Everyone at the venue stared at the screen in disbelief, unable to believe their eyes!
"Oh my God!"
"Wasn't it fixed already? Wasn't it fixed now? "
"What's going on?"
"It's Zhang Ye again?"
"Fuck, I'm going crazy!"
"Your sister, can't it be someone else?!"
"Again, I don't believe it's still him!"
"Right, it's just a coincidence. It won't be possible for the next one!"
"Damn, if it's Zhang Ye again, I'll eat the table!"
The Spring Festival Gala's executive director had a strange look on his face.
An assistant director next to him did not believe it and immediately shouted, "Let me do it, stop!"
Chen Ye clapped.
— Zhang Ye!
The Spring Festival Gala's executive planner shouted, "Stop!"
— Zhang Ye!
A female Spring Festival Gala's executive planner shouted, "Stop!"
— Zhang Ye!
Xu Yipeng said dumbfoundedly, "Stop!"
— Zhang Ye!
In the third round of prizes, Zhang Ye had once again won 20 of them!
The Central TV technical staff were sweating profusely from their foreheads!
At this moment, everyone instantly turned around to look at the last row of Department 14's table. Each one of them looked more terrified than the last!
They were all dumbfounded!
They were all dumbfounded!
The few Station Heads looked at each other and suddenly felt so regretful that their intestines turned green. If they had insisted on not letting Zhang Ye in at the entrance of the venue, this wouldn't have happened. It was a perfectly fine Central TV's annual staff party, but now it had been messed up by Zhang Ye to such an extent!
That Zhang fellow!
Fuck your second grandpa!
You're just here to cause trouble on purpose, aren't you!?
The female host was stunned for a long time before stammering, "Next, please enjoy the skit, may … may the performers come onstage."
When the show started, not many people went over to watch it. Even the skit performers onstage kept glancing in the direction of Zhang Ye, who was seated in the last row. Even if they were backstage preparing for the show, how could they not have heard what was happening onstage? They were also feeling like vomiting blood in their hearts!
Little Wang said, "Zhang, Director Zhang!"
Zhang Ye said calmly, "Little Wang, go and claim the prize."
Little Wang: "…"
Ha Qiqi: "…"
Huang Dandan: "…"
Ha Qiqi and Huang Dandan had said that if they won the prize, they would give it to Zhang Ye. But in the end, their sister!
Not long after, a few more large boxes appeared at Department 14's side!
Ten minutes later, the skit on stage came to an end. The performances of the performers were average, and the audience was not in the mood to watch the show. In the end, there was not even much applause, because everyone was focused on the next round of the lucky draw! They saw that many people were busy over there!
"Change the machine, hurry up!"
"Move faster!"
"Are you done?"
"Let's make some adjustments and make a final confirmation!"
"F * ck, I don't believe it!"
The technicians and on-site staff were running around, changing the machines. This was an order given by the station leaders. The leaders could no longer allow the chaos to continue!
The Spring Festival Gala production team and some people from Central TV Department 1 hated Zhang Ye to the bone. While the drama was going on, they were all cursing and swearing at him!
"This Zhang Ye is too good at causing trouble!"
"This is too evil!"
"Is there a backdoor program installed on the computer?"
"Who knows? Maybe. That's why the leader wants to change the machine!"
"That's right. If there's any Trojan horse program, we'll be fine after changing computers!"
"They're all Zhang Ye's prizes, so what's there to play with!"
"He still hasn't given us an explanation for his' I Want to Get on the Spring Festival Gala 'crosstalk, and Central TV's punishment for him hasn't even warmed up yet, so how did he manage to win an award? And he even won 60 prizes in one go? What the fuck is going on! "
"There's something fishy going on!"
"Right, there must be something fishy going on with the computer!"
The machine was changed and replaced with a new one. The lucky draw program was also reinstalled. It was a small program that was not that complicated and could be used after a little debugging.
That technician said, "It's done!"
Chen Ye clenched his teeth. "Is it really done?"
The technician could only smile wryly. Now that things had come to this, they did not dare to guarantee anything. "It should be done."
To be honest, they had been working on this technology for so many years, but they really did not know what the problem was this time. It was as if they had seen a ghost!
The lucky draw continued!
This time, the prize was even more expensive. It was the latest model of a touch screen ultra-thin laptop. It came with a pen and a keyboard case. It was a complete set of equipment. If one had to make a comparison, it was similar to the Microsoft Surface Pro series from his previous world. Of course, there were still many differences in the details, but the general functions were more or less the same. The price was also more expensive. This was a portable touch screen laptop. The model was also the top of the line. It was only slightly lower than the limited edition model. The official Chinese market price was 13999!
There were a total of 10 of them!
This time, it wasn't just 20 of them!
"The prizes are really awesome!"
"I've been eyeing this notebook for several years! I can't afford it! "
"The station is really bleeding money this time. They're giving out boxes after boxes of such expensive prizes?"
"But that has nothing to do with us!"
"Could it be Zhang Ye's again this time?"
"I'm going to faint from crying!"
"Don't be like that!"
"I'm not even looking forward to it anymore!"
"Didn't we get a new computer?"
"I'm not looking forward to it either!"
