The next day.
Early in the morning, Brother Bushy Eyebrows called to complain, "Lin Dong, you can solve the problem with your fists, but don't make it so big. The boss's heart can't take it!"
"The only thing you need to do now is give me a Good Citizen Award." Lin Dong was still in a daze. He immediately hung up when he heard it was Brother Bushy Eyebrows.
"..." Brother Bushy Eyebrows sweated.
The big case in Gold-Panning Town involved foreigners, so the bosses didn't have a good night's sleep. Brother Bushy Eyebrows didn't sleep well either because he had been busy all night. He had just finished dealing with the case and called Lin Dong as soon as he was free. He wanted to chat a bit more and vent his satisfaction from taking care of the foreigners and solving the case perfectly, but the kid didn't cooperate at all.
Lin Dong slept until the sun was high up in the sky before he got up to eat breakfast.
In the entire room, the only person who was lazier than him was Chu Ling'er, the little lazy pig. She actually woke up even later than him … Look at how cute she was. She woke up before 6 am and made a table full of breakfast with the class leader. There was still a lot left after Lin Dong finished eating.
"Pack it up, let's go rafting!" Chu Ling 'er couldn't forget to play. As long as she mentioned playing, she would immediately become lively no matter what state she was in.
"I'm waiting for you!" The class monitor pinched her little face.
"I'm ready. Let's go!" Chu Ling 'er felt full and cute. She had no problem setting off immediately.
"Look at you, you're still wearing pajamas …" The cute little girl felt embarrassed to have a best friend like her.
"I'll change right away." Not only was Chu Ling'er wearing pajamas, but it was also the kind of slightly transparent pajamas. When she sat down and crossed her legs, Hello Kitty was exposed. Luckily, Lin Dong couldn't see from this angle, or else the cute little girl would have been standing next to him like a girl against the wall. Qianjun frowned. She felt that if her sister was like this, she would have thrown her to the garbage collection station downstairs.
"I'm a bodyguard!"
Qianjun muttered in his heart several times before he finally managed to suppress his emotions.
It was fine at night because it was necessary to kill people, but during the day, it would not be Lin Dong's turn to drive since he did not have a license plate. What a joke! There was a police officer every five hundred meters on the road to Azure Dragon Gorge … If it was not for Brother Bushy Eyebrow handling the situation so well, outsiders might not even be allowed to enter Azure Dragon Gorge and Gold-Panning Town!
"Seven Men Fight Over a Woman, Dueling Until Dawn in Bed." Chu Ling'er picked up today's Dong Mountain Daily. The headline on the front page was shocking. The class monitor and the cute little girl went over to take a look and found out that it was a passionate love story. There were seven passionate foreigners with different identities and statuses, but they were all deeply in love with a foreign woman. They chased her from the US to the Rabbit Kingdom. In the foreign land of Gold-Panning Town on Dong Mountain, the fire of love between the eight of them exploded like a volcano eruption, like the Yellow River bursting its banks. Once it started, it could not be stopped. A soul-stirring love story played out between them.
In order to obtain the woman they loved the most, these seven infatuated men made a decision that shocked the whole world. They decided to fight on the bed, and with the condition that the final winner would get the woman, they carried out an unprecedented ultimate battle royale. As a result, after the battle lasted until dawn, the seven passionate men who were in a stalemate were all exhausted and died of ejaculation. When the passionate woman saw her seven lovers die, she cried her heart out. She secretly hanged herself at the window of the Lover's Hotel and died for her lovers.
As the saying goes, "Seven oxen in a rage for a woman, plowing a field all night long. Sweat drenched their backs, they returned together, deep love accompanied by flowers." This borderless touching love story finally showed one truth: As long as the oxen were tired to death, there was no field that was plowed to death.
"Impossible!" The class monitor's first reaction after reading was that the chief editor of Dong Mountain Daily must have had a hard time getting his head clamped by the door before he came to work. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to write such a retarded story. The most shocking thing was that this ridiculous story was openly placed on the front page.
"Why is it impossible? Look at this woman, she's a Russian Bear. According to the size of a female bear, two or three men would be enough to kill her in an instant. It would take at least seven or eight men to deal with her. I think it's very reasonable. Sometimes, the more absurd a story is, the more real it is. What do you think, Meng Meng? "Chu Ling'er argued from the perspective of combat ability and determined that this love story was true.
"I think I've seen it somewhere before …" Meng Meng muttered to herself. She remembered that she had seen a similar version before. Oh yeah, the seven dwarfs and snow white!
"Are you trying to say the seven Calabash Brothers and the snake spirit?" Chu Ling'er reacted quickly.
"Haha!" Qianjun, who was driving seriously, was also amused.
"Could it be that Brother Thick Eyebrows called me just to tell me this?" Lin Dong was simply thunderstruck. How could it be handled like this? Very good, Brother Thick Eyebrows, I give up! Are you sure that the ghostwriter didn't write the novel about the female goddess at a certain time?
Regardless of whether it was thunderstruck or not, this big case became a delightful gossip in Dong Mountain. As for the truth? Is it important?
Because of this piece of news, the sales of Dong Mountain Daily soared by three times.
This was also the only comfort in the heart of the chief editor, who was thought by countless people to be either stupid, kicked by a donkey, or sandwiched by a door! He estimated that he would have to be careful when he went out in the future. If he was recognized, people might worry that his idiocy was contagious.
F * ck, this is the embodiment of the power of a river crab! What the hell do you hammers know?!
Although the big case became a piece of news, Gold-Panning Town was still a little chaotic.
Many police officers were dealing with it.
