On the same night.
The countdown to the live broadcast began.
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!"
The live broadcast of I Am a Singer's grand finals officially kicked off!
…
Back at home.
His mother was holding some melon seeds and pointing at the TV. "Little Wu, it's starting, it's starting!"
"Coming, Auntie." Wu Zeqing walked over gently and sat down.
His father asked, "When will Little Ye go on stage?"
His mother munched on some melon seeds and said, "I don't know."
…
At the studio.
Everyone was working overtime today and staying behind to watch the live broadcast.
Ha Qiqi gasped and said, "It's starting!"
Little Wang said excitedly, "Who did Director Zhang invite?"
Zhang Zuo said, "I'm not sure. He said it's a secret."
Tong Fu smiled and said, "He's not even telling us. Could it be that there's a surprise?"
Little Wang said, "I still believe that Director Zhang will win!"
When everyone heard that, they gave a wry smile.
Win?
Was that even possible?
…
Peking University.
In the student dormitories.
"The live broadcast is starting!"
"Sisters, come quickly!"
"Aiya, I don't even want to watch it anymore."
"Why?"
"I'm Zhang Ye's hardcore fan. He can't write good songs and his singing is getting worse, so what's there for me to watch? It hurts my heart to watch! "
"Who knows, Professor Zhang might be able to make a comeback."
"Right, let's just watch it."
"Alright then."
…
At this moment.
Viewers from all over the country were glued to their televisions.
Dong Shanshan appeared on stage in a splendid red dress, stunning countless people. The opening advertising message and introduction of the grand finals' rules were professional and humorous, making quite a few people laugh. It was only at this moment that a lot of people suddenly realized that the sexy goddess who they thought only relied on her looks and figure could actually stand on her own. Ignoring her looks and figure, she was also an excellent host!
On Weibo.
"Shanshan is going to be popular!"
"She's my goddess for life!"
"I really like her!"
"She's not involved in any scandals and she's even keeping a low profile!"
"Right, she's the only one in the entertainment industry who can maintain such a reputation despite going the sexy route!"
"Teacher Shanshan is getting better and better."
"It's mainly because Zhang Ye is supporting her."
"Yeah, as long as it's a program made by Zhang Ye, Dong Shanshan will always be the host. No one can compete with her. After all, they've been classmates for so many years."
"Zhang Ye is still a loyal friend."
"Yeah, Shanshan's fan club and Zhang Ye's fan club are so close that they're almost like a family now."
After that, the warm-up song began. The singers who had been eliminated previously all came back to sing.
Zhao Wuliu …
Xue Kaiqi …
Li Nalan …
Good songs came one after another.
The audience in front of the TV and at the venue were mesmerized.
"They are all experts!"
"I think every single one of them can enter the finals!"
"Yeah, you sang really well."
"At least he's better than Zhang Ye."
"Hey, don't mention that guy. We still don't know who his guest partner is today."
"That's right, the other singers' guests have all been revealed. Although I don't know if it's true or not, there's a general direction to it. Only Zhang Ye's guest is nowhere to be found!"
"You'll know soon enough."
"Don't make any more trouble!"
"Pfft, that's right. He's always full of tricks!"
The warm-up was over.
The main competition was finally here!
When Dong Shanshan reappeared, everyone's hearts were in their throats. They widened their eyes and pricked up their ears, afraid that they would miss a single scene or sound.
At the venue.
Onstage.
Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "Next up, we will officially begin the competition. The order of appearance for the grand finals will still be decided by drawing lots, but this first contestant did not participate in the drawing. Instead, he volunteered to be the first to go onstage and sing. After getting the approval of the other singers, our program team will also respect his wishes." With a pause, she added, "Of course, we won't dare to disrespect him, because he is our executive director."
The live audience was amused.
"Zhang Ye!"
"Zhang Ye is going first?"
"Who are the guests?"
"There's even a fool who wants to be the first to go onstage?"
"It's really disadvantageous to be the first to sing!"
Everyone was whispering to each other.
Then Dong Shanshan said, "Then, let's welcome the first contestant and his guest partner onto the stage. Let's hand the stage over to them for the rest of the time."
She stepped off the stage.
The spotlights quickly focused on the moon gate.
The live audience stared intently!
The television viewers could not take their eyes off of it!
Even the backstage singers were looking forward to who Zhang Ye would invite!
When the spotlights converged, two figures slowly walked out. One was smiling, while the other was waving. When everyone saw the person next to Zhang Ye, they were all dumbfounded. At that moment, it was as if a hundred thousand alpacas were galloping through their minds, leaving nothing behind!
Screams!
Fainting!
Staring!
Disbelief!
The live audience and those watching TV blew up!
"Ah!"
"How could it be him?"
"What the heck!"
"Zhang, can you be any more serious!"
"I'm already bursting out with laughter! Hahahaha! "
"This, this is really f * cking unexpected!"
"My mom asked me why I was kneeling while watching TV!"
"Zhang Ye, I'm really kneeling to you!"
"Th-This is something that only you can fucking think of!"
His mother was dumbfounded.
His father was dumbfounded.
Wu Zeqing gave a slight smile.
Ha Qiqi nearly fell from her seat!
Zhang Zuo's eyes widened!
Xiaodong burst out laughing!
Amy was dumbfounded!
Zhang Xia was speechless.
Chen Guang was speechless.
No one could have expected it to be him!
