"Ah!" Early in the morning, Qin dynasty was startled awake by an extremely ear-piercing scream.
"What are you doing so early in the morning!" The neighbor couple immediately protested. The young husband was quite elegant and asked loudly.
But his wife was very swift and fierce, slapping the wall and yelling.
"Can you f * cking keep your voice down when you watch AV!"
"You're the f * cking one who watches AV!" Qin dynasty suddenly became furious, jumped up from the sofa, and slapped the wall with his palm.
Only to hear a bang, the wall was suddenly smashed, a large piece of the wall was splashed out, and Qin dynasty himself was covered in dirt.
"What the f * ck, what happened!" He looked at the wall that was slapped with a palm print, feeling distressed and surprised at the same time. He looked at his hand, and then understood. It turned out that his body had completely absorbed the soul of the female ghost, and finally broke through and reached the stage of Qi Refining.
From now on, he could barely be regarded as a beginner of cultivation, and in the future, he would be a devil soul. In the future, even if his body did not turn into a devil, he could still reach the strength of a devil.
Not waiting for him to be surprised, his bedroom door was suddenly kicked open with a bang. Then, a beautiful girl wearing pink underwear and a red trench coat rushed out from the inside, holding a pillow in her hand, and smashed it at Qin dynasty's head.
"Beast, you're a beast!"
"Wait, wait!" Qin dynasty was suddenly hit in the face, and was confused. He stepped back again and again, avoiding Su Ji's crazy pillow attack.
"What are you doing? Did I offend you? "
"You beast, when I was asleep, you … you did that to me!" Su Ji's face was hanging with two lines of tears, and she did not care that when she waved her arms, she only desperately hit Qin dynasty.
And Qin dynasty was even more speechless, he finally understood what was going on.
"Hey, hey, you think too much!" Qin Dynasty snatched the pillow, but he didn't expect that Su Ji would hold it so tightly that he was thrown onto the sofa. Her trench coat was lifted up, revealing her snow-white skin and her voluptuous breasts …
"Ahem …" Qin dynasty restrained his desire and forcibly turned his head away.
"You're still playing dumb!" Su Ji also realized that her body was exposed. She blushed, wrapped her coat tightly around herself, and asked sternly.
"If you didn't do that, why were my clothes taken off?" As she spoke, her face became even redder, but her voice became lower, like a mosquito's.
"Also, also … what's with the bloodstains in the house …"
"Bloodstains?" Qin Dynasty was startled and thought, "Could it be that you happened to come here?" He ran into the house and saw the blood on the ground. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Big sister, that's my nosebleed okay!" With that, he stepped back and looked at Su Ji, whose face was as red as an apple, "I swear, I really didn't do anything to you. I saved you yesterday, but I couldn't wake you up. You were the one who changed your clothes. Don't you know that you were sleepwalking? "
"Ah … that's right, so I was sleepwalking …." Su Ji's small mouth turned into an O shape, suddenly realizing. Touching her smooth and tender face, she said, "How could I forget this, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you …."
Suddenly, she thought of something, and her face turned red. She jumped up, kicked Qin dynasty, and then rode on his body, her hands clutching his neck.
"Tell me, how much did you see!"
"Ahem …" Qin Dynasty was stunned by Su Ji's sudden attack. He blushed and shouted hoarsely, "I, I didn't see anything … I'm a gentleman."
"Only a ghost would believe your words!" Su Ji raised her small fist and punched Qin dynasty's chest several times. Not to mention, this chick is quite powerful. She probably practiced some Karate or something. Unfortunately, Qin dynasty is a cultivator. These punches may make other people vomit blood three times. But for Qin dynasty, it's not painful at all. It's more like flirting.
"It's true, I don't have a small d * ck to lie to you …" Qin Chao made a vow that men are most afraid of. That Su Ji, half believing and half doubting, reluctantly believed him and no longer hammered Qin Chao. "I didn't see any dew point …." Qin dynasty added a sentence in his heart.
"That … .Can you let me stand up …." Qin dynasty pointed at Su Ji who was riding on him. Although this soft feeling is very good … .But, ahem, it's still a bit awkward.
Su Ji's face turned red again. As if being pricked by a needle, she bounced up from Qin dynasty's body and jumped to the nearby sofa. "Looking at such a vicious vow, I'll believe you this time."
"That's right!" As soon as Qin dynasty got up, this chick exclaimed again, scaring Qin dynasty and made him sit on the ground again. Seeing this, Su Ji couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, "What are you doing? I'm not a devil. Look at how scared you are."
"If you're really a devil, I won't be so scared …." Qin dynasty remembered Luo Xi, that girl, got up and said, "You're my leader."
With that, seeing Su Ji's strange eyes, he quickly came to his senses. Dammit, the word 'leader' has too many meanings.
"Ahem, I mean, you're my boss."
