On Weibo.
"Quick, go and take a look!"
"Zhang Ye is so funny!"
"This fellow has started a mic call!"
"Those are all new lyrics. I'm pissing myself laughing!"
"A few popular female streamers were trying to steal his traffic, but after that mic call, those streamers all stopped streaming. There's no one left in their rooms!"
"Are you serious?"
"Damn, I'll go and take a look!"
"The URL is here. Come and take a look!"
"Come quickly, there are already a few million people in the room!"
"Haha, how can those female streamers compare to Zhang Ye!"
"Yeah, that fellow Zhang Ye is a famous crossover king. Which industry has he not been to before? I wouldn't find it strange if he were to mic up for a webcast livestream. Actually, if it were any of the other A-list celebrities or even the Heavenly Kings or Queens who were calling out to me, I would definitely vomit blood. That was because it didn't match their statuses at all. They wouldn't lower their status to come over and call out to me. But Zhang Ye was different. He had "I Feel My Body Has Been Hollowed Out", "Nonsense Is Justified", and was even involved in comedy and crosstalk. From the start of his debut, he had been a flop from start to finish. What vulgar? What elegant? These words don't exist in his dictionary! "
What was a mic call?
It was a way of hosting a stream in the form of a rap song. It was not considered music, but rather a special form of rap. There were bar mics, commercial mics, and so on.
An A-list celebrity was actually mic calling!
Who wouldn't want to come and take a look?
The number of viewers in Zhang Ye's channel continued to soar!
...
Meihe TV.
In Studio 1.
The music stopped.
Zhang Ye was also having a great time singing. Back in his previous world, whenever he saw the webcasters shouting passionately on the mic, Zhang Ye would always want to give it a try. However, he never got the chance to do so. He never expected that he would be able to fulfill his wish in this world. Perhaps this was the charm of a livestreaming platform. There were no rules or scruples, and he could say or sing whatever he wanted to. And the song that Zhang Ye brought out today was truly amazing. This mic call was called "Drunk Alone." It was a very famous mic call in Zhang Ye's previous world. As long as it was a webcaster who played this, they would all be able to sing a line or two. It wasn't artistic, but it was a joy to listen to.
Zhang Ye smiled at the camera and said, "How was it? Was it alright? "
There were countless replies.
"This is too awesome!"
“66666！”
"We are all kneeling!"
"Teacher Zhang, you're so bad. You've ruined the livestreams of those female streamers!"
"Hahaha, everyone has come to our side."
Zhang Ye picked up a bottle of mineral water beside him and drank a few mouthfuls, then screwed the cap back on and threw it to the side. He smiled and said, "There are more people here and the atmosphere has livened up. That's pretty good. Let's just have fun today and not have so many rules. Usually, there are a lot of things that cannot be said or broadcast on television, but here, it doesn't matter anymore. I'll give you whatever you like. Everyone will have a good laugh and happily go to work the next day. Isn't that the value of us celebrities?"
Below the comments:
"Yes!"
"Well said!"
"Being happy is better than anything else!"
"Teacher Zhang, I love you!"
"Zhang Ye, tell us something we haven't heard of before!"
"That's right, give me something I've never heard of before!"
One of the biggest characteristics of a webcast was its interactivity.
Zhang Ye was also well aware of this logic. He laughed and said, "Why don't you try something new? That's all I know. You've heard what you need to hear and seen what you need to see, right? Let me think about it. " With a pause, he said, "Why don't we do it this way? Let me perform a crosstalk routine for you all. You've all heard me and Old Yao doing crosstalk before, and you've also heard the musical crosstalk from two days ago. But if I do a monologue, I'm sure none of you have heard it before, right?"
Everyone was taken aback and immediately got excited!
"Wow!"
"I've never heard of it before!"
"You even know how to do monologue?"
"I thought that you only knew how to do crosstalk!"
"Come on! Come on! "
"I'm really looking forward to it!"
"Someone, come quickly. That Zhang guy is going to do a monologue!"
"Bring on the gifts!"
Monologue?
Even Ha Qiqi, Little Wang, and the others in the room next door were looking forward to it. Not to mention the others, they had never heard of it before either. Zhang Ye had never done a monologue before. This was because compared to a crosstalk routine, a monologue crosstalk routine was obviously not easy to do. Moreover, the difficulty was not just doubled or tripled, but multiplied by several times. In a crosstalk routine, there would be a person supporting you and supporting you, so a lot of the jokes would be easily executed. But monologue was different. It all depended on one person's mouth, and in terms of storytelling format, there was more emphasis on integrity and continuity. In this world's crosstalk circle, among the living crosstalk actors, there weren't many who could do a good monologue routine.
The atmosphere turned quiet.
Everyone was listening quietly.
Zhang Ye cleared his throat. His demeanor suddenly changed, and he looked completely different from when he was speaking into the microphone. He said calmly, "Let me tell everyone about my childhood. Don't judge me by how I look now. Actually, I wasn't cut out for crosstalk when I was young. I've always been a little silly. Children these days have such happy childhoods. They can't even speak the Chinese language, but they're already enrolled in English classes. "
Ha Qiqi laughed, "Pfft!"
Little Wang laughed. "Insulting English again!"
