"Wen Hui would like to remind everyone that this ordinary member's review might not be very professional. It only represents his personal opinion and does not represent the station's position!" Wen Hui gave everyone a warning in a serious manner. Hearing this, the audience laughed so hard that they were rocking back and forth, tears flying.
Following that.
Lin Dong appeared on the screen.
The first thing he said was, "Put a mosaic on me too!"
In the end, his request was rejected by Wenhui. "Only professionals can censor mosaics. You're not one!"
"I also have the right to privacy, alright!" Lin Dong's expression was a little aggrieved. It was too sad that they were treating him like this.
"Alright, then I'll censor it for you!" Wen Hui compromised and nodded her head.
Then, the name that Lin Dong displayed on the screen was blurred out.
This was the treatment of non-professionals!
The audience saw it.
They burst out laughing.
You are all crosstalk actors who have been held back by the host and Cork's family! I asked you to give a serious review of the mecha, but you just casually gave us a funny joke? If you do this, can we still watch the review properly? What happened to being serious and serious?
"Pfft, I thought I could stand up and watch TV. I didn't expect that I would quickly kneel down again!"
"What a joke. You will pay with your lives!"
"Isn't it just a knee? If you want it, then take it! "
"You are all too young. Learn from me. I never thought of standing up. I just maintained my kneeling position. It saves me energy!"
"I know that Blockhead is very funny. After all, there was no normal person in the dormitory he lived in. It's reasonable for him to be infected. Besides, he often shows his chuunibyou side in public. But when did my Sister Hui become so funny? I really don't know! Ahhhhhh... Such a funny Sister Hui, I really want one! "
"The screen is dirty. No, I have to lick it!"
"Can you guys calm down a little? I hate fanboys and girls like you the most. Young people don't study properly, don't work properly, and don't have anything. You only know how to chase stars all day! Shouldn't idol-chasing be something that we, who have the financial ability and free time to retire and have nothing better to do? "
"Sir, you're turning too fast. Please leave a steering wheel for us youngsters!"
"A set of kneecaps for Old Driver!"
"Steady!"
"Old driver, bring me along!"
After the mosaic was removed, Lin Dong could finally comment with peace of mind.
Of course, he obviously didn't know that the mosaic was only his name displayed on the screen. Moreover, the mosaic was so thin that it could even be called a work of conscience. If otakus watched cavalry mosaics with such conscience, then they would definitely be moved to tears!
"After the mosaic is removed, are you sure that no one can recognize me?" Lin Dong suddenly asked.
"You have to trust our technicians!" Wen Hui nodded seriously.
"Then I can comment without worry!" Lin Dong was overjoyed.
"Pu!"
"Poor Blockhead!"
"This story tells everyone not to trust the mosaic!"
"Looking at Blockhead's cautious expression, I really can't help it. It's so funny!"
"Sister Hui's serious expression is the biggest highlight!"
"Yes, I almost believed it!"
"That's enough!"
"I'm not laughing, I want to watch the TV review. I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, pu …"
"Regarding the large mecha, I think it might be real! Because, what? The professionals said it was fake? Just now they said that the large mecha was fake? Ah, this, then it might be fake. Yes, it is fake! " Lin Dong had a serious look on his face as he commented. Then, when he heard Wen Hui say that the professionals had judged the large mecha to be fake, he was immediately dumbfounded. In the end, he quickly changed his words!
"Blockhead, where do you stand?"
"Are you a clown hired by a monkey?"
"Haha, can't you guys give a proper review? I always thought this was a very serious topic! "
"I'll give you 100 likes for this review!"
"Same here!"
"Then, why do you think the large mecha in the video is fake? I know you're not professional, but I want to know from your perspective, how did you judge it? Don't you think it's very realistic? It has good mobility, powerful firepower, and an extremely high hit rate, etc. All of these, from another perspective, show that it is more like a large-scale mecha that represents the latest technological power! "Wenhui began her questioning.
"Yes! I also think this test is very good! "Lin Dong nodded.
"Then, why do you think it's fake?" Wen Hui asked.
"Fake … Err, didn't the professionals already prove it to be fake? I don't know why, but I can be sure that it's fake! "Lin Dong explained seriously.
"Hahahaha!"
"This explanation is the most reasonable one I've ever seen in my life!"
"There's nothing better than this explanation!"
"Did you guys notice that Blockhead, who had prepared a stomach full of manuscripts and was ready to give a vigorous review, was led into a ditch by Sister Hui! Before Sister Hui even started her review, she already said that the professionals had proven that the large mecha was fake. At that time, Blockhead's expression was very desperate! "
"She also felt Blockhead's despair!"
"Blockhead is so pitiful!"
"I feel that Blockhead's dumbfounded expression was so cute that it could bleed!"
"Ding dong, successfully collected a fragment of Blockhead's dumbfounded expression!"
"When the video is out, I have to watch it a hundred times!"
"Same here!"
"Since you think it's fake, what do you think about this large mecha that looks real but is actually fake?" Wen Hui asked again.
