At night.
After the news, it was time for the Daily Event.
"My friends often say that I'm not loyal and don't share good things with everyone. In order to reverse this prejudice, I've decided to share a huge secret with everyone." Wen Hui said in front of the camera that she was going to reveal something. The people who were concerned about her movements suddenly became energetic. They hadn't heard from Lin Dong and the class leader for a long time. Was she going to reveal their recent movements?
The camera turned.
The new person had a back view that was somewhat similar to Lin Dong.
Everyone thought that this person was Lin Dong, but when they turned around, they found out that it was an ordinary person with a similar figure.
How to describe this person?
Not ugly.
But not handsome.
His facial features had no characteristics at all.
If you passed by this face on the street, it was guaranteed that you would completely forget it after a second.
Facing the camera, this ordinary-looking man used a comb to comb his hair and carefully dressed himself. Then he put on carefully prepared clothes that fit him well. Finally, he sprayed a little magic perfume on his body …
When he was done, he began to introduce himself to the camera.
"My name is Wang Fan, I'm a volunteer for the Star of Hope. I usually fly all over the country and I'm often so busy that I almost never rest. It's not that I'm dissatisfied with the work arranged by the class leader, but there are too many people who need help all over the country. It's so many that I feel guilty even if I stop for a day. Another reason why I don't take a break is that I don't want to eat other people's dog food during the holidays. A single dog's holiday is the scariest thing in the world! "
"The Star of Hope has the most cute girls. Even if you don't want to eat them, there will be a lot of dog food forced into your mouth!"
"Perhaps many people are curious, young man, why don't you find a girlfriend?"
"I …"
"Do you think it's possible for me to find a girlfriend with this face of mine?"
"I've been aware of my ultimate position as a minor character in the lives of those winners in life since I was in university!"
"My dad told me that I have to be confident. Men who don't look good often find beautiful wives! Back then, I believed it was true. I waited and waited, waiting for a beautiful wife to fall from the sky, waiting for a beautiful girl to fall in love with me in the crowd! In the end, as you can see, I waited for ten years before I found out that my father had given me a big bowl of chicken soup! "
"My friends always advise me to find a random one. They say that it's all the same even if the lights go out.
"I thought, if finding a wife is just for that, then I don't need to find one, because life is f * cking me every day! What else do I have to look for? I'll just stretch out my legs and enjoy it. I do want to find a wife, but it's really not for that. Alright, that's also very important, but I hope to find a sister that I can share a common language with. Apart from living a shameless life together, we can also do something for the future together. We can't just live a life of eating and waiting for death! "
"Maybe some people think that I'm a very pretentious person, but as long as you've experienced our work, your thinking will generally change. Because the things we come into contact with are really … So, we still hope that we can be of some use, have some ideals, and be able to do something practical for others!"
"What can I do as a single dog who is already quite old, and whose face is even more anxious than his age to leave his real age behind?"
"Blind date?"
"No house, no car!"
"The possibility of success is even lower than if Blockhead wasn't an alien!"
"Sigh, I forgot. Let's cut this part. As a member of the Star of Hope, I must be disciplined and keep this secret for Blockhead! I'd better talk about blind date. Yesterday, my colleague introduced me to a girl! Don't get me wrong, my colleague is not a scapegoat. She's a very caring girl. Although she doesn't like me, she sympathizes with my unfortunate experience and decided to introduce me to a girl … According to her, her great duty is to destroy stubborn single dogs like me in the Star of Hope! "
"I'm so touched!"
"Finally, someone pays attention to single dogs!"
"Even if I'm the target of destruction, I still feel very happy. The world is really full of love!"
"For the blind date, I purposely put on my most formal attire and even sprayed perfume! This bottle of magic perfume is the ultimate weapon lent to me by the loving dog killer girl. In order to destroy single dogs, she's going all out! "
"Of course, if I only sprayed a little magic perfume, it's impossible for someone like me to go on a blind date. The girl who comes on a blind date isn't a bug in the Death Valley, she won't be moved by a little magic perfume! My friends, this is the time to truly embody the welfare of the Star of Hope's life. I'm not bragging, but if you also have a leader called class leader, then you'll definitely feel this collective warmth! Yes, I got something that may change the trajectory of my entire life. You guessed it right, it's this! "
"A holographic watch!"
