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Chapter 1296

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The guests had all arrived.

A gathering of stars!

There weren't many people here, but they were all big shots!

The celebrities were quickly asked by the reporters to take pictures with Zhang Ye.

Ning Lan.

Zhang Xia.

Chen Guang.

Lillian.

The two of them took pictures together and even took a group photo later on.

This was especially so for an international superstar like Lillian, who was given special attention by the media. If not for the police tape and restrictions on the reporters' activities, a large group of reporters would have already rushed over. His junior martial sister, Yang Shu, and the security guards were there to hold them back. Whenever they tried to get out, Yang Shu would push them back. This caused quite a few of the security guards to look askance at Zhang Ye's mysterious personal bodyguard. Over there, Zhang Ye had just taken two pictures with Lillian in front of the camera when his three sisters "flew" over excitedly. They grabbed Lillian's hand and wanted to take a picture with her. When Lillian heard that the three of them were Zhang Ye's sisters, she naturally did not object.

The blessings of the celebrities were also shown on the big screen in the open-air garden.

A video recorded by the Heavenly Queen Zhang Yuanqi with her cell phone appeared. "Zhang Ye, happy wedding. I'm overseas and can't make it back." The camera turned and shone on the area behind her. It was filled with Western buildings. "See, I didn't lie to you. I can't make it, but I've sent my blessings. Don't be picky."

Then there was a video of A-list movie star Huo Dongfang. It was set in a hospital. "Teacher Zhang, I broke my leg during filming two days ago and am currently in the hospital. I won't be able to attend your wedding and will be discharged in a few days. I'll make it up to you when I get back. Finally, I wish you a son soon. Congratulations!"

Some of the celebrities who couldn't make it back sent their blessings.

It was almost time.

The venue was getting more and more lively.

Finally, Dong Shanshan raised her microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen."

Yu Yingyi smiled and said, "Ladies and gentlemen."

The open-air garden fell silent. Everyone looked at the two wedding hosts.

The reporters also knew that the main event was about to begin. They couldn't help but perk up again!

Dong Shanshan looked around and said, "Next up, let's welcome our most beautiful and moving bride onto the stage. Is everyone looking forward to it?"

"Looking forward to it!"

"Looking forward to it!"

"Wow!"

"The bride is coming!"

"Where's the applause!"

Screams!

Applause!

Everyone cheered with all their might!

Zhang Ye was also very much looking forward to it. When the wedding dress arrived yesterday, he did not see Old Wu wearing it. Old Wu and her family deliberately did not let him see it. Since he did not see Old Wu this morning, he did not know how his wife would look in the wedding dress.

Yu Yingyi said loudly, "Then, let's welcome the bride onto the stage!"

The applause became even more enthusiastic!

However, there was no movement on the red carpet.

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "Please!"

Applause and cheers came again, but there was still no one.

Dong Shanshan was amused. "Oh, looks like our bride isn't that easy to invite."

Everyone laughed, knowing that it was time for a show.

Sure enough, they saw Wu Zeqing's family members walking down the red carpet. There was her best friend Xin Ya, her relative Fat Sis, and a bunch of other women.

Zhang Ye craned his neck and looked behind him, "Where is she?"

Xin Ya, who was the leader, smiled and said, "Professor Zhang, if you want to invite the bride out, you'll have to get past us first."

Zhang Ye said in amusement, "There's still a project?"

Xin Ya laughed and said, "Do you know what it means by the saying 'the river flows east for 30 years, then west for 30 years'? Who asked you to offend me in the past? It's time for you to repay your debt this time. "

Everyone laughed and jeered.

"They're going to challenge the competition!"

"Teacher Zhang, you're awesome!"

"Zhang'er, don't be a coward!"

"If you lose, it'll be embarrassing for you!"

"If you lose, you'll lose your wife!"

They had more or less heard about the fight between Peking University and Tsinghua University. At that time, Zhang Ye and Xin Ya were the leaders of the teams from Peking University and Tsinghua University respectively. But who could have expected that these two youngest mathematicians in the country would turn out to be Wu Zeqing's husband and her best friend? This was really quite dramatic, but it just so happened that the onlookers loved to see it. The media was also getting excited!

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Sure, Professor Xin. Just say what you need to do."

Xin Ya nodded in satisfaction. "Alright, I'll say it then."

Zhang Ye said domineeringly, "Alright, I'll accept it."

Fat Sis held up a finger and said, "We have three challenges."

One of Old Wu's nieces said, "Uncle, if you can't get past these three challenges, my aunt won't be coming out. You can go back to wherever you're supposed to be."

Three challenges?

Are they for real?

