In the room.
An old man and a young man stared at each other.
Yao Jiancai said in surprise, "Register for what?"
Zhang Ye said energetically, "The crosstalk competition!"
"You're not awake yet, are you? Go back to sleep, I'll sleep a little longer too. "Yao Jiancai turned over and was about to sleep again," Both of us have been banned, so how can we register for it! "
Zhang Ye sat beside him and asked, "Let me ask you, Old Yao. For this kind of talent show, this kind of professional competition, is there a rule that forbids people with criminal records from participating? Even if they have committed crimes, are they not allowed to participate in talent shows or artistic competitions after serving their sentence? "
Yao Jiancai was stunned, "That's definitely not the case. After serving their sentence, they are just ordinary citizens. It's impossible to deprive a citizen of their most basic rights."
Zhang Ye said, "Even a criminal can register for the competition, so why can't the two of us?"
Yao Jiancai was really dumbfounded by Zhang Ye's question, "Uh."
The more Zhang Ye thought about this, the clearer his mind became. He was also in high spirits. He immediately switched on his computer and brought up the original text of decree # 43, "Old Yao, look."
Yao Jiancai immediately leaned over.
Look here, this sentence is written in black and white on the document. It states that the television stations, networks, or news organizations are not allowed to broadcast any of the films or other things that the banned artists are involved in. This is within their jurisdiction and they have no right to interfere with anything else. Look here, this sentence is written in black and white on the document. It states that the television stations are not allowed to broadcast any TV series that the banned artists are involved in. For example, if you appear in a TV series, you won't be able to be broadcast, but that doesn't mean that you won't be able to act in a movie. Whether you act in a movie or not is your personal freedom and right. Decree # 43 has nothing to do with you. It's just that you won't be able to be screened after you finish filming.
Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's right."
Zhang Ye slapped his thigh, "Then that's right. It's not a problem for us to participate in the talent show competition!"
"But Central TV's website will not broadcast it for us!" Yao Jiancai asked.
Zhang Ye revealed a smile as if he wished for the world to be in chaos and said, "The preliminaries will be broadcast online. Alright, even if they ban our competing works due to decree # 43, what about the elimination rounds?" He saw Yao Jiancai's expression change. Zhang Ye smiled and said, "The elimination rounds will be broadcast live! The entire process was broadcasted live on national television! If the two of us make it to the knockout stage, or even the finals, or even the championship, I don't f * cking believe it! Central TV and the organizers of the crosstalk and skit competition can stop the competition just to prevent us from appearing on television and receiving the award! If they really stop, then they're the best! "
Yao Jiancai took a deep breath.
Zhang Ye looked at him and said, "You told me before that you were a professional crosstalk actor before you even started acting."
Yao Jiancai said, "They say I'm a professional, but I've only learned from a teacher for a few years. My skills aren't that good, and I'm at most a third-rate in the industry."
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "That's enough!"
Yao Jiancai looked at him. "What about you? Can you do it? "
Zhang Ye said, "I do talk shows. Although talk shows and crosstalk are two different things, they have a lot in common. All I need to do is to change the design of the baggage and the way I bring out the baggage."
Yao Jiancai asked uncertainly, "Can you really do it?"
"I'm a graduate of a broadcasting major." Zhang Ye said confidently, "I can do ghost stories, fairy tales, history, and talk shows, so why can't I do crosstalk? Isn't it just jokes!? Leave that to me! Leave the crosstalk jokes to me! How about it? "
Yao Jiancai stared at Zhang Ye for a long time without blinking. Old Yao had witnessed Zhang Ye's eloquence before. It was even better than him, who used to do crosstalk. Although he had never heard him do crosstalk, it was still something to look forward to. As for the crosstalk joke segments, he had heard that from the beginning to the end of "Zhang Ye's Talk Show", all the joke segments and language were not produced by a team. They were all created by the host, Zhang Ye. Old Yao had always been very impressed by Zhang Ye's literary talent and wisdom, so the joke segments were also something to look forward to.
Zhang Ye said, "There's no point in thinking so much. Let's register first. The crosstalk competition's registration will end at 11 PM. Anyway, if we don't do well and get eliminated, we won't lose anything. On the contrary, as long as we register, they will be the ones suffering!"
Yao Jiancai suddenly slammed the table, "Then what the f * * k are we waiting for!?"
"Let's go, old bro!"
"Let's go, old bro!"
Yao Jiancai got dressed while Zhang Ye went to wash his face.
After the two of them finished getting dressed, they went downstairs and went straight to the Central TV registration location!
… …
Past 9 PM.
At a small square. This was the third registration location for this year's National Crosstalk and Skit Competition.
