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Sh * t Eating Promissory Note
"Eh, it's none of my business. I'll leave first."
The youth's face turned green. Just now, Luo Zheng's punch had directly beaten Tang Tianwu to his knees. His strength was far from Tang Tianwu's, so how could he dare to fight with Luo Zheng? He hurriedly turned and fled.
He wished his parents had given birth to him with two more legs!
"None of your business? If it's none of your business, then why are you chasing me so closely? "
Luo Zheng sneered. In a few steps, he had already caught up to the tall and skinny young man. He grabbed his collar and lifted him up. Grabbing one of his arms, he broke it with force.
Crack!
The young man's arm was broken. He hid on the ground and wailed.
"Luo Zheng, I've been having diarrhea for the past few days. This thing is really hard to carry around. I wasted a piece of clothing."
In the distance, Wang Nian pinched his nose and walked over with a bundle of hemp rope on his back and a piece of clothing rolled up into a ball.
"Luo Zheng, why did you ask me to bring a pile of sh * t here? Who are these two guys? "
Wang Nian looked at Luo Zheng, then at the two guys on the ground who were holding onto their broken arms and wailing. His face was filled with confusion, and the clothes in his hands were emitting a terrible stench.
"Hehe, naturally someone wants to eat sh * t."
Luo Zheng stared at Tang Tianwu and the tall and skinny young man with a smirk.
"You, you dare!"
Tang Tianwu's face changed. Seeing Luo Zheng's malicious expression, he hurriedly shouted, "I won't eat sh * t even if you kill me."
"Hehe, I already said that if you dare to provoke me again, I'll make you kneel and eat sh * t. You didn't believe me. You don't have to worry too much. I don't have the guts to kill you. I just want you to eat sh * t, not kill you. "
Luo Zheng chuckled and said to Wang Nian, "Bring the hemp rope over and tie them up. If they don't eat, I'll feed them!"
"There really are people who eat sh * t. This is new. I have to see it today."
Wang Nian laughed when he heard that. He hurriedly took the hemp rope and blamed Luo Zheng. "You didn't make it clear. If I knew that it was for two people, I would have pulled more. What if it's not enough?"
"It's okay. Wait a moment. I'll go take a bath too." Luo Zheng grinned.
"Luo Zheng, you bastard! I'm going to kill you!"
Tang Tian and Wu Yu's faces turned green as they cursed non-stop.
In just a few moments, Luo Zheng and Wang Nian tied the two men up like mummies.
Wang Nian found a stick and carefully pried open the clothes that contained the feces. There was a large pile of yellow and black matter, and the stench was overwhelming.
"This guy is the fiercest. Open his mouth and I'll feed him."
Wang Nian used a stick to stir the inside and pointed at Tang Tianwu with a mocking expression.
Tang Tianwu panicked. He had cursed fiercely just now because he knew that Luo Zheng wouldn't dare to kill him in the Five Beasts Army. That was why he had been so unrestrained.
He hadn't expected Luo Zheng to be so immoral as to ask him to eat sh * t. If he really did eat it and the news spread, it would be worse than death.
"Hey, hey, let's talk things out! A warrior can't be humiliated without death. If you humiliate me like this, how can I live in the future? "
Tang Tianwu pulled a long face. The two guys in front of him were too immoral. They didn't look like they were joking at all. He hurriedly admitted defeat.
"I've already broken your arms. In any case, enmity has already been formed. If I don't humiliate you today, you won't let this matter rest in the future. Naturally, I'll have to earn some capital first." Luo Zheng continued to sneer.
"No feud, no feud. What feud do we have? We were just sparring. It's inevitable that we would get injured. We definitely won't seek revenge on Brother Luo."
Tang Tianwu understood the meaning behind Luo Zheng's words and hurriedly put on a smile. Unfortunately, the pain from his broken arm made his face contort, making him look even more ferocious.
"Really?"
Luo Zheng smiled faintly as he asked, half-believing and half-doubting.
"Of course. I, Tang Tianwu, am a man of my word. Otherwise, I'll be struck by lightning." Tang Tianwu was afraid that Luo Zheng wouldn't believe him and hurriedly swore.
"Forget it, I can't afford to take this risk. Treat your words as farts later. Find someone to kill me and end everything. Who am I going to find?"
Luo Zheng curled his lips in disdain and gave Wang Nian a look.
Wang Nian sneered and raised his shit-stirring stick. He bared his white teeth and shouted, "Brat, hurry up and open your mouth. If this sh * t gets on your face, you can't blame Lord Fatty."
"Don't, Luo Zheng. No, no, no, it's Young Master Luo. What do I have to do to make you believe me?"
Tang Tianwu kept his mouth shut and tears were about to fall. "I'll agree to anything you say. Please don't make me eat sh * t!"
The tall and skinny young man also hurriedly pleaded, "Yes, yes, everything can be discussed. This shit can't be eaten. We haven't even gotten married yet. If this matter were to spread out, which girl would be willing to marry us?"
"So that's how it is. Then what should we do? I'm a good person. If the two of you can't find a wife in the future, I can't bear it. "
Luo Zheng stifled a smile as he spoke with an unbearable expression.
"How about this? You guys dared to chase after me this time. Originally, I should've punished you severely. However, seeing that you guys are remorseful, I'll be magnanimous and give you a chance to turn over a new leaf. Now, write me an IOU and I'll let you guys go."
