In the auditorium.
"Judges?"
"Alright, the finals are over."
"Alright, the scores have been tabulated."
"I hereby announce that the champion of this year's Beijing Couplet Competition is … Teacher Zhang Ye!"
With the host's announcement, the audience erupted into enthusiastic applause. There were even screams and cheers. It was very lively. Even at the contestants' seats beside the podium, many of the Couplet Federation's contestants gave Zhang Ye a heartfelt applause. Some even gave him a thumbs up with a smile! There was no other way. Zhang Ye was worthy of everyone's praise. This was also the strangest Couplet Competition in recent years. Why was it strange? Was there a need to say? As all the questions were answered by Zhang Ye alone, there was only Zhang Ye as the champion. The second and third place did not even appear. The other 49 contestants all had zero points!
This wasn't worthy of applause?
This wasn't worthy of everyone's admiration?
Only Big Thunder did not move. He did not applaud!
Zheng Anbang and many people from the Beijing Writers' Association did not look too good. They did not applaud Zhang Ye at all. They lowered their heads and did their own things. They were very petty!
When Zhang Ye saw this scene, he sneered.
The female host smiled, "Teacher Zhang, please come on stage to receive the award."
Zhang Ye got up and walked around to the side of the stage. He smiled at the two hosts.
Over there, Elder Qian and the other two judges had also come up. The trophies had been prepared in advance, but there were only three. When the staff brought them up, Elder Qian only took one of them. The other two second and third places were clearly not needed. To be honest, this was the first time they were awarding such an outstanding award. A person had used an overwhelming advantage to crush all the contestants. This was unprecedented in the history of the Couplet Competition.
"Teacher Little Zhang, congratulations." Elder Qian handed the trophy to him.
Zhang Ye received it and said, "Thank you, Judges, for your affirmation."
Elder Qian smiled, "It's not our affirmation. This is the honor you deserve. Besides, I believe no one can say anything. This is the least suspenseful Couplet Competition champion!"
The audience was laughing. That's right. This was really the least suspenseful year!
The female host said, "Teacher Zhang, why don't you say a few words in your acceptance speech?"
"Yes, are you sure you want me to say it?" Zhang Ye blinked his eyes.
The male host exclaimed. What was there to be uncertain about? Doesn't every winner have to give a speech about their acceptance speech? Thank friends, thank leaders, thank parents and so on?
But the female host knew what Zhang Ye meant by that. "This …"
"Alright, I'll say a few words." Zhang Ye turned around to face everyone and paused for a second. Then he said, "I remember that … someone said that I cheated?"
Everyone laughed again, treating it as a joke.
Only the people from the Beijing Writers' Association were left with ugly expressions. They were thinking, Are you f * * king done? It's already in the past, so why are you bringing it up? Why are you so narrow-minded?
The more people did not want him to mention it, the more this fellow wanted to mention it. "I want to know who reported me. I also want to ask that comrade from the Beijing Writers' Association who said that I cheated on stage. The judges and comrades from the Couplet Organization did not investigate the matter clearly and finally allowed me to participate. Why did you say that I cheated the moment you went on stage?" With a glance, he stared at the youth from the Writers' Association offstage. "Shouldn't you apologize to me? Isn't that the most basic courtesy? "
The young man stared at him with a dark expression. Damn it, I apologize? Based on what!?
A woman from the Couplet Organization looked at him, "Little Wu, you really should give everyone an explanation."
"Apologize, Little Wu." Another person from the Couplet Organization said, "This is a live broadcast. Everyone is watching. What you said onstage was indeed inappropriate. It was too arbitrary and affected Teacher Zhang's reputation. It was only because Teacher Zhang Ye turned the situation around and proved that he did not cheat. If not, the consequences would be dire. Just those words of yours is enough to destroy a person!"
The youth surnamed Wu refused to go. He closed his eyes shamelessly.
Zhang Ye laughed, "Today is a Couplet Competition. It's fine if you don't apologize. I'll give you a couplet."
Give a couplet?
You are still giving a couplet at this time?
Everyone was a little stunned. They were also curious about what Zhang Ye was going to say.
Zhang Ye said the next moment, "Rats have no big or small, but are called old." Because they are all called rats!
The next couplet, Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Turtles have male and female, but always have the surname Wu!" Because they are all called turtles!
When the youth surnamed Wu heard this, he nearly vomited three liters of blood! Zhang Ye, your grandpa! You are too f * * king ruthless! He was so angry that he nearly screamed! His face turned green! This was a live broadcast! There were hundreds of thousands of people watching! To scold him in public? The youth wished he could find a hole to hide in! He had thought that if he refused to apologize, then so be it. What could he do? But he had forgotten that this person was no ordinary person. He was the infamous Zhang Ye who dared to publicly scold his Leader and unit at the Silver Microphone Awards ceremony! Human venom! Venomous mouth! Even more venomous heart! At this moment, the youth really regretted it. F * * k, if I had known this would happen, I would have gone up to apologize!
The male host was stunned hearing this, "Teacher Zhang!"
The female host was not surprised at all. She knew of Zhang Ye's misdeeds, but she quickly used her foot to nudge Zhang Ye's shoe without batting an eyelid. She said softly, "Teacher, you …"
The audience was also stunned!
But Zhang Ye was not done yet. He carried on, "The Beijing Writers' Association recommended me to participate in this competition. I want to thank them for becoming the champion. I want to thank the Writers' Association who sent me to support me. I'll also give you a couplet." Saying that, he directly read, "Ox-Head grows dragon horns in joy."
