"What is it? I'm waiting for you to take it out."
Qin Dynasty didn't move. He stood there with his arms crossed, waiting to see what kind of decent magic weapon Xiao Pan could take out.
"Humph, just wait and see. Don't be too surprised!"
Xiao Pan said. He took out something from his interspatial pouch and immediately took out something that really surprised Qin Dynasty.
"Dang, dang, dang! See? This is the magic weapon of your mortal world. Hahaha! "
Qin Dynasty looked at the magic weapon in Xiao Pan's hand.
It turned out to be a mobile phone!
And it was the oldest mobile phone!
What the hell, what was this guy doing!
"Humph, I heard from Yin Yanpeng that this thing can be used to transmit sound from a thousand miles away! And it's the range of the whole world! My voice transmitter definitely can't contact my senior sisters and brothers. I'll use this to call for reinforcements! They are much more powerful than me! At that time, I'll definitely beat you to a pulp! "
As he said, he opened the mobile phone. Seeing the number keys on it, he took a few glances and suddenly fell into deep thought.
After a long time, he asked.
"That … how do I use this thing?"
"…"
Qin Dynasty was speechless.
"Just call your Senior Sister and Senior Brother's phone number."
"Oh, oh, oh … I know. Actually, I'm just testing you."
Xiao Pan looked like it was a matter of course.
He reached out his hand and gestured on the phone a few times. Suddenly, he asked again.
"How do I call it?"
"What the hell, aren't you testing me?"
Qin Dynasty was speechless.
"See the number keys on it?"
"Yes, but these symbols are so strange. Are they what you said … number keys?"
How could Xiao Pan know Arabic numerals?
"What the hell."
Qin Dynasty had no choice but to jump and suddenly appear beside Xiao Pan, which startled Xiao Pan.
"You, you can't be shameless! I haven't used the magic weapon yet! "
"I'm not going to beat you. I'm going to teach you how to use the phone!"
Qin Dynasty rolled his eyes. He took the phone and pointed at the nine keys on it. "Look, this thing is called a number key. This is 1, this is 2 …"
He had to teach her the Arabic numerals as if he were teaching a child.
However, Xiao Pan seemed to be a genius. He only heard it once and he remembered it all.
"Oh oh oh, I know! So it's so interesting! "
Xiao Pan was very interested and played with the phone a few times.
"Alright, I'm going to look for external help now! You must be careful! "
"Hurry up and search. I don't have that much patience!"
The Qin dynasty was depressed. Why did they meet a muddle-headed ghost?
Fortunately, Mo Wuji did not need his help in the Mortal World. Mo Wuji only fancied his talent in smithing.
Also, he had an understanding of the eight ancient sects.
It could be said that he knew nothing about the eight ancient sects. With his help, he should be able to understand more.
As the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated.
"Yes, yes, yes … Oh right, what are the numbers of my Senior Brother and Senior Sister?"
His pleading gaze drifted to the Qin dynasty.
"What the heck, how would I know!"
The Qin dynasty was troubled.
Speaking of which, would those two old antiques have cell phones?
"Forget it, let's try their birth dates."
What the heck, this works?
Xiao Pan pressed a few buttons on the phone and finally pressed the dial button.
An elegant female voice could be heard from the phone.
"Sorry, your phone has been suspended due to arrears. Please pay the phone bill …"
"Eh? I have entered Senior Brother's birth date. Why is there a woman's voice? "
Xiao Pan still looked puzzled.
"Your phone is in arrears …"
The Qin dynasty was sweating profusely.
Can you be any funnier?
"Arrears? What do you mean by arrears? "
"I just don't have money, so I can't make calls!"
"Huh? I need money to make calls in the Mortal World? "
"Nonsense, of course! Everything in the Mortal World needs money, okay? You even need to buy condoms for sex! "
"Err, I don't understand what you are saying … But my Dharma treasure …"
"Your Dharma treasure is not useful."
The Qin dynasty shrugged, "What other skills do you have? Show them to me."
"I, I don't have other good Dharma treasures …"
Xiao Pan looked aggrieved, "Boohoo, I agreed to go down the mountain to help Yin Yanpeng because he said this treasure was very good. Liar, this liar, he lied to me! I don't care, I want to go back to the sect, I want to go back to the sect … God, how can I go back to the sect … "
With that, this guy actually began to wipe his tears.
The cold sweat of the Qin dynasty came down again.
Why is this guy like a child?
"Forget it, it's just a Dharma treasure, I will give it to you."
The Qin dynasty said, took out his counterfeit cell phone, and removed the SIM card inside.
He couldn't give him the SIM card, but he didn't care about the phone.
"What is this?"
"Cell phone, the Dharma treasure of the Mortal World that you said."
"You liar!"
Xiao Pan immediately shouted, "Look at this, there isn't even an antenna on it, how can it be a cell phone! Yin Yanpeng said that the cell phone needs a big antenna to receive the signal. "
"He lied to you."