Chen Ye was also not in a good mood. He announced, "Next up, the lucky draw will begin." Even though the system had been changed, even though he felt that it would be different this time, after the previous few times, Chen Ye did not dare to guarantee anything anymore. He was screaming in his heart: Motherfucker, please don't let it be him again! Please don't let it be him again!
At the same time, many people were screaming in their hearts when they heard this.
The attitude of the station heads was even simpler. As long as it wasn't Zhang Ye, it didn't matter who the fuck won the prize!
The lucky draw program had already started. The pictures of the employees kept flashing on the screen!
Chen Ye took a deep breath. "Boss."
The station head couldn't even be bothered to play around anymore. He said to the people beside him, "You guys go ahead."
A deputy station head couldn't even be bothered with it. He just didn't want Zhang Ye's picture and name to appear on the screen the moment he said stop. That would be too unlucky. "Old Xu, you go ahead."
"Old Zhou, I think it's better if you do it first."
The few station heads were pushing and shoving, but no one was willing to go first.
When Deputy Station Head Zhou saw this, he braced himself and said, "Alright, I'll go first then." Looking at the screen, he clenched his teeth and shouted, "Stop!"
A lot of people did not want to look at the screen anymore. They were already traumatized by this!
But when the results of the lucky draw came out, the people in the audience were stunned and immediately cheered!
"Wow!"
"It's out!"
"It's not Zhang Ye!"
"Hahahaha! It's not Zhang Ye! It's not Zhang Ye! "
"Heavens, it's finally not him!"
Deputy Station Head Zhou was overjoyed!
Jiang Yuan slapped his thigh. "It's finally fixed!"
The Central TV staff even felt like they were about to cry tears of joy!
Chen Ye was also very excited. Beautiful! It was too beautiful!
The station heads looked at each other and smiled!
The Spring Festival Gala production team staff were also in a jubilant mood. "Changing the computers was really useful! Hahahahaha! We've finally gotten rid of that Zhang fellow! "
Ha Qiqi, who was in the last row, was feeling very regretful. "What a pity!"
Little Wang exclaimed, "How infuriating! Why did they have to change the computers!"
Zhang Ye was also a little surprised. But thinking about it, even though the Lucky Halo (Upgraded) was many times more powerful than the "normal" version, it was still not 100% effective.
There were sounds of jubilation all around.
"Well done!"
"The chance has finally come!"
"It's mine, it's mine, the computers are mine!"
"Let's see who dares to snatch it from me, hehe!"
Although they were not the ones in the middle, it was as though they had struck the jackpot!
"Oh yes, let's see who won the prize?"
"That name, Cao Bang?"
"Eh?"
"That's not right. Didn't Chief Cao resign last week?"
Hearing the dissenting voices, Chen Ye and the others quickly inquired about it. Only then did they realize that they had made a mistake. The software program had been completed a long time ago and the name list had already been added to it. Cao Bang's resignation was rather unexpected, but no one had informed them to make any changes, so his name was not removed from the list. This was not due to the technical staff, but rather due to a lack of coordination between the departments. As it was the Spring Festival Gala, they were too busy, so there were bound to be some small mistakes and flaws.
Since the problem with the computer lucky draw had been resolved, it was no longer just Zhang Ye's name being drawn. In that case, the other flaws could be tolerated.
After Chen Ye asked the leaders about it, he picked up the microphone and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, Chief Cao resigned a few days ago, so this prize will naturally be voided. We'll have to draw a new one. Hur hur, as the saying goes, the road to happiness is strewn with setbacks. Everyone, please wait patiently for a while longer."
The technical staff were already making changes to it.
Of course, no one had any objections.
"Let's do the draw then!"
"Alright, I'm ready!"
"It'll definitely be me!"
A moment later, Chen Ye said, "Alright, let the lucky draw begin."
The station heads were also chatting and smiling as they looked at the screen. This time, no one made any excuses.
Deputy Station Head Zhou smiled. "Or should I go first?"
"Hur hur, you go first," the leaders said.
"Alright, then I'll be the first to call." Deputy Station Head Zhou raised his head. "… Stop!"
Chen Ye pressed the stop button.
— Zhang Ye!
Deputy Station Head Xu: "Uh, stop!"
— Zhang Ye!
Deputy Station Head Li: "Let's stop!"
— Zhang Ye!
Deputy Station Head Han: "This … stop!"
— Zhang Ye!
— Zhang Ye!
— Zhang Ye!
— Zhang Ye!
The world fell silent!
Everyone at the venue nearly fainted!
Fuck your sister!
Why the fuck did you make a comeback!?
One of the station heads was so angry that he clutched his chest and started coughing. He nearly had a heart attack!
For a moment, Jiang Naixiong, Jiang Yuan, Chen Ye, and the Spring Festival Gala production team staff even wanted to rush up and smash that lucky draw machine into smithereens! Smash!!!
Didn't you fix it already?
Didn't you change the machine?
So you're fucking messing with us instead!?
"Pfft!" Yu Yingyi, who had been holding it in for a long time, could no longer hold it in. She burst out laughing. Perhaps because she was afraid that someone would find it inappropriate, she quickly covered her face and lowered her head onto the table, laughing so hard that tears even came out of her eyes!
— Hahahahaha!
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