"Your mom really knows how to buy. It turned out to be Transformers 3."
At the entrance of the cinema, Qin Dynasty glanced at the ticket in his hand and smiled.
"Hee hee, just in time, I haven't seen a 3D movie yet."
Yang Li held her uncle's arm and said happily.
"Then you can't get what you want. This is not a 3D ticket."
Qin Dynasty shrugged his shoulders and said. This movie has just been released. It's probably too popular to buy a 3D ticket.
"Well, it doesn't matter if it's ordinary."
Yang Li said, "If I can watch it with uncle, even if it's dog shit, I'm happy."
"That's easy."
Qin Dynasty pointed with his finger, "There's a toilet there. Let's go to the toilet and then go home."
"Go to hell!"
Yang Li couldn't take it anymore and patted Qin Dynasty, "You only know how to tease me."
"Who teased you!" Qin Dynasty said very seriously, "Didn't you say that as long as you are with me, you'll be happy to watch dog shit?"
"That's just polite!" Yang Li shouted, "Are all the men in the men's toilet dogs?"
This shout immediately attracted the attention of many men.
Occasionally, a few men who just came out of the men's toilet looked at this lovely little girl with a hidden bitterness.
Qin Chao quickly covered her mouth and said to the men beside him with a smile.
"I'm sorry, there's something wrong with her head. Please forgive me, forgive me."
Yang Li was so angry that she bit Qin Dynasty's hand.
This bite was quite ruthless. Yang Li's teeth hurt badly, and her tears started to flow down.
"Huhuhu, uncle, are your claws made of iron?"
"Who let you bite? You deserve it."
"I don't care! It hurts, you have to compensate me! "
When it comes to girls, Qin Dynasty knew very well that you can't reason with them. Because there was no reason at all.
"Fine, how do you want me to compensate you?"
"I want to eat popcorn!"
Yang Li pointed to the stall selling popcorn and said.
"Okay, I'll buy you a big one. But don't you have a toothache? "
"It doesn't hurt after eating popcorn."
Yang Li pouted and said, "And Coke."
"Don't drink Coke!" Qin dynasty said immediately, "Don't you know there are preservatives in Coke?"
"If I don't drink Coca-Cola, I'll drink Pepsi, okay?"
"Fine. Chinese people are used to eating additives anyway. I won't stop you if you want to commit suicide."
Qin Dynasty brought Yang Li to buy popcorn and Coke, and then lined up at the entrance of their booth.
There were many people who came to watch the movie, and many of them were couples. These pairs of lovers were so lovey-dovey that they would probably die of sweetness.
"Uncle, look, they are all kissing me, I want to hug them too!"
Yang Li said.
"Can't you just hug me?"
"Then you get the popcorn and coke, I'll carry you."
Yang Li raised the snacks in her hand.
Qin Dynasty shrugged his shoulders, stretched out a hand, and hugged Yang Li's soft waist. Only then did the lass feel a little happy. She smiled and waited in line.
Just as Qin Dynasty was about to say something to Yang Li, his eyes suddenly swept over and saw two beauties walking side by side. Immediately, he shrank his neck and wanted to hide in the crowd.
Coincidentally, there was a fat sister beside him. Qin Dynasty let go of Yang Li's waist and stood beside the fat sister, blocking his body.
Seeing Qin Dynasty standing on the other side, Yang Li tilted her head and asked, "Uncle, what's wrong?"
At this time, Qin Dynasty couldn't care less about Yang Li, because the pair of beauties were not far away from Qin Dynasty, separated by a few people, standing in line together.
"Chang Chang, it's not easy for me to take a break today. I even wanted to sleep in at home, but you insisted on dragging me to watch a movie."
One of the beauties, who was dressed very provocatively, stretched her charming waist and said.
"Damn Shangguan, you're my only good friend. If I didn't look for you, I would have come here myself. How boring. "
The other beauty pushed her good friend.
The appearance of the two beauties at the same time without a boyfriend immediately attracted the attention of many people.
"Let Xiao Ying accompany you!"
"She still has to go to school!"
"Then why don't you call Qin Dynasty? Don't you think about him every day?"
"Go to hell!"
Liu Chang rolled her eyes, "Who's thinking about that guy? Fickle ghost, big pervert! You're still talking about me? That time when you fell asleep in the lounge, you were shouting someone's name in your dream! Aiya, that voice, it's so lewd that I can't even hear it! "
"Don't, don't talk nonsense!"
Shangguan Yan's face turned red, "I, Shangguan Yan, don't like him! Even if all the men in the world die, I will never look at him straight in the eye! "
"Aiya, you're right."
Liu Chang said with a smile, "Every time we meet, your eyeballs will fly to other people's body."
"You girl, you're getting more and more excessive!"
Shangguan Yan's face turned red, "You're making me sound like I'm in heat!"
"I didn't say that, but right now it's indeed spring! How about I call him and ask him to come out to watch it together? This guy will definitely not be happy! "
"Come on! There are so many girls around him, how could it be our turn? "
Shangguan Yan curled her lips.
Liu Chang covered her mouth and snickered.
"These words have the feeling of a resentful woman in the palace."
"You're the resentful woman in the palace!"
Although the two people's voices were not loud, Qin Dynasty's hearing is quite sensitive. He heard everything.
These two girls, why are they talking about me!
However, that girl Shangguan Yan, did she really call me in her dream?
Could it be that my charm is really that big?