Regarding Zhang Ye's guest partner, everyone had guessed many possibilities. If Zhang Ye wanted to turn the tables, then performing in the first round of the grand finals would be too important. With Zhang Ye not being able to write a good song and perform badly, finding a good singer would be the best way to help him garner the most votes. But no one could have expected that Zhang Ye would actually find someone that no one could have expected. Yes, someone that no one had even thought of!
It was Yao Jiancai!
It was Zhang Ye's golden partner!
"I'm going to cry!"
"Old Yao, don't mess around! Hurry up and go back! "
"Old Yao, did you come to the wrong set?"
"This is I Am a Singer, not a crosstalk competition!"
"I'm going to faint too!"
"What's the meaning of this? Are the two of you going to perform a crosstalk? Pfft! "
"I'm cramping up from laughing! Zhang Ye is too good at stirring up trouble! "
"If Old Yao can sing, I'll fucking run around the streets naked! Let's go right now! "
"Let's go together!"
"I'd like to see how these two fellows are going to sing!"
"Damn, the crosstalk stage has been set up!"
"Are they really going to fucking perform a crosstalk?"
"Of course they're going to sing. How are they going to perform a crosstalk?"
"If these two can use music to perform a crosstalk, I'll call them daddy!"
"I'll call them mommies!"
"Where the fuck is there going to be a musical crosstalk!"
The professional music critics and industry peers who were sitting in the first row of the venue were also dumbfounded as they watched Zhang Ye pick up a "wake-up block."
The stage was brought out.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were both dressed in their crosstalk robes.
Suddenly, with a smack, the wake-up block was slammed down!
Zhang Ye opened his mouth to sing.
"Storytelling, acting, and persuading.
"The three main roads walk in the center.
"Good and evil will be repaid in the end.
"The righteous path of the world is the vicissitudes of life."
After a closing poem, the sound of the gong cut in and the musical instruments started playing!
Zhang Ye began singing.
"This Young Master was born in poverty."
"Other than the six nannies at home, there are also over a dozen security guards.
"But I'm an upright person, especially righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Punching the Nanshan Nursing Home!
"Stomping on the North Head Kindergarten!
"Between the ages of 90 and 9, they shudder at the sight of me!"
Zhang Xia laughed, "Pfft!"
Xiaodong burst out laughing!
Born poor?
Is that what you call being born poor!
Between the ages of 90 and 9?
Aiyo, why don't you just go and die!
Amy was stunned. "Rap? Is that a rap? "
The audience was also laughing and stunned. F * ck, he could really sing!
The audience was dumbfounded by what they saw!
Zhang Ye calmly and quickly sang.
"He said it was recorded in the ancient Analects of Confucius.
"Treacherous in the martial world, retreat if you can't do it.
"You can't have your cake and eat it too.
"You don't lack a house or a car, but you're not immoral.
"Acknowledge me as your big brother. If anyone dares to bully you in the future, I'll stab them three times!"
Yao Jiancai chimed in from the side. "What about it?"
Zhang Ye said, "I'll just puncture their tires, understand!"
The audience was rocking back and forth with laughter!
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo!"
"These two are really asking for it!"
"These lyrics are making me laugh like crazy!"
At this moment, the song finally reached its finale.
The audience was getting more and more engrossed as they listened!
Zhang Ye sang, "Just at this moment, I noticed a fierce-looking person glaring at me from the side. His hand reached into his bag like he was trying to pull something out." He looked at Yao Jiancai.
Yao Jiancai had already reached into his bag with a fierce look on his face.
Zhang Ye sang, "How could Lord Zhang's eyes hold such a thing? With a dignified air, I calmly walked over and said —" His voice immediately withered. "Big Brother, if you have something to say, just say it."
The audience was in a daze with laughter!
Is this what you call being calm and composed?
Is this what you call being dignified?
Yao Jiancai's face was cold as he raised his chin and said, "Do you know who was responsible for last year's dismemberment in the moat?!"
Zhang Ye said, "Ah?"
Yao Jiancai said fiercely, "Do you know who was responsible for beating up someone into a retard last month?"
Zhang Ye said, "Ah?"
Yao Jiancai pointed to where his feet were. "Then two days ago, you stood here and stabbed someone to death. You should know who did it, right?"
Zhang Ye said in surprise, "Ah? I don't know? What are you trying to do? "
The audience also focused their attention!
What were they trying to do?
Were they going to fight?
Had they met a tough character?
Yao Jiancai stared at him and said, "You really don't know?"
Zhang Ye said, "I really — don't know!"
At this moment, Yao Jiancai suddenly took out a newspaper from his bag. His voice suddenly became very sharp as he said with a smile, "Eh, then why don't you give us a copy of the Legal Tabloid?"
The entire audience vomited blood!
Legal Tabloid?
Are you f * * king a newspaper seller!?
The song ended!
Applause immediately rang out!
At the same time, there was a long period of laughter. Dong Shanshan, who was in the audience, laughed until she was in tears. This was also the first time she had heard it!
The internet was also in an uproar!
"I'm dying from laughter!"
"It's so fun!"
"Musical crosstalk? They really know how to talk? "
"I'm convinced!"
"I'm already kneeling!"
"Who was the one who said to call them Mom and Dad just now? Who said to run around naked? Hurry up and come out! They really used a musical rap to perform a crosstalk! "
"You can even do that!?"
"Nonsense Is Justified"!
It was a musical crosstalk from Zhang Ye's previous world!
Clearly, no one in this world had ever heard of it, nor had it ever appeared before!
Even the music critics and music industry professionals in the first row were stunned by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's musical crosstalk!
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