Liu Changan pointed at the Chinese parasol tree behind him and said to Gao Cunyi, "You might as well kill yourself by hitting your head on this tree."
Gao Cunyi was a straightforward and slightly stubborn person, but he was not a fool.
"Do you want me to find a locust tree for you?" Liu Changan suspected that Gao Cunyi looked down on the Chinese parasol tree. After all, the status of a locust tree was more noble. As the saying goes, the three locust trees have nine thorns. Only the Three Dukes were qualified to be a locust tree. The so-called "locust tripod" was a very important word in politics. Needless to say, to be placed on the same level as the tripod, it was also very noble.
Therefore, many people who wanted to commit suicide would find a locust tree to kill themselves. This was known as "killing oneself by touching the locust tree". This was a very shocking thing in ancient times, and it might even be recorded in history.
"Duke Ling of Jin sent Lao Ai to assassinate Xuanzi Zhao Dun, but Lao Ai saw Zhao Dun as the ruler of the people and was unwilling to kill him. Killing a loyal person was disloyalty, and disobeying the orders of the ruler was disbelief. Caught in this dilemma, he chose to kill himself by hitting his head on a locust tree. It was recorded in the Zuo Zhuan, but Lao Ai went to assassinate Zhao Dun early in the morning without anyone else. How could his thoughts and words be recorded in history? I don't know how Zuo Qiuming found out … In fact, Lao Ai was killed by someone else. After all, it was necessary to protect Zhao Dun … "
Gao Cunyi stared blankly at Liu Changan. Nonsense. He was just a martial artist. Meeting this kind of scholar was really a headache … No, this Liu Changan was much more courageous than him. Why was he being so polite here?
"Of course there can be a locust tree in front of Zhao Dun's house. Unfortunately, my status is ordinary, so there is only a big Chinese parasol tree in front of my house." Liu Changan paused. "I've been diverted by you. The point is, aren't you also in a dilemma now? On one hand, you can't disobey your master's orders. On the other hand, you feel guilty facing an innocent and lively child like Zhou Dongdong. Furthermore, you can't beat me. If you don't kill yourself by hitting your head on this tree, do you have any other choice? "
Who diverted your thoughts? However, Gao Cunyi actually felt that what Liu Changan said was very reasonable. He couldn't help but look at the sycamore tree, then immediately shook his head and came to his senses. He was instantly embarrassed and annoyed. "Liu Changan, I don't want to die. Cripple me too. I'll go to the hospital and lie down!"
Liu Changan patted him on the shoulder.
Gao Cunyi only felt as if his body had been slapped a little shorter. This feeling dissipated as Liu Changan's strength disappeared. However, he felt a little uncomfortable all over. It was as if his sleeping position was too awkward at night. He always felt uncomfortable when he woke up at night.
"After a while, your muscles and bones will become sore, and the pain will be unbearable. You will be fine after lying in the hospital for a while. You can avoid your master." Liu Changan was not a violent person. It was natural for a guy like Wang Yibo to be crippled. People like Gao Cunyi could be punished slightly. Who asked him to bring Wang Yibo here? He didn't care about looking for trouble with Liu Changan, but he couldn't do it with Zhou Dongdong. If Zhou Dongdong, who was originally a stupid child, really became more stupid after being slapped or scratched, who would send soybean milk to Liu Changan in the future? It would be like feeding loaches.
The consequences were too serious. It felt a little more than playing cards and playing mahjong without anyone to accompany.
Gao Cunyi didn't know what method Liu Changan used. Was this the legendary aftereffect? He was a little uncomfortable all over now. He didn't doubt that Liu Changan was fooling him, so he cupped his hands and said goodbye.
Liu Changan turned back. Zhou Dongdong's little face had turned red.
"You can talk."
"Phew …"
Liu Changan continued to drink his soybean milk.
"Brother Changan, the bad guy who deceives children comes every day. Will he take me away?" Based on the conversation between Liu Changan and Gao Cunyi that she had just heard, Zhou Dongdong came up with this worrisome question with her own analytical ability.
"No."
Zhou Dongdong was relieved. She swaggered to the other end of the building and looked at Gao Cunyi's back. She twisted her buttocks and returned to the usual walking posture of shaking her hands left and right like a mighty uncle of the People's Liberation Army.
After Liu Changan finished his soybean milk, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling went out. Liu Changan was also going out. They walked out of the community together and saw a notice posted on the door of Auntie Xie's snack shop. Liu Changan's old widower, Old Zhou, was going to retire to his son's house and the house was on sale urgently.
"It is said to retire, but I think it should be that Old Zhou's son is short of money to buy a house and needs it urgently. Otherwise, it can't be so cheap." Auntie Xie calmly analyzed. She had been neighbors for many years and knew everything. Her wise and sharp eyes could see through it at a glance.
"It's a good deal." Zhou Shuling was a little tempted. It was hard to get up early in the breakfast car. There was never a day when they could sleep late. In fact, they could still make some money.
Those breakfast stalls and sesame seed cake stalls in the news had a monthly income of 20,000 to 30,000. Although not everyone could do it, it wasn't without reason. If they found a suitable place to set up their stalls, it wouldn't be a problem for them to earn more than the annual average salary of various cities.
Liu Changan was not interested in buying a house as an investment. He used to be a big landlord, but now it belonged to the state. His tomb was dug up by the archaeological team. He felt that he was living a miserable life.
However, he had never died in the first place. When he changed his identity a long time ago, he went to the big tomb to mourn himself. After doing this many times, he eventually got bored and stopped mourning himself. In fact, he even forgot where his tomb was. Over the years, he would often see some familiar and unique treasures in the black market. Only then did he realize that another of his tombs had been dug up.
When it came to Professor Liu's era, Liu Changan was even less interested in this. Now, Professor Liu was nowhere to be seen, and his corpse was nowhere to be found. He didn't even need to pay attention to how and where he died.
Liu Changan went to the Affiliated High School of Shonan University. Although it was raining today, sports were all about rain or shine. Except for some events that were related to the weather, if training only depended on the weather, it was better to go home and raise bamboo rats … Generally speaking, raising bamboo rats was more profitable than raising pigs. It was just that bamboo rats looked very ugly when all their feathers were burnt.
At this time, Gao Cunyi was already lying in the hospital. It was very boring to stay in the hospital, so Wang Yibo's ward had an extra bed. Gao Cunyi and Wang Yibo were lying side by side.
When Pu Shougeng arrived at the hospital, there were more than 10 people present. After all, Gao Cunyi's family was quite powerful. Otherwise, Pu Shougeng would not have tolerated such a bad-tempered disciple for so many years. Usually, Pu Shougeng followed the etiquette of a teacher and scolded Gao Cunyi casually. However, Gao Cunyi was hospitalized, so Pu Shougeng had to come no matter how unwilling he was.
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