The girl nodded. "I've heard of it, but I don't know Kung Fu!"
Paul immediately waved his hand. "No, no, no. Don't be like this. We are not having a serious academic discussion. We are just having a good chat! Okay? You must know Kung Fu. Everyone on Dong Mountain knows it. And you definitely know it. Everyone here knows Kung Fu. You just keep it a secret and don't want to tell the outside world! "
The onlookers refuted his beautiful misunderstanding. "Some people do know Kung Fu, but not everyone knows it. I don't know it!"
"I don't know it either!"
"I don't think anyone here knows it!"
"Only a few people have learned it, and they may not be very good at it. It's too much of an exaggeration to say that everyone knows it!"
"Foreigners are always like this. They think everyone here knows Kung Fu!"
"It's funny that such a thing can happen in the information age!"
"I don't know whether to laugh or cry!"
"Hey, didn't the experts from Treasure Island say that we can't afford the Herbal Tea Eggs?"
"That's slander! It's not a matter of intelligence anymore. It's a matter of our butts! "
"Wait a minute. I'm thinking about something. If foreigners think everyone here knows Kung Fu, will there be a new threat? Genetic potions, strengthening potions, and youth potions have already scared them to death. If they knew that everyone knows Kung Fu, they would be worried for nothing! "
The more they talked, the happier they were.
Finally, they burst out laughing.
The street was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
Paul snorted at these retorts. "Listen, I'm not like those idiots in the West who never open their eyes. You can fool them with your words, but you can't fool me! You don't know Kung Fu? You've been learning Kung Fu since you were young. Except for Saturday, you've been learning it every day! "
Someone suddenly reacted. "Isn't that radio calisthenics?"
Paul rolled his eyes. "Radio calisthenics. Yes, you've changed the name. But it doesn't change the fact that 'Baduanjin' changed its name to deceive us foreigners! Do you think I can't even find such a small piece of information? "
"What!" The onlookers were shocked.
The radio calisthenics they learned in elementary school was actually Kung Fu?
Is this for real?
Could it be that they had unknowingly learned a peerless Kung Fu? But if the broadcast gymnastics was Kung Fu, it didn't look like a peerless Kung Fu!
Paul talked incessantly. "Your Eight Element Brocade is divided into Sitting Eight Element Brocade, Standing Eight Element Brocade, Northern Eight Element Brocade, Southern Eight Element Brocade, Literary Eight Element Brocade, Martial Eight Element Brocade, Shaolin Eight Element Brocade, Tai Chi Eight Element Brocade, Twelve Element Brocade, Sixteen Element Brocade, and the new Eight Element Brocade that you've modified and improved … You're all very modest. Your characteristic is that you're introverted and secretive. Just like Mr. Wood, he always hides the best things and secretly provides them for you to use, while promoting them to the outside world!"
"No way! Radio calisthenics were really adapted from Kung Fu? This is the first time I've heard of it! "
"This is also the first time I've heard of it!"
"If radio gymnastics is Kung Fu, then I have learned it before!"
"I suddenly have an inexplicable feeling in my heart. The broadcast gymnastics is actually so awesome. To think that I used to flame those dance scammers on the internet. I didn't expect that I was one of the dance losers! After knowing this truth, should I cry or laugh? "
"Do any of you have cultivated a little bit of skill? Don't tell me that you've quietly become a peerless master and are still pretending not to know anything? "
"I reckon that this thing requires talent. Without talent, it's just radio calisthenics!"
"What about those with talent?"
"If there's really talent, then it's Fellow Student Blockhead who learned it!"
"Sigh, you don't say. It's really possible. After all, Student Blockhead has never been under the tutelage of a famous teacher or received any secret techniques. For him to suddenly become so awesome, he might really have learned it from radio calisthenics!"
"Haha, radio calisthenics has suddenly become so high and mighty. I can't accept it!"
"You guys are talking nonsense. Student Blockhead is obviously an alien. How could he become a peerless master just by practicing radio calisthenics! This doesn't make sense! Your opinions are all heresy. In front of the Great Science School, all Kung Fu is nothing. Ah, that's not right. It should be said that all Kung Fu is radio calisthenics! That's right. If that's the case, then it's much more scientific! "
"I don't think that Student Blockhead is an alien, nor is he a peerless master. Instead, he has obtained a system that allows him to level up by continuously taking on missions! Don't you see that he's desperately spending money? That's because he's doing missions to accumulate experience! "
Paul felt dizzy as he listened.