"My opinion … I think it's too fake, just like the real thing! Anyway, I can't see any flaws. Yes, I'm a professional! But it's definitely fake. Everyone should believe in the judgment of the professionals. My opinion is just an illusion! Is it real or fake? You didn't deliberately lead me into a ditch, did you? You've already confirmed that it's fake, right? Are you 100% sure? You're 100% sure, right? Alright, then it's a fake. Although it looks real, it's still a fake! My opinion, my opinion is that this thing is too confusing. I almost fell for it! " As Lin Dong spoke, he even seriously asked Wenhui for confirmation. Only when he finally got the answer that it was indeed false did he completely give up and admit defeat.
"Blockhead is really too pitiful. Boohoo, Sister Hui, you're so heartless. You led our Blockhead into a ditch and even tried to interrogate him!"
"I just want to know how Blockhead is feeling right now!"
"His heart must be broken, needless to say!"
"Haha!"
"I have a question. After the interview, will Sister Hui get hit in the butt by Blockhead?"
"Sister Hui is really going all out for the sake of viewership ratings!"
"Does' One Thing a Day 'still lack viewership ratings?"
"To be precise, Sister Hui is doing this to give us viewers a huge benefit. It's rare to see Blockhead being fooled like this. It's so satisfying!"
"My heart aches for my husband!"
"I suddenly feel that Blockhead is actually a human. Everyone has misunderstood him. If he's an alien, he'll definitely jump up and shoot around with a laser gun, right?"
"I also feel that if Blockhead is a human, it's impossible for an alien not to know what a mecha is!"
"Sure enough, different professions are worlds apart!"
"Even the world's number one genius genetic scientist has been dominated by a large-scale mecha before. Let me ask you guys, are you afraid?"
"If the large-scale mecha in the video is fake, then what do you think about this thing that came from the outside? This is obviously a fake thing, so what's the use of creating it? It's impossible for something to be created without meaning, right? If what we saw is fake, then is there a real large-scale mecha? "Wen Hui threw out a few questions in succession.
"For real? I'm afraid there's no real large-scale mecha! If the professionals say there isn't, then there definitely isn't! As for my opinion, it's just too hateful. When I saw the large-scale mecha, I thought it was real. I really wanted one! Who would have thought that it was fake? I reckon that someone must have known that I really like mecha and deliberately made this thing to deceive my feelings! No, I'm saying that they might have used this thing to mislead us! Since it's fake, then there's nothing more to say. If I knew it was fake, I wouldn't have come! No, it's not that I don't want to come and participate in your program. I'm saying that there's no need for me to be happy about a fake mecha. I originally wanted to try and see if I could replicate one, but I didn't expect it to be fake … "Lin Dong shook his head and sighed, looking as if he had come to the wrong place.
"Blockhead's feelings have been deceived. What a delightful thing to see. Congratulations!"
"Congratulations!"
"Congratulations + 1"
"Congratulations + 2!"
"Just now, you said you wanted to replicate a mecha? Did you always have such a plan? "Wen Hui suddenly paid attention to a certain detail.
"No, I was just bored. No, I just had an idea after work. I happened to see the large-scale mecha in the video, so I thought that maybe I could try in this direction! But since it's fake, then I think it's better to forget about it. I'm not a professional in this field anyway. I'd better spend more time on other things! "Lin Dong quickly waved his hand.
"Although it's fake, do you think that with our strength, we can replicate a large-scale mecha similar to the one in the video?" Wen Hui looked at Lin Dong.
"We can't make a real mecha, but we should be able to replicate a fake one, right? I think it's possible. Maybe the experts are among the people. We don't need the power of the regular army. We, the ordinary people, can make it! "Lin Dong expressed his belief that the experts were among the people.
"Even if we can make it, it shouldn't be able to move, right?" Wen Hui was a little doubtful.
"Put more batteries inside. We don't need the cockpit anymore. All the space saved can be used for batteries. Then, we can install a few more engines … Are you sure that the mecha in the video is fake? You're really not lying to me? Just answer me seriously once. Okay, okay, I got it. I'm going back … If it's fake, what else can I talk about? Looking at a fake mecha, my heart is in despair! I want a real mecha. There's nothing to say about a fake one! How about this, I'll go back and ask the class monitor if she can allocate some funds for this project. Let's give it a try and see if we can make a real mecha … "Lin Dong spread his hands, indicating that he didn't have anything to say.
"Do you think the class monitor will agree to you taking out a sum of money and wasting it?" Wen Hui asked with a smile.
"I don't think so … Sigh, I don't have a lot of money. Forget it, I'm going back!" Lin Dong said at the end and left dejectedly.
"The above is a non-professional comment from a regular member. Everyone, especially children, please don't imitate it!" Wen Hui gave Lin Dong a critical hit at the end of the program.
The audience in front of the screen laughed and rolled on the floor.
This comment.
It's really too unprofessional!
However, everyone really wants to see this kind of unprofessional comment every day!
Especially the emojis inside the wooden block. It's not a problem to put together a full emoji pack. Moreover, it can be split into several kinds of emojis for three consecutive attacks.
For example, this one: Put a mosaic on me too! Are you sure you can't recognize who I am? This way, I can comment without worry!
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