see their family's field. He looked at Father Wu with a face full of surprise.
"No, there's a stone in my shoe!"
Wu Chi's face was full of black lines. I'm not doing this anymore. Do you think you're the government? Immediately, immediately, quickly, a little bit? Even if you're talking nonsense, you can't play like this.
Unfortunately, Wu Chi could only think about it.
"What are you doing?" Old man Wu turned around and raised the shoehorn in his hand. He looked at our classmate Wu Chi with a pensive expression.
"Hehe, Father, I see that you're tired from walking, so I'm going to massage your shoulders!" Wu Chi said with a smile.
"Puchi, puchi!" Father Wu shook his head regretfully. This little bastard had learned to be smart. He originally wanted to slap Wu Chi twice to satisfy his craving.
"Let's go, our family's field is not far ahead!" Father Wu regretfully put on his shoes, stood up, and patted the dirt off his body.
This time, Father Wu didn't stop Wu Chi. Sure enough, there was a mu of rice field in front of them. Looking at the bunches of rice on the ground, they were growing very well. Although Wu Chi was quite shameless, when he saw the rice, he also couldn't take it all in. These rice were the hope of the common people.
This was no longer as simple as rice. In this chaotic era, a mouthful of rice was a life.
"Father, our family has so many fields, why do you still need to work? Why don't you just ask them to work for our family?" Wu Chi found that he had underestimated his cheap father. With so many fields, why would he still need to work? Why not just hire people to help harvest the crops? In other words, he had entered the level of a landlord.
Thinking that he was a potential landlord, Wu Chi's heart was very happy. If all these fields were rented to others, their family would be able to collect rent every year. Wu Chi was already imagining himself leading a group of lackeys to collect rent.
"Yang Bailao, how are you going to pay back the several hundred copper coins you owe our family? What, no money? It's good that you don't have money. If you don't have money, you can use your family's Xi 'er to pay off the debt! "Our Wu Shiren was still dreaming.
"Father, it's not that I want to scold you, but look at these hills on the side. They are used to plant crops. At a glance, you can see that the salinity is too high. Isn't it a waste of seeds to plant them?" Wu Chi's expression was as if he was giving advice.
Originally, he thought that his lofty aspirations could move his father and let his cheap father look at him in a new light. However, what he waited for was two melon seeds being slapped from behind.
"Aiyo, father, why are you hitting people?"
"I hit you? I'm the one who should hit you. If we don't plant crops on this land, what are we going to eat? " Old Man Wu said to Wu Chi over there while rolling his eyes.
"What do you mean?" Wu Chi was stunned for a moment.
"This land is our family's!" Old Man Wu blinked his mouth and looked enviously at the dense crops over there. That was all fertile land. For Old Man Wu, who had been dealing with land all his life, it was no less than a peerless beauty standing in front of him naked.
However, it was a pity that he could only look enviously. "Over there is Xu Village's!"
"Ah ah ah ah!" Wu Chi was also dumbfounded. What happened to being the young master of a landlord family? What happened to taking liberties with the village girls and bullying the weak?
Now, he had changed from a landlord to a poor farmer. Wu Shiren was gone, and he had become Wu Bailao.
"Father, you must be lying to me, right?" Wu Chi showed a rare look of desire towards his cheap father.
"Lying to you is worth a few copper coins!" Old Man Wu looked at Wu Chi with a look of disdain.
"Ah ah ah!" Our classmate Wu Chi finally accepted his fate. How was this a field? It was completely a small hill in the wasteland. Moreover, it was the kind of place where the salt and alkali soil was very serious. How much food could be produced here in a year? Was there enough money for seeds?
"Come, come, come! Father will teach you how to weed first! " Old Man Wu was indeed an old farmer who faced the yellow soil with his back facing the sky. You couldn't see this on a normal day, but when he was in the field, he immediately changed into a different person.
He had been a farmer all his life. When he touched this crop, it was like touching his own child. Of course, a little bastard like Wu Chi was not within his scope of protection.
Old Man Wu quickly got rid of those weeds.
"How is it? Do you know how to do it?" Old Man Wu asked Wu Chi who was beside him.
"It's just weeding. Father, do you have any technological skills?" Wu Chi smacked his lips and asked.
"Technological skills?" Old Man Wu had been with Wu Chi for a long time. He knew that ever since his son became muddle-headed until today, he would say all kinds of things. Technological skills? In Old Man Wu's own words, it was something that he knew how to do.
"Weeding is the most basic skill. You little bastard, you haven't even learned how to crawl and you want to run away? Hurry up and get rid of the weeds! "Old Man Wu said as he slapped the back of Wu Chi's head.
"Ouch!" Wu Chi was hit for no reason. Naturally, he was angry. However, when he compared his body size with his father's, he was immediately castrated. His two legs were not even as thick as his father's arm. You can forget about it if you want to resist.
A saint said that since you can't resist, you should enjoy it. Maybe you can even fly to the clouds, right?
