"Since logistics is so promising, why don't you just change from field work to internal work?" Qin Lang joked.
"Sigh! To be honest, it's not easy to do internal work. You know, the people in Tangmen who do logistics, except for those who run errands, are all highly intelligent and highly educated people. These guys are either communication experts or computer experts, or actuaries, accountants, and so on. In short, even if these people don't work in Tangmen, they can get a high salary in any large company! As for me, my results are too bad, so I can only do these unskilled field tasks! "
Tang San laughed self-deprecatingly. "Of course, I'm just complaining. In fact, I prefer to do field tasks, and those guys who do internal work are actually quite envious of us. Do you know why?"
"How would I know? But I'm a little curious, "Qin Lang said.
Tang San flicked his hair proudly. "Because we, the assassins who are highly skilled in the field, are more attractive to women, and it's difficult for those otakus who do internal work to get the assassin beauties of Tangmen. By the way, to tell you the truth, there are a lot of beauties in the assassin world, but these beauties can't be conquered by those who do internal work."
"Are there a lot of beauties in the assassin world?" Qin Lang was also very curious about this issue.
"Of course there are many!" Tang San said affirmatively. "Do you know the reason?"
"I'd like to hear the details."
"Because as a woman, if she wants to be an assassin, she must have a good figure. It's difficult for a woman with a bloated body to become an assassin because it's inconvenient for her to move. In addition, a good method is also a female assassin's weapon. It can make many men fall head over heels in love with her and be killed by her. Also, there are a lot of beautiful women in the assassin world because beautiful women are often very conceited and even narcissistic, so they want to prove their ability in this way, "Tang San explained." How about it? Are you very tempted now? Do you want to be a professional assassin? Are you jealous of me? "
"Classmate Tang San, I only have one question for you. Please answer me honestly. You can be considered an experienced assassin. Since there are so many beautiful women in the world of assassins, how many have you successfully hooked up with?" Qin Lang asked a substantive question.
This question really stumped Tang San. After holding it in for a while, he coughed a few times and said, "This … about this question, it involves personal privacy, so I will answer it."
"I didn't expect you to be the first man in the world of assassins." Qin Lang laughed and revealed the secret.
Tang San snorted and said with dissatisfaction, "Actually, I originally had a chance, and it wasn't just once. It's just that I'm an arrogant person who disdains the quality of ordinary people. Look, I'm such a handsome assassin, how could I easily give my virginity to an ordinary person, right? "
"Tang San, I admit that you are very handsome. However, you also have to admit that your attraction to women is far from what you said. At least, it's not enough to attract beautiful women. "Qin Lang said calmly, but it hit Tang San's sore spot.
Tang San listened to Qin Lang's words, but he couldn't refute it. He said sullenly, "I don't know if those beautiful female assassins are blind. How could they be indifferent to a super handsome brother assassin like me! Qin Lang, don't you think so? "
"Obviously not." Qin Lang calmly analyzed, "I say, classmate Tang San, these assassin affairs that you said, should have been told to you by others, right? How many really beautiful female assassins have you met? "
"This … How do you know?" Tang San asked, "I've heard many people from the same sect say that they've met many super beautiful affairs. Furthermore, those female assassins are not only beautiful, they're also very open. Often, after they call each other, they'll go straight to a five star hotel that night, and then they'll have a fierce battle for the entire night. In the morning, when they wake up, the beauty will no longer be by their side. A night of passion, clean and tidy, that's quite satisfying! That's why I say, the beauty of the assassin world is really something to yearn for! "
"So … You believe it?" Qin Lang snorted disdainfully, "I find that you professional assassins are really pitiful. Such an obvious scam, yet you can't even see through it?"
"Scam?" Tang San looked at Qin Lang suspiciously, as if Qin Lang's words had pierced through the beautiful bubble in his heart.
"Peerless beauty, * *, a fierce battle for the entire night, ten times a night … Please, is this a story for everyone? Pan Ke Xiao Yu? Remove the shackles? Neon anxiety? Bright? Disturbing the emperor's delicate waste? Dizziness? Dizziness?? Xia Hahuan's carving brush is worth the waste? Tan Shi Mu Temple? Tan Ran Tu Zai Rong? Ji Yo D Xing Chao Xi Chu? Ya Ta? Xing?? Tomb Lady Record? Zhuo Chi Chu? Slowly Chi Chu? Pen Frame? Xuan Xuan Zang Not Left? Haggard Tu Dai Chu Qing? Come together in the adjoining courtyard to play the Heavenly Garden? Hiccupping Zhu Yi Ji Chu Qing? Hiccupping Zhu Yi Ji Chu Qing?
Nostrils Zhu Yi Ji Chu Qing??? Drooping Palm Trees Zhu Yi Ji Chu Qing? Enduring the Melancholy?
Tang San felt a wave of suffocation. He really wanted to refute Qin Lang's words, but unfortunately, Qin Lang's words weren't without reason. Carefully listening to Qin Lang's words, he also suspected that many of the stories he'd heard before were fabricated.
"Think about it again, to become an assassin, how much effort is needed, what kind of cruel training is needed. If it's a peerless beauty, would she be willing to place her fair skin under the scorching sun to roast? Would she be willing to eat wind and drink dew in order to kill, and sleep in garbage and mud? Would she really allow her delicate skin to have more scars because of the massacre? I'm not saying that there aren't any beauties in the world of assassins, but even if there were beauties in the world of assassins, the number would definitely not be many. If it wasn't a beauty with brain problems, psychological problems, or both, who would be willing to become an assassin? Don't you think so, Tang San classmate? " Qin Lang's words had always been very sharp. Tang San could only watch helplessly as the beautiful assassin's image in his heart was shattered by Qin Lang's venomous tongue attack.
"Qin Lang, you've ruined my dream lover!" After a moment, Tang San said gloomily.
"Only by giving up on your dream lover can you find your real lover." Qin Lang patted Tang San's shoulder and said in a comforting tone, "Tang San, think about it a little more. You should focus on being a professional assassin. When you become an A or S rank assassin and gain both fame and fortune, what kind of beauty wouldn't you be able to pick up? You just had to pick up beauties in the world of assassins. Aren't you just looking for women in a monk's temple? So, the earlier you disillusion these unrealistic fantasies, the better it is for you and definitely not a bad thing. "
"Everything has been ruined by your venomous tongue, how can I not be disillusioned now?" Tang San was extremely gloomy.
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