Liu Changan and An Nuan parted ways outside the Orange Garden District. He bought a bottle of orange juice at the convenience store. It was cold and slightly sour.
Compared to a two-yuan glass bottle, a ten-yuan bottle of orange juice seemed a bit extravagant. So, Liu Changan slowly bit the straw and drank. The most annoying thing about An Nuan was that when she saw Liu Changan drinking orange juice too slowly, she always wanted to snatch his drink.
Liu Changan saw Han Zhizhi who was buying women's daily necessities at the convenience store. Han Zhizhi was slightly embarrassed, but she didn't hide it. Instead, when the cashier wasn't paying attention, she pointed at the family planning products.
She didn't buy it and walked out of the convenience store.
"I won't ask her out." Liu Changan regretfully rejected Han Zhizhi.
"Bah, no wonder Nuan Nuan said that you flirt with girls the moment you open your mouth!" Han Zhizhi scolded. "As a boy, you have to cherish Nuan Nuan."
Liu Changan smiled. Of course, he knew what Han Zhizhi meant at the beginning. He just felt that even if Han Zhizhi and An Nuan had a good relationship, it wasn't her turn to tell him such things. It wasn't appropriate …
Perhaps his thoughts were still a bit serious? In fact, in the daily topics of boys and girls nowadays, these things weren't taboo or shameful.
"Okay," Liu Changan said perfunctorily. He raised his head and glanced at the infertility billboard not far away.
"Let's go. Bye." Han Zhizhi waved her hand, looking very carefree and lively.
Birds of a feather flock together. Liu Changan felt that Han Zhizhi should be a good girl because An Nuan was.
But why did he feel like there was pressure around him? Or was it a hint that he should take a step forward with An Nuan?
These things and related behaviors should take their course. Liu Changan thought like this and suddenly felt a little ashamed. He sped up on his way home. Taking advantage of the fact that the market was not closed yet, he bought two little hens at once. When he got home, he stuffed them into the carriage and offered them to the Empress Dowager.
Now that the Empress Dowager has something to eat, what should he eat for dinner?
Liu Changan felt that in his long life, what to eat must be the question he considered the most. However, this question was also a question full of creativity. It could make people rack their brains to come up with countless answers.
According to Liu Changan's experience, people who thought about "what to eat" every day had better problem-solving abilities and were more decisive.
Looking at the fridge, he saw that there was rice left behind before he left. Let's eat fried rice then.
Fried rice was supposed to be made with overnight rice, so he crushed it into grains, beat a raw egg, and mixed it evenly with the unfried rice. Then, he stir-fried the lard with ginger and garlic, chopped the leftover vegetables in the fridge and stir-fried them together, and finally, he added a poached egg. The fried rice grains were golden and fragrant, and they rolled in the mouth without sticking to each other. Only then would it be a qualified fried rice.
After eating fried rice, Liu Changan received a message from Zhou Shuling, asking if he was back. She needed his help with something.
Liu Changan went upstairs. It turned out that the kindergarten assigned homework, but Zhou Shuling didn't know how to do it. As a high school graduate who had just graduated, Liu Changan was naturally a symbol of erudition.
"Nowadays, the kindergarten is really sick. Part of the reason why parents send their children to kindergarten is that they don't have time to take care of their children, or they are too busy with work … The kindergarten also assigned a lot of strange homework. Aren't they making trouble for the parents?" Zhou Shuling said gloomily.
Zhou Dongdong nodded hard. Although she didn't fully understand, she felt that her mother was criticizing the kindergarten. This made Zhou Dongdong, who was often criticized in kindergarten, agree with it very much.
"What homework is today?" Liu Changan asked.
"Vegetable and fruit transformation. Do you know how to make it?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan expectantly. Zhou Shuling knew that Zhou Dongdong wasn't a particularly smart child, but children also had self-esteem. If her homework at school was too bad, she would also lose face. In fact, this homework was basically assigned to the parents, so Zhou Shuling had to bear the responsibility of protecting Zhou Dongdong's self-esteem.
"It's using vegetables and fruits as ingredients to make some small animal or something, right?" Liu Changan analyzed.
"Why is there such a difficult homework?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily. She was sure that the whole class couldn't do it.
Of course, Zhou Dongdong's anger and opinions were ignored. Liu Changan went to her fridge and found two apples and a few finger-sized carrots, which Zhou Shuling sometimes ate for breakfast.
"Make it a puppy," Liu Changan said after thinking for a while.
"Okay. Dogs are the cutest. I like dogs the most." Zhou Dongdong ran to the room happily and took out a puppy doll. It was just missing an ear.
Seeing Liu Changan busy, Zhou Shuling smiled slightly. "Then I'll make you some supper."
In the more traditional and normal people's thinking, when asking for help, they would more or less have to return the favor. Liu Changan nodded and didn't stand on ceremony.
Liu Changan dug four holes in an apple. Zhou Dongdong stuffed all the apple flesh he dug into her mouth. Then, under Liu Changan's command, she stuffed the carrots into the holes. It could be considered as participating.
Next was to peel the remaining apple into the shape of a dog's head. As Liu Changan peeled it, Zhou Dongdong picked up the peeled apple from the table and ate it. It was not a waste at all.
"Well, the apple will oxidize tomorrow, but it doesn't matter." Liu Changan fixed the dog's head on the body of the apple with a toothpick.
"Awesome. It's so cute." Zhou Shuling walked out and took a look.
"This is the cutest dog in the world." Zhou Dongdong announced loudly.
Liu Changan watched cartoons with Zhou Dongdong in the living room for a while. After eating supper, he went back.
As usual, he went to the coffin. It seemed that after being discovered by him last time, the people who came to monitor him didn't appear in the community again.
He didn't know if the words he wrote on the telephone pole had any effect. But in short, if someone didn't take it seriously, Liu Changan would kill the chicken to warn the monkey. Since he gave himself a prestigious nickname, wouldn't it be very embarrassing if no one cared?
The next morning, when Liu Changan got up and was ready to buy the chicken, Zhou Dongdong also got up. He got up earlier than usual these days. After all, as a breakfast business, he didn't sleep in.
Zhou Dongdong was holding a long carrot in her hand. The thick part of the carrot was inlaid with two black beans.
"What is this?" Liu Changan asked.
"Elephant."
"This is an elephant?" Liu Changan took the carrot and looked at it from left to right.
"This is the elephant's nose, and this is the elephant's eyes." Zhou Dongdong thought it was obvious. "Stupid Changan brother, you don't even know an elephant."
Liu Changan nodded. It turned out that this was an elephant that was caught by Zhou Dongdong. So its body, limbs, and ears were eaten. It was a normal thing.
"What about the dog?" Liu Changan remembered. This should also be some vegetable and fruit transformation last night. It was probably made by Zhou Shuling for Zhou Dongdong.
"The dog is gone." Zhou Dongdong said sadly, "The dog was originally in the fridge. I don't know why it disappeared. Mom said I ate it."
"If you didn't eat it, did it run away?"
"Yeah, the dog ran away."
"It must have gone into your stomach."
"How would I know!"
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