While cursing his cheap father in his heart, he bent down and pulled the so-called weeds one by one. It was really rare for Wu Chi to do farm work.
Wu Chi grew up in the city. Although he had seen rice fields before, to be honest, he didn't know what grew in the fields in the winter and summer. Wheat and rice, in his opinion, were only edible things. There was nothing else to it.
"Okay!" Old Man Wu was very satisfied with Wu Chi's attitude of bending down to pull the weeds. He nodded his head and said, "You stay here and pull slowly. I'll go to the front and take a look!"
Wu Chi's family's fields were not small. Other than the fertile fields, the rest of the saline-alkali soil belonged to their family. Unfortunately, they could only plant at the edge of the saline-alkali soil. Therefore, Old Man Wu had to walk around the saline-alkali soil to take care of their fields.
Old Man Wu had been farming for a long time. He wiped the sweat on his forehead and squinted his eyes to look at the sky. There were no clouds for thousands of miles and the sun was shining brightly. "When will this end?"
"Dang, dang, dang!" In the distance, in the direction of Chenliu City, a group of carriages came slowly. There were also people accompanying them. The carriages were not fast and were moving slowly. Beside them, there were rows of people and horses following. They were carrying all kinds of things in their hands. The group of carriages was very spectacular.
The Wu father and son couldn't help but stop and watch.
"Father, who are these people?" Wu Chi was a person who couldn't stay quiet. Looking at the carriages coming and going, he couldn't help but ask.
"Those people? They are the officials of Chenliu City! " “
"What are they doing here?" Wu Chi wiped the sweat on his head and said.
"They are here to pray for rain!" Old Man Wu responded.
Wu Chi looked at the cloudless sky. If Old Man Wu didn't mention it, then Wu Chi wouldn't have noticed it. But now that Old Man Wu mentioned it, Wu Chi realized that the soil was extremely dry. This was summer, and it was supposed to be a rainy season. If there was no water this summer, then the rice paddies would dry up and die.
However, this was also their family's land that was dry. Wu Chi saw that there were still water stains on the hundreds of acres of fertile fields.
"These are the waterwheels hired by the Xu family's master to transport them from the Yellow River!" The lack of water in the fields might be a big problem for these poor people, but for the masters of the manor, it was much simpler. They just needed to find some people to build some waterwheels and transport the water from the Yellow River.
But these poor people didn't have the money to build a waterwheel.
It was alkali soil, plus the drought. This year's harvest was really worrying.
Originally, the Xu family could still hold on, but the continuous drought made the Xu family unable to hold on. Or it could be said that the officials of Chenliu City couldn't hold on anymore. If this went on, the labor cost and other miscellaneous expenses would be too much for them to bear. If these fertile fields were like this, then you could imagine the situation of those barren lands.
They were anxious, but there was no way. As the saying goes, when people are in a hurry, they will try to find a doctor. So, they began to think of a way. Over there, Wu Chi and his father saw the carriages. Those gorgeously dressed people were covered with all kinds of chicken feathers. Those were the so-called Heavenly Officials, who came to pray for rain.
"Heavenly Officials?" Wu Chi curled his lips. It was better to rely on oneself than on others. If it was so easy to beg God, his Heavenly Officials would have become God long ago.
"Hey, why are you here too? Who asked you to come? I asked you to pull the weeds! "Old Man Wu saw Wu Chi interrupt and asked with an expression that said," Are you lazy? "
Wu Chi curled his lips. "Your son was born to be a farmer. It's just pulling weeds, a piece of cake! It's already done! "
Old Man Wu had already ignored the words he didn't understand. What he could understand was that this kid had already pulled the weeds?
"That's more than one mu of land? You're done? "Old Man Wu asked in disbelief.
"Of course! No, Old Man, look! " Saying this, our Wu Chi took out a pile of weeds from behind him and showed it to Old Man Wu.
Seeing Wu Chi take out a bunch of weeds, Old Man Wu subconsciously froze. Could it be that this little bastard of his really had the talent to farm? Old Man Wu only then noticed the so-called weeds in Wu Chi's hand. With one look, his whole face turned black.
"Old Man, how is it? I am a genius! Don't praise me, I will be proud! "Wu Chi's face showed an expression that said," Praise me if you have the ability, praise me if you have the ability. "
Old Man Wu lowered his head and pulled the pile of weeds that Wu Chi handed over. How could these be weeds? They were clearly the rice seedlings in the field.
Wu Chi, who was originally proudly holding his head high, was suddenly slapped back to his head.
"Father, what's wrong? Why did you hit me? Father, even if you are jealous, you can't hit me. Father, let's talk things out!" Wu Chi covered his head like a rat.
"Talk things out? Son of a bitch, you are asking for a beating. If I don't beat you to death today, then give me your life!" Old Man Wu directly picked up the wooden club beside him and chased after Wu Chi. (Don't ask me where the wooden club came from!)
On the ground, the rice seedlings that Wu Chi called weeds fell sparsely. The Wu Family's originally barren land was really going to have nothing to eat now.
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