Perfume had become a big hit recently.
In particular, the commercial that Cheng Mingge and the others had filmed was even more popular online.
Eric Jr. and Josiah acted quickly. They successfully negotiated with Gaul and pulled back all the perfume that was originally going to be sold to Europe. Of course, Gaul didn't stand on ceremony with them. He swung his machete and cut the bald eagle's neck. Normally, Eric Jr. would be furious, but this was a life-saving moment. What was a green bill? It was just a piece of paper printed by a money printing machine. At most, he could go back and print more!
People who were in debt didn't care about owing more.
According to the debt.
Even in the bald eagle's grandson's generation, he definitely wouldn't be able to pay off a debt of tens of trillions of dollars. But it didn't matter. They were village leaders on Earth. In this day and age, the one who owed the debt was the boss, especially the village leader. He would beat up anyone who didn't lend! As the boss, he was so capricious!
Dealing with the competitors in Europe didn't mean everything was fine, because the production of perfume wasn't high.
Perfume wasn't mineral water.
Production.
Of course, it couldn't be in buckets.
But the bald eagle now needed buckets or even tons of perfume …
"I give Blockhead a thumbs up. He actually published the perfume formula he developed online and even called for everyone to produce it together. With this kind of breadth of mind, those trolls who slandered him should find a place where no one was around and quietly bury themselves! How much perfume does Knights of the Sky sell to Europe every year? Other people might not know this number, but I'm in this business myself. I know how crazy Blockhead's perfume is in Europe! "A netizen in the perfume business posted in amazement at Lin Dong's move to publish the formula.
"Only Blockhead and Class Rep would publish their patented products to the world!" Although the fans felt that Lin Dong and Cheng Mingge weren't short of money, this was a bit too easy on the bald eagle.
"Just wait, the bald eagle might drag this into the conspiracy theory again!" Some people also thought that the slander wouldn't end just like that.
"Yes, good intentions don't get rewarded!" Many people agreed.
How did the saying go? It was called murder and arson, gold belts, repairing bridges and paving roads without corpses!
Although this statement was a little pessimistic, reality was really like this. In reality, bad people were usually feared by everyone, and it was easy for them to take advantage of certain benefits. For example, the bald eagle printed some pieces of paper to other countries. Except for the IOUs, it did not need anything else, and it could easily take away the fruits of other people's hard work.
The bald eagle is comfortable and can use his future money to enjoy life in advance, but what about others?
They could only continue to work and repeat the process of being exploited and exploited.
That was all.
They even despised the rabbits who borrowed the money because they only worked and did not spend any money. They kept their money in the bank all day, forcing them to borrow money all over themselves … This was just like the good or kind people in the world. It was not easy to do a good deed. They helped others, but they suffered. Not only did they not receive praise, but they would also be questioned and looked down upon. Not only would they feel wronged, but the worst thing was that they would be attacked by the evil people together.
Kind people were the easiest to bully. How could a bad person miss such an opportunity?
The netizens were worried.
Lin Dong made the perfume formula public.
At that time, when the bald eagle produced the perfume, not only would they not be grateful, they might even ridicule or even use it to smear Lin Dong's name.
"I also feel that the perfume is not that simple! Whether the bald eagle produced the perfume or not, they will not admit it, and they will not pay Wood a single cent of the patent fee! "Some netizens became more and more afraid as they thought about it.
"Wood did not say that he wants to collect patent fees. The formula has already been made public. What else does he want?" Some people felt that if they were criticized for doing this, they would not be able to live!
"Maybe the bald eagle's experts changed the perfume formula and made it their own. In the end, they will collect patent fees from Wood! This kind of thing has happened before. For example, wasn't it the same with the VCD back then? Who invented the VCD? Rabbit was the first to invent it, and he did not pay any patent fees. Mud saw that there were such fools, and immediately bought a few back to study. After deciphering it, they applied for the patent, and in turn, collected the patent from Rabbit! I don't know if Wood's perfume has been patented by the bald eagle. Even if he has, if it is made public now, they will not be biased. At that time, the bald eagle's experts will stand up and apply for the patent. With all kinds of theories, the perfume will become theirs. I think this kind of thing will happen! The reason why it is not 100% is because the one being bullied is Wood. Wood is not that easy to bully. If it is someone else, it will definitely be 100%! "
There were all kinds of comments on the Internet.
However.
The most popular was the effect of the perfume.
When the world knew that the perfume researched by Lin Dong could reduce the hostility of the insects.
Those who were not afraid of death and liked to court death began to take action. Without waiting for Eric Jr. and Josiah's official explanation, they had already obtained some perfume from Europe. In the name of promoting Mr. Wood's perfume, they actually wanted to act cool in front of the world. They wanted to court death in a fancy way so that everyone would remember them.