"With it, I can become a handsome guy!"
"Cough, maybe you don't believe it, in fact, I don't believe it myself, but I found that with a little change, I can still … Let's put it this way, I still retain a trace of the potential to become handsome in my ordinariness, and the holographic watch just perfectly unearthed it!"
"After I become handsome, you'll definitely say, wow, there's not only makeup, plastic surgery, and Photoshop in this world, but there's also an ultimate evil skill that can increase special effects and cause visual errors by wearing a watch. It's quietly walking into our Dong Mountain! Yes, I also think it's too much. In the future, the basic trust between people will be gone. It's hard to tell who's handsome and who's beautiful. In the future, fans who want to follow their idols won't dare to say that they're handsome or beautiful, because the idols can be like me in private. They're not obviously handsome, or they're so beautiful that it's hard to believe! "
"Then should I use this holographic watch?"
"If I'm a very honest, honest, and principled person, I'll definitely refuse the class monitor's concern for us single dogs, refuse to wear the holographic watch, and continue to walk the world as a supporting character, silently contributing like a grain of sand by the sea."
"There's no if!"
"Yes, you heard me right, there's no if!"
"In order to have a successful blind date, I don't care if it's a holographic watch or an alien's technological box! As long as I can get rid of my single status, I don't mind using any tool! "
"Please don't underestimate a single dog. In order to get rid of his single status, in order to not eat the dog food scattered by others, he'll do anything! So what if Blockhead is an alien? So what if he uses a holographic watch or something else to control my brain and make me live in the illusion of my mother? So what if Dong Mountain and the whole world become The Matrix? I don't care! I only want a wife. The great mission of defeating Blockhead and saving the world should be left to the American soldiers. They're omnipotent in the movies, and they're probably just as powerful in reality! So I only want a wife by my side, and the two of us can eat melon seeds and watch the show! "
"Don't tell me you don't have a wife!"
"For a wife!"
"No, for love!"
"I've bravely sacrificed myself. You guys with wives shouldn't try it. This thing is said to be very dangerous. It can control human brain waves and thoughts. Don't be fooled. I'm handsome alone … No, I mean, I'm the only one who will be fooled!"
He put on the holographic watch. Of course, the lens was also equipped with special lenses.
Wang Fan, who was as ordinary as a passerby, was single.
He suddenly became a hundred times more handsome!
Hmm!
How should I put it?
The audience realized that this person was not much more handsome even if he became a hundred times more handsome. He just became more pleasing to the eye … Of course, everyone understood. After all, this degree of handsomeness was already the limit of his life. Based on his original hardware foundation, it was already a miracle that the holographic watch could use special effects to forcefully excavate to this extent!
The handsome Wang Fan went on a blind date.
The camera followed closely.
The person on the blind date seemed to be a very beautiful girl who had an exceptionally sweet smile and was glowing all over.
It was not important that he had no money, no house, and no car. Members of the Star of Hope were still quite popular. The most important thing was that the girl said that Wang Fan was quite handsome, far exceeding her expectations in her mind.
Hearing this, the audience all burst into laughter.
Girl, you didn't see what he looked like before he put on the holographic watch!
However, some sharp-eyed audience members noticed that the beautiful girl was also wearing a pink watch that seemed to be a holographic watch on her wrist.
The blind date went smoothly. Wang Fan confessed to the girl that he was actually not that handsome in real life. The very considerate and understanding girl expressed that she could understand. After all, when it came to talent, looks were not that important!
Then the girl casually said that if she did not put on makeup, she would not be able to show off her bare face.
Wang Fan, who had suffered enough from his looks, did not mind this at all.
Instead, he felt that they were in the same boat.
The two of them talked until the end.
It felt good.
So the girl proposed a bold idea. They would meet each other bare-faced. If both parties could accept it, then they would take it a step further …
Wang Fan agreed. He thought that if the other party could accept his true appearance, then in the future, no matter what obstacles he encountered, he believed that the girl would firmly stay by his side!
The crazy decision of these two people almost made the audience's hearts explode.
"F * ck!"
"I've already prepared the eye drops to wash my eyes!"
"I was so scared that I quickly turned on the lights in the room, in case a horror movie happens later. I'm scared!"
