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Chapter 884

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All kinds of dishes were served. Tan Laoxi sniffed and took a bite. He said, "Not bad, it smells so good. Hey, Old Luo, you're lucky to have such a good disciple … Damn, why don't I have such a disciple? This is so f * cking bad!"

Luo Jie said, "Eat up. Can't such delicious food stop your mouth?"

Tan Laoxi stopped talking and buried his head in the food. Like a whirlwind sweeping away the clouds, he finished all the dishes in a few minutes. He wiped his mouth and said, "Damn, it's really delicious, but it's too little …"

Qi Nanshan scolded, "Are you a pig? This is talisman food, not pig food. How can you eat it like this? "

Tan Laoxi said pitifully, "Shier, another one? I won't f * ck this time, I'll eat slowly! "

It was Guo Shier's first time seeing such a clown. He nodded and said, "Also, Grandpa Tan, eat as much as you want." He ordered the waiter to bring another one.

Tan Laoxi said, "Sigh, I'm envious and jealous!"

Luo Jie asked, "What?"

Tan Laoxi said, "I'm jealous that you have such a good disciple! Damn, why can't I find one … Forget it, I'll continue eating. This taste … Tsk tsk, it's really f * cking tempting. "

The waiter brought another one. Tan Laoxi was only polite at the beginning, but then he started eating crazily again. He finished two servings while the others only finished half of their portion. He looked pitifully at Guo Shier again and said, "Hey, Shier, what meat did you use? Why haven't I eaten it before? Another one? "

Guo Shier was also speechless. He suddenly smiled and said, "Grandpa Tan, there's no more. How about … I haven't eaten yet. I'll give it to you."

Luo Jie couldn't help but laugh. Qi Nanshan said, "This is fun."

Tan Laoxi's face was bitter. Guo Shier's move was worse than scolding him. No matter what, he was an elder. How could he steal a junior's food? He said, "Old Luo, this disciple of yours … is very sinister! Damn, haha, he made me suffer. Good! "

This guy was like a madman. Guo Shier couldn't understand why his master and Grandpa Nanshan had such a friend.

Tan Laoxi said, "Get me some meat and meat soup!" He sighed and said, "Old Luo, you can't let me starve. Isn't that f * cking? I came as a guest … and starved to death. Aiya, that's so bad … "

Luo Jie of the Tan Laoxi. "How can there be a customer like you? Give him a big food bowl!

Tan Laoxi immediately softened. He chuckled and said, "Don't be angry. I was just joking … Haha, I won't f * ck you. That's my temper. It's not like you don't know …"

Luo Jie said, "Of course I know, but it's no use knowing. You won't stop until you make people jump in anger! Damn it, if you talk nonsense again, I'm going to punch you! "

Guo Shi 'er looked at Tan Laoxi with admiration.

Tan Laoxi asked, "Little guy, why are you looking at me?"

Guo Shier said, "Grandpa Tan, you are really amazing. This is the first time I have seen my master scold someone like that."

Tan Laoxi said proudly, "Unfortunately, I can't beat him. Damn, otherwise … I would have made him cry."

Guo Shi 'er could not help but burst into laughter. This old man didn't give him a good impression. He wondered why his master was friends with this kind of person. He asked, "Grandpa Tan, is the food I cooked delicious?"

Tan Laoxi said, "It's really f * cking delicious!"

Guo Shier smiled and said, "Grandpa Tan, since it's delicious, shouldn't you reward Shier?"

Tan Laoxi's face stiffened as he said, "Oh right, Old Luo, this time, let's go to the Wild Beast Secret Realm together … You know, those bastards from the inner sect, if I go with them, I'll be pissed to death, all of them are a bunch of bastards!" He deliberately didn't respond to Guo Shier's words. If it was an ordinary child, he would really die of anger.

Guo Shier was very unhappy. He was just joking, but Tan Laoxi's way of doing things made him a little angry.

Luo Jie smiled and didn't answer. He pointed at Guo Shier. Qi Nanshan said directly, "Don't interrupt, Shier is talking to you."

Only then did Tan Laoxi seem to react and said, "Damn! I'm old and my ears aren't as good as before. Shier, what did you say? "

Guo Shier asked with a smile, "Grandpa Tan, your ears are not good?"

Tan Laoxi nodded and said, "Ah, I'm old, my ears are not good … What did you just say?"

Guo Shier's voice suddenly became very small. He said, "I said … you are a thick-skinned old man, shameless old thing. After eating the food of the younger generation, you pretend to be dead …" Then he said loudly, "Grandpa Tan, I didn't say anything!"

Tan Laoxi's face turned green and white. He couldn't calm down after being scolded by a younger generation. He said, "You scolded me?"

Guo Shier smiled and said, "Which ear did you hear that?"

Luo Jie couldn't help but laugh. Qi Nanshan hit the ground hard and laughed wildly. "Haha, aren't your ears not good? Haha, hahaha! "

Guo Shier whispered, "Anyway, you can't hear it. So what if I scolded you! It's useless to scold you! Shameless old scoundrel! "

Tan Laoxi finally understood that the most difficult person to provoke here was Guo Shier. But he couldn't lose his temper because he said he couldn't hear it. If he could hear it, then his previous behavior was very rude. In any case, it was indeed unreasonable for an elder to treat a younger generation like this.

Because he was reluctant to give a gift, Tan Laoxi deliberately pretended to be stupid. Who knew that he would be in trouble? He was scolded, but he didn't dare to get angry, which made him feel very uncomfortable.

"Sigh, motherf * cker... really f * cked up... You win!"

Guo Shier slowly stood up and said, "Master, Grandpa Nanshan, I'll go back first."

