Once again, he won against Brother Li in RANK. Later on, Li Jiu refused to play Duo with Brother Hanzi anymore. He silently played Solo.
At midnight, Li Xu went offline early. At this time, his other teammates were still streaming.
Li Xu pushed open the door of Li Ge's studio. "Li Ge, I'm leaving."
"Okay, is that bird still there?"
"I just glanced at it. It's still there."
Li Ge didn't turn his head. "Oh, then you can drive the bird out before you go. We don't have time."
Li Xu was speechless.
I suspect that you are deliberately targeting me. I don't need evidence.
Standing in the training room with a feather duster in his hand, he looked at the magpie squatting in the corner above.
The magpie was curled up in the corner of the wall. It was weak and pitiful.
Li Xu was a little sad. Xu Ge never attacked the weak. Before, he just followed his teammates to drive the bird away.
He sighed and said to Magpie in a low voice, "Don't blame me. I wanted to let you go, but in this evil world, girls are forced into prostitution, and bullies bully people. Brother Xu's kindness can't be tolerated."
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and drive it away." Li Ge poked his head out of the studio.
Li Xu looked serious and put his hands together. "Amitabha, take this!"
Li Xu jumped up and waved the feather duster in his hand at the magpie in the corner of the ceiling.
Even though they couldn't hit him, Li Jiu's attacks were truly frightening. The magpie was also shocked by Li Jiu's wild swinging of the feather duster. It flew to the opposite corner, and Li Jiu turned around and hopped after it.
For a moment, the training room was in chaos.
Li Xu chased after it fiercely. The magpie flew around in front of him, but it didn't fly out of the wide open door and window. The training room was a little big, so Li Xu couldn't drive the magpie to the window at all.
Five minutes later, Li Xu was panting and sweating. Looking at the magpie in the corner of the ceiling again, he didn't know what to do.
The originally pitiful bird also became disgusted in his eyes.
"Get down here!" Li Jiu raised his head and shouted in exasperation.
"Quack, quack."
"Come down, I'll beat you to death."
"Quack, quack, quack."
"Quack, come down. Xu Ge will teach you how to be a bird."
"Quack."
Li Xu couldn't chase the bird away, so he started to argue with it. One man and one bird, one on top, they were having a great time arguing.
Suddenly, the magpie flew over Li Xu's head, and a cloud of white feces fell like a bomb.
"F * ck!"
Fortunately, Li Xu had been looking up and dodging the soul attack in time.
"B * tch bird, just you wait. I'll drive you out today."
Li Jiu's anger rose. Today, he was going to fight with this d * mn bird. He took out his phone and started to tweet.
"How can I drive away a magpie that flew into the room? Waiting online, it's urgent. "
Although Li Xu didn't post on Twitter for a few months and didn't have many followers, the fans replied quite quickly.
"What is Li Xu doing? Asking how to drive the bird away in the early morning, are you so bored? "
"Didn't you just finish your live broadcast? You're walking the bird after the broadcast? "
"Was it invaded by magpies? My house has also encountered it, but my house is small, so it's easy to catch it. "
"It's a good thing that magpies come. Don't drive them out. Serve them well."
"Urbanization is too serious now. Many wild animals have come to the city."
"Haha! Two sparrows came to the supermarket outside and lived there for two weeks. The people in the supermarket closed the door after work every day and couldn't drive them away. In the end, they had to ask the animal farm to get the two sparrows out. "
"Hey! Don't talk about the apartment above us. There were actually mandarin ducks on the balcony. That's the 23rd floor. A lot of little mandarin ducks were hatched. In the end, the firefighters came to move the mandarin ducks away. "
Not many people replied, but the atmosphere was very happy. However, the content of the discussion had nothing to do with Li Xu's question.
Even Kim Minna gave him a like, but he didn't know what it meant.
Seeing that the replies were getting more and more ridiculous, Li Xu had to post again.
"Be serious, a magpie came into our training room. I can't drive it away. I'm really troubled. Help me come up with ideas."
"Haha! Sorry, I don't sympathize with you at all. Instead, I want to laugh. "
"Xu Ge, do you want to start a live broadcast? A live broadcast of driving birds away is definitely more popular than a live broadcast of games. "
"Li Xu's troubles can bring us joy. Thousands of people wrote to Li Xu to live broadcast of driving birds away."
"I'm a biology student. As long as you make it feel uncomfortable in the indoor environment, it will go out by itself. You can try to spray it with a water gun."
Finally, he saw a reliable reply. Li Xu was touched. What he said made sense, but Li Xu rejected it. Where could he get a water gun at this time?
Moreover, he didn't know if the walls of the training room were waterproof, but there were so many computers below. If he really used a water gun to drive the magpie away, he didn't know how many computers would be flooded.
Li Xu replied, "Guru, is there any other way besides using a water gun? It's not convenient to use a water gun in the training room. "
"You can also find the sound of the magpie's natural enemy. It will feel uneasy and run away by itself. You can look for the sound of the goshawk online. It's the biggest bird of prey in Korea. It should be useful."
As expected of a professional, his reasoning was convincing. The method sounded scientific and reliable.
Li Xu thanked him, "Thank you, Guru, for your guidance. I'll give it a try."
Li Xu searched for the sound of the goshawk online and turned the volume to the maximum. He aimed it at the wretched bird that was peeking its head out.
Wretched bird, die. "
With the play button pressed, a loud and clear eagle's cry was emitted from the phone.
The magpie that was squatting in the corner suddenly heard the sound of its natural enemy. The fear that was engraved in its genes was awakened. With a jump, it even forgot to spread its wings as it plummeted down.
"Haha! Wretched bird, you must have turned silly. "
Li Xu was extremely pleased as he pounced at the magpie with the phone in hand.
With the sound of its natural enemy approaching, the magpie panicked even more. It flapped its wings and flew up. After flying half a circle in the training room, it flew out of the window. In its panic, it slammed into the window and fell down.
"Yo! Why are you panicking? "
Li Xu took Crab Steps and slowly walked towards the window. The eagle's cry on the phone paused for a moment before it became louder.
The magpie was even more flustered now. It almost rolled and crawled out of the window, disappearing in an instant.
After turning off the eagle's cry on the phone, Li Xu heaved a sigh of relief.
Looking around the training room, the stools were strewn everywhere. The white feathers on the floor were especially eye-catching. The feathers on the feather duster had fallen to the floor and mixed with bird feces.
In short, it was a mess.
Li Jiu clapped his hands and the corners of his lips curled up slightly. "It was settled easily and happily."
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