"Qin dynasty! I'm hungry! Are you done or not! "
Su Ji, who was sitting on the leather sofa, looked at the LCD TV hanging on the wall while shaking her white legs and shouted at Qin Chao.
She was wearing a set of home clothes. Her upper body was a cute Winnie the Pooh pajamas with a very low neckline. Lying on the sofa, a pair of soft breasts could be vaguely seen. Below was a pair of loose pajama pants that only reached her thighs. Her long and beautiful legs were like God's masterpiece. She was already a beauty, and now she was so fair. If other men saw her, their eyeballs would definitely fall out.
That white little fox was lying on her beautiful legs, eating the fries that Su Ji fed it from time to time.
This person and fox had been watching TV for half a day. The remote control was placed by their feet, allowing Su Ji to change the channel countless times with her delicate toes.
It had been so, so, so, so long! That damn Qin dynasty, why hasn't he finished cooking yet!
"Almost there, almost there!" Qin dynasty was flustered in the kitchen, "Big sister, it's only been twenty minutes, how can he cook so fast!"
"Humph! Cooking must be delicious, fast, and timely! "Su Ji shook her little fist. "If you can't even do this, how can you be this lady's personal chef!"
"That's easy for you to say. Why don't you do it yourself!" Qin Chao was depressed.
"Humph, this lady is testing you!" Su Ji said righteously, "Moreover, this lady can make those dishes of yours with my eyes closed!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I know, you can do it with your eyes closed!"
Last time when she was sleepwalking, didn't she make scrambled eggs with persimmons!
"Hurry up! Lili is hungry! "
"Damn, hasn't it been eating fries!" Qin dynasty retorted.
"That's a snack, it won't fill its stomach!" Su Ji protested for the little fox. Saying that, she touched the little fox's white fluffy tail, "Isn't that right, Lili?"
"Chirp chirp!" The little fox seemed to agree and called out twice.
"Did you hear that? Lili is also on my side! "
"Alright, you're on the same side." Qin Dynasty felt helpless. He was wondering if there were any Netherworld creatures he could summon that could help him cook.
Damn, it seemed like there was no one who could help with cooking, but there were a bunch of people who could help with eating.
After more than 20 minutes, Qin dynasty finally made three dishes and a soup and put them on the table.
"Time to eat, time to eat!"
He was wearing an apron, so he wiped his sweat and said. Damn, cooking a meal was even more tiring than fighting.
"Hee hee, what delicious food did you make?"
Su Ji immediately picked up the little fox and skipped over to the table.
"Egg fried persimmon, cola chicken wings, sweet and sour spare ribs. The soup is seaweed and egg drop soup. "
Qin dynasty proudly pointed at his dishes, "How about it? They are all master-level, right? Look, it looks and smells great! "
"It's okay. It's about the same level as the small restaurant next to Guangyuan." Su Ji giggled, "I'll go wash my hands first. You serve Lili!"
After saying that, she slipped into the washroom as if she was dancing.
"Damn, so this is the level of a small restaurant."
Qin dynasty was in a bad mood. He picked up the little fox's bowl and put some food in it. This little fox was also picky. Other than KFC, its favorite food was still chicken. Therefore, Qin dynasty only gave it some cola chicken wings.
"Damn, you're a fox after all. You don't even eat pork."
Sweet and sour spare ribs, the little fox didn't even smell it.
"You're a fox. If you don't like to eat chicken, what do you like to eat? Don't you also like to eat chicken? "
Su Ji just finished washing her hands and walked out, smiling at Qin dynasty.
"I'm not a fox."
"Of course you're not a fox! You're not that cute, you're a weasel! "
"Damn …."
Qin dynasty was speechless.
"If I'm a weasel, then what are you? A weasel? "
"Go to hell, you're the weasel!"
This was one of Su Ji's good points. She never rolled her eyes, but directly gave Qin dynasty a punch.
She sat down and picked up the chopsticks.
"Hehe, I'll force myself to taste your cooking!"
After saying that, she didn't look like a lady at all. Like a whirlwind, she began to sweep the delicious food on the table.
As if he already knew that Su Ji had this characteristic when eating, Qin dynasty never fought with her. He just sat on the side, quietly watching Su Ji finish eating, and then he began to eat.
"Really, why do you watch me eat every time? You eat too."
Su Ji spat out a chicken bone and glared at Qin dynasty.
"I can't compete with you. You're a weasel."
Qin dynasty laughed.
"Go to hell! If you don't eat, I'll eat all the chicken wings! "
"Eat, I'll make more if it's not enough."
Qin dynasty smiled, still not knowing how to use chopsticks.
"Humph, why do you really look like a cook and a wife!"
Su Ji stood up, bent down, stretched out her small hand, and gently hooked Qin dynasty's chin.
"Chick, the food is good. Go, bring me my Cuban cigar. "
Su Ji originally wanted to tease Qin Chao. Unexpectedly, after listening to her words, not only did Qin Chao not become depressed, he became silly instead.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? Yuanying out of your body?"
"Gulp …"
Qin dynasty didn't answer, just swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Su Ji followed Qin dynasty's fixed eyes, looked down, and suddenly blushed.