A team of more than a dozen young men and women to test the perfume.
They quietly crossed the police line.
In the past.
It was really not easy to cross the border into the Death Valley with high walls and guards watching.
Now there were insects all over the place, the high walls had collapsed, and the guards had long run away. Who would care about this kind of thing?
Besides, these young men and women were very smart to enter from Brother Mo Qian's side. They were afraid that when they entered from the bald eagle side, they would be caught by the military soldiers and directly attacked without asking questions. The patrolling guards on Brother Mo Qian's side did not agree at first, but when they heard that this was a team to test the perfume for Mr. Wood, although they were a little skeptical, they did not stop them. Anyway, if others wanted to court death, they would not care!
"I am Mike, the temporary captain of the magic perfume test team! Now we are close to a surface crack in the Great Rift Valley after the earthquake. It is already very dangerous here, because at any time, a long-legged spider may jump out and catch one of us, or all of us, and bring us back to their nest to be their delicious meal! If there is no magic perfume, I will never come here! Coming here means death. I, Mike, am not a fool. Those who know me know that I am just a brave warrior! Don't laugh, I am different from that idiot Adam. He is just an idiot, and I am a real warrior! Don't laugh anymore. Well, I really don't know why the word 'warrior' has become a laughing stock. Damn Adam, he turned the nickname that I worked so hard to get into a huge laughing stock! " A rather handsome blonde man introduced himself to his companions in front of the camera.
"Captain, let's get down to business. We are really not interested in warriors. As for that Adam, let's not talk about him. It will easily make the audience sick …" A team member next to him ran over to steal the camera.
"Okay, okay, you are all right, okay? Let's go back to the previous topic! Although I did not get the authorization of Mr. Wood, as his fan, hey, I am not pretending. I am a real fan, okay? I applied to join the Knights of the Sky a year ago. If I perform well this time, I will definitely get bonus points and successfully enter the Knights of the Sky to become one of them! Yes, I am a fan of Mr. Wood. As a fan, a hardcore fan like Griffin, I feel that I need to do something. For example, help him test the affinity of the magic perfume with various Underworld creatures! I didn't come here on a whim. In fact, our team members went through repeated discussions and finally voted to approve this test. "Golden-haired Mike expressed that he was rational in doing this.
"Captain, hurry up and introduce us! You can't just introduce yourself and forget about us! "Another team member ran over to take advantage of the camera.
"We have to let the audience know what we are doing, right?" Golden-haired Mike's face turned into an alpaca shape.
"Hurry up, I think I saw a long-legged spider!" A team member in charge of sentry shouted anxiously.
"Are you sure you didn't see wrongly?" The team members started to panic.
"In which direction?"
"In the southeast, I think I saw a black shadow, but I am not sure it is a long-legged spider. It is very fast!"
"No matter what kind of Underworld creature it is, its appearance means danger! Perhaps it is passing by, but it is more likely to be hunting. If it is the latter, we have to be careful. If you don't want to become worm feces, take out the perfume and spray it on yourself! "Golden-haired Captain Mike was still calm.
"Help me spray my back. I don't want the worms to miss my front and bite my spinal cord!"
"Is there no one to help me? My hands are trembling … "
The team members were in a state of confusion.
Finally, they took out the perfume and sprayed it.
It did not matter if it was effective or not. At the very least, it had to be guaranteed by Mr. Wood. If he was not accurate, they did not know who to believe!
As the captain, Golden-haired Mike not only sprayed a lot of perfume on himself, but he also sprayed it on every team member. He was afraid that under his leadership, someone would die because of a mistake.
Facing the camera, Mike's face was sweating because of nervousness. As he wiped his sweat, he told everyone to reapply the perfume. "I don't know if the magic perfume will work. To be honest, I'm not sure either! In the test of the surface creatures, we are the same as the class leader's advertisement. Even tigers and lions will be tamed by this magic perfume. But in front of the Underworld creatures, we don't know what the result will be. However, I believe in Mr. Wood. Yes, I believe in him! I believe that he will not lie. He will not casually use something to deceive the world. He is a great scientist. He will not speak easily, but every word he says is true! He is not a politician full of lies. He will not lie to us! So, we are confident that we can complete this test! Don't disturb me. I admit that I am a bit nervous, but I will persevere to the end. I will never retreat … God! Why didn't you inform me that the long-legged spider was behind us? "
A long-legged spider had appeared behind Golden-haired Mike at some point in time.
He had been facing the camera.
He did not see the look his companions gave him.
It was not until a good friend couldn't help but shout with a trembling voice that he realized the danger was approaching.
