What's wrong with being poor?
Poor people can still live! Poor people can still lead a carefree life!
Lin Dong sat in front of a small table and yawned as he greeted the cute girl carrying a plate full of breakfast. "Morning."
"Uncle, what time is it now? Is it still early? We are all preparing to eat lunch. " Although the cute girl liked to complain, she treated Lin Dong well. Firstly, Lin Dong's gluttony could earn her fans for her Weibo live broadcast. Secondly, it could generate income for the store. Thirdly, it could punish evil and improve society … Ever since Brother Curly Hair received Lin Dong's teachings, the entire street had changed. Even the old neighbors who had lived here for decades could not believe their eyes. Not only were there no more pickpockets, but He Jinshui and Crooked Head also came to help sweep the streets every day. The ground was so clean that it was hard to find a cigarette butt.
"It feels good to have someone treat me to a meal." Lin Dong suddenly felt that being poor was also very happy. At least, it was easy to be satisfied.
"Uncle, your phone is so old-fashioned …" The cute girl took advantage of Lin Dong's inattention to secretly pick up his phone and quickly input her number. Then, she lightly pressed the button to dial.
"What do you know? My phone is called sturdy and durable. When necessary, it can be used as a brick. It's a true multifunctional phone." Lin Dong was busy eating and drinking. He was too lazy to explain. The cute girl criticizing the phone for being old-fashioned was just to divert attention. Her goal was to steal Lin Dong's number. Seeing that she had succeeded, she mischievously stuck out her tongue and hurriedly slipped away.
He strolled around the streets.
Especially on Jade Stone Street. For some reason, the leisurely little house had never opened its doors. Lin Dong wandered around the place a few times, but he did not see the fairy-like shop owner again.
Perhaps it was not fate!
Lin Dong's greatest regret was that he could not obtain the Black Jade Gourd. He had refined so much gold. If the girl was willing to exchange it, then everything would be simple. What Lin Dong lacked the least now was gold. Of course, he wasn't really short of money either. Not only did he have people treating him to meals every day, but when he was empty, he could also find a black-hearted boss like Xiang Qi to talk to. This kind of simple life couldn't be more comfortable!
Before he started alchemy, he didn't have this kind of awareness. When he finished alchemy and had a pile of gold, he suddenly felt that being poor was much happier.
What do you mean by awkward?
People like him were called awkward!
At noon, as expected, he returned to the cute girl's place for lunch. With the cute girl causing trouble at the side, Lin Dong found that he seemed to be more motivated, and his appetite increased.
At the corner of the street, the crooked head man and the short He Jinshui were peeking around.
They were distressed.
Because she never had the chance to get close to Lin Dong.
If he walked over without an excuse, would he be instantly killed? No one could guarantee that! After all, no one could guess the thoughts of the T-Rex!
Fortunately, the boss was very patient and did not set a time limit. Therefore, these unlucky fellows could only start from other places. They planned to use the roundabout strategy, using the method of encircling the city in the past to slowly approach the human-shaped T-Rex, Lin Dong, bit by bit.
"Blockhead, let's have lunch together!" The class monitor was always worried about Lin Dong's lunch. At 12 o 'clock, she made sure to call on time. She would either ask Lin Dong out for lunch or remind Lin Dong to have lunch. When she went on a trip to Europe for half a month, it turned out that it was Lin Dong's vacation. When she returned, Lin Dong's good days finally came to an end.
"No, I'm too lazy to move." Lin Dong burped.
"Then I'm going to have a feast with Aunty. Bye." The class monitor wanted to tease Blockhead, but she had something to do and urged him to hurry up. He could only hang up in a hurry.
Lunch was a feast.
Lin Dong, who had a heavy stomach, decided to take a walk after lunch.
He wanted to see if there were any tycoons or green tea bitches around. It would be best if there was an extremely arrogant one to increase the excitement of a counterattack.
It was a pity.
After walking a few streets, Lin Dong did not find any targets.
There were definitely many tycoons, but there were no unlucky fellows who ran into Lin Dong's hands.
"These days are getting harder and harder. Why is there no one who ran a red light and hit me with a 70-km/h car!" Lin Dong, who wanted to cause trouble every day but couldn't meet anyone, sighed. In his opinion, the quality of the rabbit people had improved a lot. In the past, those who had a bit of money would have their eyes on top of their heads.
