Chapter 1613
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Japan.
Countless people closed their eyes!
"Oh, no!"
"Oh my God!"
"Please tell me this isn't true!"
"How could it be him! How could it be him! "
"Yeah, how could it possibly be this fellow!"
"That great eunuch has won the Peace Prize?"
…
Korea.
There were cries of anguish in China!
Those who had been hit by the Panda Burning Incense back then nearly flipped the table and cursed!
"This —"
"They really gave it to him!"
"Holy fuck!"
"Is the Nobel Prize jury stupid!"
"He tripped that Indian guy just now! He tripped him just now! Didn't you guys see that? Did you guys really not see that? Has the jury gone mad?! "
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The United Kingdom.
"This is unbelievable!"
"He actually gave it to a Chinese guy?"
"The Peace Prize is the biggest trophy that the Nobel Prize has to offer!"
"This award is such a surprise!"
"No one could have expected this!"
"Zhang Ye? I'll remember him now. "
"This person is really capable. It was clearly a speech that he did not prepare beforehand, but it still made his blood boil. How amazing."
…
India.
The people were furious. Countless people were cursing and swearing!
"Justice has gone into hiding?"
"Oppression has become the wind?"
"And he even made our country sound like a voice of peace?"
"You're the one who's going into hiding!"
"You tripped Master Bangalore, yet you're still making sarcastic remarks about us? Why don't you just go to hell! "
"This person is so infuriating!"
"How can there be such a shameless person in this world!"
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America.
The American people were also shocked by this big show.
"This is the first time the Nobel Prize has been awarded to a Chinese person?"
"The most important thing is still the Peace Prize!"
"There has never been a Chinese person who has stood on such a high stage before!"
"The current China seems to be different from before."
"Zhang Ye? This Chinese guy is very special. "
…
International Hacker Organization.
All the members were dumbfounded.
"F * ck!"
"A hacker can also win the Nobel Peace Prize?"
"What's wrong with this world?"
"Boss, why don't you try for the next Nobel Prize too?"
"Scram!"
…
At home.
His mother said in a daze, "Is he really my son?"
Wu Zeqing nodded and said with a smile, "We've won the Nobel Prize!"
Mom asked again, "Did my son really take it?"
Dad was so excited that his eyes turned red. "Yes! It's our son! The Nobel Peace Prize! You've already asked that question ten times! "
Then, he saw his mother whipping out her phone like crazy. "Quick! Call your relatives and friends! "
His father said, "There's no need to fight! Everyone must know by now! "
Sisi's childish voice rang out.
"Long live Daddy!"
"Long live Daddy!"
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Grandma's house.
The room was also filled with screams!
"My brother has been taken down! Take him down! "
"That's so awesome!"
"It's really my brother's!"
"We have a cousin who won the Nobel Prize!"
"Yeah! Yeah! I can brag about this for the rest of my life! "
His grandma and grandpa looked at the TV screen in shock. They did not know how to express their current feelings in words!
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At his father-in-law's house.
Li Qinqin was going crazy with excitement!
Meanwhile, Wu Changhe had a dumbfounded look on his face!
"The Peace Prize?"
…
At Zhang Ye's Studio.
Everyone was howling madly!
"We've won!"
"We've won!"
"Sob sob sob! It's true! It's true! "
"Director Zhang is going to be famous!"
"We're going to be on the international celebrity rankings!"
A lot of the studio's staff were crying and shouting as they cried. No amount of words or tears could express the excitement in their hearts at this moment!
…
At the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
Seven or eight buildings in the compound were overturned by the shouting!
"He's won it!"
"Professor Zhang has won the Nobel Prize!"
"Oh my God! Oh my God! "
"He really did it!"
"Hahahahaha! Old Zhou! What did I say! Ah? What did I say? I knew this kid wouldn't have any problems! I knew he could do it! "
…
At Central TV.
In the livestream room.
The host was already speaking incoherently!