Of course, Brother Thick Eyebrows also found out many shady things. This was what made him the happiest. He could properly deal with some foreigners. Now, no matter who you were, at this critical moment, even if you were from the embassy, you had to bend down and show your ass. If you didn't pick up the soap and pass a comprehensive inspection, you wouldn't be able to leave.
Mayor Xie, who was in charge of Azure Dragon Gorge and Gold-Panning Town, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. However, Brother Thick Eyebrows didn't even look at him.
Mayor Xie felt that he was done for this time because Brother Thick Eyebrows' boss, the guy named Xu Yanwang, had already given a death order. Another sly fox, Zhong Yue, was also desperately adding insult to injury...
"You'd better give me a reasonable explanation for this matter," King of Hell Xu said on the phone.
Explanation my ass!
Eight foreign devils were killed, and now you're asking me for an explanation? How am I supposed to know who did this? Besides, if it was really the work of some big boss in the country, would I dare to say it publicly even if I investigated it? You guys clearly want me to take the blame! You guys clearly want to find a scapegoat!
Mayor Xie felt very wronged. The problem was that he was going to eat this damned cat. He was the mayor in charge here. How could he not take responsibility if something happened? Are you kidding me?
The struggle of the upper echelons had nothing to do with Lin Dong.
He was now sitting in the front seat of the car, comfortably enjoying the food that the class monitor and the cute cat sent to his mouth from time to time.
Chu Ling'er was very lazy. After feeding him for a while, she turned her attention to the scenery outside. Suddenly, she found a bright spot, "Uncle, look over there, there's a fool pretending to be dead! Oh my, he's really good at pretending! "
On the side of the road, on the slope of the mountain that had been repaired, there was a man lying in a very ridiculous position.
His limbs were stretched out, head down and feet up, and his whole body was printed on the hillside.
This guy had a strange expression of "I'm about to die" on his face, but it was more like he was playing a prank. Therefore, the people who drove by all thought that he was performing a performance art. They all took out their phones to take pictures, but no one went to ruin his wonderful performance. Chu Ling'er also took out her phone to take pictures. After a while, she found another man in front of her, lying in a similar position on the other side of the road. She couldn't help but be happy, "Wow, this is so wonderful. I have to upload this performance on Weibo and let everyone like it! Uncle, what do you think? Isn't the performance great? "
"Not bad, I think there will be similar performance art later on …" Lin Dong's expression was very calm.
"You can't be talking about?" Qianjun heard and quickly stepped on the accelerator.
Five kilometers ahead.
Yun You You was wearing a white sportswear, riding a mountain bike slowly.
There was a kind of person in the world who, no matter what clothes they wore, would be very suitable. Even if they wore simple clothes without any decorations, they would still be pleasing to the eye. Yun You You was this kind of person. Wearing a white sportswear, she actually looked extremely beautiful in it. Coupled with a mountain bike, when she passed by, people felt that the whole sky had brightened up, and the air suddenly became much fresher.
Most people just couldn't help but take out their phones to take pictures, or wave and cheer at her.
However.
There were also some people who overestimated themselves and felt good about themselves.
They would drive to her side and try to use sports cars to seduce her, to see if they could catch this girl who was like a fairy descending from the heavens.
Yun You You rode the bike slowly. She didn't care about anyone. This kind of indifferent attitude, as well as her small face that made people feel ashamed, made many people feel ashamed and retreat in the face of difficulties.
There were a few idiots who thought that money could solve some problems. After being silently rejected, they felt ashamed and flew into a rage.
They would get off the bike and teach her a lesson.
Now, there was a group of such idiots.
"Stay away from me." Yun You You had seen this kind of people many times. Just on this road, she had seen many of them.
"As long as you accompany me for a night, I will give you five million. If you are willing to be my mistress, what do you want? I can give you anything! I don't have anything else, but I have money! " When Lin Dong was about three kilometers away from Yun You You and Qianjun was still speeding up, a few "Young Masters" blocked her way with their sports cars and surrounded her. One of them was the most arrogant. He said that he wanted to buy Yun You You with money. At this moment, his rich personality exploded, and his body trembled violently!
"Your mother must have raised the placenta …" Yun You You sighed. If it was a normal human, how could he say such words?
"What did you say?" That Young Master was infuriated.
"Disappear in front of me immediately." Yun You You's expression was very indifferent. "My temper is actually not very good."
"Kneel down immediately and lick me. You can only leave when I am satisfied. Otherwise, I will make sure that you will not leave Dong Mountain alive! Do you know who my father is? My father is … "Before this Young Master could finish, he was suddenly grabbed by the collar by Yun You You. She threw him into the air as if she was throwing rubbish, performing a wonderful trapeze.
That Young Master let out a blood-curdling scream and waved his hands and feet as he flew in the air.
Then, he drew a long parabola and his whole body smashed into the slope of the mountain, head down and feet up.
Not only him, but a few of the Young Master's companions also flew to the slope in the exact same posture to accompany him. They formed a series of special and special performance art patterns.
One of them had quick reflexes. Seeing that the situation was not good, he ran away.
He ran wildly along the road.
When he was almost in front of Lin Dong's car, Qianjun stopped the car. Lin Dong came out slowly and casually reached out his hand to catch this guy.
With a casual throw, a trapeze appeared … Chu Ling'er shouted happily and jumped around. Her little hands clapped with all her might, and the cute guy concentrated on taking pictures of the heroic appearance of the uncle. The class monitor in the car was stunned. How did Blockhead become Spiderman? This was not logical!
"Well done!" Chu Ling'er gave Lin Dong a thumbs up. Only then did she react. "So those people were not pretending to be dead, nor were they performing performance art! Aiya, catch another person to perform a trapeze, I still want to see it! Uncle, how did you use this unique skill? Teach me, teach me, this beautiful girl also wants to protect Earth and maintain world peace! "
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