"You can't do this. You're murdering the audience, you know? Just watch it quietly, don't expose it in front of the camera! "
"I suddenly realized that Blockhead's invention of this holographic watch actually made sense. He's so thoughtful!"
"I just want to know if the cameraman following us will be scared to death on the spot!"
"So nervous, so exciting!"
"I want to test it like this on the blind date next Sunday …"
"A new way to play? I really want to participate. Who can lend me a holographic watch! "
"Be serious, all of you. This is about the life and death of the single dogs. Do you people have any social responsibility at all?"
The audience frantically posted on the Weibo of the Day and Star of Hope Weibo.
Someone predicted that after taking off the holographic watch and washing off the makeup.
The blind date would become a horror movie.
In front of the camera.
Wang Fan and the soft girl decided to go to the bathroom to wash off their makeup, take off the holographic watch, and show their true faces.
Then they sat back at the table.
If both parties felt that they could handle it, then they would announce that they were no longer single.
"No, you're going to kill me if you do this!"
"Help, I don't want to watch horror movies!"
"I've seen countless commercials. Today's one is the scariest one. What's even scarier is that I can't change the channel. The holographic watch really can use brain waves to control people!"
"We must resist it. As a beta user of the holographic watch, I already know the whole truth. Yes, I've decided to tell the shocking secret of Blockhead's plan to control all of humanity. Others say that Blockhead can cover the sky with one hand on Dong Mountain, but I don't believe it. I believe that justice still exists in the world, and that justice will definitely defeat evil! As an Earthling, I want to resist the alien invasion! "
"It's over. You dared to challenge Blockhead. You've been caught. You didn't find a safe place to hide before posting. You're seeking your own death. Blockhead has already built a monitoring base on the moon. You guys who don't know how to hide will all die. Only smart people like me!"
"Tsk, I don't believe that Blockhead can catch so many of us at once, I …"
"The mother has already tracked us down. Hurry up!"
Because some American talk shows always said that Lin Dong was an alien, everyone had to play along with them. They were all having fun on Weibo.
All kinds of self-deprecation.
All kinds of teasing.
The two people in front of the camera had already taken off the holographic watch, washed off their makeup, and returned to the table.
In order to catch up with her true appearance, everyone put down their phones and stared at her with rapt attention. They wanted to see what the beautiful and gentle girl, whose smile was so sweet that it could heal people and whose whole body seemed to be shining, looked like without any makeup.
The two people kept their heads down and remained mysterious.
They waited for the atmosphere to build up.
Then they decided to count together.
One, two, three.
They looked up at the same time.
The audience was mentally prepared. Some people took out their phones and were ready to post at the first moment to confirm their predictions. Some people used pillows to block their eyes, afraid that a prehistoric beast would rush out of the screen … The moment the two people looked up, they saw a flash of lightning. With a loud bang, it almost scared the people who were concentrating.
"Monster, monster!" Some timid people could not help but scream.
In fact.
It was not that exaggerated.
The girl's bare face was not ugly.
It was because of the long-term makeup that her face and lips were a little pale. Coupled with the fact that she often stayed up late, there were a little dark circles under her eyes. Under the blessing of thunder and lightning, it scared everyone for a moment. When they took a closer look, they found that the girl's outline was fine. It was just that because the makeup was washed off, she looked a little haggard.
Wang Fan clutched his heart and slumped in his seat for a long time.
After a long time.
The two people tacitly put on their holographic watch and holographic glasses.
After the scene was processed, Wang Fan and the girl became more pleasing to the eye. Under the blessing of the special effects, when compared to the bare face image in the audience's mind, they were like the legendary couple. No matter how you looked at it, they looked like a couple!
"You didn't scare me, did you?" the girl asked.
"No, really. You're actually quite good. You must look good after makeup. Unlike me, I don't care if I wear makeup or not." Wang Fan shook his head.
"You're not as bad as I thought. You're okay. After looking at you for a long time, you might feel that you're worth looking at."
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Then let's try it?"
"Since you don't mind me, then let's try it. But before getting used to the other person, can you not take off the holographic watch? I don't think this is an illusion. Maybe it's a hidden part of life. So, can you accept it? "
"Of course, I won't even take it off when I sleep!"
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