MATA sat on the chair and threw his phone on the table. He lay down and looked at the ceiling blankly with his glasses on. He looked like he had nothing to live for.
"That …"
Li Ge organized his words and was about to speak.
Just then, MATA's phone rang. However, MATA had no intention of picking it up. He stared at the ceiling blankly.
Li Xu glanced at it. It was probably his girlfriend.
"That, your phone is ringing."
Li Xu felt that he was a little stupid. MATA was not deaf.
"Oh!"
Finally, MATA took the phone, glanced at it, hung up, and threw the phone aside.
'Did they really have a fight?'
As the only one in SKT who was not single, MATA was the envy of everyone. Every time he talked to his girlfriend on the phone, he looked like he was going to kill someone.
However, for the past two days, MATA's attitude was as if he had lost his soul.
“MATA？ What happened to you? Why didn't you pick up the phone? Did something happen between you and your girlfriend? "
"Something wrong?"
MATA stood up and paced back and forth. Finally, he did not look dispirited anymore. Instead, he became very agitated.
"If you want to talk about a problem, the problem is that she is a woman.
"I hope that I can live a good life. That's not a problem. However, this is a big problem for her.
"To be honest, I didn't train with her the whole day yesterday. However, every time she opened her mouth, I wanted to find something to shut her mouth.
"I've had enough for the past two years. Everything is happening to me."
MATA did not talk much. However, once he started talking, he could not stop. He kept pacing back and forth. Li Xu and Li Ge were stunned.
"Happiness is a f * cking lie. Love is like that. You bring your own happiness into it. Once you're in, you can only rack your brains for her happiness.
"It's her birthday. Her dog's birthday. I have to make her happy. I have to make her and her dog happy.
"There's no one who can make these girls happy. It's simply impossible to make a woman happy."
"Batman is awesome enough, right? Before he became Batman, his girlfriend would say all the time, 'You can't do anything, you're useless, you're a loser, how can I be with someone like you?' When the poor guy finally became Batman, the very same day, she said, 'You're Batman, huh? I just want to date an ordinary person. 'What a f * cked up movie story. "
"They don't get tired from shopping all day long. First, they buy cups. Now, they want to buy coffee tables. Then, the cups don't match the coffee tables, so they go to buy cups. Every few days, they feel that the cups are too monotonous, so they want to buy more cups. Now, I have so many cups that I can sell them."
Mata was agitated and added, "The money is enough for Faker to live on for a year!"
"Hey, hey, hey." Even Brother Li, who was lying on the side, was implicated.
Am I really that cheap? A year's worth of living expenses is only worth a few cups of yours?
"She went to buy one thing and came back with something else. She pestered me for two weeks asking, 'Do you want a table?' Do you want a table? ' She dragged me around the mall for five hours, but she came back with a pair of slippers. "
"I was playing a training game, and she called. I said, 'I'm training, I can't call now.' Is that so hard to understand? "
"She didn't want me to hang up. 'Talk to me for two more minutes, two more minutes. I'll talk to you for two more minutes. What do you get out of it? Can I talk to you properly in two more minutes? Then, if I don't say 'I love you' to her before hanging up, she starts again. "
Mata was agitated and swung the phone in her hand. "This stupid phone is so annoying. It's killing me."
"Did you see the carrier's advertisement? The price has dropped again. Hurry up and call. I beg you to raise the price quickly. If it drops again, you'll kill me. "
"You tell her you don't have time to pick up the phone, and she says, 'Aiya! You won't talk to me anymore. You're not interested in me anymore! Since you're not interested in me, why should I call you? "
Mata danced. She was really out of control.
"Aiya! Oh my god, how would I know why you called me? You should ask the owner of the telecommunications company. "
"I received her text during training during the day: I love you. Then, I replied to her: I love you too. Then, I received one text message after another. "
"What the hell is she working for?!"
"If I didn't reply to two texts in a row, the phone call would come immediately. And if I didn't pick up the phone, I would receive a text message ten minutes later: I think we're still not suitable."
"Just in these ten minutes, she changed from 'I love you' to 'I still think we're not suitable.' And that's when she's in a normal mood and not depressed."
"Now I know why so many men die of heart disease, and why there are more and more gays."
"Because there are no women to ruin their happiness!"
"People say: behind every successful man, there is a woman. That's right, but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man, there is also a woman. And there are many more unsuccessful men than successful men. "
"Some time ago, during the holidays, I told her: I'm going home later. She didn't even eat and slept on an empty stomach. I went to ask her to eat, but it happened again. How could I live? I kept comforting her and telling her not to eat. After comforting her, I felt that I couldn't eat anymore. "
"I sat alone in the corner, quietly enjoying the rare peace. When she saw me, she would still run over and ask: What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about? "
"What the hell, I'm not thinking about anything! I'm just thinking about how to shut her mouth. "
"Let me tell you, you'll never be able to have a good talk with a woman, because when they talk about it, they're actually arguing. We men are born to not have the upper hand when it comes to arguing."
"Because we men have a basic principle: we have to be reasonable when arguing. But if you reason with her, she will talk about her feelings with you. If you talk about your feelings with her, she will play rogue with you. You will never win."
"And she usually won't argue with you on the spot. They like to wait for two months before arguing with you. After two months, who the f * ck will still remember!"
"Now I know why in our Korean weddings, the groom has to light a fire in the courtyard when he enters the bride's house."
"The ancients told us that marrying a woman is stepping into a fire pit!"
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