At night.
"Self-mockery" appeared in the papers without any surprises.
After reading it, many people began discussing it on the internet!
"Why is it called 'Self-mockery'?"
"The papers wrote that Teacher Zhang's poem name was asked over the phone."
"I think this name is the most appropriate! The poem Zhang Ye wrote before he left the television station was self-mockery, but in fact, it was mocking others! "
"Right, Teacher Zhang has disappointed many people!"
"Hiding in a small building to unify? Who cares about winter, summer, spring and autumn? It's a perfect sentence! "
"Frowning coldly against a thousand fingers is a perfect sentence! This poem's finishing touch! "
"Does Teacher Zhang not plan on working in the television industry anymore? This poem seems a little disheartened. Could it be that he doesn't want to work in the entertainment industry anymore? That would be such a pity! "
"That's not right. Teacher Zhang's program is still being broadcasted at noon, and there's even a preview of the next episode."
"Let me explain to the person above. Teacher Zhang has already left, but 'Analysis of the Three Kingdoms' is a recorded broadcast, so it's all pre-recorded tapes."
"No matter where Teacher Zhang goes, I will support him!"
"Me too. Teacher Zhang, don't really care about winter, summer, spring and autumn. We are still waiting for your new work. Poems are fine, historical programs are fine, songs are fine too. Even if you produce a public service advertisement, I will support it after it is broadcasted. I'm your brain-dead fan!"
… …
The next day.
The sun had just risen, so it was still early.
Di Di Di, Di Di Di. Zhang Ye's cell phone was still ringing with an alarm, waking him up from his dreams. After looking at the time, Zhang Ye got out of bed in a daze to go to the bathroom. He brushed his teeth and washed up in front of the bathroom mirror. The toothpaste was a brand he had never heard of in this world. It was called "Clean White Brand". Just from the name, it was obvious that it was cheap. He had bought it at a discount from the supermarket, but it was not easy to use.
"Eh? What am I doing? "
After rinsing his mouth, Zhang Ye was about to wear his clothes to go to work when he suddenly realized that he had lost his job. He helplessly returned to his bed and sat down.
What should he do today?
Since he was already up, he could no longer sleep.
Zhang Ye had always been a person who could not stay idle. Even though he often encountered all sorts of troublesome matters, his dream was to become famous. He wanted to be the top celebrity, so even if he was a little tired, he would still enjoy it. Now that there was really no work to do, he felt unbearably bored. No, he couldn't just stay at home like a fool. Opportunities were reserved for those who were prepared. He had to enrich himself first and make himself stronger!
He looked resolutely at the books on the windowsill. There were books on psychology, magazines, and a poetry book. How could he enrich himself? The answer was simple … Of course, it was the lottery! Retracting his gaze from the windowsill, Zhang Ye opened the game ring on his finger.
A long string of numbers appeared behind his total reputation.
"A hundred million …" Zhang Ye counted and then cursed, "Holy sh * t!"
These days, Zhang Ye had done too many things. He had written "Wishing We Last Forever" for the Heavenly Queen, and other classic poems. In addition, he had appeared on the Beijing News Channel's live broadcast, showing off in an extremely flirtatious manner. In addition, "Analysis of the Three Kingdoms" was earning Reputation points in a normal manner every day. Zhang Ye's current total Reputation points was something he could not even look at directly. A total of 12.2 million Reputation points!
Back when he was at the radio station, it was not bad if he could earn a few hundred thousand.
Later on, when he was at the television station, it was very difficult to earn a few million in a short period of time.
But now, only a few days had passed and he had accumulated more than 10 million Reputation Points!
It looked like Zhang Ye's temper of always doing something whenever he had nothing to do had its benefits. Look, so many Reputation points had been earned. If he did not stir up trouble, if he did not come up with a poem every few days to show off, how could he have so many Reputation points!?
Lucky draw!
Zhang Ye was now very rich. He spent 100,000 Reputation points to open the Lucky Draw. When the needle spun, he did not even look and immediately Added Stakes!
How much?
Let's try my luck with 20 stakes!
Zhang Ye Added Stakes. Seeing his Reputation drop by 2 million, he did not feel the pinch. He lit a cigarette and took a few puffs. He calmly waited for the results of the Lucky Draw!
Bada!
The needle stopped!
Zhang Ye saw that it was not bad. It was in the Skills Category region. Hence, he immediately took out the 21 Treasure Chests (Small) from his inventory and opened them one by one!
[Computer Programming Skill Experience Book] 21.
Computer?
Programming skills?
Zhang Ye nearly fainted. Only now did he feel the pinch!
Your sister! This bro had learned some basic computer courses in university. Just playing around with a computer and installing a system was a piece of cake. Anything more complicated was something Zhang Ye did not know, but to him, that was enough. Why the hell would I learn programming? It's not like I'm going to work in IT in the future. I'm going to become a pirate … I'm going to become a superstar. Why would I need this skill experience book?
What a loss!
This was a big loss!
This was more than 20 books!
Zhang Ye could not help but smile wryly. He still flipped through the Experience Books one by one. The books turned into a white light and entered Zhang Ye's brain. What could he do if he did not use them? Since he had already drawn them, he could not return them.