This sentence was quite ordinary, so no one noticed the problem.
But Zhang Ye's second half made everyone faint, "When has a dog's mouth ever spat out ivory!"
The Beijing Writers' Association's Leaders and members, "…"
The people from the Couplet Organization covered their mouths and snickered. They found it too interesting. The scolding was too wicked!
Zhang Ye obviously wanted to scold. From the moment he came to the competition, he could tell that the Beijing Writers' Association did not have any good intentions. They kept making things difficult for him and played dirty tricks. If not for Zhang Ye's quick wit, his reputation would have been ruined by them. He would have nearly lost his career as a celebrity. If the stain of cheating was placed on Zhang Ye, he would never be able to clear his name. How great of a grudge was this? He naturally wanted to get back at them!
Scolding?
It's not like I haven't f * * king scolded before!
So what if it's a live broadcast? I'm scolding you!
At this moment, it was unknown when the Beijing Writers' Association's Vice President, Meng Dongguo, had walked out from backstage. When he heard Zhang Ye publicly scolding the Writers' Association, he immediately flew into a rage. He did not care if it was a live broadcast or not. He grabbed a microphone and confronted Zhang Ye offstage. He also said, "Zhang Ye, aren't you good at matching couplets? Then I'll give you a question. Listen well. Two apes in the deep mountains, a little monkey dares to match saws? "This first half of the couplet was homophonic." Match saws "was also a" couplet ". He was scolding Zhang Ye!
Zhang Ye was amused. This first half of the couplet happened to appear in his memory search. He immediately retorted, "Then listen well. A horse's feet are stuck in the mud, how can the old bastard raise his hooves!?" Raising his hooves was equivalent to giving a question!
"Good!"
"Beautifully matched!"
"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! "
"Teacher Zhang Ye is godly!"
The audience could not help but laugh out loud!
Meng Dongguo, "… &% # @ *) *&@ @!!!"
Vice President Meng's couplet skills were not that deep, or he would have long participated in the competition. Hence, he was no match for Zhang Ye. He was defeated the moment he made a move!
However, Zhang Ye did not let him off. "Since you have given a question, then I'll also give a question. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!"
Eh?
What kind of question was this?
It was rare for couplets to be stuck above seven. Shouldn't the first half be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight? Why did he forget the eight character?
Then Zhang Ye looked at him, "You can't match it? Then I'll give you a second half. Filial piety, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety, righteousness, honesty! "
That's not right!
The second half was not right either!
Filial piety, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety, righteousness, honesty? What about shame? How could there be no shame?
But how could there be any fools present? A few contestants pondered for a moment and were dumbfounded as they analyzed the metaphor of this couplet. "The first half of the couplet forgot the eight character? The second half of the couplet is missing the word 'shame'? This is … Wang Ba (Shameless)? F * * k! "
Wang Ba?
Shameless?
Meng Dongguo nearly exploded with anger! That Zhang fellow! You f * * king scolded?
The male host was sweating profusely as he hurriedly mediated, "Teachers, Teachers, please say a few words less. Say a few words less. The camera is still …" This was what it meant to be a scholar! Scolding without using vulgarities!
Meng Dongguo did not care and directly said to Zhang Ye, "In such an occasion, you are publicly insulting the Beijing Writers' Association, insulting our Writers' Association's staff, and insulting the unit that recommended you? Good, good. I can now clearly say it here. A person like you, no matter how talented you are, our Beijing Writers' Association will not accept you! "
You dare to accuse me as the guilty party?
You're saying that everything is logical and logical?
When you want to step on me, step on me! When I fight back! You are using logic to suppress me? Just because you are the authoritative unit! So everything is reasonable? Bullsh * t!
Zhang Ye was extremely amusing. He held the microphone in his hand and looked at the people from the Beijing Writers' Association, who were either angry or speechless. He said his last sentence. This sentence was a limerick. It came from a famous crosstalk artist from his world, Guo Degang. Guo Degang's limerick could be said to be the best in Zhang Ye's world. It was very controversial, especially the one that scolded the Beijing Television Station's Leader. It had attracted the criticism of many industry insiders. However, Zhang Ye chose another famous limerick by Old Guo today. It was written after Guo Degang was rejected by the Spring Festival Gala. It was very interesting and interesting.
"The north wind is biting cold, the haze is hazy. The wild grass is hard to distinguish between the pavilions in the wild. The plum blossoms seem to be cut, the desolation beyond the walls. The icy sky is like jade, the silver branches seem to be buried in powder. Pushing brocade blankets to be trampled on snow, the horizons are broadened and don't act like a good boy. Traveling the rivers and returning in vain, the poem is finished and the world is too narrow. "
Up to this point, many people did not understand.
What poem was this? A limerick?
Zhang Ye even knew a limerick? This was the first time they were hearing it!
However, Zhang Ye's following poem was understood by them. All of them laughed out loud, "The wind ruffles the bamboo in the Dawn Courtyard, the moon moves the flower's shadow over the jade steps. Filled with tranquility, I sigh that life is all about fame and fortune. " At this point, Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at Meng Dongguo and the people from the Writers' Association, "Open your drunken eyes. Regardless of your success or failure …" With a ha, he said, "I don't like to come either!"
You don't like to come either?
They just said they would not let you join the association! And you came up with such a limerick?
Hahaha! What a good 'I don't like to come either!' Many of the audience were amused hearing this!
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