The host said, "We've won it! We've won it! The Nobel Peace Prize is ours! For the first time, the Nobel Prize has been awarded to a Chinese person! "
The guests stood up and said loudly, "Everyone, please remember this day! Everyone, please remember this name! Zhang Ye! He's brought home the first Nobel Prize for China! At this moment, I'm really proud. I'm proud of Teacher Zhang Ye. I'm proud to be a Chinese person! "
The female host's eyes were also wet. "I'm feeling the same as Professor Sun right now. When everyone saw Teacher Zhang Ye losing the Nobel Prize in Literature, they might have already turned off their televisions. But who could have expected that at the very last second, Teacher Zhang Ye would bring home the Nobel Peace Prize! This moment belongs to the Chinese people. At this moment, the entire world is ringing with the name of a Chinese person! This is great! Teacher Zhang Ye, you're amazing! "
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At Spring Garden's house.
Amy's mouth was agape and hadn't closed at all!
The shocked Xiaodong still couldn't believe her ears. She pointed at the television and asked Li Xiaoxian, who was next to her, "Zhang Ye?"
Li Xiaoxian said, "Yes."
"The Peace Prize?"
Li Xiaoxian: "Yes."
Li Xiaoxian vomited blood!
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At Dong Shanshan's house.
Her old classmates were all looking at each other.
Several of them had fainted from shock!
"Zhang 'er won the Peace Prize?"
"When did the Nobel Prizes become so humorous?"
"It's so ironic that the Peace Prize was given to this fellow!"
"I'm feeling a little dizzy. Give me a glass of wine to calm my nerves!"
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On Weibo.
The Chinese people were seething with excitement!
"Face-smacking Zhang?"
"The Peace Prize?"
"Th-This is too fucking face smacking!"
"Who could have thought that this bastard would bring home the Peace Prize! He's going to scare the world's people to death! The Nobel Peace Prize! "
"Face-smacking Zhang is going to go down in history!"
"Yeah, not only will he go down in China's history books, he'll also fucking go down in the world's history books!"
"Pfft!"
"The Indians are going to cry!"
"Don't talk about the Indians, even I'm going to fucking cry!"
There were also a small number of people who did not know about it.
Some of them had just opened their Weibo.
"Ah?"
"What are you guys talking about?"
"What happened? What Peace Prize? "
"Previous posters, don't you know? Then let me tell you a joke. This joke is — Zhang Ye has won the Nobel Peace Prize! "
"Pfft, don't joke around."
"Do you guys think I'm stupid?"
"Hahaha, if Face-smacking Zhang dares to win the Peace Prize, I would even dare to run for President of America!"
Then tens of thousands of people left comments below!
"Go ahead!"
"Hurry up and go!"
"I'm cramping up from laughing!"
"Bro, you can do it!"
"Pfft, you guys should just watch the news!"
In a short period of time, tens of thousands of people had come to join in the fun. Those people were dumbfounded!
Those people were taken aback. Only then did they realize that something was wrong. They hurriedly went to check the news.
When they saw it, they either vomited blood or fainted!
What?
It's true?!
…
In this world, there were a lot of things that were too difficult to accept.
For example, a sow had climbed a tree.
For example, an iron tree had blossomed.
For example, a tiger had become a vegetarian.
For example, Zhang Ye had won the Nobel Peace Prize.
When Zhang Ye won the Nobel Prize, all of the China people were cheering. However, the name of the Nobel Prize made them feel a little awkward and at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
What sort of person was Zhang Ye?
In China, Japan, and Korea, they couldn't be more familiar with him!
He was a fellow who would scold people regardless of the occasion!
He was a hooligan who would start a fight at the slightest disagreement!
He was a scammer who would find trouble for you even when he had nothing to do!
Counting the things that Zhang Ye had done in the past few years of his career, none of them had anything to do with the word "peace" at all! But it just so happened that such a person had won the Peace Prize!
Very quickly, the news was released at the same time!
America.
The UK.
France.
Japan.
Russia.
This headline appeared in the news headlines of countries all over the world.
It was a very, very long headline that had never been seen before in the history of journalism.
"Nobel Prize in Literature candidate who tripped Nobel Prize in Literature winner at the Nobel Prize ceremony wins Nobel Peace Prize!"
This joke made the entire world laugh!
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