"Ah!"
"Slap!"
Little Fox, who was biting the chicken wing, raised her head blankly and looked at the man and woman at the table.
She saw the boy covering his red face, looking wronged.
"You, why did you hit me!"
"Who told you to look at my breasts!"
Su Ji covered her chest, staring fiercely at Qin dynasty.
"F * ck, I didn't do it on purpose. You're the one who exposed yourself!"
"Really?"
Su Ji stood up again and moved closer to Qin dynasty. The hand that was covering her chest slightly lowered, revealing a round snow-white spot. "Do I look good?"
Qin dynasty's saliva almost flowed out. "Yes, it looks good …"
"Slap!"
A five-fingered handprint appeared on the right side of Qin dynasty's face. He was about to go crazy.
"F * ck, you did it on purpose!"
"No, I'm swatting mosquitoes for you."
Su Ji smiled, sat down again, and began to sweep her dinner.
"F * ck, you lied to me! It's winter, where did the mosquitoes come from? "Qin dynasty was about to go berserk." Also, can you eat like a lady? You're like a starving ghost! "
"I like the dishes you cook, so I eat like this …"
Su Ji put down her chicken wing and twitched slightly, looking like she was about to cry. "I, I didn't expect you to be fierce to me … My sister is right, you're really not a good thing … You're not married yet, but you're already fierce to me … What should I do in the future … I don't want to get married, I don't want to get married!"
"Don't, don't!"
Qin dynasty was shocked. He quickly stood up and walked over to comfort his little girlfriend. "Don't refuse to get married. I'm not fierce to you. I just want you to be more ladylike …"
"Then you dislike me … I don't want to get married, I don't want to get married …"
Su Ji twisted twice, not letting Qin dynasty touch her shoulder.
"I was wrong, okay? I won't be fierce to you in the future! Don't be angry, be good … "
"Heehee, then make me another plate of chicken wings …"
Seeing Qin dynasty's depressed face, Su Ji suddenly smiled and said.
"I …" Qin dynasty forcefully swallowed back his words. It seemed like Su Ji was just messing with him …
"Weasel! Eat as much as you can, I'm not cooking for you! "
"Sigh, looks like you dislike me … I don't want to get married …"
"Wait for me for fifteen minutes … The chicken wings need to melt …"
Su Ji looked at Qin dynasty walking towards the kitchen with a proud smile on her face. "This time, I want to eat honey sauce! Sometimes, I need to change the taste! Isn't that right, Lili? "
"Chirp chirp!"
"F * ck, you and a fox only know how to bully me! I won't cook tomorrow night, I'm on strike! "
"Hubby, I want to eat double cooked pork tomorrow!"
"Ah, there's not enough pork. I'll go buy some after work tomorrow …"
"Yay!"
Su Ji waved a victorious fist at the little fox who was eating chicken wings.
The two of them ate to their heart's content. Qin dynasty washed the dishes and walked out of the kitchen with wet hands.
At this time, Su Ji was playing with the little fox on the sofa with french fries in her hand.
She sat there, showing off her beauty. Qin dynasty finally understood what it meant to be a feast for the eyes.
"Hehe, Su Ji, why don't you not go back tonight? Look, it's getting late, it's not safe to go back. "
"How can I do that? Sister will be worried." The french fries in Su Ji's hand were finally snatched away by the little fox. "Besides, I'm not going home alone. You can ride me …"
"Ahem, I think my car's tire was punctured just now. I'm going to get it fixed tomorrow."
"Who are you trying to fool? Your car is an artifact, you can ride it even on a mountain of knives!" Su Ji punched Qin dynasty, "Besides, even if my lucky is broken, you still have a Yamaha."
"No, no gas."
"Then take a taxi! Anyway, you must go home! "Su Ji glared at Qin dynasty," Hmph, don't think I don't know what you're thinking! I'm telling you, don't even think about it! "
Qin dynasty was helpless. In the battle with Su Ji, he never had the upper hand.
"Alright, my Queen of Darkness, I'll listen to you."
"Screw you! I'm not the Queen of Darkness! Look at me, how fair! "
Su Ji showed off her fair skin to Qin dynasty. Seeing Qin dynasty's depressed look, she suddenly laughed, rolled her eyes, and said, "Why don't we play a game?"
"Game? What game? "
Qin dynasty blinked, a little curious.
"Hmm, a fun game, H's."
"Wh, wh, what?" Qin dynasty immediately stuttered, "You said, H, H's?"
"Yeah, you don't understand English letters? No way, you're still a university student. "
"What, which H's?"
"Of course it's the H that you guys think of!" Su Ji punched Qin dynasty. "Damn you, stop pretending! Forget it if you don't want to play! "
"Hehe, don't. Let's play. How to play? Do you want a whip or a candle? I'll go downstairs to buy it. "
"Buy me two grenades! I'll stuff them in your mouth! "Su Ji gritted her teeth," Can't you be more pure in your mind! If you're so evil, I won't play anymore! "
"Okay, okay, I'm serious, I'm serious."
Qin dynasty sat cross-legged on the sofa, rubbed his face, and made his expression more serious.
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