The Qin dynasty simply said, "Nowadays, the cell phone doesn't need such a stupid thing as an antenna. You take this, I will get you a SIM card some day, then you can make a phone call and play. "
"Oh? This, is this really a cell phone? "
"Of course, and mine is more advanced. Not only can you make a phone call, but you can also play games."
"Play games? What is playing games? "
Xiao Pan blinked his eyes.
"That's it, look."
As Qin dynasty said, he jumped to the only game in the cell phone, Tetris.
"See, this game. You use these few things, connect them together, and you can eliminate one grid. Next to it are points, the more points you eliminate, the more points you get. If it's full, you lose. The record above is my points, more than 10,000 points, no one can break it yet! "
This was the pride of the Qin dynasty when he was in college.
"This, this is so interesting …"
Xiao Pan took it, fiddled with it, and actually began to get addicted!
He clicked on the screen, his eyes shining.
"Aiya aiya, I succeeded in eliminating it! Now I need a stick, I want a stick! "
Damn, this is too evil.
Looking at Xiao Pan who was absorbed in playing, the Qin dynasty suddenly snatched the cell phone.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing! I'm about to get the stick! "
Xiao Pan was extremely anxious.
"Our bet is not finished yet."
The Qin dynasty shrugged, "Let's continue first, we'll talk later. I want to leave this thing for my follower. "
"I, I don't have any magic weapon that can be used …"
Xiao Pan's eyes never left the Qin dynasty's counterfeit cell phone.
"So you admit defeat?"
"I, I …"
Xiao Pan seemed to be somewhat unwilling, but Qin Chao, on the other hand, shook his mobile phone.
"I, I agree!"
For the cell phone, for the Tetris, Xiao Pan finally gritted his teeth and agreed, "But, you have to take me to see more fun things! Only then! "
"Don't worry, there are a lot of fun things."
The Qin dynasty snickered in his heart. Motherf * cker, I really didn't expect that a counterfeit cell phone of 300 yuan could actually bribe a blacksmith master of the eight ancient sects.
"There are not many things in the mortal world, but there are a lot of fun things."
"Sigh … It's over, I actually betrayed the sect …"
Xiao Pan couldn't wait to take the cell phone again from the Qin dynasty, and then couldn't help but shake his head, "If Master knew, he would definitely kill me."
"You like immortal cultivation?"
"I don't like it, it's so boring … I prefer to fiddle with things and refine all kinds of magic weapons, it's my favorite!"
Xiao Pan said while playing Tetris.
Looking at his excited look, Qin dynasty suddenly remembered how he played Tetris when he was a child and found the game that his mother hid at home.
At that time, the Little Tyrant had just risen, and this kind of handheld that could play Tetris was the mainstream entertainment tool.
"That's right, since you don't like immortal cultivation, why do you stay in the eight ancient sects?"
The Qin dynasty smiled and said, "Here, I won't force you to cultivate."
"Really?"
Xiao Pan looked at the Qin dynasty in surprise, "Doesn't your sect need powerful experts?"
Nurturing disciples to become talents and become the backbone of the sect was something that every sect did.
"Of course we need, but not you."
The Qin dynasty smiled and said, "You prefer blacksmithing, so why don't we let you do more blacksmithing to serve the sect! If we force you to cultivate, you won't be able to cultivate and it will also delay your blacksmithing. Wouldn't the gains not make up for the losses? Therefore, I never force people to do things that they don't like to do. You can do whatever you like here with me. "
"That's, that's, that's great!"
Xiao Pan was overjoyed, "I realized that I didn't follow you for nothing! Alright then, but I have another request. "
"What request? Say it. "
"I won't be enemies with the Taiyi Sect, so if Senior Brothers and Senior Sisters or our sect find trouble with you, I definitely won't do anything."
"Then you still want to go back?"
"That won't happen, the sect is so boring. Now that I'm a member of the Rakshasa Sect, if Senior Brothers and Senior Sisters or my Master find trouble with me, you have to take care of them for me! "
Xiao Pan said with a smile.
The Qin dynasty suddenly had a bad feeling. Why did he feel like he had been tricked?
"Does your Master dote on you?"
"Very much, and he has high hopes for me."
Xiao Pan said, "Because I'm gifted with the True Moral Fire, I'm a peerless talent for cultivating Dharma weapons."
"Damn! The True Moral Fire! "
Luo De suddenly shouted in the heart of the Qin dynasty, "Brat, I thought you found a fool! Motherf * cker! I didn't expect you to pick up a treasure this time! "
"Huh? Why do you say that? "
"The True Moral Fire! It's the best blacksmithing flame! With this flame, the Dharma weapons refined are dozens of times more powerful than ordinary ones! Moreover, if you want to forge or even repair Dharma weapons, only the True Moral Fire can do it! "
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