But would this bro be afraid of something like that?

Zhang Ye shrugged. "Alright, I'll accept it."

Xin Ya smiled and clapped her hands. "Brush, ink, paper, and inkstone!"

The staff immediately brought out the items one after the other. It was obvious that they had been prepared for this. Moreover, Zhang Ye and his studio staff were completely unaware of this. It was obvious that Old Wu's group of friends and relatives were deliberately trying to scam Zhang Ye. This was also one of the more traditional weddings in China, so no one was unfamiliar with it.

Everyone was stunned by what they were seeing.

What was this?

What were they going to compete on?

Xin Ya spoke up, "The first challenge will be a competition of literary talent."

Zhang Ye cramped up with laughter. "Who's going to compete with me?"

"I'm going to compete with you," Xin Ya said with a grin.

Zhang Ye smiled but did not say anything.

Xin Ya smiled. "Don't get too excited yet. Take a look at my topic first." Saying that, she spread out a piece of writing on the counter. "The first challenge will be — Homophone Essay."

Homophone Essay?

What was that?

A lot of people did not understand.

Only the teachers from Peking University's Chinese Department were taken aback.

Seeing this, Xin Ya explained, "Let me show everyone an example. This is a homophone essay that I wrote. As long as Teacher Zhang can write something similar, I'll consider it my loss."

Zhang Ye sneered, "You wrote it?"

"That's right." Xin Ya did not blush at all.

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes. "If it was written by you, I'll eat this piece of paper!"

Xin Ya said, "It doesn't matter who wrote it. Are you going to accept it or not?"

There was a projector, a computer, and a large screen beside them. The piece of writing was very quickly displayed on the screen. When everyone saw it, they gasped!

The original text read: Xixi's rhinoceros, loves to play. Xi Xi brings the rhinoceros out every day, Xi Xi carefully practices washing the rhinoceros. The rhinoceros sucks the stream, plays with Xi Xi. Xi Xi happily plays with Xi Xi. The rhinoceros hisses happily.

The meaning was: Xixi's rhinoceros loves to play. Xi Xi brings the rhinoceros out every day, and Xi Xi carefully bathes it. The rhinoceros sucks water from the stream and sprays it at Xi Xi to tease him. Xi Xi smiles and tells the rhinoceros not to play, but the rhinoceros never gets tired of it and loves to play. The article described a scene of a child named Xi Xi playing with a playful rhinoceros by the stream.

This was a homophone essay?

There was only one sound in the entire essay?

And it even had to be connected into a reasonable story?

Fuck!

This was way too difficult!

Who could possibly do something like this!

Many of the media outlets were floored!

Many of the celebrities were also dazzled by this!

They had seen the relatives and friends of the bride making things difficult for them many times. Some made them drink wine, some made them eat apples, and all kinds of things. However, this was the first time they had seen such a difficult and artistic way of making things difficult for them. As expected of the literati circle, these people were too perverted!

Peking University's Chinese Department Dean, Chang Kaige, said in a speechless manner, "I know this essay. Wasn't it written by Tsinghua University's Old Wang? How did it become your work? "

Old Wang?

A famous language professor at Tsinghua University's Chinese Department?

Xin Ya did not blush. "In any case, the topic has already been given. It's a homophone essay. Let me check my watch." She lowered her head and said, "There's still quite a bit of time before the auspicious hour. Professor Zhang, you can take your time to think about it and research it. You can also discuss it with your group of relatives and friends. But if you can't answer it before the auspicious hour, the bride will not be coming out."

Dong Shanshan, who was standing at the podium and holding a microphone, said with a laugh, "The bride's group of relatives and friends have made their move. Will the groom be able to pass the test successfully?"

Yu Yingyi laughed and said, "I think it's going to be difficult."

"Zhang'er!"

"You can do it!"

"Think about it carefully!"

"This question is too difficult!"

"Does anyone have any ideas? Quickly help out."

"Those people from Tsinghua University are so bad!"

"Our friends from Peking University? Quickly help out! "

Zhang Ye's relatives and friends were all shouting.

But when faced with such a perverted question, there was really nothing they could do. Peking University's Chang Kaige, Su Na, Professor Zeng, and the others were also at their wit's end.

Looking at them, Xin Ya revealed a smug smile.

Old Wu's group of relatives and friends were also laughing.

But at this moment, Zhang Ye looked at the question and looked at Xin Ya, Fat Sis, and the others in amusement. He said, "Is that it?"

Xin Ya was taken aback. "Ah?"

Old Wu's niece was taken aback. "What?"

Zhang Ye laughed and said, "That's it?"

Xin Ya said, "That's it? Come on."

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