The livestream channel had already reached 50 million viewers!
At the venue.
Zhang Ye said, "Actually, it's useless at all."
Yao Jiancai said, "Right, there's no need to invite an expert."
Zhang Ye said, "Actors still have to rely on their true abilities."
Yao Jiancai said, "You're right."
Zhang Ye said, "That's why I have to go for plastic surgery."
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah? Is this what you mean by true ability? "
Ning Lan laughed, "Pfft!"
Xiaodong laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Chen Guang and Fan Wenli were also laughing hysterically!
Zhang Ye said, "That's right!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Oh."
Zhang Ye said, "I have to go to Korea."
Yao Jiancai said, "Yes, the plastic surgery industry there is very developed."
The audience perked up!
It's here, it's here!
Speaking of Korea!
Zhang Ye said, "I bought a ticket and boarded the plane. When I got on the plane, I took a seat. Hey, guess who I saw? A Korean celebrity was actually sitting next to me! "
Yao Jiancai asked, "Who was it?"
Zhang Ye said, "A Korean big shot, the famous Asian singer, Teacher Park Il-sung!"
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "Whew? His kidneys are really good. "
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo!"
"Ahahahahaha!"
"Whew? Pfft! "
Park Jaesang was holding a concert not too far away from us!
A famous Korean singer? Even Jaesang? The audience couldn't help but think of that person. Suddenly, they all got excited like they were on steroids!
Zhang Ye said, "I don't know if his kidneys are good or not, but I was very puzzled, so I asked him, 'Teacher Piao, you're such a big shot, so why are you also sitting in economy class? Teacher Piao told me that the market over there is not doing well, so he came to China. "
Yao Jiancai sighed and said, "That's right, he thinks that China is easy to earn money from."
"Yi!"
"Yi!"
"Yi!"
The audience roared with laughter!
What did he come to China for?
To make money?
The high priced ticket meme was being used here!
Zhang Ye's crosstalk was indeed full of scoldings!
Zhang Ye said, "After that, the plane took off. Aiyo, I felt terrible. It was so disgusting."
Yao Jiancai: "Yo, are you airsick?"
Zhang Ye: "That's right. I was tossing and turning, but it was so disgusting. There was no place for me to vomit. When I saw that Teacher Piao was sleeping with an eye patch over his eyes, I didn't say anything and just aimed at his chest — Ugh!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Wow, that's disgusting."
Zhang Xia and her daughter could not help but laugh!
Li Xiaoxian, who was wearing sunglasses and sitting in the corner, also laughed.
Too evil!
Zhang Ye's evil nature was something that no one else could do!
Zhang Ye said, "He didn't move, and neither did I. After a while, the plane landed smoothly. When he woke up, I quickly went over to ask him, 'Are you feeling better?'"
Yao Jiancai: "Heyo!"
"Are you still feeling unwell?"
Yao Jiancai: "How can you be so mean!"
The audience cramped up with laughter!
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Zhang Ye: "Hai, take care of yourself. Goodbye."
Yao Jiancai: "You're too wicked. You made me take the wrong medicine because of this!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
"I can't take it anymore!"
Many of the audience members slapped their thighs and laughed!
Zhang Ye continued, "When I got off the plane, I was thinking that it's really strange. Every country's skills are different, but when it comes to plastic surgery, only the Koreans are good at it."
Yao Jiancai asked, "Yeah, why?"
Zhang Ye gave it some thought. "Maybe it's because they're too shabby."
Yao Jiancai, "Huh?"
"Why else would it be called Korea?"
Yao Jiancai: "Is Korea that shabby country?"
"It's a poor country, after all."
Yao Jiancai: "Whoa, if you put it that way, then there's no way to explain Japan!"
Ning Lan laughed. "Hahahaha!"
Amy was laughing so hard she was sprawled on the floor!
Zhang Ye tugged at him. "Hahaha, then you better explain it to me!"
Yao Jiancai pushed him. "Go! What am I supposed to explain? "
The audience was laughing like crazy!
Too vicious!
That was too mean!
This kind of scolding was truly unparalleled!
Japan, South Korea, all of them!
Countless viewers felt a kind of pleasure that they hadn't felt for a long time, as if their pores were about to burst open!
How long has it been?
How long had it been since they had heard Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai speak so freely onstage? It would probably have to be traced back to the crosstalk competition organized by Central TV! Today was an online live broadcast, so the rules were much more relaxed. It wasn't as restrictive as when they were on television. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's state also exploded!
It was too satisfying!
It was still the same feeling!
It was still the same crosstalk!
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's skills were still the same!
…
The first performance was over.
The second performance was between two young crosstalk actors.
The third performance was between two seniors of the crosstalk world.
They did a good job, so the audience was very supportive and did not stop applauding them.
Of course, these crosstalk actors who came to help Zhang Ye also understood that the reason why the audience was so supportive was all because of Zhang Ye. On today's stage, Zhang Ye was the main character. Other than him, there was no one else in the crosstalk world who could hold a crosstalk tour on a stage as big as the Beijing Exhibition Center.
For the fourth performance, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai took the stage again.
For the fifth performance, the other two young crosstalk actors took over.
For the sixth performance, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai took the stage again.
When they got on stage, the two of them did not go down.
Trouble came one after another!
Scolding words came out one after another!
The audience went crazy!
"Do it again!"
"Do it again!"
"Don't go!"
"Do it again!"
The performance went on from 7 PM to 8 PM, and then from 8 PM to 9 PM. Logically speaking, the performance should have ended at 9 PM, but the audience refused to leave!
Zhang Ye gave a wry smile.
Yao Jiancai was helpless.
What else could he do?
Just say it!
The two of them began to repeat the performance again and again!
Once!
Five times!
Ten times!
Fifteen times!
The moment they went down, the audience would jeer. Then Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai would be invited back by the host to continue their performance. Then they would leave the stage and be invited back again, and the cycle would begin again! In the end, Ning Lan also joined in on the fun. She gave a performance with Zhang Ye and satisfied her crosstalk craving. Xiaodong and Amy were also forcefully pulled onto the stage by Zhang Ye. Zhang Ye acted as their supporting actor and gave a performance with lines that had been prepared for them in advance. He had wanted to invite Li Xiaoxian and Chen Guang, but they were thin-skinned and refused to come up.
There was no need to mention how lively the scene was.
Insulting celebrities.
Scolding Japan and Korea.
Flirting with the audience.
With Zhang Ye's mouth, he was naturally able to do it with ease.
The laughter from the audience did not stop at all!
"Hahahahaha!"
"I can't take it anymore!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"That joker!"
"He's so wicked!"
A crosstalk performance that was supposed to end at 9 PM had been carried on until 10: 30 PM!
Seventeen encores!
An encores record that had never been recorded in the crosstalk world!
An encores number that had never been recorded in the history of crosstalk!
At this point, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's first crosstalk performance was a great success. The audience was also getting high!
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