"Open the door, open the door!" As soon as Qin Dynasty returned home, there was a loud knocking sound on the door. Qin Dynasty could tell with his toes that the person who knocked on the door was his wretched landlord, an unemployed man named Xie Wenjun.
Although he also had no job, Xie Wenjun had several properties in his hands. The rent every month was enough for him to live. Alas, this society is so unfair.
At this time, Qin Dynasty was only wearing a small underwear, which was very fashionable and very fancy. So when he hesitated to wear clothes, the landlord outside the door howled again.
"Open the door! I know you're inside! Don't think I'll leave if you don't open the door. You owe me rent, and you can't run away! "
"Stop shouting. I'm coming!" Qin Dynasty had no choice but to run over in his small underwear and open the door.
Outside the door, it was the landlord's big distorted face.
"Mr. Landlord, can you give me two more days? I've already found a job …" Living in someone else's house, even if Qin Dynasty hated him, he had to say it with a smile.
"Go away, I'm not here to ask you for rent today." Xie Wenjun glared at him. With a cigarette in his mouth, he pushed Qin Dynasty away. This made Qin Dynasty stunned. Hey, he changed his habits. Did the sun rise from the west?
And behind the landlord, there was a man in his forties. At first glance, this man seemed to have indulged too much, and the hair at the back had turned white.
In his hand, there was a young woman dressed very fashionably. The woman was at most 20 years old. Her makeup was a little coquettish. She twisted her slender waist and put her plump chest on the man's body. At the same time. Because she was leaning forward, her hips were slightly tilted, which was very sexy, forming a very provocative arc.
This Qin Dynasty was dumbfounded. What the hell, I'm wearing a small underwear now. Why is there a woman?
At first, the woman just glanced at Qin Dynasty casually, as if she was not interested in a man who was almost naked. But soon, she noticed Qin dynasty's face and was slightly stunned.
When Qin Dynasty returned home, he opened the gauze in front of the mirror to change the dressing, only to find that the wound on his forehead had inexplicably healed. Moreover, his originally slightly plump figure had actually become thinner. The lines of his body began to become more standard. His original belly had also disappeared, leaving only a few slightly defined abdominal muscles.
The Qin dynasty was not ugly to begin with. After losing weight, his face became more angular, and he had a very wild temperament. When the woman saw this, her eyes immediately lit up.
"Mr. Zhang, you see, although this house is a little small, it has a kitchen and everything, and the feng shui is very good. It's a very good room facing the sun. If you rent it for a year, I guarantee that you will be successful in your career and make a lot of money! "
Xie Wenjun said to the white-haired old man with a trace of flattery.
Speaking of Fengshui, the Qin dynasty rolled their eyes. Still have the nerve to say that, outside the door of this house is the subway passage, a typical earth piercing evil spirit. If not for the fact that Qin dynasty's grandfather was a Fengshui master and taught the Qin dynasty some superficial knowledge, it is estimated that he would have died on the street because of this earth piercing evil spirit.
For this reason, the Qin dynasty put two potted plants outside his window, relying on them to resist the opposite earth piercing evil spirit. But this can't solve the root of the problem. The Qin dynasty always felt that he could not find a job because of this earth piercing evil spirit.
But because the rent here is cheap, the Qin dynasty rented here. If this man rented this house, it is estimated that in less than a year, he will certainly go bankrupt.
But the Qin dynasty quickly figured out a problem. If this house is rented to the white-haired old man, where would he live?
"Landlord, let's not do this. I only owe you half a month's rent. Now that I have a job, I will pay you back. "
"If I count on you, I might as well count on a dog. Quickly pack up your things and get out of my house. "That Xie Wenjun spat," This Mr. Zhang is my benefactor, I want to rent this house for a year! "
Hearing this, the Qin dynasty was annoyed. You don't know when this house will be demolished. At most, it can support you for half a year. When that time comes, what do you have to rent this house for a year? The Qin dynasty also planned to live for half a year. When the time comes, he will save some money and change to a better apartment.
But if the landlord kicks him out now, in the middle of the night, where would he find a place to live. With a few money on him, he can't even afford to live in a hotel.
"You have no conscience." But the woman rolled her eyes, twisted her buttocks, and sat on the sofa where Qin Chao was just lying, looked around a few times, and snappily said, "You gave me such a broken place to live, I don't want to do it, tomorrow I will find your wife to make trouble!"
"Hey, my little ancestor!" The white-haired old man was startled, and quickly begged with a wry smile, "There is no other way. You know that tigress in my house, she keeps a close eye on me. This place is close to my company, so it is convenient to find you. You will be wronged for a few days, when I leave that tigress, I will take you to live in a big house. "
"Humph, when you can get a divorce, my hair will be white."
"No, I will do it as soon as possible, as soon as possible." The white-haired old man bowed his head and said. The woman rolled her eyes again, said.
