Chapter 1479
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Later that afternoon.
Xuanwumen's Lotte Mart.
Zhang Ye appeared.
A few minutes later, all sorts of noises and screams could be heard. It was chaos in the supermarket!
…
At a fire station.
The firefighters had just returned from a mission.
"Captain Wang, you're back?"
"Yes."
"Have you rescued him?"
"We've rescued him. Hai, I'm so tired today."
"Yeah, we had a big mission today."
"There were seven or eight waves of reporters."
"Luckily, Zhang Ye didn't get into any trouble while he was in our jurisdiction."
Everyone took off their firefighting uniforms and sat down to chat. Suddenly, a call came in.
It was from the command center.
Captain Wang rushed over to answer. "Hello, Command Center, please speak."
The operator on the other end said: "We've just received a call for help from the fire department. Teacher Zhang Ye has been trapped again and is stuck in the revolving door of Lotte Mart. There's also been a problem with the supermarket's power supply and the power has been cut. Please hurry over to rescue him."
Captain Wang was stunned. "What? It's Zhang Ye again? "
The operator said: "Yes."
"But Lotte Mart has already closed for business, hasn't it? Hasn't he already left? "
The operator said: "It's not the Ximachang branch. It's the Lotte Mart branch in Xuanwumen."
Captain Wang: "Huh? But that's not in our jurisdiction, right? "
The operator said: "It was Zhang Ye who specifically called for you. He said that you all have the experience."
Captain Wang was floored!
The other firefighters nearly vomited blood!
We have the experience?
That's right! How could we not have the fucking experience!
We've already rescued him three times today!
What the hell! Why does this fellow keep getting into trouble! And — why is it Lotte Mart again? Does he have a grudge against this supermarket? How did he manage to capture Lotte Mart?
…
Half an hour later.
Zhang Ye was successfully rescued.
Twenty minutes later.
Zhang Ye, who had just been rescued, looked around and appeared at the entrance of Changchun Street's Lotte Mart.
"Ah!"
"Let's go!"
"The water pipe has exploded!"
"There's a flood in the supermarket!"
"Aiyo!"
"It's flooded! I'm drowning! "
…
Two thirty in the afternoon.
Fuxingmen Lotte Mart.
"Fire!"
"The men's room is on fire!"
"Holy shit! Put out the fire! "
"Is there anyone inside?"
"Zhang Ye seems to be inside!"
"F * ck, why is it him again? Just now, the news said that the Lotte Supermarket on Changchun Street was flooded! "
"Call 119!"
…
Three o'clock in the afternoon.
Lotte Supermarket in Xizhimen.
"Look at that person!"
"Isn't that Zhang Ye?"
"Damn! Why did he come to Xizhimen? "
"Have you seen the news?"
"I've seen it. This god of plague!"
"Hurry up and stay away from him. Four or five Lotte Supermarkets have already suffered!"
"Run! He's too unlucky now. Whoever gets close to him will suffer!"
"Ah! The freezer exploded! "
"I knew it! I knew it! "
…
The entire Beijing Fire Department had gone crazy!
Phone calls came one after another!
"What? Him again? "
"Where is it this time?"
"He went to Dongzhimen again?"
"It's still Lotte Supermarket?"
"Fuck, did he step on dog shit!"
"That jinx!"
"Xuanwumen, Changchun Street, Xizhimen, and now Dongzhimen. Fuck his sister! He's using the subway's 2 line to get there! "
"Hurry up and set out! That fellow is trapped in the elevator again! "
…
Meanwhile.
Lotte Supermarket China.
Several of the managers were on the verge of breaking down!
"It's over! Something has happened at the Dongzhimen branch as well! "
"What is that Zhang guy trying to do!"
"Dammit, is he doing this on purpose!"
"It's not man-made. The police have already investigated and found that it was all an accident. It's all a problem with our equipment management. A lot of our equipment is substandard, and the relevant departments have already started investigating us!"
"This is bad, this is really bad!"
"Can't this jinx go somewhere else?"
"I don't know. He's just walking along the subway station and entering the Lotte Supermarket when he sees it!"
"Fuck!"
"Can't he just die!"
The people of Korea's Lotte Corporation were scolding Zhang Ye like crazy!
…
A day passed.
From noon to night.
All of Beijing's Lotte Supermarkets had suffered a devastating blow. The 13 Lotte Supermarkets operating in the main city area of Beijing were all in chaos on this day!
Suspended operations!
Suspended operations!
Suspended operations!
Not a single one was spared!
All 13 Lotte Supermarkets were forced to suspend operations!
Due to the many major equipment accidents that had occurred, the relevant departments quickly intervened to investigate and found a lot of problems. The relevant departments even issued a safety warning, implicating all of the Lotte Supermarkets in the China region. At the mention of the Lotte Supermarkets, the entire country's citizens would feel their buttocks tighten!
It was too dangerous!
So many accidents had occurred in a single day?
How was this a supermarket!
This was a fucking battlefield!
On Weibo.
"I'm never going to Lotte Supermarkets again!"
"Yeah, who the fuck would dare to go there again!"
"Is Teacher Zhang alright?"
"He's fine, he's alive and well."
"This fellow is still alive and kicking as he walks along the subway's 2 line!"
"I really have to give it to him. Isn't Zhang Ye too disheartened? Why does he have to get caught up in everything? "
"This isn't disheartening at all. It's more like something out of the ordinary!"
"This fellow is indeed a legend. He always manages to do things that leave people speechless. I'm already used to it!"
"I've never seen anyone more disheartened than him!"
"Has anyone tabulated it yet? How many misfortunes did he suffer today? "
"The media has already tabulated it."
Falling into a well twice.
Getting hit by a car three times.
Getting hit by a lamp once.
Getting submerged twice.
Getting trapped five times.
Falling into an elevator once.
Slipping and falling seven times.
Was he a celebrity?
He was the fucking God of Death!
On this day, all of the news was dominated by Zhang Ye. On this day, there was no other news in the entertainment circle except for the news of Zhang Ye's mishaps. One news would pop up at one moment, and then another. It didn't stop for the entire day!
The Japanese people were also stunned!
The Koreans were also dumbfounded!
"Is the Heavens going to punish him?"
"Even the gods can't stand it anymore?"
"I've seen unlucky people before, but I've never seen anyone as unlucky as him!"
"Why are all of them our Lotte Corporation's supermarkets?"
"If you're the unlucky one, why did you drag our company down with you!"
"He didn't even get hurt in so many accidents?"
"Damn, this fellow is too lucky!"
"Hurry up and take him away! Don't let him cause any more trouble! "
"I'm gonna faint! You're already so unlucky, so why don't you just stay home and rest? Why are you still going out? Why did you come to our Lotte Mart? Get lost! Hurry up and leave! "
"Just how many wicked things do you guys think he's done?"
"He must have destroyed Earth in his past life!"
Instantly, the Asian people were in heated discussion!
Lotte Corporation.
Zhang Ye.
God of Death.
And so on. All of these keywords were at the top of the Asian search rankings!
Then the most dramatic scene played out again. After midnight, the Asian Celebrity Rankings Index was updated. Zhang Ye's popularity score had increased again!
He was still in third place on the A-list rankings!
But his popularity score had increased by a lot!
When many people saw this, they didn't even know what to say!
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