Noon.
The sun was up and the room was a little stuffy.
Zhang Ye opened the door to get some fresh air. There was an advertisement stuck under the door and he happened to step on it. He picked it up and saw that it was an order form for a fast food restaurant called Long Long. It was probably a new restaurant in this world. Anyway, Zhang Ye had never heard of it before, but to save time, he still called to order.
"Hello."
"This is Long Long Fast Food."
"What's the cheapest takeout here?"
"Uh, the cheapest. It's chicken rice, 15 RMB for delivery."
"Alright, I'll take that. I'll tell you the address."
Just as he was about to hang up, Zhang Ye suddenly caught a glimpse of a small figure slowly walking into his house. Zhang Ye was stunned and hung up to take a look. It was a little girl who came in. She was about eight years old and looked like a primary school student. She was still wearing the uniform of No. 2 Xuanwu Experimental Primary School. The little girl had a face like a porcelain doll. Zhang Ye had never seen such a fair and tender child before. She was especially pretty.
"Little kid." Zhang Ye blinked, "Who are you looking for?"
The little girl glanced at him and ignored him. She walked straight to the fridge and opened the door. She took a look with her big eyes and immediately stood on her tiptoes and pulled at her little arms. Finally, she got a bottle of Coke that Zhang Ye had placed in the fridge. She slammed the fridge door shut and found a place to sit down. She unscrewed the lid of the Coke and sat on the sofa to drink it. She even let out a breath when she had a good time.
Zhang Ye was at a loss for words, "What's your name? Why did you come to my house? Did you get lost with Daddy and Mommy? What are your parents' names? I'll bring you back. "
The little girl asked in a childish voice, "What's your name?"
"My name is Zhang Ye. Hey, why are you asking me?" Zhang Ye said.
The little girl acknowledged and looked at him for the first time, "You're that Zhang Ye? The school plays your fairy tales every week now. I'm sick of hearing them. They're too childish! "
Zhang Ye exclaimed, "You know me? My stories are childish? "
The little girl's tone was that of a child, but she had a very low voice, and when she spoke, it was as if everyone owed her money. "Not childish? Just like that 'Little Bunnies Be Good'. When I first heard it, I felt that the person who wrote the story was really stupid and had no common sense at all. " Her speech was very organized and steady, completely unlike a child her age. "Let me ask you, is the big bad wolf picky about food?"
Zhang Ye said in confusion, "Why are wolves picky about food?"
"That's it." The little girl curled her lips and said, "You used an anthropomorphic method to write that the big bad wolf can open the door and knock on the door, and the little rabbit can talk to the big bad wolf. This isn't a problem. However, you wrote that the big bad wolf doesn't eat the rabbit's mother, but insists on tricking the little rabbit to open the door and eat the little rabbit. This is a logical error. You also said that the big bad wolf isn't picky about food, so why did it only want to eat the little rabbit and not the mother rabbit? Mother Rabbit was not blocked behind the door. Could it be that the big bad wolf disliked Mother Rabbit's meat for being too old? Not easy to chew? "
Zhang Ye, "…"
The little girl calmly drank a mouthful of cola and continued, "There's another common sense error. In the last paragraph, Mother Rabbit wouldn't be able to beat the big bad wolf even with a kitchen knife, much less a stick. Firstly, there's the difference in physical fitness, and secondly, there's the disadvantage of gender. How could she beat the big bad wolf away?"
Zhang Ye, "… This is a novel. It's higher than life!"
The little girl snorted, "But novels also have to come from life."
Zhang Ye was speechless. He nearly cursed. Your sister! Whose family's unlucky child was this!? Was the big bad wolf picky about food? Could a female rabbit beat a male wolf? Zhang Ye had no way of answering these questions. He was also choked! Were children these days so eloquent? They were too unlikable!
"Right, how do you know me?" Zhang Ye looked at her and said, "Did your parents tell you?" That couldn't be. He did not know many of the residents here, and he had never seen this child before.
Suddenly, the landlady auntie's voice came from the corridor!
"Chenchen!"
"Rao Chenchen!"
"Where did you run off to?"
After shouting a few times, Rao Chenchen shouted outside under Zhang Ye's dumbfounded gaze, "Auntie, I'm at Zhang Ye's house."
Two seconds later, Rao Aimin's figure appeared at Zhang Ye's door. The moment she entered, the landlady glanced at the little kid, "Running around again! If you meet a human trafficker, you will be sold sooner or later! "
Rao Chenchen's cute little mouth savored the taste of Coke.
"Drinking Coke again? Who allowed you to drink it? " Rao Aimin unhappily snatched the Coke bottle from her hand, "Let's go. Follow Auntie home."
Rao Chenchen pouted, "You keep scolding me at home. I'm not going back. I'm doing quite well with Zhang Ye's house."
Rao Aimin smacked her little head, "Call him Uncle Zhang Ye. You have no respect for your elders!"
Zhang Ye, who was listening by the side, was dumbfounded. Holy sh * t, I was wondering why this unlucky child's way of speaking sounded so familiar. So she was the landlady auntie's relative! No wonder her mouth was so sarcastic. She was carved from the same mold as the landlady auntie! Each was more venomous than the other!
"Landlady auntie, this is …" Zhang Ye opened his mouth to ask.
Rao Aimin looked at him, "My niece, my sister's child. She will be under my care in the future. Keep an eye on her. Don't let her run around. This little thing is full of mischief."
Zhang Ye wondered, "You will be the one to take care of her in the future? What about your sister and brother-in-law? "
Rao Aimin's eyes did not show any emotion. She said very calmly, "They passed away a long time ago. The child has always been taken care of by my brother-in-law's family. I wasn't at home two days ago because I was going through the legal process. Now, the child's custody is mine. Her surname is also the Rao family's surname."
"So it's like that." Zhang Ye also understood that her family's situation was a little complicated, so he did not dare to ask further.
"Right." Rao Aimin thought of something, "I heard you resigned? How was it? "
Zhang Ye acknowledged, "It's alright Landlady auntie. I wanted to quit a long time ago. Thank you for your concern."
Rao Aimin looked at him, "I'm not worried about you. I'm worried if you can pay your rent on time. It's almost the end of the month. If you can't pay, then scram. There's no room for discussion."
Zhang Ye nearly vomited blood. You're too direct!
At this moment, Rao Chenchen laughed mockingly, "Hur Hur."
Rao Aimin nimbly raised her hand and carried Chenchen into her arms. An eight year old child was not young, but the landlady auntie did not seem to find it strenuous at all. It was as simple and light as carrying a beer bottle. She said to Zhang Ye, "Hurry up and find a job next week. Who asked you to scold people at the award ceremony? Serves you right for losing your job. Hur, but that poem of yours was not bad. It has a bit of my style from back then!"
Zhang Ye casually said, "Alright, I'll find a job after a few days of rest. Don't worry, the rent will definitely not stop. I'll definitely find a good place."
Chenchen, who was in her aunt's arms, looked at Zhang Ye from the corner of her eyes. The corners of her mouth twitched stiffly, "Hur Hur."
What Hur Hur! Zhang Ye had been defeated by the mother and daughter. Just the landlady auntie's mouth was enough to make him suffer. Great, now there was the young one!
Was he going to live!?
This old and young pair would team up to mock him every day, right?
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