He quickly stopped him.
Do you think it's easy for me to interview a young lady?
And according to my preliminary assessment, this young lady definitely knows Kung Fu. She might even be the most outstanding in her team.
"Everyone, please be quiet. I'll have a chat with my dear Nuonuo first. Please cooperate. Thank you everyone!" Of course, Paul was not an ordinary person. On the surface, he was a special correspondent for the Big Apple Times. In fact, he had another identity, and that was the super rookie of the Eagle Head Flag team. He was the elite of the elites, and one of the core members of the Eagle Eye team that belonged to Dong Mountain.
"I don't have much time. I'll only answer three of your questions." Nuonuo and her senior sister had come out to settle down in Dong Mountain with their master. Because they had just moved here, they went out to familiarize themselves with the surroundings.
"Alright. Thank you very much, kind and cute Nuonuo!" Paul knew that this kind of interview opportunity was very rare.
Here on Dong Mountain.
People who knew Kung Fu were very low-key.
Other than Lu Guoqiang and Chen Changfeng, who founded the martial arts class, it was impossible for others to get close to them. They were especially uninterested in foreigners.
"Can you answer my previous question? I'm asking if you can tell me the truth. Do you know Kung Fu? "Paul asked with a kind face.
"No!" Nuonuo shook her head.
"Can you tell me the truth? I'll keep it a secret for you, okay?" Paul made a pleading gesture.
"I really don't know. I haven't even learned broadcast gymnastics, so I don't know any Kung Fu at all!" Nuonuo expressed that she did not know Kung Fu. The senior sister behind her all nodded in support of her statement. They really did not know anything about Kung Fu. What they learned was not Kung Fu, but something else.
"Alright!" Paul knew that it would be very difficult to get confirmation from Nuonuo. He could only nod with a little disappointment and change the question. "Nuonuo, what innate conditions do you think are needed to learn Kung Fu?"
"There shouldn't be any conditions, right?" Nuonuo blinked her big eyes. Didn't they just have to pay to learn?
"Can you give me an answer?" Paul looked at Nuonuo.
"I haven't learned it before, so I don't know!" Nuonuo shook her head.
"Alright!" Paul felt a little hopeless. It seemed like he was looking for a legendary disciple. Nuonuo was not willing to reveal anything. However, he did not want to give up. After searching for so long on Dong Mountain, it was extremely rare to find someone as young and outstanding as Nuonuo. A young martial artist that could shock him with a single glance. So, no matter what, he wanted to get some useful information from her. "Then the third question. Do you know any Kung Fu experts? In other words, the Guo Shu experts that you guys talk about, the hidden experts! "
"I do!" Nuonuo tilted her head and thought for a moment. "Master Lu and Master Chen are holding a class in the plaza. Foreigners can also go and sign up!"
"Alright!" Paul felt like vomiting blood.
Who didn't know Lu Guoqiang and Chen Changfeng?
The problem was.
Although they knew Kung Fu, they were definitely not the best Kung Fu experts!
The real experts on Dong Mountain were not famous. They might be old men who looked ordinary on the surface, but if they really fought, they could beat Lu and Chen to the ground with a single punch.
"Actually, you foreigners don't need to worry about whether we know Kung Fu or not. Even if we learned Kung Fu at the level of broadcast gymnastics, it would be useless. That's for children to train their bodies. There's no martial arts to speak of, and it's not a Kung Fu for beating people! We learn broadcast gymnastics during class. We learn to move our muscles and bones and relax. That's completely useless! "
"That's right. In my opinion, you foreigners are much better at fitness and boxing than us learning broadcast gymnastics!"
"If there's really a threat, it's you guys who are threatening us!"
"Earth's village chief is still you guys!"
"We're still developing. We're far behind you guys in all aspects. You guys are the boss, you guys are the best, so you don't have to be afraid of us. We've never thought of invading others. We just want to live our own lives behind closed doors. This isn't a threat, right?"
"The air in your bald eagle is so sweet. I traveled there a while ago and almost got drunk on oxygen!"
"I was also scared out of my wits by the air of freedom and came back!"
"If you think broadcast gymnastics is really that powerful, I don't mind showing you my skills. By the way, I still remember how to perform the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics!"
"You also learned the eighth set?"
"Yes!"
"Then it seems that we're brothers from the same sect!"
When the onlookers saw that Paul valued Kung Fu so much, they couldn't help but surround him and feed him waves of milk without any explanation.
