The netizens were flooded with good reviews!
At home.
After Zhang Ye played a few levels of the game, he exited the game in satisfaction. When he browsed through the online comments and news, he was very happy. Seeing that everyone was giving him so much face, he rolled up his sleeves and shook his hands to do a simple warm-up. Then he did not stay idle and immediately immersed himself in his role as the spokesperson for Plants vs. Zombies, except that this spokesperson — well, he was a little lacking in integrity!
On Weibo.
A D-list actress with the Weibo handle "Peerless Little Fanghua" posted on Weibo with a picture of steamed buns and bean porridge. "Breakfast was so sumptuous. Thank you, Mom. It was so good I cried!"
But the moment the Weibo post was posted, the sofa was snatched away!
After the female actress posted on Weibo, she did not immediately close it. Instead, she waited to see the netizens' comments. But who would have thought that a second after she posted it, someone would comment on it!
Whoa!
Aren't you a little too fast?
The female actress giggled as she looked down and was immediately stunned!
This name …
This person …
The person who snatched away his sofa was also a celebrity, and it was even Zhang Ye, who was currently in the limelight. She saw the comment shamelessly write: "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let me tell you a secret. Recently, a new game called Plants vs. Zombies has been released. It's really fun, so don't tell anyone else about it!"
The female actress was immediately overwhelmed by the favor. This was Zhang Ye, a famous oddball in the entertainment industry. Although he had a lot of scoldings, he was still a true B-list celebrity. He was a big shot who was famous all over the country, and was clearly not on the same level as a D-list small-time actress like her. Seeing that it was a legend like Zhang Ye who had snatched away her sofa, of course she was overwhelmed by the favor.
She replied in a fluster: "I must play the game that Teacher Zhang recommended!"
Below the stage, her fans were also stunned!
"Ah? Teacher Zhang? "
"Aiyo! I've bumped into a god! "
"Hahaha, Teacher Zhang, how shameless can you be? You were clearly the one who produced and endorsed the game. Is it really alright for you to promote it like this?"
They were still joking around.
On the other side, there was some activity on Zhang Yuanqi's Weibo. She posted a picture of the airport. "I'm off the plane. Thank you fans for your warm welcome."
In the end, the sofa was snatched away by Zhang Ye again. "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let me tell you a secret. Recently, there's a new game called Plants vs. Zombies. It's really fun, so don't tell anyone else about it!"
Zhang Yuanqi: "…"
Her manager, Fang Weihong: "…"
Both of them replied with an ellipsis, showing how speechless they were!
On the other side.
Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang, who had a deep grudge against Zhang Ye, suddenly posted on Weibo: "The weather in Kunming is really good. It's such a pleasure to perform here."
Many of Tang Dazhang's fans were the first to see the Weibo post. Everyone immediately replied, but when they finished posting their comments, they were shocked to discover that the sofa was not theirs. The first comment had appeared two seconds after Tang Dazhang posted on Weibo!
Ouch!
Who could be so fast?
Are you going to take off?
When they saw it, Tang Dazhang's fans were stunned. Wasn't this Teacher Tang Dazhang's nemesis, Zhang Ye!
Zhang Ye: "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let me tell you a secret …"
Tang Dazhang nearly vomited blood!
Tang Dazhang's fans: "… (* &% ¥% … ¥# @!!"
Zhang, do you have any shame? Do you have any shame? Back at the crosstalk competition, you insulted Teacher Tang so badly, yet you still have the cheek to come on Teacher Tang's Weibo to promote your game?? Aren't you f * cking shameless?! I've seen hooligans before, but I've never seen such a hooligan before!
Following that, another crosstalk actor who had a grudge against Zhang Ye in the past met with disaster!
That crosstalk artist posted on Weibo: "It's been raining and cloudy recently. My arthritis is acting up again."
Zhang Ye snatched the sofa again. "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let me tell you a secret …"
That crosstalk artist: "…"
From 9 AM to 10 AM, the Weibo posts of more than 20 celebrities and public figures were all snatched up by Zhang Ye to the second page. He was the first to reply to all of them, and the contents of their replies were all the same. He used a sneaky tone to promote Plants vs. Zombies, as though he was promoting an STD treatment!
The celebrities were all speechless!
The netizens also fainted one after another!
"Teacher Zhang! That's enough, that's really enough of you! "
"Pfft, do you have to be so shameless!"
"What the f * ck, how fast are your hands!"
"I was so scared that I peed my pants! What kind of fucking hand speed is that? It's always the sofa? "
"Teacher Zhang, can you stop appearing and disappearing so mysteriously! Just how much endorsement fees did you receive? You're really putting in the effort! You're so dedicated to your work! "
"Hahahahaha!"
"Godly hand speed!"
"What the heck! I'm kneeling! "
"I was shocked silly!"
"Teacher Zhang, are you on steroids!?"
They had seen celebrities doing promotions before, and they had also seen celebrities sparing no effort in their work for the products they endorsed or their own works. However, this was the first time they had seen someone using such a shameless promotional method like Zhang Ye! This was too wicked! If it were any other D- or D-list celebrity, it wouldn't have mattered. But you're a big shot B-list celebrity that everyone knows. Even in the highly competitive entertainment industry, you're still one of the top few. You, you're really too … what the heck!
However, Zhang Ye did not feel embarrassed at all. He continued on with his "sofa snatching" career!
In the following period of time, under the horrified gazes of the netizens, one celebrity after another fell victim to Zhang Ye's "evil hands." What made everyone gasp in amazement and admiration was that Zhang Ye was always able to snatch the sofa under the watchful eyes of the celebrity's tens of thousands of fans!
Once was an accident!
Twice was an accident!
What about 20 times? What about 50 times?
The netizens and the celebrities of the entertainment industry were all stunned. Firstly, they were stunned by Zhang Ye's godlike hand speed. Secondly, they were stunned by Zhang Ye's perseverance and shamelessness!
...
Shenzhen.
At an entertainment company.
A B-list actress and singer who had just fallen victim to Zhang Ye's "evil hands" on Weibo turned to look at the staff next to her in a daze. She, who was not particularly familiar with Zhang Ye, pointed at the Weibo interface on her cell phone screen in a daze. "This guy … is really a Peking University professor?"
The staff smiled wryly. "Yes."
The actress asked again, "Is he a writer?"
The staff said, "Yes."
The actress asked again, "Is he a lawyer?"
The staff closed his eyes. "Yes."
The actress wiped away her sweat and said, "I didn't study much, so don't lie to me!"
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