Luo Jie smiled and said, "Go, go."

Qi Nanshan said, "Rest early."

Tan Laoxi opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but Guo Shier simply ignored him and turned around to leave. He couldn't help but slap his thigh and asked, "Is Shier angry?"

Luo Jie smiled and said, "He's not angry, he just ignored you. Moreover, he's a child. No matter what happens, it will be embarrassing for you."

Qi Nanshan said happily, "Laoxi, to be honest, it doesn't matter if you offend me or Grandpa. Hehe, if you offend our family's Shier, you will suffer."

Guo Shier didn't get angry. He didn't care about the gift. Originally, he just wanted to liven up the atmosphere. Who knew that Tan Laoxi would be so stingy? Guo Shier immediately felt bored. So he casually played a trick to make him suffer, so that he wouldn't take advantage of his seniority in the future.

Tan Laoxi whispered, "Motherf * cker, did I go too far just now?"

Luo Jie and Qi Nanshan nodded at the same time and said in unison, "Yes!"

Tan Laoxi said with a bitter face, "Motherf * cker, I didn't mean it..."

Luo Jie smiled and said, "Shier isn't that stingy. Hehe, but don't provoke him in the future, or else... if you suffer, don't blame me for not warning you."

Tan Laoxi was a little puzzled, "How old is he? Let me suffer? "

Qi Nanshan said very seriously, "How old? Let me tell you, ten years old! Have you ever seen a ten year old Grandmaster? "

Tan Laoxi was a little cold, "Alright, let's not talk about this. This time, let's go to the Wild Beast Secret Territory together. I heard that the prize this time is not bad, it's an ancient talisman. "He suddenly became serious.

Luo Jie said with disdain, "The same old thing again."

Tan Laoxi said, "This time, it's even worse than the old thing. Motherf * cker, I don't know what those guys are thinking, finding an ancient talisman that no one can use. Isn't this a scam … f * cked up to the max!"

A golden light flashed in Luo Jie's eyes. He learned from Guo Shier that the more unusable an ancient talisman was, the more likely it was a True Spiritual Talisman or a True Ancient Talisman. He calmly asked, "Oh, what kind of ancient talisman is it? You are a Beast Talisman Master, have you seen that talisman before? "

Tan Laoxi said, "Of course I have seen it. In the beginning, for that talisman, we fought until the sky turned dark. In the end, it was the Sovereign who made the decision to give it to an inner court Beast Talisman Master. In the end, that guy couldn't use it and said it was a useless talisman. Everyone tried it, but it was useless. However, everyone was sure that it was an ancient talisman, but it was missing the incantation to activate it. "

Luo Jie was almost certain that it was a True Treasure Talisman. He suppressed his excitement and said, "Originally, we didn't want to participate. Hehe, but since Laoxi is here, let's go and have some fun. In any case, after a few months, we should go back."

Tan Laoxi didn't know that Luo Jie had so many twists and turns in his mind. He said, "Good! Then it's settled! Motherf * cker, your group is the strongest … "

Luo Jie asked, "Apart from that ancient talisman, what other rewards are there?"

Tan Laoxi said, "One hundred of the best talisman horses!"

Luo Jie asked in surprise, "Is it the inner court's talisman horses? Your West Talisman Sect's best warhorses? Why are you willing to take it out this time? "

Tan Laoxi said, "Because the artificial breeding of the talisman horses has been successful. Although the talisman horses haven't reached the level of talisman beasts, they are extremely good horses. They can really travel two thousand miles in a day. Hehe, even I want one! If we win, we will split these one hundred talisman horses equally! "

Qi Nanshan said bluntly, "Impossible! We will split them according to the number of masters! "

Tan Laoxi stomped his feet and scolded, "Bullshit! Motherf * cker, I'm the only f * cking master … How many masters do you have here? Then what's the point of splitting... "

Qi Nanshan sneered, "Yes, you're the only f * cking master. How can you win? Oh, when we win, you will get half. Why don't you just rob someone? Motherf * cker, do you really think that you can get everything just because you're a ruffian? Dream on! "

Tan Laoxi shouted, "No, I want at least a third!"

Luo Jie said lightly, "We can act alone, or find that Wu Yanyan … that's not a bad idea either."

Tan Laoxi was instantly dumbfounded. He stammered, "Hey, hey … Old Luo, aren't we friends? Is there a need to be like this?"

Qi Nanshan laughed, "Don't give me that. We will split it according to the number of masters. If you don't want it, then forget it!"

Tan Laoxi scratched his head hard. After a while, he finally gave in and said, "Alright, alright … We will split it according to the number of masters! Motherf * cker, why am I so unlucky recently! That's right, how many masters do you have? "

Luo Jie held back his laughter and said, "We don't have many masters. Big Mountain and I are masters …"

Tan Laoxi said, "Hmm, two, and your disciple, three in total?"

Luo Jie said, "Just a bit more … There's still Xiao Feng, Great Talisman Master, and Luo Jing, Great Talisman Master …"

Tan Laoxi's face had already changed. Luo Jie continued, "Shier is a Great Talisman Master. He brought along Great Talisman Master Falconer and Great Talisman Master Luo Zhan. Let me count … there are seven masters in total!"

Qi Nanshan laughed heartily, "Seven masters … we should be able to win, right?"

Tan Laoxi wailed, "Motherf * cker … f * cker … seven? Seven! "

Luo Jie said, "No, it should be eight masters!"

Tan Laoxi almost went crazy. He screamed, "Motherf * cker, why is there another bastard master? Where did this bullsh * t come from? "

Luo Jie grinned and said, "Including you, there are exactly eight of us!"

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