The dance ended.
The audience was left wanting more.
This was a dance that made people want to watch it a second time after watching it once.
On TV, the hosts took over the stage.
The male host said, "That was amazing."
The female host said, "Yes, thank you to the ladies of the Air Force Song and Dance Troupe for your wonderful performance."
The audience applauded again.
Following that, the advertisements came on.
The female host: "Dear friends, we have prepared five types of fortune cards for you tonight. They represent our deepest blessings for you. They are the Prosperity Card, Harmony Card, Friendship Card, Patriotism Card, and Dedication Card. Now, please take out your phone, open the One-Pay app, and tap 'xiu xiu xiu'. The fortune card will be in your hand, and the blessings will be here."
The male host said, "I'd like to remind you that if you can gather all five cards of fortune before midnight, you'll get a share of the five cards of fortune. As the saying goes, when the five cards of fortune arrive, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get it started. "
…
Online.
The netizens were getting excited.
"Has it started?"
"Can we get it started now?"
"Damn, hurry up and give it out!"
"My dedication card!"
"Is it going to end before midnight? Hurry, hurry, hurry! "
…
In a household.
"I don't have it!"
"Damn, it's the prosperity and strength card again!"
"Prosperity and strength card, get lost!"
"This is such a scam!"
"Without the dedication card, how am I going to be prosperous and strong!"
…
"Dad, hurry up and get it started!"
"Ah?"
"The Spring Festival Gala has started giving out the cards of fortune!"
"Alright, I'll definitely get a dedication card for my precious daughter today!"
"That's what everyone is missing right now!"
…
"Heavens!"
"It's the dedication card!"
"She got it? Let me see! "
"Holy shit, it's true!"
"We're rich! We're rich! "
"They've really given out the dedication card!"
"Ahhh, I'm going to post it online!"
…
All of a sudden, the audience had something to do.
They had been waiting for this moment for a very, very long time.
There were even many people who had never watched the Spring Festival Gala who were able to sit in front of their televisions and wait this year because of the deceitful activity of collecting the five fortunes. They had come here just for this. But what these people did not expect was that even though they had no intention of watching the Spring Festival Gala, nor did they have any expectations for it, the opening two or three song and dance performances had attracted many of them and made them watch it seriously.
These viewers who had never watched the Spring Festival Gala before were left behind just like that.
Draw the fortune character.
Watching the Spring Festival Gala.
Countless families were enjoying the joy of the New Year.
And this kind of joy, perhaps a few songs and dances were far from enough.
"It's time for the language program, right?"
"According to tradition, he should be here."
"That's not easy."
"Yeah, the crosstalks and skits of the Spring Festival Gala have been getting less and less funny in recent years."
"It's not that it's not funny, it's just that it feels too ordinary, too ungrounded, too traditional, so it doesn't look good."
"Let's see what happens this year."
"This year's song and dance program is really good."
"Yes, they are all amazing!"
"I'm just afraid that language programs won't be able to hold their own."
"Yeah, it's still the crosstalks and skits that are getting the most attention."
"Zhang Ye is just a crosstalk performer. He's also acted in skits before, so we might really be able to look forward to this."
"Eh!"
"It's starting, it's starting!"
In an instant, the eyes of the entire world's Chinese population were once again focused on the television. This year's song and dance program had already shocked many people, but no one had seen the most anticipated language program yet. Naturally, they were all excited to see what it would be like.
…
In the production control room.
Zhang Ye gave the orders.
"It's starting."
"Camera 3, follow!"
"Cut to camera 4!"
"Alright, close-up!"
It was the first language program!
Zhang Ye knew the importance of this better than anyone else. Zhang Ye had been thinking about the program arrangements for a very long time, but he still could not make up his mind. Who should go first? It was really not easy to choose. It wasn't until the second rehearsal that he finally decided on the order of the skit. This skit was the most popular skit of 2013 on Central TV's Spring Festival Gala in his previous world. Zhang Ye hoped that this skit would be a good start for the language programs.
He was also very assured about the actors.
As a veteran of the Spring Festival Gala, they would definitely be able to hold the fort and there wouldn't be any problems.
…
Onstage.
The hosts were still talking.
Ci Xiufang, who was dressed fashionably, sat calmly in her wheelchair as someone wheeled her over. She said impatiently, "Make way, make way."
Li Chen turned his head and said with a smile, "Yo, Auntie, you're here. Happy New Year. Tell everyone, are you used to your retirement?"
Ci Xiufang sat firmly in her wheelchair and glanced at him. "Are you used to having your legs shorter?"
The audience laughed.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
The famous long-legged handsome host, Li Chen, didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Hey, how can this Auntie speak like that?"
Hao Hailiang pushed him aside. "You don't know how to ask questions. Speak in a more scientific manner. Auntie, happy retirement! Auntie! "
Ci Xiufang looked at him. "Who are you calling Auntie? Your face is full of wrinkles and you're still trying to act cute! "
The audience burst into laughter again!
Host Li Chen said, "Hai, look, look at the two of you. You've been rebuffed, haven't you? You two really don't know how to speak! "
Hao Hailiang rolled his eyes. "Then why don't you ask …"
Li Chen said, "Can't you tell? Auntie doesn't want to talk about retirement!"
Li Chen said, "Come over here, come over here."
The famous talk show host, Li Chen, had always been famous for being emotional. With a serious expression, he gently squatted down in front of the wheelchair and said, "Auntie, I know that when you were working back then, you put in a lot of sweat and tears for your career. Then what do you think …"
Ci Xiufang interrupted, "Don't be emotional. I can't cry!"
When she said that, the audience cramped up with laughter!
"Aiyo!"
"Pfft!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo, that's too face smacking!"
Li Yan said gloomily, "This —"
Ci Xiufang waved her hand. "Alright, alright, get off the stage. This is my territory!"
Li Chen said, "This is a public place!"
Li Yan said, "We've been here for many years!"
Hao Hailiang said, "That's right! How is this your territory? "
Ci Xiufang pursed her lips. "Alright, alright. Those who are ugly can stay behind."
When the three hosts heard that, two of them turned around and ran off the stage!
Hao Hailiang was left stunned for a moment before he also hurried off the stage!
All of them were gone!
Ci Xiufang snorted. "You think I can't deal with you? Tch — "
The audience:
"Hahahaha!"
"This skit is a little interesting!"
"It's only just started, but it's already quite funny!"
"This old lady is too sarcastic!"
"What a viper! Hahahahaha! "
"Auntie Ci's image has changed a lot this year!"
"Yeah, she's never acted in a character with such an image before. This is definitely a breakthrough for her character. Zhang Ye is really gutsy!"
The curtains opened.
The subtitles appeared.
Skit "Dance If You Want."
Screenwriter: Zhang Ye.
Actors: Ci Xiufang, Lian He.
At this moment, the skit officially began!
The audience watching at home were immediately hooked!
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