"God, I am now facing a terrible Underworld creature. It is a natural creature killer. Not only humans like me, but even stronger creatures like tigers and lions will die under its poisonous fangs! Maybe, I will die in the next moment! I have to say my last words before it attacks! Mom, yes, I was rebellious in the past. I know I was wrong, but because of my pride, I have never apologized to you! I know that I broke your heart. In the past, I could not muster up the courage to tell you … But if I don't say it now, I may not have the chance in the future! So, mom, I love you! Please forgive me, mom! If I can go back, I will be a good child! D * mn, I am very afraid. Mom, I am not a warrior. I am still the coward that you used your body to protect! "Golden-haired Mike did not dare to move. He was calling for his mother.
In front of him.
The long-legged spider was extremely close.
Its long forelegs were slowly approaching.
According to its hunting habits, this was the beginning of the test.
No one dared to stop it. All the team members did not have time to care for themselves. The only thing they could do was to hold their breaths and try not to frighten the long-legged spider. They prayed to God.
"Squeak!" The long-legged spider seemed to make a sound. Perhaps it was an illusion.
"My dear, I don't know how to address you. I don't know your name! But I can tell you my name. I am Mike, a scared human who sprays perfume all over his body! If it wasn't for Mr. Wood, I wouldn't be standing here. Speaking of Mr. Wood, perhaps you know him. Among all the Underworld creatures, only he is your friend. Only he would advise others not to use the firecracker for your survival. If you are also a fan of Mr. Wood, then we are friends! Did you greet me just now? I don't understand your language, and I don't know how to express my kindness, but please believe me, I'm not your enemy, we're not bad people, and we're not going to do anything to hurt you! "Blonde Mike used the most gentle voice he had ever used in his life to express his intentions.
Though he knew that the other party did not understand, he was afraid. Besides mentioning Lin Dong's name, he had no other way to support his conviction.
The long-legged spider touched Golden-haired Mike's face with its long forelegs. The spider hair trembled as though it was collecting information about the perfume.
Golden-haired Mike almost peed in his pants, but he didn't dare to move.
He was as still as a puppet.
After an unknown period of time.
The long-legged spider retracted its forelegs and slowly retreated.
Under the gaze of the perfume testing team, the long-legged spider left silently like a gust of wind. It disappeared in less than ten seconds.
When the long-legged spider disappeared, the frightened Mike collapsed to the ground. As for the team members, they were so excited that they screamed and hugged each other in joy. Golden-haired Mike's good friend hugged him and shouted, "Mike, you are a brave warrior! Oh my God, you did it! You completed the perfume testing! Mr. Wood was right, the magical perfume is effective on the Underworld creatures. At least it can reduce the hostility of the long-legged Spiders! Without it, we would have become delicacies on the long-legged Spiders' table! "
"I almost peed in my pants just now." Golden-haired Mike was scared out of his wits. When he stood up, his legs were still trembling.
"No, you are a true brave warrior! You are very brave. I have never admired you as much as I do now! Captain, you're the best. If I had any doubts about you being the captain before, then now, I feel that no one can do it better than you! " Mike's good friend opened his arms and gave Mike a big hug. Then he punched Mike's chest.
"A brave warrior crying for his mother? Okay, if that counts, then I am! " Mike felt that he was brave. Though he didn't do anything, it was impressive that he didn't faint in front of the long-legged Spider.
"Mike, it's not embarrassing to cry for your mother!"
"Yes, Mike, I think you are very cool!"
"I was touched when you had a heart-to-heart talk with the long-legged Spider. You are amazing!"
"You d * mn bastards, do you think praising me will make me forgive you? When we go back, you must treat me to a drink. Otherwise, I will never forgive you! Also, don't ever mention that I peed in my pants again, or I will be angry! "Golden-haired Mike hugged every member of his team, celebrating his survival. Of course, he also understood that he had succeeded. Testing the perfume had become an extremely important turning point in his life. He had taken the first step of using his life as a bet, and he had succeeded!
"Captain, I also peed in my pants, okay? This is not even the same thing! You have never been to Death Canyon, never faced a long-legged Spider, and never peed in your pants. What right do you have to laugh at us? "
"Anyway, don't mention peeing in your pants again!"
"Yes, captain!"
"What do you think now? Should we move forward or go back? "
"Of course we move forward, captain. Those of us who didn't pee in our pants still want to try!"
"Bastard, I said don't mention this again! I really hope that there will be ten long-legged Spiders surrounding you and using their hairy forelimbs to stab your ass! "A captain was going crazy.
"Maybe they like you more, Mike. Didn't you see a little beauty looking at you affectionately just now? It even reached out to touch your face."
"Don't say anymore. My heart hasn't recovered yet!"
"That 'darling' was the main point, okay?"
"That's right, it was too sweet!"
"Love between humans and insects?"
"Yes, that's possible. Love can cross borders, and of course, it can cross races too!"
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