While he was guessing, the fat sister next to him opened her mouth.
"Rogue, where are you rubbing yourself! I'm going to shout molest! "
"Huh?"
Qin Dynasty froze and turned to look at the fat sister next to him.
I'm not leaning on her, I'm just a bit closer to her, using her unique body to cover for me.
"Damn rogue, what are you looking at? Haven't you seen a beauty before?"
When the fat sister opened her mouth, Qin Dynasty could not help but cover it.
This sister seems to have just eaten garlic … .I'll be damned.
"I'm sorry, I'll stand further away, okay?"
Qin Dynasty did not want to cause trouble, so he took two steps back.
"You're not going to admit it after playing a rogue!"
Who knew, the fat sister was relentless. She stepped forward and grabbed Qin Dynasty's collar, "Hurry up and give this old mother an explanation, or I'll not let you go today!"
'I'll be damned, what kind of situation is this ….'
Being shouted at by this so-called beauty, Qin Dynasty almost fainted.
"What are you doing, let go of my uncle!"
Yang Li was unhappy, 'Where did this fat sister come from! How can my uncle molest you? '
"Cheap girl, your uncle is playing rogue, don't speak for him!"
The fat sister glared at Yang Li.
Heh, Yang Li suddenly became angry.
This girl is usually a restless person. She immediately threw the cola and popcorn on the ground, put her hands on her waist and angrily rebuked.
"Who did you say, say it again!"
As soon as she shouted, some people immediately came to watch the fun.
Of course, this includes Shangguan Yan and Liu Chang.
These two beauties came over to take a look, 'My god, isn't this the person they were just talking about?'
"Aiyo, my Qin official."
Shangguan Yan is also a person who wants to see the world in chaos. Twisting her slender waist, she stepped forward and said with a smile, "I haven't seen you for a long time, your taste has become a lot heavier."
"Qin dynasty, what's going on?"
Liu Chang was much more normal. She frowned and looked at Qin dynasty.
"It's a misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding."
Qin Dynasty shrugged his shoulders.
"Misunderstanding your uncle, misunderstanding!"
That fat sister was quite shrewish. She grabbed Qin dynasty and did not let go, "You molested this old mother, and you still have the nerve to say it's a misunderstanding! If you don't give me an explanation today, don't even think about leaving! "
"Let go!"
Yang Li immediately rushed forward and pulled that fat sister's arm, trying to pull her away. Unfortunately, this girl's strength is too small, she can't pull that fat sister.
"Who molested you?"
Qin dynasty felt that this woman is a bit too much, she really thinks of herself as a celestial immortal.
"If you didn't molest this old mother, why are you sticking your head on this old mother's body! Let me tell you, this old mother is still a virgin! Today's matter, I'm not finished. "
"Stop dreaming."
Qin dynasty sneered, "I'm blind to molest you."
"I caught you in the act, don't act like a rogue!"
As soon as the two people quarreled, the surrounding people began to talk about it.
"Oh, I didn't expect, I didn't expect that in front of so many people, someone would act like a rogue."
"Alas, the moral degeneration of the world, the moral degeneration of the world."
"It seems that this guy's taste is quite heavy, he must be suffocating! A man without a girlfriend can't have sex! "
The commotion here has alarmed the security guards.
Several security guards came over, separated the crowd, and asked the two people.
"What's going on, don't make trouble here. If you want to make trouble, go home. "
"This guy molested this old mother, you guys judge for me!"
That woman, still holding onto Qin dynasty, said to the security guards.
Several security guards looked at Qin dynasty with a very complicated look in their eyes. Qin dynasty can read one of them, and that is, your taste is very heavy ….
"Please don't slander me."
Qin dynasty calmed down, suddenly reached out, pushed the fat sister away, and said, "I have a girlfriend."
"Yes, I'm his girlfriend!"
Yang Li hugged Qin dynasty's waist and said with her head held high.
The nearby Liu Chang and Shangguan Yan looked at each other and then shook their heads.
'Well, this Qin dynasty, every time, there are different girls around him, and they are all beauties.
But this time, isn't her age a bit too young? '
"She's talking nonsense!"
That fat sister pointed at Yang Li and said, "Isn't he your uncle?"
"He is my uncle, not my uncle, it's not the same concept!"
Yang Li curled her lips, "You don't even know this, you must be from Mars."
"Heh, this family of yours really knows how to act!"
That fat sister said, "Don't think that's enough. Let me tell you, in broad daylight, you sexually harassed this old lady, this is illegal. "
"What the … .sexual harassment …."
Qin dynasty touched his nose, "How can I take things too hard …."
"Husband, don't mess with this idiot woman, the movie is about to start."
At this time, Shangguan Yan suddenly came over, kissed Qin dynasty's cheek, and said, "She's sick, why do you want to lower yourself to her level?"
Shangguan Yan's kiss made everyone suddenly realize.
It turned out that this guy has such a beautiful and hot girlfriend.
That fat sister is really asking to be humiliated.
Sure enough, that fat sister's face turned pale, her whole body trembled, and she did not know what to say.
The security guard pushed her, "You are disturbing public order, come with us."
"Come what, this old lady still wants to watch the movie!"
"Your ticket will be returned, you must come with us."
Several security guards pulled that fat sister away. At this time, Shangguan Yan pointed at Yang Li and faintly looked at Qin dynasty.
"Husband, who is this girl?"
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