"What a godly twist!"
"Ahahahaha!"
"Can someone help me up!?" I'm about to fall from laughing! "
"Zhang Ye, you are too mischievous! So you were waiting at the end! "
"Aiyah, I can't do it! This joke segment is too f * * king classic! "
"Where's the pen? I have to write it down! If I can learn a little from Teacher Zhang, I'll be invincible in the world when I scold! "
The audience burst into laughter. This could be said to be the most hilarious joke segment since the start of "Zhang Ye's Talk Show"!
Dong Shanshan covered her face as she laughed!
Wang Bei laughed so hard that she stamped her heels!
Ah Qian and Little Yu hammered their own thighs!
Sister Four and a few cameramen covered their mouths as they laughed. They were the closest to the audio receiver, so they did not want to affect the live broadcast. They could only hold it in, but the tears that flowed from the corners of their eyes could be seen. A few cameramen nearly fainted from laughing. It even affected the filming!
— What kind of JB joke is this?
We thought you would say that after understanding Lee Parkwoo, you would realize that he is a good person! In the end, you only said that! Hahaha! What were you thinking!? This twist was too f * * king unexpected! Teacher Zhang Ye! Lee Parkwoo will cry if you keep doing this! He'll really cry!
Some people did not like to hear that.
The black man frowned, "Why are you scolding!?"
Zhang Ye blinked in confusion, "Scolding? Who scolded? I was talking about 'gold coins'. Don't you know what JB means? Oh, you foreigners might not understand Chinese, but in our country, JB means gold coins. JIN-BI is the pinyin abbreviation. What is gold coins? It's a valuable item. It's very valuable and glamorous. I was praising Teacher Lee Parkwoo's glamour. Since when did I have the intention of scolding? "
The black man, "… *% ¥# # @ @ @ @!"
When the audience heard this, they were even more amused, "Hahaha!"
Zhang Ye pointed at the black man, "If you don't believe me, ask everyone. What does JB mean?"
All the Chinese audience members shouted in unison, "Of course it's gold coins! Hahaha! "
"See, I wasn't wrong, right?" Zhang Ye shrugged and said, "This is a high-end show, so how could there be any swearing words?"
The black man was on the verge of tears. Your sister! Do you really think that I don't understand Chinese?
The little old man in the audience and the company leader looked at Feng Guiqin, at a loss whether to laugh or cry. "This new program of yours is really big!"
Feng Guiqin was also tickled for a long time. Only then did she catch her breath. She said with a gasp, "It's alright. It's a WebTV, so the content can be a little bigger. As long as there are no obvious banned words, it's fine."
Wang Xiong smiled and said, "I can tell that Teacher Little Zhang's segment today is really enjoyable! Don't tell me the entire episode is about scolding Koreans? "
Regrettably, Wang Xiong really guessed correctly!
…
The laughter lasted for a long time, about five to six seconds. When they finished laughing, Zhang Ye carried on, "Speaking of Koreans, I have always been quite envious of them. Do you know why? It's because our country's crosstalk actors have to memorize something from a young age. It's called the 'Announcing Dish Names'. Many of us who studied broadcasting were also required to memorize it in school to train our eloquence. There's a total of 108 dishes. As a Chinese, I feel extremely pained at this moment. This is the Manchu Han Imperial Feast. I want to memorize it all. "
The audience immediately applauded!
"Give us a segment!"
"Right, give us one!"
Dong Shanshan was stunned. They had never memorized 'Announcing Dish Names' in school. Some teachers had suggested that they practice it, but it was not mandatory.
The other colleagues also did not know if Zhang Ye could do it.
This world also had a crosstalk program like "Announcing Dish Names". As it was too traditional, the history of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast had not changed, so it naturally existed. Zhang Ye had specially checked it before.
Zhang Ye smiled, "Alright, I'll simply do a short spear recital. Well, I'll treat you to … Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck …" Zhang Ye started off very slowly, but as he spoke, he became faster and faster. His eloquence became smoother and smoother. There was almost no pause towards the end, "Roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, braised chicken with sauce, preserved pork, dried sausage, assorted smoked chicken with white belly, steamed pig with eight treasures, glutinous rice stuffed duck, pot pheasant, pot quail, braised assorted, braised goose, braised shrimp … etc and so on!" With this solid set of basics, although it was not funny, it was still very shocking. Zhang Ye's spear recital was even better than many domestic crosstalk actors!
"Alright!"
"Well said!"
Everyone immediately applauded!
Wang Bei and the other hosts also applauded and praised him. In all fairness, just based on basic skills, the few of them who studied broadcasting were indeed not as good as Zhang Ye. It was no wonder that he was so eloquent. His basic skills were very solid. It was obvious that he had put in a lot of effort in his daily life and had completely grasped it!
In fact, this was all the credit of the Memory Search Capsule. Zhang Ye had spent almost all of his Reputation points on the capsule. His memory was getting more and more things, and his capital was getting thicker and thicker. Spear recital was not a problem for him. He could even recite "Announcing Dish Names" backwards without any problems. This was because he was different from others who memorised it. His memory was directly extracted.
With a simple interlude, Zhang Ye continued joking, "It must be tiring just listening to it, right? I have to memorise 108 dishes, so I'm especially envious of my Korean counterparts. If only I were them, it would be so easy to memorise them. " He cleared his throat and said, "I'll treat you to … Kimchi Smida, Kimchi Smida, Kimchi Smida, Kimchi Smida … and Kimchi Smida!"