There was a large canopy in the square, and there were banners and photos of the judges and celebrities hanging around it. However, there weren't many people at the venue. Only a few staff members were there, busying themselves. This was because it was almost time for the crosstalk division's registration deadline. The competition for the crosstalk division would only start in a few days, so there was still some time before the deadline. As for the crosstalk division, the registration had already been completed. Hence, there were only a few people queuing up to fill out the registration forms.
"This year's competition is going to be lively."
"That's right. I heard that there's even a mysterious celebrity helping out."
"Not only that. It's said that a few famous crosstalk actors are also participating. Hai, isn't this not giving us a way out? I don't have any hopes of entering the elimination round either."
"Let's register first. This year's competition has the attention of the entire country. It's already pretty good if we can show our faces. Don't expect too much."
A few of the people who were registering were discussing among themselves.
When passersby saw the signboard at the registration location, they began to discuss. This year's crosstalk and skit competition had indeed gathered the attention of countless people from all over the country. Many television dramas and variety shows did not like to broadcast at this time of the year. This was because it would coincide with the National Crosstalk and Skit Competition to share the viewership ratings. From this, one could tell how popular this annual competition was!
By the roadside.
A BMW came to a stop.
About eight staff members had finished processing the last few forms. Looking at the forms, they were preparing to pack up.
"Wait a minute!" Zhang Ye wore his sunglasses and went up.
The female staff member looked up, "You want to register?"
Zhang Ye said, "Yes, give me a form."
Yao Jiancai followed closely behind, "I want one too!"
The female staff member acknowledged and handed them two forms, "You are registering together, right? Hurry up, we will be closing soon. Hurry up. "
Zhang Ye began to fill in the form. He was a fast writer and finished in a minute. "It's done."
The female staff member took it over and took a look.
Name: Zhang Ye?
Workplace … None?
Previous job … Broadcaster? Host? Musician? Teacher of the People?
Only then did the female staff realize what was going on and exclaimed, "Ah!"
The colleagues beside her heard it and came over, "What's the matter, Little Wang?"
"Take a look!" The female staff member passed the form to them.
The few of them took a look with a puzzled expression. A few of them stared dumbfoundedly at the youth's face, "You … You are Teacher Zhang Ye?"
Yao Jiancai also passed the form over.
When the staff member saw it, she was stunned again, "You are Teacher Yao?"
Holy sh * t!
Holy sh * t!
Holy sh * t!
The few staff members cursed in their hearts three times!
Weren't these the two celebrities who had just been banned from the celebrity ban list!? The higher-ups had already ordered for their programs to be banned! Why did these two gods of plague come to us??
Zhang Ye urged, "Hurry up and give us the preliminary pass."
A person-in-charge wiped his sweat and said, "About this, wait a moment, wait a moment." He could not make the decision, so he quickly found a secluded place to give a call to his superior.
When the Central TV Leader in charge of this matter received the call, he was also dumbfounded, "What? Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are participating in the crosstalk competition? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake? One of them is a host, while the other is an actor. Why would they be participating in a national crosstalk competition!? Isn't that a donkey's lips and a horse's mouth!? "
The person said, "But they have already filled in the registration form. Why don't we not accept their registration?"
The Leader said, "What reason can we use to not accept their registration?"
The person said, "I don't know."
The Leader said, "Wait a moment, I have to ask the higher-ups!"
At this moment, the Central TV program team in charge of the crosstalk and skit competition spread the shocking news. Everyone had a feeling that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were not here to participate in the competition. They were clearly here to cause trouble for Central TV's Department 11!
Accept?
But how were their programs going to be broadcast!?
Not accept?
But what reason did they have to not accept? They did not break the law, nor were they fugitives! If other people's registrations were accepted, what reason did they have to not accept their registrations?
What a headache!
What a pain in the ass!
......
At the registration venue.
Zhang Ye said angrily, "I say, what are you doing?"
Yao Jiancai stared, "Are we being treated differently? Help us register! "
"Why are you so hesitant to register? What kind of working style and attitude do you have?" Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai spoke one after another.
The few staff members were close to tears.
Not long after, a call from the higher-ups came.
The person-in-charge heaved a sigh of relief, "Sorry to have kept the two Teachers waiting. There was a problem with the computer just now. We will immediately issue the preliminary pass to the two of you."
The procedures were done.
Only then did Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai drive off in satisfaction.
In the car, Yao Jiancai said, "Tomorrow is the preliminaries. There's not much time left for us to prepare."
However, Zhang Ye was humming a tune in a relaxed manner, "It's alright. This bit of time is enough. Let's go back and rehearse our lines and work together."
"Alright, haha. The two of us can be considered celebrities. I never expected that there would be a day where we would participate in a talent competition. Don't say, I'm actually a little excited!" Yao Jiancai was eager to try.
Zhang Ye laughed, "We've been holding it in for so many days. This time, it's time for us to strike back!"
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