Lin Dong was stunned.
The reason was that after he woke up, he found an ancient storage ring on his left hand's middle finger.
This thing was exchanged for by saving enough spirit stones in the third year of wandering in the Cultivation World. He didn't expect that when he woke up and opened his eyes, he would find that it was still there. This was not scientific!
Lin Dong, who was hugging his pillow, tried his best to recall everything in his dream, as if he was possessed.
No matter what he thought.
He couldn't understand.
Actually, there was nothing to be confused about … … There were many illogical things in the world. For example, a toad could predict earthquakes more accurately than a bricklayer. Wasn't that illogical too? But this was a fact. Ha, the world was just that mysterious!
"The season of counterattack has arrived. Goddesses, I'm coming. Rich godfathers, get ready too. I hope the feeling of picking up soap won't be too good! Wahahahaha! " After thinking it through, Lin Dong immediately jumped up and stood on the bed. He put his hands on his waist and laughed crazily. He looked like a villain in a movie. Lin Dong, who had a hard time in the cultivation world, could completely look down on and crush everything when he returned to the mortal world.
If it wasn't for Piaomiao Fairy destroying his cultivation, Lin Dong could completely transform into a human-shaped Gundam and fight against an army alone.
Trespassing into a forbidden area and peeking at other sects' supreme secret manuals was normal.
Being able to return alive was already a great fortune.
Lin Dong wasn't angry at all.
Of course, the main reason why he wasn't angry was because Piaomiao Fairy's appearance made him unable to get angry … …
"Train hard, we will definitely meet again." Lin Dong clenched his fists, a burning thought that couldn't be suppressed rising in his heart. Although this goal couldn't be achieved in less than a hundred years.
Having dreams was always a good thing.
Without dreams, wouldn't life be the same as a salted fish?
"Let's eat first!" Training wasn't urgent, the most important thing was to eat.
The hungry Lin Dong searched his pockets. He didn't have any money, so he searched the entire house. With great difficulty, he found his target under the bed. It was an old wallet that hadn't been used for a long time. He opened it. It was empty. Lin Dong stayed in the cultivation world for a full ten years. He had long forgotten that he was a poor student back then, even though this dream only lasted for one night on the blue planet.
Motherf * cker!
This was too outrageous!
The problem of food and clothing was still so serious. How could those experts who claimed that the people had gone from being well-to-do to being well-to-do to being well-to-do?
Standing in front of the ATM downstairs, Lin Dong was still trying to forgive himself. When he realized that the number of deposits inside was infinitely close to zero, he immediately realized that he was not worthy of forgiveness.
He must be punished!
It was a lesson that would have a lasting impact on him …
"Five meat buns, five steamed buns, three steamed buns, two plates of fried rice noodles, meat and eggs, a bowl of congee, and two fried dough sticks …" Lin Dong ordered a lot of food and made up his mind to teach himself an unforgettable lesson. The young lady who placed the order for him in the gourmet shop didn't care at first. She thought that Lin Dong had eaten to take away. After hearing the order, she sighed softly. Her voice was as sweet as a farmer's spring.
However, when she brought the food to the table, she saw Lin Dong devour the five meat buns with the speed of a tornado. Then, he extended his sinful hand to the five big steamed buns. Her eyes suddenly widened into a cute round circle.
She then watched as Lin Dong wolfed down the three steamed buns and two plates of fried rice noodles. Then, he eagerly pulled the hot congee in front of him and started eating.
She couldn't help but ask in a weak voice, "Uncle, wait a moment. Do you want me to call 120 for you?"
"…" Lin Dong broke into a sweat. Aren't you a businessman? Why would you be afraid of someone with a big belly if you opened a shop?
"Choked?" The young lady looked at Lin Dong in fear. She was deeply afraid that he would suddenly fall to the ground.
"A real man." Lin Dong shook his head to show that he was fine.
Then, he waved her away.