Looking at his remaining Reputation points, he was left with 10.1 million. This time, Zhang Ye was smarter and more cautious. He did not dare to be so extravagant. This time, he had drawn a computer course. If he were to draw a Physiology and Hygiene course next time, wouldn't he cry himself to death? Hence, after Zhang Ye opened the Lucky Draw, he did not Add Stakes. Instead, he waited to see the situation. Indeed, the Skills Category was not bad. For example, that Taekwondo skill had helped Zhang Ye greatly at a critical moment. It had even saved his life. But similarly, the Skills Category was too broad. It was a mix of good and bad. For example, the Calligraphy skill from last time, and the Programming skill this time, they did not seem to be of much use. At least, he could not see their effects for now.
It spun and spun!
One round, two rounds …
Finally, when the needle was about to stop, Zhang Ye pressed the Additional Stakes button. However, he did not Add Stakes. He wanted the compass to stop for a moment to give him some time to think carefully. The needle was currently in the Consumption Category region, which was the largest region. It should still be able to move forward a little. However, if he went any further, he would be in an extremely small region called the Special Category. It was still quite a distance away and he did not know if he could reach it. If he managed to get the Special Category, then he would have hit the jackpot. In the past few months, he had only managed to get a Special Category Treasure Chest once. The chances were too low.
Should he Add Stakes or not?
He hesitated!
If he was really that lucky and managed to get the Special Category, then Adding Stakes would be meaningless. This was because all the Treasure Chests that came out with Additional Stakes would all give the same prize. As it was Adding Stakes, it would only increase the number of Treasure Chests, but it would not change the item inside the Treasure Chest. The Special Category Treasure Chest also gave the right to purchase items from the Merchant Shop. Then, there was no difference between one and a hundred of them. It would be a waste to get a thousand of them.
Let's gamble!
No more Additional Stakes!
Frustrated in love, frustrated at work, he should have some luck today!
Zhang Ye immediately began praying, "God said, let there be light, so there is light …" He even recited from the Bible, "Give me the Special Category!"
Canceling the Additional Stakes, the needle continued to slowly climb forward!
One tick, two ticks! Just a little more! I'm almost there! Go! Go!
Finally, just as the needle was about to lose its last bit of strength, the tip of the needle swayed slightly. Bada. Finally, it moved forward by another tick!
It was at the border!
It was at the border between the Consumption Category and the Special Category!
It was nearly pressed against the line! The naked eye could not tell which region it was any more than that!
But in the next second, no Treasure Chest appeared. Instead, a line of text appeared on the game interface: [Special Category Reward: Increased the right to purchase "Taiji Fist Skill Experience Book".]
It was the Special Category!
He had really gotten the Special Category!
Taiji Fist! The Taiji Fist Skill Experience Book!?
Zhang Ye nearly died of joy. He laughed out loud three times and then quickly opened up the game's Merchant Shop. He saw two icons. One of them was the [Memory Search Capsule] from before, while the other icon was a book with a Taiji symbol on it — it was the new product that had been opened. However, just as Zhang Ye was excitedly preparing to buy one to try it out, he was dumbfounded when he saw the price of the skill book!
[Taiji Fist Skill Experience Book]: Requires 1 million Reputation Points.
Wasn't it 100,000? What the heck! Why did this skill book cost a million each?
Zhang Ye had originally fantasized about using the remaining 10 million points to buy a hundred Taiji Fist Skill Experience Books, but he did not expect the price to be so high! After thinking about it, he understood the reason. Although the Lottery Draw cost 100,000 per try, there was a very, very small chance that he would get an expensive skill book like the Taiji Fist. But if such a skill book became a product, then it would not be priced at 100,000. It would return to its original price. After all, it was a Lottery Draw and it depended on luck. No one knew what he would get, so it would definitely be cheaper. As for those extremely powerful skills or items or Stats Fruits like the Taiji Fist, since he had the right to purchase them at any time, then naturally there would not be any price advantage. Very fair. Thinking about it again, if the Taekwondo skill book was to be purchased, it would not be the lowest price of 100,000. It should be a little higher, but definitely not higher than the Taiji Fist.
You get what you pay for.
After Zhang Ye understood, he looked at the item icon of the Taiji Fist and hesitated for a long time. Finally, he gritted his teeth and, unable to resist the temptation, began to buy it!
1 book …
5 books …
10 books …
10 million Reputation Points were all used up!
Zhang Ye had spent all his Reputation Points to buy 10 Taiji Fist Skill Experience Books!
Items bought from the Merchant Shop did not have a Treasure Chest, but were directly stored in his inventory. Zhang Ye took them out and "ate" them one by one.
White light flashed!
White light flashed again!
The Taiji Fist Skill Experience Books turned into blobs of light and were sent into Zhang Ye's mind!
Zhang Ye could not help but move his arms and legs. Back when he was eating the Taekwondo skill books, he felt like there were some moves imprinted on him. However, these 10 Taiji Fist Skill Experience Books did not feel much. It was like there were no changes, and he could not even execute a single move! What the hell? Could it be that he had "eaten" too little? 10 Skill Experience Books were not enough? Zhang Ye did not think so. 10 was not a small number.
Hai, forget it.
I'll slowly study it in the future.
Zhang Ye did not expect himself to be invincible after "eating" a few skill experience books or drawing a few items. It was not realistic either. Items were just a support, helping him grow step by step. The key was still to rely on his own hard work!
Hard work!
Hard work!
Hard work!
Being able to endure hardships!
This was the only secret to success!
Wanting to reach the Heavens in a single bound without hard work? Wanting to be above others without suffering hardships? How was that possible!
A few examples:
Why was Faye Wong a Heavenly Queen?
Why was Fan Bingbing famous?
What did Zhang Ziyi rely on to enter the international scene?
Yes! It was because they … were very beautiful!
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