The matter of White Shirt Sect Leader and Hong Ling Fairy was temporarily put aside.
They just nodded in agreement.
Lin Dong couldn't go back now.
With Yun You You and Cheng Mingge's tacit understanding, the Five Elements Secret Technique of Dragon-Tiger Taiyue could continue to improve. If one Energy Hill wasn't stable enough, he could condense a few more. Anyway, the minimum requirement was 3125 Energy Hills. No matter how many Energy Hills he condensed, it was never too much.
"Brother, help!" Lin Dong had just returned to the Ke House when he received a call from Fang Yu.
"You were raped?" If it was true, Lin Dong wanted to congratulate Fang Yu.
"Pfft, if I want to rape someone else, how could there be … Of course, if Mei Lu wants to rape me, I will bear it silently. I promise I won't resist!" Fang Yu had just finished speaking when Lin Dong heard a loud bang.
He waited for a long time.
Lin Dong couldn't help but ask, "Are you okay?"
The girl who brought Fang Yu to participate in the test said in a cute voice, "Blockhead, don't worry about him. He has the physique and attributes of an immortal cockroach. He won't die so easily. Besides, I didn't fight seriously. I only used the first few moves of the Dog Beating Stick Technique. I haven't used the most powerful move, No Dog Under the Heavens! Also, the equipment I used was simple. They were all sofas and mattresses. They were relatively light items. I didn't use heavy items like a piano to smash his head. He's fine. Wait, I'll get him to answer the phone now! "
Lin Dong was sweating profusely.
Luckily, there wasn't such a violent girl in the Ke House.
Piano?
Smash his head?
Lin Dong guessed that even if Fang Yu was the Savior and had the physique of an immortal cockroach, he would most likely die young in front of this girl!
"I express my deep sympathy and condolences to you." Lin Dong waited for Fang Yu to take the phone and immediately expressed his respect for Fang Yu. In such a dire situation, Fang Yu was still able to survive tenaciously and work hard to save the future of humanity. He was too great.
"Where were we?" Fang Yu asked in a daze.
"Speaking of the matter of you being raped by a girl!" Lin Dong replied seriously, "I'm really envious of you for having such an encounter!"
"Hey, hey, can you not hurt me? I was already beaten up just now, and you want to do it again? If you do it again, your skin won't be able to cover your bones! "Fang Yu was so frightened that he immediately woke up.
"Why are you so afraid?" Lin Dong was speechless.
"It's better to have someone watching over him than to leave me hanging!" Fang Yu's words made sense.
"Well, if you are calling me to show off your happiness, then you have succeeded!" Lin Dong was about to hang up the phone.
"Hey, wait a minute, I have something serious to discuss with you! If it's something serious, I can guarantee it with my integrity! " If Fang Yu hadn't said the last sentence, Lin Dong might have believed him. But as soon as he heard the last sentence, he couldn't remain calm. F * ck, do you still have integrity? Your integrity has already been fed to the dogs!
"Integrity, sentiment, and chastity, you can keep these for yourself!" Lin Dong didn't have any hope for Fang Yu's three chastity, and sighed weakly.
"Pfft, why should I keep these? Especially my chastity, I'm 10,000% sure I won't send them off! " Fang Yu jumped when he heard the word "chastity". It seemed that these two words deeply hurt his heart.
"Let's talk business!" Lin Dong didn't want to discuss the topic of chastity with this joker anymore.
"About the university town …" Before Fang Yu could finish, Lin Dong rejected him.
"I don't have time." Lin Dong indicated that he was busy.
"What about the public class?" Fang Yu asked again.
"I will think about it when I have time!" Lin Dong wasn't in the mood to attend classes with his juniors, even if it was a good time to absorb the power of faith.
"You don't have time to attend classes, you don't have time to attend classes, then my live streaming of the game must be ruined! This is an extremely important turning point in my life! " Fang Yu complained to Lin Dong, and secretly threatened him, "Blockhead, you also know how important girls are to me. If I don't have a girl to accompany me for the rest of my life, it's very likely that I'll run over to you and rely on you. Not only will I eat and sleep with you, but I might also disturb your happy life. You have to think about it, Blockhead, who is extremely righteous and willing to sacrifice himself for his friends! "
"Think about it my ass, right now I just want to stab you twice!" Lin Dong was furious.
"Thank you, Master Dragon!" Fang Yu replied loudly, then turned to the girl and reported, "He agreed!"
"Really? Thank you, Blockhead! Thank you, thank you, Blockhead, you're so cool! " The girl snatched the phone and thanked him profusely. Lin Dong was speechless. When did I agree? Why didn't I know about it?
The matter went on for a long time.
Cheng Mingge, Yu Tongtong, and the others added in.
Lin Dong finally understood. It turned out that Fang Yu, the idiot, was preparing to meet the parents, but the girl's parents saw that this idiot was not only a scumbag, but also didn't have a proper job. How was he going to support their daughter in the future? Live streaming of the game? How many years could this thing be popular? Playing games at home every day, out of touch with society, what would they do in the future!
The girl's parents were very worried and didn't agree to this marriage.
Thus, as the future savior and lifetime president of the Zombie Club, Fang Yu came to Lin Dong for help.