If it was him in the past, he definitely wouldn't be able to eat so much food at one time. Even if he forced himself to eat, he would probably be stuffed to death. However, after returning from the cultivation world, the situation was completely different.
Although his cultivation was destroyed, the mental strength that he had painstakingly cultivated for ten years in the dream was still there. His realm actually didn't decrease by much.
Not to mention this little, even if it was a few times more …
It was just a fleeting cloud.
Some cultivators' stomach could hold a whale. Although Lin Dong's stomach couldn't compare, it was still very easy to hold eight to ten meat buns.
He remembered that when he mastered the Turtle Snake Technique, he was full of confidence and went to PK with a certain old beggar. He thought that he was very arrogant for being able to eat a cow. Who would have thought that the old guy would eat nine cows and two tigers in one go? If it wasn't for the fact that he didn't have the ability to kill a dragon, he might have even eaten a dragon. In the cultivation world, the size of one's appetite didn't vary. However, the more capable one was, the more capable one could swallow mountains and drink oceans.
Besides, a man had to be more ruthless to himself. Otherwise, how could he teach himself an unforgettable lesson?
Lin Dong took a tissue and wiped his mouth. He still wanted to continue.
Unfortunately, he didn't have much money left.
Otherwise.
This punishment could be a little more severe.
"Are you really okay?" The cute little girl with a bit of baby fat had a hundred disbelief on her face.
"Maybe I didn't eat last night!" Lin Dong could only find a reason. It wasn't good to scare the little girl into a heart attack. Actually, he could do it again for breakfast today.
"Ah, so that's how it is." The little girl seemed to believe him.
"That's right. Also, help me pack up twenty buns." Lin Dong took out an old man's head from his wallet. It was the only one.
"You really want to commit suicide! It's so scary to die alive. I won't help you do such a terrible thing! " When the little girl heard this, she was instantly frightened. She subconsciously stuffed her small hands into her small mouth and almost cried.
"…" Lin Dong was speechless.
He didn't successfully pack up the twenty buns. The lesson of punishing himself was thus impacted and couldn't achieve the most profound and far-reaching impact. Forget it, there will be opportunities in the future. He let out a small burp. After returning from his dream, Lin Dong, whose cultivation was completely destroyed and who had to start from scratch, finally had the time to think about his future.
Cultivation, start again.
This was a must.
Then, he would go to the cultivation world and find Piaomiao Fairy. He would tell her that cultivating alone was too slow and that it was more efficient for two people to cultivate together … That was the whole plan.
After walking around the streets, he found that everything was still the same. There were no signs of the end of the world. His previous dream of killing zombies on the streets and rescuing girls everywhere and occupying a villa to raise them seemed to be hopeless. Fortunately, after walking around the cultivation world, his mentality was very different. Regardless of whether there was an end of the world or not, he could easily counterattack the fair, rich, and beautiful girls. Moreover, he didn't have to worry about the evolution of zombies and the shortage of food.
"Forget it, I can't be a savior. I'll just be an ordinary person. As long as I live a comfortable life, it's fine." Lin Dong never had the awareness of being a main character in an American TV series. What was Spiderman? Could it be eaten?
Seeing that all the girls on the street were playing with their phones, Lin Dong then remembered that he also had this thing.
When he returned to the apartment, he found that his phone was already out of battery.
After charging it and starting it up, he found that there were a lot of calls and messages. After thinking carefully for a long time, Lin Dong finally found the memory of "ten years ago". It should be summer vacation now, and he was working for a company. Two days before dream-traversing the cultivation world, he fell ill due to a high fever and was lying on the bed, unable to move. It was very likely that no one took care of him and he died, causing him to transmigrate. After wandering in the cultivation world for ten years, he was accidentally beaten back by Piaomiao Fairy.
In other words, he needed to go to work today. Skipping work for three days was the reason why there were so many calls on his phone.
Go to work? I'm a diligent cultivator now, okay?
Although I decided not to go to work this time, I still have to make the calls.
One must finish what he started.