"F * ck, you don't need to tell me, I know." Su Ji rolled her eyes. She wrapped her trench coat and excitedly asked Qin dynasty, "Why are you so timid? Yesterday, when you caught the female ghost, weren't you very powerful? By the way, was there really a female ghost yesterday? I only felt that I was in a trance, and then I fainted. Hmph, did you give me some kind of magic potion? "
"F * ck … .Nonsense!" In front of the beauty, Qin dynasty almost couldn't help but curse. He coughed twice and said, "There's no female ghost. Yesterday, there was a boy who deliberately made trouble, and I taught him a lesson. You're timid and disappointing, who can you blame? "
"Who's timid!" Hearing this, Su Ji immediately argued, "I'm timid, even bigger than a boy … .By the way, yesterday, I vaguely saw a bicycle flying in the sky?"
"And you said you're timid!" Qin dynasty immediately said, "Scared silly, can your bicycle fly in the sky?"
"That's true …." Su Ji pouted and nodded. But then she understood, kicked Qin Chao's calf, and angrily said, "You're the one who's scared silly, I told you I'm very courageous."
"I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat at home?" Su Ji suddenly like a withered eggplant, slumped on the sofa, "This lady is starving, I didn't eat anything last night, give me something to eat, boss …."
"You clearly made scrambled eggs with persimmons last night …." Qin dynasty said to Su Ji with cold sweat on his forehead.
"You're bragging, I don't know how to cook!" Su Ji rolled her eyes, pulled the remote control with her delicate little toe, and the TV turned on.
"Go get something to eat, this lady is starving … .If my breasts become small, you have to take full responsibility."
"You're starving to death …." Qin dynasty muttered, and smiled maliciously, "Then starve to death, I'm willing to take responsibility."
"You wish!" Su Ji shouted weakly, "I want to eat, I want to eat! If there's nothing at home, just order takeout! "
"What's so good about takeout?" Qin dynasty was defeated by this beauty. After all, she was his boss's sister, if he didn't treat her well, he would lose more than he gained by deducting his salary.
This guy went to the kitchen and began to make porridge for breakfast. Little girls like sweet things, so Qin dynasty began to make sweet potato porridge.
"Hey, you really don't know how to cook?" Qin dynasty popped his head out while making porridge, looked at the little beauty sitting on the sofa watching TV, and asked, "You clearly made scrambled eggs with persimmons last night, and you looked very skilled."
"Idiot, don't you know?" Su Ji rolled her eyes at him, pressed the remote control in her hand, and flipped through the channels, "Even if a woman can cook, she has to say that she can't cook. In this way, after we get married, she won't have to cook. "
"Holy sh * t …." Qin dynasty sweated again. Without saying anything, he went straight to the kitchen.
Not to mention anything else, Qin dynasty is good at cooking. Soon, the aroma of sweet potato porridge floated out from the kitchen and floated in front of Su Ji. The little beauty sniffed and could not help but follow the aroma to the kitchen.
"Hey, didn't you say you don't want to go to the kitchen? What are you doing here?" Qin dynasty looked at this gluttonous girl and rolled his eyes.
"I can't help myself … .And, I'm really hungry." With that, Su Ji felt wronged and touched her smooth belly. Seeing Qin dynasty's straight eyes, the little beauty rolled her eyes, picked up the pan next to her, and smacked his head.
"Pervert, where are you looking at?"
"I can't help myself …." Qin dynasty smiled, making Su Ji angry.
"Go to hell!"
She cooked sweet potato porridge and fried two eggs. Although it was the most common breakfast, Su Ji did not know why, but it was especially delicious.
"This is good …." The little beauty patted Qin dynasty's shoulder, and then, while he was not paying attention, snatched the fried egg from his plate, put it in her mouth, and said while eating, "How about you quit being the school's security guard and be my cook? I'll pay you … .Em, twenty thousand yuan a month! "
"Holy sh * t!" Qin dynasty, who just drank a mouthful of sweet potato porridge, directly sprayed it out. "As a cook, you'll pay me that much?"
"That's a lot?" Su Ji raised her eyebrows, gulped down a mouthful of porridge, and then said, "The chef in my family has an annual salary of one million yuan. How about it, do you want to consider it? "
"Forget it …." Qin dynasty was a little tempted, but he still shook his head, "I don't want to be a cook for my whole life. Maybe one day your taste will change, and you'll directly kick me out of the door. If that happens, I'll lose a lot. I'd rather be a small security guard, at least I don't have to worry about food and clothing, and I don't have to worry about losing my job! "
"You, you, you, you really don't want to make progress!" Su Ji immediately said resentfully. She greedily looked at Qin dynasty's big pot of sweet potato porridge, and said, "Such a good opportunity is given to you, but you don't want it, you're really a fool! In a while, I'll tell my sister and let her fire you. Let's see if you want to be a cook or not! "
"Ah? Don't …. "
"You say no and I don't want it? Hehe, little girl, just be obedient to this uncle …. "
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