Li Xu waved his hand. This bunch of idiots in the stream were getting more and more off topic. "Secondly, she has to be kind, gentle, and understanding."
"Also, she has to know how to cook."
"Go away, go away. This idiot is still dreaming. Where can he find such a girlfriend?"
"Whose urine is yellow? Wake him up. Don't let him taste the sweetness of life! "
"Cook? Are you not awake yet? I'm forced to cook for my wife and do housework every day. With your conditions, prepare to be single for the rest of your life. "
"Li Xu, remember to tell me when you find a girlfriend. Let me know that such a girl still exists. That way, I can regain my confidence in life."
• • • • •
"Mm ~ Long hair would be best."
Li Jiu did not care about the comments from his friends on the bullet screen as he continued to ramble on.
"She has to have a good figure too, but she can't be taller than me. That would put a lot of pressure on me. Of course, with my height, this condition is very easy."
While bragging to his friends, a figure suddenly flashed through Li Xu's mind.
This person seems to fit all the conditions!
Hm?
Wait a minute! What am I thinking? My mind is in a mess! Let me think.
Crab Banana Potato
Liang Chaowei Ultraman Jeans
Guan Yunchang Sima Guang Winter Sun
Autumn Wind Sweeps the Fallen Leaves Wang Xiaoming Helps Grandma Cross the Road
Ali Baba and the 40 Bandit Aliens Battle the Predator!
Just as Li Xu's mind was in a mess, the long-awaited system notification sounded.
"Ding! Mission: The heart of a champion. Chase your dreams and thirst for glory. The first trophy in your career is within reach. Win the Kespa Cup. Reward: 10 Potential Points. Can be freely distributed. Punishment for failure: Skill Extreme Burst will be permanently removed. "
"Side Mission: Balanced Warrior. When all five of the host's abilities reach 80 points and above, the system will be upgraded and new functions will be unlocked."
Li Xu didn't have time to think about the mess in his head. He was a little confused by the two missions.
This was the first time the system had issued two missions at the same time. It was also the first time a side mission was issued.
He had already figured out the rules of the system. Not every match would have a quest. Usually, the system would play dead, and no matter how he shouted, there would be no response. Only during important matches would the system jump out, such as his first training match or his first professional match.
Now, it was the first time that a quest had been triggered. But why was there a punishment for failing the quest this time? Furthermore, he had directly removed his only skill. If this skill was gone, it would have a huge impact on him.
Even though Li Xu felt that the current GEN • G was weaker than GRF and that SKT had a high chance of winning the championship, who could say for sure what would happen in a match? After all, this was a 5v5 match. He might have cheated, but his teammates didn't. There were too many teams that had performed fancy overturns in last year's S8 World Championship.
Also, what was the meaning of this side quest's reward? System upgrade? As for what kind of new function it was, it was not clear.
Fortunately, there was no time limit for this mission, and there was no punishment for failure.
"System? System? "Li Xu muttered in his mind. The System continued to play dead.
Hehe! When people buy electronic products, at least they come with a free instruction manual! You're good, digging a hole but not filling it. But what was I thinking just now?
"Xu Ge? Did you take the wrong medicine? You're sitting there in a daze. "
"Li Jiu is thinking about how many people on Earth can fulfill the conditions that he mentioned."
"Li Xu, give up. You're destined to be single for life."
"Xu Ge, as long as you remove the gender requirement, I'll fulfill it."
"Damn gay, get out of my way!"
"Homosexuality is heresy, you should be burned at the stake."
"Bullsh * t, homosexuality is true love, heterosexuality is heresy!"
Li Xu realized that his live stream channel had completely changed. It did not look like a live stream channel at all. All sorts of netizens were discussing whether homosexuality was true love, life, philosophy, finance, and even two netizens were discussing the breeding of pet dogs.
There was no f * cking discussion about the game!
Li Xu felt that he should correct this unhealthy trend, so he silently opened the game.
Seeing that the live stream channel was still not quiet, Li Xu said seriously, "That's enough. Those two comrades who are discussing the breeding of a Husky and a Chi-Chi Doll, please be more serious! This is a live stream channel for a strong League of Legends streamer. Don't be like an entertainment streamer and talk nonsense all day long. "
After entering the game, his teammates saw Li Xu's ID: Lixu and immediately became lively.
You Will Never Walk Alone: "Li Xu? Hurry up and ban Yasso, ban Yasso! "
Solo Bernabeu: "Li Xu? Did you get Miss Kim Minna's number or not? Give me a definite answer! "
Director of the Asylum: "Upstairs, don't panic. I'll arrange for Yasso right away. Li Xu, what's going on between you and Miss Kim Minna? What's your relationship? "
Best Orphan: "Bro, don't ban Yasso. Li Xu can't play with Yasso. Give me Yasso, I'll show him off."
Director of the Asylum: "Bro, just because of your ID, I'll lock Yasso in a small dark room."
Li Xu looked at the screen and didn't say a word. The audience in the live stream channel started again.
"Okay, Xu Ge, strong streamer, your teammate is the entertainment type, hahaha!"
"Ban Yasso, haha! Li Xu's orphan, Yasso, is really panicking. "
"Damn, you almost got away with it. Li Xu, you haven't said whether Miss Minna called you or not."
"Li Xu, tell us, are you already with Miss Minna?"
Li Xu was helpless. "Don't make wild guesses, okay? Miss Minna didn't call me. Even if I like her, she won't like me! "
"Now you're exposed! You have bad intentions towards Miss Minna! "
"Haha! As expected, Miss Minna isn't interested in Li Xu, this flirtatious freak! "
Li Xu's face turned green. You're the flirtatious freak! Your whole family is flirtatious freaks!
In the end, Yasso was banned.
Best Orphan: "Li Xu, you and I can't live under the same sky. Not only do you want to steal my goddess, but you also want to make me lose my happiness."
Li Xu: "What does it have to do with me? Why is Yasso banned? Look at your ID, don't you know? "
Ignoring his chattering teammate, Li Xu said, "Tell me, what hero do you want to watch? This is the live stream channel of the top top top laners. It's time for you to get to know each other."
"Xu Ge, whatever. Just take it out and show it off."
"Play a new hero! We've already seen the others. Pick one that Xu Ge hasn't played before. "
"I don't care about other things. Li Xu, I want to see you cross-dress."
Li Xu didn't say anything and muted the guy who wanted to cross-dress and locked the wine barrel.
"Get ready to clap and scream. Happy time is starting!"
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