"Hahaha!"
"Aiyo, that's too funny!"
"They only have Kimchi!"
The audience burst out laughing again!
Just as Zhang Ye finished speaking, he took it back and said helplessly, "But later, I realized I was wrong. I know a Korean crosstalk actor. Their Announcing Dish Names are even longer than ours, and the variety is even richer." Seeing everyone's puzzled looks, Zhang Ye said, "First of all, their first 108 dishes are exactly the same as ours!"
Wang Bei, who was taking a sip of water, spat it out!
Ah Qian, who was sitting in front, had water sprayed onto his shoes, but he did not care. He slapped his thighs and laughed!
The Chinese characters are yours?
The printing of words is yours?
The Dragon Boat Festival is yours too?
Zhang Ye's words about their 108 dishes being the same as ours vividly displayed the despicable image of the Koreans in the eyes of the people!
"After memorising this pile, they will add another one after the Salted Duck Tube Chicken." Zhang Ye raised his hand and gestured, "From the Changbai Mountains to the Bohai Sea Bay, 3,000 miles of rivers and mountains, stretching for 5,000 years, the Republic of Korea's unique traditional delicacy — Kimchi Smida!"
"Hahahaha!"
Bba Bba Bba!
Applause rang out amidst the laughter!
Just as Zhang Ye finished his segment, the next segment came, "Actually, the name of food is different from place to place. For example, wonton. In the North, it's called wonton. In Sichuan, it's called 'Dragon Hands', right?" He looked at the audience, "If it's in Korea, do you know what it's called?"
"In Korea?"
"I don't know."
"What's it called?"
The audience asked curiously.
Zhang Ye raised his hand and made the same gesture as before. He gestured exaggeratedly, "From the Changbai Mountains to the Bohai Sea Bay, 3,000 miles of rivers and mountains, stretching for 5,000 years, the Republic of Korea's unique traditional delicacy — wonton smida!"
When Zhang Ye said the words "From the Changbai Mountains", the audience knew what he was going to say. From this point on, they began to roar with laughter!
"Aiyo!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Let me take a break! I can't stop laughing! "
The audience was rocking back and forth in laughter. Some of them were holding their stomachs as they squatted on the ground laughing!
However, Zhang Ye did not plan on giving them a chance to rest. Seeing a few members of the audience wiping their tears, the next segment came. "Speaking of Korean delicacies, I actually want to share some knowledge with everyone here." Seeing that some people were about to laugh, Zhang Ye waved his hands, "It's not a joke. It's really knowledge."
Everyone quietened down to listen.
Some were blinking, while others were curious.
Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said, "To be honest, I really can't understand why Koreans like to eat kimchi so much. Although I like it too, right? It's crisp, sour, sweet and spicy. Yes, and most importantly, it's cheap. That's it, but they can't live without it. No matter what they eat, they will eat kimchi. So I would like to advise everyone in front of the television and in the audience to avoid kimchi if possible. This is because pickled food can cause cancer!"
Cause cancer?
Indeed, there was a scientific basis for this!
The audience thought that it was really a knowledge popularization, so they listened attentively.
However, Zhang Ye continued, "Yes, this is why when we watch Korean dramas, when two people just get together … .not long after, one of them will contract a terminal illness!"
Upon saying this, the audience was stunned for a moment before they began to laugh!
Zhang Ye stared at the camera and pointed, "Do you think it's because of the melodramatic plot? No! It's kimchi! "
When the last "it's kimchi" was said, the entire audience was rolling on the floor with laughter!
Many people were laughing and shouting! The applause once again drowned out the entire recording studio!
… …
At this moment.
The people watching the live broadcast on the internet were also laughing!
"Teacher Zhang Ye is too awesome!"
"I always knew that Teacher Zhang was awesome! But I never expected him to be so awesome! "
"Hahahaha! Awesome! The scolding was so awesome! Today's Zhang Ye is like God's help! "
"It's so fun! I was originally here to scold those brainless fans for not knowing Zhang Ye. Holy sh * t! Only today did I realize that I'm ignorant! There's actually such a coquettish celebrity in the country? There's such a good, satisfying and funny entertainment program? Zhang Ye! I'm starting to be your fan! "
"Aiyah, it's so f * * king funny!"
"Is this a Korean specialization?"
"It's scolding the Koreans from the beginning to the end? It's so awesome! "
"I've never felt as good as I did today!"
"That mouth of Zhang Ye's is f * * king heaven-defying. Look, there were so many Korean students and brainless fans scolding him just now, but now they've all been scolded away by Teacher Zhang Ye!"
"Why does Teacher Zhang's brain have so many things in it? Didn't he just clash with that Lee Parkwoo during the day? Tonight is the live broadcast, so there's no time to write a script. Why are all these classic joke segments coming one after another like they cost nothing! Teacher Zhang Ye's literary talent is amazing! "
Literary talent?
That actually requires some bullsh * t literary talent!
Joke segments that scolded the Koreans? Zhang Ye could say it for three days and three nights without repeating it!
In Zhang Ye's world, be it crosstalk or talk show programs, there were only four things that had been done in recent years.
1. Scolding the Koreans.
2. Scolding the Japanese.
3. Scolding the Americans.
4. Continue scolding the Koreans!
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