"This furniture must be changed for me, all must be imported from Europe! Also, I want the house painted, I want the pink wall. Oh, it stinks here, I want a maid to clean every day! "
"Yes, yes …." The white-haired old man agreed, it seems that he does have some money. The landlord laughed, rubbed his hands, it seems that this big business has been negotiated.
The Qin dynasty naturally can't agree, his eyes turned, and suddenly said.
"Beauty, are you really going to live here?"
"What, can't I?" The woman looked at him, secretly said in her heart, how about this handsome guy, the two of us live together?
"Ahem, didn't the landlord tell you, this house has been dead."
"What!" The woman and the white-haired old man were stunned. Xie Wenjun was even more startled, and then cursed loudly.
"Brat, what the fuck are you talking about …."
Qin Chao looked back and glared at him. Xie Wenjun saw his bottomless eyes and suddenly felt cold all over, as if a knife was placed on his neck. This fear, the rest of the words did not come out.
"Here … .someone died?" The woman's voice was trembling, women are most afraid of this kind of thing.
"Yes, a couple used to live here. Later, the husband had an affair, so he killed the woman. Well, it's hidden under the sofa where you are sitting. "
"Ah!" The woman was so scared that she stood up, her face was pale, she threw the small bag she was carrying at the Pulsatilla Weng, and cursed.
"Zhang Zhongcheng, I fuck your ancestors. I know you don't have a good heart, you put me in such a place, you want to kill this aunt! I'm going to find your wife now, I'll make you lose your reputation! "
With that, she turned her buttocks and ran out of the room. The white-haired old man was scared, and quickly chased out.
"My little ancestor, don't do this, misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding!"
Looking at the landlord, his face also turned white, looking at Qin dynasty's eyes, with murderous intent.
"Good, you brat …." He gritted his teeth, and suddenly roared out, "pack up your things, now get out of here!"
"Xie Wenjun!" Qin Chao was also angry, you took my notebook, no matter what, it's worth several thousand yuan, enough for me to live for four to five months! He reached out, grabbed Xie Wenjun's collar, and unexpectedly lifted him up, "I even gave you my laptop, I haven't lived for a month, and you want to drive me away?"
Being carried by Qin Chao, Xie Wenjun was scared out of her wits, but still tried to be brave and said.
"Your broken computer is worth a few hundred yuan, do you want to live here forever?"
"Fart!" Qin dynasty stared at him, "My Dell's, last year I spent five thousand yuan to buy it, and now it's only a few hundred yuan?"
"So what!" The landlord struggled, "I want to rent a house with cash, not scrap iron! You want to live for free, but also want to beat people, I, your father, will go to court to sue you. Come on, hit me, hit me on the head, if you don't beat my brain, I, your father, will change my surname to yours! "
With that, Xie Wenjun stretched out his head, his mouth was still shouting.
Qin dynasty frowned, threw the landlord to the ground.
"Give me one more month, your rent, I'll give you a penny less!"
With that, he was afraid that the landlord would not believe him, so he pulled out his work card, "You see, I'm now a security guard in Guangyuan, with a monthly salary of four thousand yuan, I can't afford your rent?"
The landlord held Qin dynasty's work card, carefully looked at it several times, for fear that this kid would get a fake card, and then live here for free for a month.
"Fine, I'll let you live for a month!" The landlord gritted his teeth and said, "But the rent has to be changed. That Mr. Zhang, a thousand yuan a month, a year's rent. You, this kid, give eight hundred a month, too little! "
"You have the nerve to ask for a thousand for this broken house!"
"If you don't want to live, then leave!"
Seeing the landlord's arrogant look, Qin dynasty was so angry that he gritted his teeth. "Fine, one thousand it is, after a month, I'll collect the rent!"
With that, he simply grabbed the landlord's collar, threw him out the door, and then slammed the door.
"His uncle, I'm so angry." Qin dynasty angrily lied down on the sofa that he just said was used to hide the body. 'Just one month, after a month, I, your father, will move to another place. Who wants to live in a broken house with bad feng shui? When I have money, I'll buy two villas to live, one for people, one for pigs! '
Qin dynasty was indulging in flights of fancy, when suddenly a very bitter woman's voice sounded under the sofa.
"Give me back my life …."
"What?" Qin dynasty was startled, thinking that he had misheard, he looked under the sofa.
He poked his head over, and at this time, under the dark sofa, a rotten hand suddenly crawled out.
"F * ck me!" Qin dynasty was so scared that his scalp exploded, his whole body went numb, and he fell backward, along with the sofa, fell to the ground.
At this time, under the sofa, there was nothing.
"I, your father, saw a ghost!" Qin dynasty wiped his cold sweat, it seemed that he was exhausted today, it was all an illusion.
"Hey, I'm not a ghost!" But then, a very sweet female voice sounded behind him.
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