"Ah, Brother Jian, right? I want to ask? Did Manager Huang say anything these days? "Lin Dong searched for a long time before he found the number.
This "Brother Jian" was called Shi Jian, Lin Dong's colleague.
He was also Lin Dong's senior.
After entering the company, Senior Shi was quite enthusiastic, especially when Lin Dong treated him to drinks in the past. When he drank until his face turned red, Senior Shi even slapped the table and said, "We are brothers, even closer than real brothers." Of course, these words couldn't be taken seriously. Lin Dong was not an idiot, but now it was time to test his character. Lin Dong treated Senior Shi to a meal, a sauna, a massage, and so on. They could more or less be considered fair-weather friends. If Senior Shi's moral integrity hadn't fallen to the ground, he might have found an excuse to cover up for Lin Dong.
If he could help him ask for a leave, then there would be nothing to say. A true friend!
It was worth it to treat him before.
Thus, Lin Dong pretended to be very silly and naive, and called Senior Shi to test him.
Who knew that as soon as the call was connected, Senior Shi severely criticized Lin Dong, with a tone of "I thought highly of you, but why are you so disappointing?" "It's you, Xiao Lin! You made it so easy for me to find you. I called you so many times these days, but you didn't pick up a single one … Why didn't you ask for a leave when you didn't come to work? "
"In the company?" Lin Dong almost couldn't find a space to speak.
"I have to shoulder all the work in the company alone. I'm really tired out during this period of time!" Senior Shi said with a strong sense of righteousness.
"Work?" Before Lin Dong could finish, his previous fantasy had been smashed by Senior Shi, "Don't mention work. You don't know, Exploiter Huang is really angry this time. He threatened to kill you, chop off your hands and feet to make dishes, and dry your head to be placed in front of the company as a specimen. I think you better not go back to the company, and quickly go abroad to hide!"
If Lin Dong was still in the past, he would definitely think that Senior Shi would really take care of him like this.
Maybe he would be touched.
Maybe he would accidentally invite him for a ride or something.
In fact, Senior Shi saw that Lin Dong didn't go to work, and the company happened to be short of people for a big project, so he simply asked his girlfriend to jump ship and directly replace Lin Dong's position. And Manager Huang, who was similar to an African cannibal chief in Senior Shi's words, thought that Lin Dong, who had "disappeared for three days", had found a better job, and had already found a higher position in another company. He had always been regretting the loss of talent in the company.
Senior Shi's acting skills were not bad.
If it was a godly drama, it would be a piece of cake for him to tear the Japanese apart.
But now that Lin Dong knew the Sound Insight Technique, it was impossible for him to be kept in the dark like before.
However, Lin Dong was not a good person either. Knowing that it was fake, he still took out the innocence of "please don't lie to me" and expressed his sincere gratitude to the loyal Senior Shi, "Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Jian, for getting you involved. I'll definitely treat you to a drink when I'm free."
Senior Shi laughed straightforwardly, "It's okay. It's my duty, my duty!"
He didn't say the last sentence.
It was true that he was willing to sacrifice for his brother, but for a woman, he could stab his brother twice.
If it was in the past, he would definitely regret losing his job. Although this job was a bit tiring and the salary was not high, summer jobs were very difficult to find, and there were even fewer people who could learn something. At first, it was not easy to find a job, but now it was gone. It was really a bit … However, after traveling back, Lin Dong naturally couldn't waste his time in that kind of place. A diligent cultivator was the right way in the world, right?
The hypocritical conversation ended.
Lin Dong held his chin and began to think about life.
"Well, I have to find a way to get some money. I'm the man who will become the king of pirates … I'll have a feast of the sea on the Grand Line, swim in the R Ocean of heaven on earth, and let one goddess after another take turns to bow down and lick my feet. This kind of life as a winner is the true meaning and pursuit of life!" As a poor student, Lin Dong decided that from today on, he would implement an unprecedented counterattack plan.
What?
Can't a poor guy counterattack?
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