The people watching the live broadcast also laughed. How bad was Teacher Zhang's English when he was still in school? This was such a deep hatred that he would have to insult English wherever he went!
Zhang Ye said confidently, "Besides, there are also many things to play with. What toys do children these days lack? All of them are electrically charged. Computers, phones, video games, stun batons — oh, they're not even allowed to play with them. When I was young, there was an electric door in my house that my father wouldn't even let me touch. "
"Hahahaha!"
"Can you let me touch them!"
"Stun batons?"
"Pfft!"
Everyone ridiculed him in real time!
Zhang Ye shrugged and said, "Children these days even have MP8s. When I was young, I didn't even have a fart. I even had to be called out by the teacher in class. That day, I didn't pay attention in class. When the teacher was lecturing in class, I was quietly muttering to myself. Our teacher punished me. 'Zhang Ye! Stand up! Repeat what you just said 20 times out loud! '" Zhang Ye sighed and said, "I didn't dare to not say it, so I just stood there and said, 'There's chives stuck between the teacher's teeth, chives stuck between the teacher's teeth, chives stuck between the teacher's teeth, chives stuck between the teacher's teeth —' The teacher's face turned green and said, 'Alright, alright, sit down and listen carefully in class from now on.'"
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo!"
Ha Qiqi held her belly and laughed!
Little Wang couldn't take it anymore either!
Zhang Ye said, "There's really nothing to do during recess, so the class monitor organized a competition to see who can drill their head into the desk." Pausing, he said, "I'm pretty good at it. I managed to drill it in." Pausing again, he said, "I can't pull it out."
"Hahaha!"
"You deserve it!"
Zhang Ye said, "They called my father over and asked him to take me to the hospital. The janitor wouldn't let me go out. He said that the desk was public property and that I had to remove it before I could leave. My father said that if we could remove it, why would we need to go to the hospital? "
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
Zhang Ye said, "These days, doctors are responsible for their patients. When we were young, there was a doctor who fooled people and wanted to amputate my limbs from the neck. My dad said, 'Beheading has been abolished a long time ago.' He dragged me away and ran away. Let's go home. We couldn't get on the bus, so we carried the desk back home. Heads turned 100% — I wonder what branch of the military I belong to. "
"Branch of the military?"
"Hahahaha!"
"You're the Table Warrior!"
Zhang Ye said, "We have a neighbor who's a carpenter. He said that he wanted to saw the desk, but my dad couldn't bear to do it — the school is withholding the deposit. My dad said, 'It's good to bring the desk along. It makes it easier to do homework.' My head is stuck in there, so I can't see. Do homework? After holding it for three days, I lost a lot of weight and pulled it out. "
"Pfft!"
"Are you crazy!"
"I'm cramping up from laughing!"
Zhang Ye said, "Kids these days watch a lot of performances. Crosstalk, puppet shows, plays, music … When we were young, we only had a few performances, and they were even performed by the district amateur troupe. When he was young, he watched Taking Wudang Mountain by Strategy. Zhao Haifeng shot Chen Gui. Zhao Haifeng used one hand to press down on Chen Gui, while the other hand held the gun. With a gesture, a prop master backstage used a hammer to smash the gun. Bang! That day, we were performing at the sports field. It was raining, so the cannon got damp. Zhao Haifeng gestured, but the gun did not fire. All of us were stunned. The teacher even told us, 'Uncle Zhao Haifeng uses a silencer.' "
"Silencer?"
"There were already silencers then?"
"Hahahahaha!"
The reorganized content was changed.
Taking Wudang Mountain was a very famous show in this world.
Zhao Haifeng said, "But Chen Gui would not lie down if he did not hear the gunshot. Zhao Haifeng continued acting. 'I represent the people' — there was no sound, but another damp cannon was hit. 'I represent the party' — there was no sound, but another damp cannon was hit. Zhao Haifeng was getting anxious. 'No more bullets? On behalf of the people, I-I'll strangle you to death '! "
"Strangle you to death?"
"Hahahaha!"
"Is there anyone who would strangle you to death!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
Zhang Ye said, "This time, I stood up and cheered, 'Uncle Zhao Haifeng's grip is so strong!'"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Is this a matter of having a strong grip?!"
This crosstalk had countless people rocking back and forth with laughter!
The mocking and cheering came one after another onscreen!
Everyone also found it refreshing. This was because they had heard a lot of monologues before, but none of them had ever heard of a monologue like the one Zhang Ye had just performed!
Only Zhang Ye knew.
This was called the Verdant Sea Style.
This was a crosstalk by Fang Qingping from Zhang Ye's previous world. It was called "Blissful Childhood." Zhang Ye had always liked it, so he decided to bring it out today. There were many other monologues, like Master Ma Sanli and Master Liu Baorui. However, many of their crosstalks had a sense of age and were more artistic and storytelling. They were not suitable for today's atmosphere, so Zhang Ye thought of Fang Qingping. He was the most suitable.
The monologue finished.
The livestream channel became even livelier.
No, the word "livelier" could not even describe it!
The number of viewers in the channel skyrocketed. There were even dozens of whales appearing!
XXX gave you 100 airplanes!
XXX gave you 10,000 lollipops!
XXX gave you 10 aircraft carriers!
The number of viewers exploded!
The gifts exploded!
The livestream channel was filled with laughter!
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