After pretending to think for a while, Luo Zheng said with a serious expression.
"IOU?" Tang Tianwu and the youth looked at each other. They didn't know what this IOU was about. They hurriedly asked, "Young Master Luo, how do you write this IOU?"
"Well, write that on a certain date, you should've eaten sh * t. Now, you owe me. You won't dare to trouble me in the future. Otherwise, you'll immediately eat sh * t."
Luo Zheng randomly organized it. This IOU for eating sh * t was really not easy to write. Anyway, it was fine as long as it could be understood.
Puff! Puff!
Hearing this, Tang Tianwu and the youth vomited three liters of blood. Their faces were filled with grief and indignation. They stared at Luo Zheng. Writing this IOU would be a stain for life. It was worse than eating sh * t.
"Why? Looking at your expressions, are you still holding a grudge against me?"
Luo Zheng's face turned cold. "Say it. Write the IOU or eat sh * t. You choose!"
"We wouldn't dare. We wouldn't dare to hold a grudge against Young Master Luo. It's just that we have to write this IOU. If it gets out in the future, we won't be able to live anymore. "
Tang Tianwu smiled apologetically as he negotiated. In his heart, he was cursing Luo Zheng's entire family.
"If it gets out in the future, are you planning to take revenge on me?" Luo Zheng's gaze turned cold.
"No, no, no. Young Master Luo is a magnanimous person. How would I dare to take revenge?" Tang Tianwu was shocked. "It's just that we can't write this IOU. It's too embarrassing."
"Humph, embarrassing? It's up to you whether you want to write it or not. If you don't want to write it, then forget it. "
Luo Zheng suddenly had an idea. He suddenly grinned and said to Wang Nian, "I just thought of a good idea. Why don't we knock them out, stuff their mouths with sh * t, and throw them at the most crowded place in the camp?"
"My sh * t is too diluted. It's hard to stuff it in!" Wang Nian scratched his head and looked serious.
Puff — —!
Puff — —!
Tang Tianwu and the lanky youth vomited nine liters of blood. They had the urge to commit suicide. This move was too vicious. How could he even think of such an idea!
"We'll write the IOU!"
In the end, Tang Tianwu and the lanky youth gave in. They solemnly wrote down two IOU and pressed their fingerprints.
"The literary talent is not bad!"
Luo Zheng looked at the promissory note and praised it in a very annoying manner. He untied the hemp ropes on their bodies and said, "The two of you must remember in the future that if I have something to tell you to do, you must be obedient. Also, don't leak a single word about what happened today. If I hear any bad news, the contents of these two IOU might accidentally leak out. "
"Let's go!"
Tang Tianwu and the lanky youth glared at Luo Zheng. They each held a broken arm and hurriedly left.
Even if they were beaten to death, they wouldn't take the initiative to talk about what happened today. This time, they had lost too much face.
Seeing the two of them leave, Luo Zheng and Wang Nian found another place to sit down in the forest and talked about their experience in the Blood Refinement Assessment.
Before the Blood Purge assessment, Luo Zheng had refined two Dharma weapons using the Thunder Metal Refinement. The other one was his Thunderous Explosion Bow.
As for the one he gave to Wang Nian, it was a pair of boots.
This pair of boots was made by Luo Zheng with a lot of effort. It was based on an immortal tool recorded in the Spirit Sword Heavenly Lord's Through Heaven Record. It was called the Thunder Running Boots.
According to legend, the real Thunder Running Boots was an immortal tool refined from the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder and Mysterious Sky Divine Gold. After wearing it, one step could allow one to cross a hundred miles.
As for the Thunder Running Boots that he gave to Wang Nian, it was naturally not that awesome. If it wasn't for the Thunder Metal Essence that contained the power of Heavenly Thunder, it would be impossible to replicate the Thunder Running Boots.
Although Wang Nian had barely succeeded in the end, the result was definitely a far cry from Wang Nian's. However, Wang Nian was able to cross six hundred feet in one step. Among the warriors, unless they were Marrow Changing experts, it would be very difficult for them to catch up to Wang Nian.
It had to be said that this fatty was really lucky. In the desolate valley, he had followed behind others and entered the tomb of an ancient cultivator. He had picked up a lot of benefits and even snatched a Spirit Fruit.
"Look, this is the Spirit Fruit."
Saying that, Wang Nian took out a jade box from his bosom. When he opened it, a fragrant smell entered his nose. It made him feel refreshed and relaxed.
This Spirit Fruit's skin had already lost its luster. It looked very dry, like a large raisin. It was obvious that it had lost a lot of its medicinal power over the years.
However, it could be seen that the remaining medicinal power in the Spirit Fruit was still extremely majestic. It was much stronger than a High Human Rank pill. If he could refine it, his cultivation would definitely improve greatly.
"I don't know what this Spirit Fruit is. I can't use it casually. I have to think of a way to find out the name of this Spirit Fruit and its medicinal power. Then, I can think of a way to use it."
Luo Zheng looked at it a few times. Unfortunately, he knew nothing about Spirit Medicine. He could only close the jade box to prevent the medicinal power from dissipating.
"Help me keep it first. I'm afraid it will be stolen if I keep it with me." Wang Nian said happily.
Luo Zheng nodded. It was indeed a little unreliable to keep such a precious item with this fatty.
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