Back then, you foreigners came here to do business and gave us a lot of poisonous milk.
Now it's time for us to return it.
When Paul struggled to squeeze out of the crowd, Nuonuo and her senior sisters had already gone far away.
"Sigh!"
Paul shook his head and sighed, slowly leaving. He didn't know how long it would take for him to find a very special observation target like today. If they were on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, it would be easy. He would find a way to capture the little girl, and he didn't believe that he wouldn't be able to interrogate her. The problem was that this was Dong Mountain. If he dared to step out of line, he would be torn into pieces immediately.
The colleagues who died in the hands of Fox and Enoko Kazama weren't just one or two.
Everyone who wanted to do something.
They were all dead.
There was no need for any evidence.
As long as Fox and Enoko Kazama knew that someone was doing something, then that person's head would be moved, or he would dive deep into the Dong Mountain Bay to accompany the fish and shrimps there.
The most damnable thing was the underground mercenary world here. They tried every possible way to inquire about information all day long in order to please the two female killing stars.
They held the strengthening potion in their hands.
They couldn't get the gene potion.
The strengthening potion also made the underground mercenary world crazy.
Therefore, the environment here was really bad. No one could trust them, including their colleagues.
Peach Blossom Hollow Silver Oak Union Club.
Paul walked into the hall.
He sat on the swivel chair in front of the bar with a little exhaustion and snapped his fingers. "A glass of brandy!"
Next to him, a middle-aged black man with curly hair and diamond earrings put down the glass in his hand and looked over with a smile. "Paul, long time no see! How is it? How's your research project going? "
"It's almost 80% completed!" Paul looked very relaxed on the surface, but there was a hint of vigilance in the depths of his eyes. Next to him was his colleague, Johnson, who was also one of the core members. However, the partners he had worked with had changed five times, and he was the only survivor. Paul had always been a nodding acquaintance with this Mr. Johnson. He felt that if he got a little closer, he would be quietly killed by the other party.
"That's not bad. My project isn't even 60% completed!" Johnson's "research" project was another important thing.
The strengthening potion.
Anyone who dared to investigate this thing in depth would not be far from having their head removed.
Johnson was able to investigate so much information under such harsh conditions. It was hard to imagine his ability.
Paul definitely didn't want to talk to him about the strengthening potion. He believed that if he said a few more words, a mercenary who was pretending to be drinking but was actually eavesdropping would immediately call Fox and Enoko Kazama.
"I think the last 20% is the most difficult!" Paul drank the brandy in one gulp and was ready to pay the bill.
"Paul, with all due respect, I don't think Kung Fu is that mysterious. Really, as an old friend, I want to tell you the truth. Kung Fu is only good for movies, it doesn't have much practical value! I never thought that radio gymnastics could improve the physical fitness of the people of Ancestral Dragon, and I don't think it can be used in actual combat! " Johnson was almost dismissive of Kung Fu. He thought that if there were no genetic potions or strengthening potions, all techniques and mental cultivation methods were nonsense.
"Johnson, please allow me and you to keep our opinions!" Paul shook his head.
He didn't want to talk more with Johnson.
He didn't want to say that he had never looked at it, so what he saw in his arrogant eyes were all stupid and ridiculous prejudices.
What did a real master look like? Was it a genetic soldier with a lot of muscles? That's not it! A real master might be an old man with white hair and beard, or a little girl who looked so weak that a gust of wind could blow her away!
Paul didn't know Kung Fu, but he believed in his eyes.
If he had to choose between the two.
Then he would choose the little girl who said she didn't know Kung Fu, instead of Lu Guoqiang who taught Kung Fu every day. He even thought that if the two were to compete, the little girl who looked so weak might be able to send Lu Guoqiang flying with one punch … This was the secret of Kung Fu, something that ordinary people couldn't even come into contact with!
Learning radio gymnastics seemed to be useless.
But.
If the physical fitness of the people improved, then what would the result be? Kung Fu masters would come out like a geyser!
Radio gymnastics was the basic of the basics. It didn't seem to be a threat on the surface, but in fact, it was a necessity to determine the upper echelons of society. It was also a secret method for Ancestral Dragon to quietly improve the physical fitness of the people!
Everyone who laughed at them should reflect on themselves.
Why would such a huge, ambitious, and prosperous country do such a useless thing for so long?
Why did they require students to start learning and training from a young age?
Could it be.
Wasn't this preparation for something?
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