I have to ask for a ticket! A stamp is fine too. There are too few tickets now, can't you give Xiao Mi some time to explode?
= = = =
As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire. However, most men are visual creatures, and they are quite picky about what they see. However, the number of goddesses far exceeds the number of dinosaurs, so it is inevitable that many men will become pitiful spare tires. The only difference is that some spare tires do not know that they are a spare tire, while some men are willing to be a spare tire.
Being a spare tire is not the most miserable thing, because a spare tire still has its uses. When a goddess encounters a change of heart and needs comfort, the use of a spare tire is revealed. However, a spare tire is still fragile, because the value of a spare tire to a goddess is to listen to her endless love story that is longer than Aunt Wang's foot wrapping cloth. However, this love story has nothing to do with a spare tire, the male lead is someone else.
To make matters worse, when a goddess is drunk and scolds, "That son of a bitch, I have given him everything, and he still dares to …", a qualified spare tire will immediately follow up with, "That so does not know how to cherish, he is blind."
There is no other way, this is the meaning of being a spare tire. As a spare tire, if you do not listen to these love story and vent, then your existence is completely worthless.
The pain of a spare tire can be imagined.
However, Qin Lang actually said that there is a character worse than a spare tire, this made Tao Ruoxiang curious, so she quickly asked for the result.
"Of course, the one worse than a spare tire is a jack." Qin Lang smiled and explained, "Think about it, when you are driving, when you want to change a spare tire, don't you need to use a jack? The spare tire of a goddess is no longer useful, only a jack is qualified to be a spare tire, isn't that right? "
Hearing Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh, but felt that it was somewhat inappropriate, she should be depressed right now.
Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxiang did not laugh, thinking that Teacher Tao's sense of humor is really high, but I don't believe that I can't make you laugh. Thus, Qin Lang continued, "Actually, as a man, being a spare tire or a jack is not the worst, there is something worse than these two titles."
"Then what is it?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.
"Bicycle pump."
Qin Lang explained in all seriousness, "Even with a jack, there's still a chance to push it up. Do you know when this punching bag will come in handy? It can only be used when you have an abortion. "
Tao Ruoxiang stared blankly at first, then suddenly understood the humor in Qin Lang's words. She couldn't help but laugh out loud. However, with her outburst, Qin Lang immediately suffered a calamity as he was sprayed with beer by Tao Ruoxiang.
No one would feel comfortable being sprayed in the face with spit, but when it came from the mouth of a beautiful woman, no matter if it was spit or beer, no one would feel disgusted. That was why Qin Lang wasn't angry at all. Instead, he smiled at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her slender fingers to wipe his face.
Unfortunately, Tao Ruoxiang seemed to have seen through Qin Lang's thoughts. When her hand was about to touch Qin Lang's face, she quickly retracted her hand and said, "Take the napkin, wipe it yourself!"
Qin Lang knew that he shouldn't show his happy expression too early, so he could only reach out to take the napkin from Tao Ruoxiang. However, he took the opportunity to touch Tao Ruoxiang's palm, and felt a little static.
Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang, but looking at this guy's mischievous smile, she couldn't do anything about it. In the past, when she still had the identity of "Teacher Tao", Tao Ruoxiang could still "suppress" Qin Lang, this brat. But now, she realized that her deterrence towards Qin Lang seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.
Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew that he couldn't openly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face, so he suddenly became serious. "Aunt Tao, now that you've heard the joke, you're in a good mood. Can you tell me why you're depressed now? By the way, are you sure it's not because of a change of heart? If it is, I'll leave immediately. I don't want to be a spare tire. "
"Don't worry, you're not a spare tire." Tao Ruoxiang also said seriously, and added, "You're not even a bicycle pump!"
"Heh … then I'm relieved."
Just as Qin Lang expected, Tao Ruoxiang was just drinking to drown her sorrows, but not to throw a drunken fit. Therefore, she didn't encounter a change of heart, but just encountered a problem at work.
Originally, Tao Ruoxiang had passed the civil service examination in the police system, and this matter was already set in stone with the help of Qin Lang. However, just as Tao Ruoxiang was about to show off her skills, something unexpected happened.
Because she was a newbie and a girl, and because she lacked experience and needed more training, she was temporarily transferred to another department to work, so she couldn't participate in the case at all.
"My Aunt Tao, are you angry because of this?" Qin Lang said, "Although this does discourage your enthusiasm, this should be normal procedure."
"Normal my ass! You just think that I'm a girl, and most importantly, I don't know how to build relationships, so you purposely excluded me. "Tao Ruoxiang looked indignant, as if she had suffered a great injustice.
"Then may I ask, Auntie Tao, which department are you working in now?"
This question seemed to be difficult for Tao Ruoxiang to answer, so she took another sip of wine and said indignantly, "The City Patriotic Guard Association! Do you know what they want me to do? They want me to give out leaflets and rat poison to various units and communities to kill rats and cockroaches, and there's even a target! Not only do I have to distribute the rat poison, but I also have to record how many kilograms of rats and cockroaches are killed. There's even a d * mn target for this! "
"Uh …"
Qin Lang finally understood Teacher Tao Ruoxiang's grievances. She was a top student in the criminal investigation department, so it was fine that she was seconded to another unit, but it was a "mysterious department". How could she not have a headache?
"Aunt Tao, I think you should be more open-minded." In order to comfort Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang racked his brain to find something funny. "I think you should think of it this way. Why did you join the police system? Isn't it to get rid of pests for the people? Now that you've joined the Patriotic Guard Association, it's also to get rid of pests for the people. Moreover, it's to get rid of the four pests. How impressive! "
Getting rid of pests naturally meant getting rid of rats, cockroaches, mosquitoes, and flies. This was one of the main tasks of the Patriotic Guard Association. If Qin Lang hadn't heard Zheng Yingwen mention it that night, he wouldn't have known that there was such a mysterious department.
"Impressive? Impressive my ass!" Tao Ruoxiang scolded. "You're such a heartless guy. I asked you to comfort me, but you only know how to make fun of me!"
"Who said I didn't comfort you? Don't you feel much better now?" Qin Lang still laughed shamelessly.
"Yes, I'm in a good mood now because you're my 'punching bag'. You're there to cheer me on."
"That's not funny. It's bad luck!" Qin Lang snorted. He didn't want to become someone's punching bag one day.
In Qin Lang's opinion, being a punching bag was as sad as being a father.
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