Five minutes later, the situation finally changed. Zhou Jiang rushed out of the bathroom and rushed to Qin Lang. He begged, "Mr. Qin, Doctor Qin … I was wrong. I shouldn't have doubted your medical skills … Since you diagnosed my illness, you must have a way to treat me, right?"
"You … I told you long ago that you can't hide your illness for fear of treatment." Qin Lang sighed softly. "If you had admitted your illness earlier, you wouldn't have asked for trouble. It doesn't matter if you're sick, but the key is to treat it in time. Even if you're suffering from venereal disease, it's not a big deal. "
"You … Doctor Qin, can you cure my illness?" Zhou Jiang seemed to see a ray of hope. As a journalist, he knew that venereal disease wasn't that easy to cure. Once infected, it was simply a nightmare!
"Don't forget, I'm the uncle of the health master, Lin Wuchang." Qin Lang said lightly. It seemed to be a little pretentious, but it made Zhou Jiang feel that this was a natural display of a master's demeanor.
It couldn't be helped. These days, celebrities wore tattered clothes. This was called personality. If an ordinary person wore such clothes, they would be regarded as a fool. Similarly, if an ordinary person put on airs, it was called pretentious. If a person with status and ability put on airs, it was called demeanor.
Without a doubt, in Zhou Jiang's eyes, this was Qin Lang's demeanor, this was called bearing.
Wasn't that right? Zhou Jiang suspected that he was slandering Qin Lang, but he didn't mind at all. Now, he agreed to treat Zhou Jiang's illness. If this wasn't bearing, then what was?
"Yes, yes, you're Master Lin's uncle. You definitely have a way to cure my venereal disease!" Zhou Jiang nodded quickly. There was no other way. Zhou Jiang scratched his lower body, but he still felt itchy. If he didn't treat it in time, he was afraid that his family jewels would be completely destroyed.
"Hmm … It's not a problem to treat it, but I need to know how you got this illness. Only then can I confirm if it's a venereal disease," Qin Lang said again. This was Zhou Jiang revealing his past misdeeds.
"This … this …"
"If it's difficult for you, you don't have to say it. However, traditional Chinese medicine pays particular attention to look, listen, question, and feel the pulse. If the process of 'question' is omitted and there's a deviation, it'll cause a mistake in diagnosis and treatment, which will delay your condition. That won't be good. "Qin Lang said, pretending to be profound.
"Actually, I went out with my friends for a drink and drank too much. Then, I accidentally … had sex with a few ladies. That's what happened. I didn't expect that … I would be so unlucky. I actually 'fell for it'." Zhou Jiang's face was full of regret.
"Oh, so you're saying that my judgment is correct? You really contracted the venereal disease because of promiscuity? "Qin Lang nodded slowly." Since the diagnosis is correct, I will write you an exclusive folk prescription. I guarantee that after you use it, your symptoms will be significantly reduced within half an hour, and you will be fully recovered in a day. "
"Really?" When he found out that he contracted the venereal disease, Zhou Jiang was already extremely depressed. However, when he heard that Qin Lang could actually cure him in a day, he was immediately overjoyed. The reason why people avoided venereal diseases was that it was very embarrassing to suffer from this disease. On the other hand, it was because this disease was very difficult to cure, and it was also contagious. Once you contracted it, there would often be endless consequences. However, Zhou Jiang didn't expect that Qin Lang could actually cure his disease in a day. This indeed made him secretly heave a sigh of relief.
"Really." Qin Lang said calmly. "Because you're lucky, I was able to diagnose it in the early stages. So, as long as it's supplemented with the right treatment, it's not impossible to cure it in a day. On the other hand, if you avoid treatment and wait until your condition is very serious before you go for treatment, then it'll be very difficult for you to recover. Alright, I won't say anything else. In the future, you have to be careful. You must be clean. Otherwise, if you walk at night for too long, you'll encounter ghosts. It's inevitable that you'll 'fall for it'. I've already written the prescription. Go and try it. Anyway, we have these things in our school's cafeteria. "
Zhou Jiang took the prescription that Qin Lang had written and looked at it. His expression suddenly became uncertain.
This was because there were only three "medicinal ingredients" written on the prescription. They were garlic, chilli peppers, and liquor. Usage: Mash garlic and chilli peppers, then mix them with liquor and apply it to the affected area.
Chilli peppers, garlic, and liquor. When these three things were applied to the affected area, it was a hundred times more painful than rubbing salt on the wound! However, Zhou Jiang was already extremely itchy. Even with so many people present, he couldn't help but want to stick his hand into his crotch and fiercely scratch the itch. And Qin Lang was obviously his only hope.
"Why, you don't believe me? You're worried that I'll argue with you about what happened before, "Qin Lang said calmly." I'm a virtuous doctor. How can I not have this little bit of magnanimity! "
Although Qin Lang said that he was magnanimous, the truth was that he had single-handedly directed this matter. The so-called diagnosis of Zhou Jiang's pulse was actually to poison this kid. With Qin Lang's poisoning methods, it was too easy to deal with Zhou Jiang. As for the chili, garlic, and liquor, of course, they were also used by Qin Lang to deal with Zhou Jiang.
When Zhou Jiang heard Qin Lang's "noble" words, he could only believe it. At the moment, he could only trust Qin Lang. A dead horse could only be treated as a living horse. Therefore, without saying a word, Zhou Jiang directly rushed to the cafeteria of No.7 Middle School and asked for these three things. Then, he mashed and mixed them together, then applied this "unique secret medicine" in the washroom.
"Ah —"
When the chili, garlic, and liquor medicine was applied, Zhou Jiang let out a scream. It couldn't be helped. He had already scratched this place before. Now that he had applied chili, garlic, and liquor, Zhou Jiang's little d * ck had directly turned into a "turkey". How could it not hurt?!
Not only was it painful, but it was so painful that Zhou Jiang wanted to curse. However, the strange thing was that when this pain came, the unbearable itch from before gradually disappeared. Compared to the unbearable itch, Zhou Jiang felt that this kind of pure pain was not so unbearable.
Therefore, at this time, Zhou Jiang was definitely in pain and happiness!
Just as Zhou Jiang was "enjoying" the pain, other reporters asked some superficial questions. In addition, some local reporters from Summer City interviewed Wang Zhixiu, and Wang Zhixiu finally found the opportunity to talk about her so-called quality education methods and results.
However, the reason why these reporters had not dispersed was mainly because they were still waiting for the results of Zhou Jiang's treatment. Because reporters themselves were very nosy, and Zhou Jiang had never been very popular, many people were waiting to see him make a fool of himself. If Zhou Jiang really contracted STD and couldn't be cured, many reporters would probably gloat over his misfortune.
After about ten minutes, Zhou Jiang finally came out of the washroom.
"Zhou Jiang? Has your STD been cured? "Immediately, a nosy reporter asked Zhou Jiang.
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