Others might not be able to do it, but the girl's parents definitely knew Lin Dong, this blockhead. If Lin Dong came forward, the matter would most likely be settled.
"You want me to be your best man?" Lin Dong asked curiously.
"What best man? You're too handsome and dangerous. If you were to be my best man, you'd be promoted to a groom. I don't want you to be my best man! I've already talked to Zheng Hao, that ugly bastard. He'll be my best man. That way, I can show off my greatness and power! Besides, we haven't even gotten married yet. Right now, I'm working hard to find a relationship. Once my father-in-law's family has passed the inspection, then I'll consider marriage! I'm very serious about marriage! "Fang Yu replied seriously.
"Pfft!" Cheng Mingge and Yu Tongtong, who were eavesdropping, burst out laughing. They couldn't stop laughing.
"Then what can I do for your excellency savior?" Lin Dong asked carefully.
"Tomorrow is a very important observation period for me. Father-in-law and his family will be watching my live broadcast. I feel that my recent live broadcasts are a little lacking in fresh highlights. If Blockhead can come on stage and help me pull up some popularity, then I think the first day of the observation period will be over!" Fang Yu thought.
"Must it be me? I can introduce you to a few strong and powerful girls … "Lin Dong laughed.
"Are you afraid that I won't die fast enough?" Fang Yu was terrified.
"What about Zhou Xu, Boss Tauren, and the others? They should be free! " Lin Dong felt that even if he helped this time, he had to drag a few idiots in the dormitory down with him. He couldn't let them be too idle.
"Xiao Bai's face is my enemy. I don't want to invite him. As for Boss Tauren, he's too tall and his nickname isn't good. Of all things, he just had to be called Tauren. It doesn't sound good. I've already told them to go as far as they can tomorrow. Don't disturb my blind date plan. You'll be the only one to appear tomorrow. I believe in your popularity! " Fang Yu had his eyes on Lin Dong. Indeed, with Lin Dong, "Mr. Wood", it would be hard for Fang Yu's live stream to not explode!
"Ah, it's my honor to be able to serve the Lord Savior!" What else could Lin Dong say? If he didn't agree, this guy would definitely be shameless to the end!
"That's a brother. I knew you wouldn't leave me in the lurch! If I can't do it in this life, I'll become a girl in my next life. I'll devote my life to you! "Fang Yu was very excited.
"Get lost!" Lin Dong wanted to vomit at the thought of Fang Yu turning into a woman.
After Lin Dong agreed.
Fang Yu couldn't wait any longer. He posted a message on his Weibo: Tomorrow, there's an idiot called "Blockhead" who strongly requested to participate in my live stream. He wants to observe and learn from me. Since he's my roommate and can't find a job, I reluctantly agreed. Please don't doubt me. I'm that great!
As soon as this Weibo post was posted, people almost scolded to death.
Who didn't know Blockhead?
How dare you be so arrogant? Even if you're the reincarnation of a toad spirit, you can't be so arrogant!
Fortunately, Lin Dong, who usually didn't use Weibo, used the Knights of the Sky Star of Hope's Weibo to reply: "With reverence and awe, it's my honor to be able to follow the Lord Savior!"
Cheng Mingge also used Weibo to reply: "Lord Savior, you must take good care of my Blockhead!"
Yu Tongtong's Fish Beauty Weibo also reposted: "Strongly watching!"
This time.
The fans finally understood.
Fang Yu, this idiot's Weibo post was real!
Instantly, tens of millions of fans were full of tears. Countless posts formed a terrifying formation: "We kneel to the Lord Savior of V587!"
"We … we kneel!"
"We kneel!"
"We kneel!"
Half an hour later, the TV news came out.
One had to know that Lin Dong had not even popped up recently. He was mysterious and unpredictable. Suddenly, someone could invite him to participate in an almost impossible online live broadcast. This news was too shocking! Those who were familiar with him did not say anything. Those who did not know the truth found out that this Fang Yu was Lin Dong's roommate after some investigation and understood.
It did not matter if he was a bit of a scumbag, but he had a good roommate!
The President of America could not treat Mr. Wood to a meal.
But he could invite Blockhead to participate in the live broadcast.
This life …
It was just so awesome!
Needless to say, the hardcore Knights of the Sky fans at Dong Mountain would rush to the Holographic Virtual Stadium to watch the live broadcast. It did not matter if it was a game, as long as they could see Blockhead! As for the fans all over the country who could not make it, there was also a way. Because they could choose to watch the whole process on TV, the Internet, etc. Many TV stations had temporarily decided to kick off the original program and replace it with this event that was destined to be popular.
After another two or three hours, the foreign media was also alarmed.
Countless blonde and blue-eyed reporters heard the news and came.
If it were someone else, they would definitely strike the iron while it was hot and hold a press conference to hype it up. But this idiot Fang Yu had no such intention. He refused all interviews.
Someone from the top tried to intercede.
Mentors, professors, directors, and even the principal called.
He still said: Tell them to get lost. Tomorrow is my blind date, a turning point in my life. It was not easy for me to invite Blockhead to help. Who cares about their interview tasks? The world is bigger than my sister. They want to ruin my lifelong happiness. I will not let them off!
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