"Good dog, don't go near there. It's dirty." A young lady dressed fashionably walked over with a husky.
"Sigh, a good chance." Lin Dong's heart was very dark.
His thoughts were …
If the husky dared to bite the worker brother next to him, then he would go crazy on the spot and grab the woman. He would give her two choices. One was to let the worker brother bite her, and the other was to let the worker brother bite her dog.
Due to some hidden reasons and spoiling, perhaps the woman would choose the first option.
The worker brother counterattacked the fair, rich, and beautiful woman on the street?
That felt good!
While Lin Dong was fantasizing in his heart, the husky, whose monthly expenses far exceeded the annual income of the laborer brothers, used one-fifth of its eyes to glare at the pitiful creatures in front of it contemptuously. The worker brother immediately shrank to the side as if he had been electrocuted, and quickly gave way to the street lamp beside him.
The husky walked forward arrogantly, lifted its hind leg, and casually sprinkled some liquid on it, marking it with its own emblem.
This was to show that this was its territory.
The husky didn't even have the interest to glance at Lin Dong, who was wearing a sports attire and a pair of dusty sneakers. It looked like the boss of a big company, arrogantly inspecting his territory with his beautiful female secretary.
Lin Dong looked at the two migrant workers, and then at the husky's back as it left.
He suddenly didn't understand. Who was the human here?
Who was the dog here?
"Ah, brother, do you like to eat dog meat?" Lin Dong thought that if he treated him to a dog meat pot, he could build up a bit of confidence in the worker brother as a human.
"Please don't!" The worker brother panicked when he heard that. He stopped Lin Dong and waved his hands. "You can't talk about eating dogs in the city. That's not good. The dogs in the city are very good. They're either husbands or sons, and they're very precious! Don't ever mention the word 'eat'. If someone hears it, we'll be in big trouble. Last time, someone from my hometown drank a few cups of horse piss and bragged about the taste of dog meat. A passerby from the city heard it and summoned a bunch of people to beat us half to death … "
"Is this still our Great Rabbit Dynasty?" Lin Dong almost thought that he had returned to the wrong world. He didn't like eating dog meat, but he didn't object to other people's hobbies. Pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, and geese were all meat. People could eat whatever they liked, as long as they didn't eat humans. Why couldn't it be the same for dogs?
Moreover, it was just talking about eating dogs, not really eating them. Was there any justice in being surrounded and beaten up?
Actually, Lin Dong was a little more sensitive about this matter.
In this world, it was an ironclad fact that humans were inferior to dogs. There was no need to make a fuss about it.
However, perhaps the trauma of being chased all over the mountain by a certain mountain patrol dog when he first transmigrated was still fresh in his mind. To Lin Dong, it was understandable that he was a little agitated.
Was he trying to stir up trouble?
On the other hand, Lin Dong, who had been made very depressed by a noble dog, was exceptionally bored as he walked on the streets. Just as he was about to cross a street, a car suddenly ignored the red light and sped up crazily, rushing straight towards him. The pedestrians who were crossing the road screamed and scattered in all directions, scrambling to avoid the car.
Lin Dong was delighted. Finally, there was a chance for justice.
70 yards.
The legendary 70-yard mark was real, didn't it?
When the car stopped, he would drag out the drunk driver and beat him up to relieve the annoyance of being looked down upon by the dog.
Just as he was overjoyed, he suddenly felt a terrifying sensation. Lin Dong's' Eagle Eye ', which he had turned off earlier, was automatically activated. His eyes instantly locked onto a target at high speed. It was a black muzzle with a silencer at the front. It extended out from the car window and pointed at him.
F * ck!
Who wants to kill me?
Could it be that smiling tiger?
As a student, it was impossible for him to have any other enemies other than that guy … Thoughts flashed through his mind. Under the threat of death, Lin Dong's body reacted naturally. He flew up and quickly rolled in the air, reducing the area of the enemy's shooting and increasing the instability of the moving target.
Fortunately, he had cultivated the Star River Nine Heavens Technique. Otherwise, without the Eagle Eye and his improved physique, he would have been at a loss if he encountered this kind of lunatic shooting in the street.
The hot bullet flew past his cheek, scaring Lin Dong so much that his scalp went numb.
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