On the night of the fourth round of the competition, SKT was preparing to start a live stream early in the morning.
However, a magpie flew into the training room. SKT threw themselves into battle and tried to chase the magpie out. The magpie flew around the training room for half an hour without being chased away.
Teddy held a duster in one hand and supported his waist with the other. "Ouch! My waist is hurting. Why won't the bird go out? "
"What should we do? We have to chase it away. Look, it's pooped a few times. It almost hit my head. Why don't we go all the way … "
Hanzi Bro wiped his shoulder with a tissue in his left hand and made a throat-slitting gesture with his right hand.
Li Xu reminded him, "It's not almost. It's already on your head. Other than your shoulder, there's also some on your hair. You haven't wiped it off yet."
Hanzi Bro froze. He wiped his head with his hand and happened to touch white feces.
"Siba ~ ~ ~ I'm going to kill it." Hanzi Bro wiped his hands with a tissue.
Haru found two baseballs. "Let's smash it down. We can't chase it away like this."
Hanzi Bro took one of the baseballs. "I'm going to smash all the feces out of it."
Li Ge slapped the baseballs out of his hands. "Are you stupid? What if you really hurt it?"
Magpies were Korea's national bird. If people found out that SKT had hurt a magpie behind closed doors, they would probably be scolded to death.
Hanzi Bro's face hardened. "We're all on the same side here. No one will know. We'll bury it and no one will know."
Li Xu said, "That's what every criminal who's been caught thinks."
Hanzi Bro stopped talking and glanced at his teammates.
Li Xu had a point. Could there be a mole?
Sigh! Back then, I had mistakenly believed the mole, Little Peanut. He had clearly said that he would help me on the top lane, but in the end, he had watched as I was killed by Aun and the jungler.
If that wasn't a mole, then what was?
Teddy said, "But if we don't chase it away, what if it poops on the keyboard? The thought of touching a keyboard stained with bird poop makes me sick all over. "
Li Xu comforted him, "Don't worry, it's only that big, and it won't poop a lot. Maybe it'll poop all over Jin Donghe's head."
"…"
Haru had an idea. "We don't have to hit the bird. We can just hit it next to it and scare it out. The window is so big. It will go out after we scare it."
Li Ge: "That's a good suggestion. Who can throw a baseball accurately? Don't hit the bird. "
"I'll do it."
Brother Hanzi volunteered. Looking at his eagerness to try, Li Xu seriously suspected that he was running for the bird.
Brother Hanzi raised the baseball and glanced at Magpie. Then, he twisted his body and held the baseball in his right hand behind his back. His right foot was on the ground, and his left foot was slightly raised as he began to accumulate power.
"I was the best pitcher in my school when I was in high school. I was called Liu Xianzhen of Qingzhou High. I wasn't there when you guys played against PUBG last time. This time, I'll show you what I'm capable of. Let's go!"
Brother Hanzi threw the baseball in his hand so hard that his body staggered. It was obvious that he had used all his strength.
A black shadow flashed across the sky. Perhaps the magpie was frightened, but it stayed motionless in the corner.
But Brother Hanzi's throw was a little too crooked. The baseball bounced on the wall more than 50 centimeters away from Magpie, and then bounced back down from the ceiling.
The baseball bounced twice at the corner of the wall and flew down to Guapi at the barbecue stall.
"Get down!"
Teddy exclaimed. Everyone hurriedly covered their heads and squatted down.
But before they could squat down, the baseball bounced on the floor next to Li Xu's feet, went straight through Li Xu's crotch, and bounced twice before landing in the trash can in the training room.
Li Xu lowered his head and looked at his crotch in a daze. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"What the hell are you throwing? You should aim at that bird."
Li Xu was very dissatisfied. Just a little bit more, and Xu Ge's balls would be in pain.
"Again." Brother Hanzi was unwilling to admit defeat. He picked up the baseball and aimed again.
Everyone hurriedly squatted down so that they wouldn't be caught off guard. Li Xu even hugged his knees to protect his private parts.
Brother Hanzi gathered his strength and threw the baseball.
With a whoosh, the baseball drew a black line in the air. Once again, it avoided Magpie's position, hit the corner twice in a row, and flew down.
This time, the baseball didn't fly towards them. Instead, it went straight for the computer monitor below.
The thin back of the monitor was hit by the baseball, and fell down directly onto the wooden floor with a thud.
"…"
Several people stared at each other. MATA turned the monitor over and saw two vertical lines across the monitor. Obviously, it was time to melt it down.
Li Xu pinched his finger and poked Brother Hanzi, who was standing in front of him in a daze. "Liu Xianzhen from Qingzhou High School. That's it?"
"I was aiming at the side, but I didn't calculate the angle of the rebound. I'll pay attention next time."
Brother Hanzi said stubbornly and bent down to pick up the baseball again.
Brother Li had quick reflexes. When Brother Hanzi bent down and was about to touch the baseball, Brother Li kicked the baseball away.
"Do you want to break all the computers?"
Brother Hanzi was embarrassed. "Next time, I'll throw a little closer and fly past the bird's head. It will definitely be scared."
MATA sneered, "That bird didn't move from the beginning to the end. It wasn't scared, but you scared us."
"Yes, especially me. You almost scared me to death."
Li Xu added with lingering fear. He had never practiced the Iron Block Kung Fu. Based on Brother Hanzi's desperation, if he was unlucky, the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Then what should we do? Since it's already like this, we have to chase it away. Otherwise, this monitor will be sacrificed for nothing. "
"Why don't we turn off the lights and try again? See if it will be scared away? "Teddy had a new idea.
"Good idea. All the lights in the training room are turned on. It'll be very bright and blind its bird eyes."
Brother Hanzi took the lead and rushed to the switch. He turned off all the lights, and the whole training room was dark.
After a while, all the lights were suddenly turned on. It was so bright that it was a little dazzling.
"Haha! It's not there anymore. "
Brother Hanzi shouted happily. The magpie that was originally hiding in the corner above the wall lamp was gone.
"It's on the computer."
Effort pointed, and the magpie landed on a computer monitor. As soon as Li Xu approached, the magpie jumped and flew back to the corner above the wall lamp.
Brother Hanzi turned off the lights and turned them back on after a while.
However, this time, the magpie didn't move. It was still in the same place. Teddy picked up the duster and waved it around. The magpie only moved a few steps to another corner.
Brother Hanzi turned off the lights and turned them on again, but the magpie still didn't move.
"I don't believe it. Birds have good eyesight. They must be afraid of light."
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